Caray, Caray!

* For those who missed the wonderful *khmm* aikido scenes: while Liliana and José Ángel are warming up in the private park/garden, they are having a chat about Francisco’s deceased mother, who is actually very much alive, thank you very much. Arriaga is impactado, why did Guzmi lie about her? Because she left her children, and he never forgave his mother, that’s why, says Lili.

* Upstairs Pau-Loser is begging for her daughter’s forgiveness when suddenly Bea has a flashback about Guillo’s rejection of her. She starts crying too and tells Paula that she was angry at her but she understands how bad it hurts when a mother is rejected by her child. The mother and daughter reconcile.

* Tomasina and Victoria discuss the Little Miss’s pregnancy. They both think what happened isn’t the end of the world, but Vic is stressed out at the thought how Aníbal would react to the great news. Tomasina is more interested in Little Painter’s strange night at the hotel and she begs for more details, but they are interrupted first by Slutty McSlutterson who came to visit Nikki, then by Guzmáncito who came to tell Victoria that since she obviously doesn’t trust him anymore, he decided to quit the job. Little Painter is impactada: no way, young man, you’re not going anywhere! Naturalmente Nabila is secretly listening to every word they say.

* Lili and José Ángel are practicing mae geris (front kicks) in the park. Not that I don’t love Arriaga, but he moves slower than Steven Seagal after a good dinner, so I don’t mind it at all when his furious wife storms out of the building, tells Little Orchid to leave them alone and sticks the letter under his nose. What did you do last night?! At first he tries to talk his way out of the uncomfortable situation (look, mujer, it’s an anonymous letter) but then he has no choice but to admit that he was in a hotel… with Sra. Victoria. Boom. Chrissie’s heart breaks.


* In the working room Guzmán tries to convince Victoria that Nikki is lying to get rid of him. Vic asks him to say a little bit more until she clarifies the situation, and then she brings out the 64 million dollar question: Guzmán, look at me in the eye and tell me, did you sleep with my daughter? Frankie swears vehemently that he didn’t.


* Nikki tells Nabila that of course she isn’t preggers, she just advantage of that assumption to kick Guzmáncito out of the house. *Viewerville: come on girl, use your starving brain cells, you’re a telenovela heroine, if you keep this lie up, you may even have to marry him* Mommy Victoria runs into the room and tells Nikki pooh that she’d better not be lying about because if this is just a mean joke, she’ll be in a trouble bigger than Big Ed’s shoulders. Bratty gulps and then she carries on playing the innocent victim: it deeply hurts her than Victoria trusts an employee more than her own daughter, okay? And in the meantime we can hear Little Painter’s inner monologue: “please God, give me tolerance and patience”.

 * DRAMA in the park! Cristina is hurt and outraged, José Ángel pulls eyes, tears and kisses in order to convince her… Chrissie’s lines, Angel’s lines. Finally Cristina can’t take more so she runs into the house.


* Bea calls Leo the Low to find out why he set her up last night. It turns out Leonardito’s pride was hurt because the date was her idea and she has no right to order him around. Bea sighs and tries to take the higher road: all right, he can spend the night with Guillo but please take him school next day.

* In front of the entrance of the Balvanera’s mansion Guzmáncito notices a suspicious car that has been parking there for a while. He asks the driver to go away because he’s parking at private property, but guess who’s sitting in that car? Yes, it’s Mommy Dearest. And yes, Blondie is im-pac-ta-do.


* Tomasina, Vicky and Arriaga hold a crisis meeting in the working room to watch the very super-special-limited-director’s-cut DVD edition of the striptease scene at the hotel. Victoria is embarrassed, Angel is embarrassed-but-amused (he even starts dancing again, LOL), and I’m sure Tomasina just wants them to get the hell out of the room and let her watch the DVD at last. But uhh-ohh, the Furminator enters the scene and the two kids from the kindergarten have a suspiciously guilty look on their face. What are they watching there, what’s that music? Vicky quickly jumps into Nelson’s arms and kisses him while Arriaga’s coughs EXTREMELY LOUDLY to cover up the music and he desperately tries to turn the notebook down. They are hilarious.


* Salsero calls Kendho to inform her that he gave their little gift to the Balvaneras.

* Outside Frankie and Paula have a nice (NOT) mother-son conversation: she begs him to listen to her, she left her lover, she’s ready to anything to regain Blondie’s trust, but he swears he’ll never forgive her and she’s dead to him. Paula’s lines, Guzmán’s lines, manly tears and aching hearts. We learn that Paula’s and Felipe’s relationship went down the toilet when they lost everything (their house, their cars and his company) because of his gambling addiction.

* In the working room Angel tells Victoria about the anonymous letter and they agree there must be a sick mind behind all these schemes. Suddenly Vicky has an epiphany and she realizes there’s one person who would love to ruin her reputation and her life: Odiodette Longoria! Angel is devastated: come on, that lady advertises the most delicious products, and no offense, Sra. Balvanera, but that cheese and that yogurt are like heaven! *Viewerville: LOL* All right, all right, Victoria says he may eat whatever he wants, but she’ll call that witch and have a serious conversation with her.

 * At the Arriagas’ Cristina’s chopping some poor vegetable and probably she’s imagining they’re Victoria’s greedy little manicured hands. She tells Lili that she wishes to go back to the countryside with her and José Ángel. Little Orchid smells the jealousy and advices her to be nicer to daddy. Chrissie starts panicking again: oh noes, what did the Angel tell to Lili, does he want a divorce? Please, tell her! Liliana flees from the flat, leaving a confused Cristina behind: oh God, I’ll die if José Ángel leaves me, but if he keeps working for that woman, I’ll be eaten up by jealousy.

* Candelaria (wow, when did she see her the last time, a month ago?) receives a letter from Mexico D.F. She immediately turns into a blushing young girl and she whispers that it’s from Aníbal… he answered her letter at last. In the meantime Aníbal and Antonio talk about Grandpa’s exciting love life: the only woman he ever loved was Candelaria Corona.


* In the Balvaneras’ kitchen Victoria orders the servants to give her every single mail and package that’s delivered to the house. The she calls the Wicked Witch and tells her she wants to meet her ahora mismo (right now) and she does not accept a no for an answer!

* In her art studio Victoria finally shows Tomasina The DVD of Doom, our beloved Tomasina, the founder of the Victoria & Arriaga Fanclub is totally enthusiastic about it. She didn’t know Victoria could dance like that, and look, look at Arriaga of the Apes: he’s HOT! Let’s rewatch the video in slow motion so that they won’t skip any detail! The blushing Victoria tells her to stop and when Tomasina asks her about José Ángel (doesn’t she think he looks great half naked?) she answers that she doesn’t view him as a man but as a kind protector. Oh puhlease. Tomasina knows Vicky would never cheat on her fantastic husband, but come on, doesn’t she like her bodyguard… at least a little bit. The answer is no. Victoria destroys the DVD, no matter how much Tomasina protests.


* While José Ángel is having dinner at home, Chrissie, who’s still thinking about Liliana’s words, shyly asks him if he really thinks she’s been an unbearable wife. Oh come on, mujer, don’t exaggerate. He informs her about Odette’s scheming and it seems she finally accepts his explanations. Oh, they look happy again, at last.


* Kendrat arrives at the Balvaneras where Nikki tells her that everyone thinks she’s carrying the gorillita’s child. Qué funny! She wants to go to the gym but Mommy Pooh stops her. No, darling, you can’t go to the club now, you have to visit your gynecologist! The members of Viewerville are laughing their collective heads off.

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