Caray, Caray!

* At the Balvaneras Lili and Angel are still talking about Cristina: Arriaga wants to make amends with her but at first he has to give her some time to cool down. All right Dad, says the Wise Child (I love this name and it suits her well, but it kind of tempts me to call her WC…), but don’t give her too much time because right now she’s planning to move out of their home.

* Kendho begs to her beloved Furry Casanova: please don’t leave her, she loves him, he’s the love of her life! *Viewerville: please, you’d be more convincing if you didn’t look like you just came from the set of a hardcore BDSM porn movie.* Nelson claims that he’s always honest with her, he never denied that his marriage with Victoria was above everything else. Please don’t call him again, adios. She screams at the closing door: NELSOOOOOON!


* While having a coffee, Betty and Salsero are brainstorming about where she should live now. He offers her his godmother’s house but she refuses it because come on, they’ve just met. She can’t accept his help. Dances with Sunglasses admires her bravery and her strong moral principles. His phone starts to ring and it’s the outraged Barbie doll who wants to tell him that they have serious problems because Nelson blew her off – but Dances blows her off, too. In the meantime the light bulb over Bea’s head lights up: she’ll live with her dad, problem solved. She thanks Salsero for listening to her problems, and our villano flashes a cute smile.


* Leo the Low continues his crusade against his hopefully-soon-to-be-ex-wife, and as usual, he uses their child as a puppet in his creepy war. Now he wants Guillo to find out where Beatriz works.

* Victoria tells Tomasina what Nelson did and she states that she actually prefers to know what her husband is capable of. He has become a stranger to her. A complete stranger.

* As if Kendho’s day wasn’t bad enough… she gets a phone call from Espanto who’s pretty much fed up with her and Salsero’s bullshit, and if they don’t find him a good lawyer right now, he’ll spill the beans about Nikki’s kidnap to Aníbal Balvanera.


* Filler scene: in Nikki’s room Neta Equis Okay is stuffing popcorn into her face and watching a cheesy romantic movie. Victoria joins her and she can hardly believe that Nikki likes these kind of movies. Well, she’s into cinematography. Anyway, Nikki asks Vic if Nelson knows about her country trip… because last night he got very angry when he didn’t find her at home. Don’t worry, honey, Tomasina will tell him.

* We’re back at Meta Imagen where Dances really tries to invite Betty over dinner: he would love to get known of her son and her father, and he’d also like to introduce them his godmother.

*Viewerville: seriously, man, who are you and what did you do to Salsero? The lovely moment is interrupted by Kendra, who at least changed her outfit. Now she looks like a worn out high school beauty queen.

* At the car Victoria accidentally drops her book. Angel picks it up and discovers Adriana’s photo, and asks who that young lady is. That’s her sister. Arriaga flashes his trademark wide smile: LOL, he’s just met that woman in front of the Meta Imagen headquarters! She has a temper, hasn't she. Victoria and Tomasina are impactadas.


* Kendra and Salsero have a nice little venom-filled chat: she admits that Victoria caught her and Nelson doing the deed; he’s amused at her anger and panic, and he taunts her hilariously. Kendho reminds him of the little fact that Espanto can ruin both of them, and then she storms out of the building. Dances goes back to his lovely lady and they start to talk about Guillo. He’s glad that the boy has such a great, loving mom, because unfortunately there are so many children who are neglected by their mothers… *Viewerville: All right, Salsero, we get it, you had a wretched childhood.*


* Jean Marie is in love! Actually, almost everyone’s lovesick at the Balvanera household: Polita developed a massive crush on Guzmán, and everyone thought Nikki would go to a party now that her mother is gone, but instead she locked herself up in her room and she’s watching romantic movies. And now our Romeo confesses to Polita and Tomasina that he fell in love with… wait for it… Estefano Longoria! *Is anyone surprised?*


* In the meantime the sad and frustrated Nikki and Guzmi are thinking about each other. Neta Equis keeps watching the corny movies and Frankie works out like crazy but he can’t get her out of his head.


* Best scene of the episode: Pretty Polita in Pink, who feels very hot that night, sneaks into Guzmán’s bedroom and jumps into his bed because, you know, she’s completamente mad about this fine piece of specimen.


* Pauwhiner and Hilda/Gilda/Whatever talk about the scandal at Meta Imagen. Paula feels responsible for what happened.

* Felipe and Beatriz pick Guillo up at Leo’s flat. Mr. Low is obnoxious as always and he tells Bea that he knows about her job. But don’t worry, he’ll make sure that she gets fired from that job.

* Nikki can’t stop thinking about Guzmi either, no matter how hard she tells herself that she has to forget him. The Husband of the Year shows up at the balcony and asks her about Victoria’s whereabouts. Nikki smells that something stinks in Denmark but she can’t put her finger on it. Nelson claims that’s everything is fine between him and Vicky.

* Frankie spent so much time in the gym trying to forget Nikki that Polita fell asleep in his bed. The surprised bodyguard finds the snoring girl and he starts smiling: oh Polita, what am I going to do with you?

* In the countryside Victoria and Angel have a wonderful day (just like Nikki and Guzmi last week) riding horses through a breathtaking forest.

* Bea tries to explain to Guillo for the umpteenth time that she and Leo will never ever live together again.

* At the Balvaneras, Nikki’s looking for Frankie. Well, he’s still in his room with Polita who finally woke up. The lovely maid confesses to RoboHunk that she came last night because her horoscope said that “las puertas del amor se iba a abrir” (love’s door were going to open). Frankie kindly tells her that there’s nothing more between them but a beautiful friendship, ok? They hug each other and they look simply adorable. All right, says Polita, as he wishes, but anyway, she’s very happy because she spent the whole night in his bed and it was wonderful. OF COURSE Nikki enters the room at this very moment, and when she sees them in each other’s arm and overhears Polita’s last sentence, she breaks down completely.


* Later in her room Polita, who’s over the moon, continues daydreaming about Guzmán but unfortunately she’s interrupted by Ms. Strict Tomasina who wants her to go to the kitchen ASAP.

* While Nikki is crying about Frankie (and his horrible taste in women), Kendra’s working on her next evil masterplan, which involves a huge amount of pills and artificial tears.

* Vicky and Angel arrive at the lake where the two enthusiastic kids decide to explore the whole area… but unfortunately her horse isn’t fond of the idea. Victoria falls off of her horse, and once again, she lies on the ground unconsciously in Arriaga’s arms, who desperately tries to wake her up. Sra. Victoria! Sra. Victoria!

Labels: Amores