Caray, Caray!

* José Ángel fortunately survived the FATS™ (Face Attack Telenovela Style by NovelaMaven, all rights reserved to Meta*Mart) without permanent scars, but alas, the damage is already done because Valvanera Bickie™ (by Anita, all rights reserved to Meta*Mart), the famous Mexican socialite was totally stalking her favourite bodyguard, and naturalmente she saw the kiss. While Victoria flees from the crime scene, the Angel tries to get rid of Jocelyn politely, but all his efforts are in vain. She’s in heat, and she wants to taste that delicious-looking Arriaga cake so desperately that she even offers the blushing, stuttering and embarrassed guy money for a night. You’re married, Angelito? Nevermind, so am I! I think Arriaga now knows what it is like to be in Guzmán’s shoes, because Jocelyn is the older version of Nikki… with a more easy-going nature and less brain cells. 

* At the Balvaneras Guzmán has a cunning plan to fire his mother from her job: he tells Tomasina that Paula’s former employers weren’t satisfied with her work. That’s strange, says Tomi, because she seems such a nice woman, and she must be a trustworthy teacher because she was recommended by Cristina. Frankie es impactado.

* At her apartment Paula is doing the usual stuff: crying, moaning and whining about her enstranged son. Where’s the fastforward button?! She gets a phone call from the private detective who’s investigating after Dr. Alberto Montaño. She actually wants Adriana to find her daughter, so she gives the detective a green light to tell Aníbal everything about the doctor. But on the other hand, she also orders him to tell her ex-lover a big fat lie about about Candelaria.

* Victoria tries to get out of the exhibition as quickly as possible, but Doris (the other airhead friend of hers) recognizes her. Oh, what a pleasant surprise! It’s so good to see you here! In the meantime Arriaga also tries to flee from the Facehugger, but Jocelyn doesn’t accept no for an answer. “Dear Angelito, don’t be mad at me, you’re so irresistible, please don’t tell me that nobody has proposed you the same! Oh come back, you cutie pie!” *LOLz* Arriaga is totally helpless, where is Ellen Ripley when you need her? A few meters away from them Victoria is hiding behind the panels, but Doris. Just. Can’t. Shut. The. F. Up. If I was Vicky, I would’ve already hit her with a frying pan. And suddenly the Angel notices the very familiar blonde ponytail! Uhh-ohh. While Jocelyn is introducing the puzzled guy to her friends, Victoria quickly leaves the building.


* During dinner Cristina tells Lili she wants to do something constructive with her life. She knows José Ángel loves her but a woman shouldn’t sit between four walls forever. *Viewerville: that's our girl!*

* The roles are totally reversed tonight: while Cris is having a peaceful evening, Victoria is going into a jealous rage. She indignantly tells Tomasina that she saw them! She saw them kissing! Arriaga also turned out to be a jerk! And Tomasina asks her the 64000 dollar question: but why are you so angry at him? He isn’t your husband. Well… uhm… well.


* In the meantime Nikki and Guzmi have a sweet scene together: Neta Equis notices his tears, and she advices him to solve his problem with Paula. Right now! But he can’t leave now because he’s working! No problemo, then we’ll go together, says the girl.

* Felipe, Beatriz and Dances with Awful Bangs have a nice dinner together, they already look like a family… until the brainwashed little demonspawn, aka Guillo shows up and pulls a hissy fit. He had a nightmare in which Bea and Salsero were kissing! She’s a liar, a liar, a liar! Later she tries to have a serious talk with her son, but the little boy keeps saying that he doesn’t love her anymore. *Viewerville: damn you, Lowlife Leo!*


* At the Arriagas Guzmáncito asks Cristina about Paula, and he learns that 1. Paula is “the friend of his deceased mother” and 2. she lives in the same building. Quééé? Frankie is double impactado.


* Victoria returned to her workshop and now she’s torturing herself with a flashback of the kiss. Oh, qué horror! She looks at the painting that gave her so much joy, but she can’t stand it anymore… so she pours a huge amount of black paint on it. *Well, at least Caesar can rest in peace again.* Arriaga, who just entered the room, screams “NOOOO!”, and now he tries to find out what the heck happened to Victoria. The raging woman says she has every right to destroy her own artwork, and after all, what does Arriaga know about art? Just because he went to the exhibition with that whor… with her friend, he didn’t became an expert overnight! José Ángel pulls his trademark puppy eyes, he agrees that he doesn’t know anything about these things, and then he leaves. Vicky looks puzzled and ashamed.


* While Guzmán and Paula are having their ten thousandth fight upstairs (fastforward), Neta Nikki stays at the Arriagas, and has a nice (not) conversation with Rosana. Tatiana. When Lili’s ears start to fume with annoyance, Nikki laughs and assures her that she was just joking: she knows perfectly well that her name is Damiana! *Murmurs from Carlos and Nikki’s table: how can someone not love this girl?* Lili asks her why she didn’t go with Francisco. Yo creo que te lo voy a explicar con manzanas (I think I’ll explain it to you with apples), says Nikki. She isn’t a busybody, she doesn’t like to meddle in other people’s business, captas? Though she and Guzmi are super-super friends, and actually, they are inseparable. But there could never be anything between them. Liliana looks interested, so Nikki masterfully stabs the knife right into the Little Orchid’s innocent heart: she would never ever have a relationship with a married man. Bammmmmm! When the crying Frankie rings the doorbell, Nikki says goodbye to Tatiana and they leave. Cristina, who’s oblivious to Liliana’s pale face, states that this Miss Nicole is not only very annoying, but she has a very bad memory, too. She never gets Lili’s name right! It seems the vitamins never reached her brain.


* Kendra calls Salsero but now that his evening with Bea was ruined by Guillo, he isn’t in the mood to listen to her shenanigans. In the meantime Big Angelcito is sitting on his bed and he’s having a conversation with God. Good Lord, you created women… do you understand them?

* Cristina has a fantastic dream-nightmare, in which José Ángel is a famous and rich model/actor/whatever. They are surrounded by fans and reporters and the big guy is a true diva, who loves the attention! However, Cris can’t enjoy his fame for a long time because she’s tossed aside by the other Arriaga fangirls.


* In the morning the hot bodyguards are talking about their obligations, strategy meetings and other professional stuff in the bathroom, but the members of Viewerville don't hear anything because they are too busy with looking at those fine bodies. Angel and Frankie agree that they are friends and they hug each other. *A manly hug? That’s what I call fanservice.*


* Victoria is having breakfast in her bed. Tomasina wants to talk about her birthday party, but Vicky isn’t in the mood for celebrations. Tomi notices the ribbon on her wrist, so Vic tells her about Arriaga’s special gift. The Furry Fornicator, the father of the year enters the room, he wants to talk about Nikki. She doesn’t study, she doesn’t work… so it’s high time to find her a husband. Vicky is like “QTH, this is the worst idea ever”.

* Beatriz complains about the manipulative Lowlife Leo to Crissie and Lili. Now that she and Santino became good friends, she’s worried that Guillo might tell his father about them. Then Cris informs Bea about Frankie’s visit last night. Sí, impactada.

* Betty visits her mother and asks her about her new job. Why oh why did she go to the Balvanera hacienda! It’s dangerous! And if Aníbal and Francisco ever find out about each other, they’ll never forgive her what she did! Paula cries that she just want to get close to Francisco. Fastforward -> Pau and Bea hug each other.

* At the Balvanera’s gym Guzmi and Nikki talk about Paula, and Neta Equis promises that she’ll be gone in a week. She has a master degree in firing piano teachers. Frankie notices that she’s exceptionally kind with him, and he knows she’s a nice person, even though she likes to pretend otherwise. Nikki smiles and says that yes, sometimes she likes being nice, captas?

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