Caray, Caray!

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Ewww! No, just no. Don't let Roy the Boy get too cozy with you, Nikki!

BEHAVE, YOU TWO! He's a married man!

EVENTS MAY NOT BE LISTED IN ORDER:

Refried: Kendra-Ho tells the Furry Fornicator that she's expecting his bebe. He is not overjoyed. Victoria wanders into his office. Fortunately for the slutty couple they weren't doing anything incriminating. They make up some story about Kendra being there for business.

Kendra breaking the news to the Furry Fornicator that she has a bun in the oven.

Victoria spins some tale to Big Angel about writing a poem to hubby, because they're reconciling. Big Angel seems suspicious, due to the ambiguous, bittersweet content in the poem.

The New:  Victoria's friends Doris and Jocelyn visit Vicki at work. They're chatting animatedly. Doris is thrilled that they may end up being related some day via the marriage of their kids (Nikki and Roy the Boy).



Roy the Boy is talking with his coach (or some tennis associate) about his plan for success. The coach (or whatever) points out some of Roy's shortcomings on the court. And he's lacking funds. But there's a tournament in the Estados Unidos that Roy the Boy wants to be in. Roy the Boy boasts that the source of big bucks will be in the form of a lovely 22-year-old heiress—Nikki! He's smug in his confidence. Douche.

Paula is giving lessons to Nikki. She's playing the scales on the piano. Awkward scene when Guzmancito comes in and looks icily at his mom. Then Anibal comes in and looks icily at his ex amante. They exchange pleasantries. After Guzman and Nikki leave the room, Anibal chews out Paula for being there. He gives her a hard time about the story of the third daughter. She has a challenge for him—he'll tell her his secrets, and she'll tell him hers!

Nikki and her beloved grandpa. Oh if you only knew some of the douchebaggery he'd been up to, Nikki!

Guzman Gambling Dad, Felipe, comes to visit our Little Gorilla, Guzmancito. He talks glowingly about his hopes at reconciliation with Paula. Guzmancito is shocked and horrified. It obviously shatters his whole world view, where he and his dad were united in their feeling of betrayal over Paula. It comes out that Paula works as Nikki's piano teacher. Felipe at first assumes that Guzmancito got her the job—hey, can Guzmancito get Felipe a job too? Guzmancito is mortified by that suggestion. Too many family members here, clearly!

QUE QUE WHAT?!?!

Back with Vikki schmoozing with friends Jocelyn and Doris. She tells about how her reconciliation with the Furry Fornicator is not to be. Doris and Jocelyn suggest going out for a fun night on the town, "just like old times!"

Salsa-Dude is hovering around Beatriz at her work station. She tells him that she has heard Kendra talk smack about him, but she told Kendra-Ho to back off, because she isn't listening to any gossip and won't allow anyone to poison what she has with Salsa-Dude. She assures Salsa-Dude that she trusts in him. He is thrilled. He tells her that he wears the engagement ring and she's helping him be a better man. She's hoping that she can get a divorce finalized in a few months. Leo hasn't shown up, but if he does he is not to have access to Guillo.

Salsa-Dude tenses up when she talks about encountering Kendra-Ho.

She's putting all her trust in him. Just what he wants to hear!

Kendra-Ho is chatting with Christina and confesses that she's pregnant. At first Christina wonders if it's Salsa-Dude's. No, it's the married guy's! Christina is horrified.

Nikki is talking with her dad about how awesomely top-notch Roy the Boy is. The Furry Fornicator is all in favor of this union, and talks about Roy the Boy's good family. Guzmancito is listening at the door. Nikki sees him and ramps up the effusive praise for the niño of her dreams, Roy. (She does call him niño!) She asks her dad how things are going with mom. Fantastic, he lies.

She quickly sneaks a glance and sees the Little Ape overhearing their conversation.

When the Furry Fornicator leaves, the Little Ape comes in. This provides Nikki with an opportunity to spend time with Guzmancito and to torment him. She says she's "bored" and wants someone to talk to, and he'll do. Is he her clown? he asks. No, he does make her laugh, though, she replies. She comments on his sour look. He says that he doesn't approve of how her dad is pushing her to marry Roy the Boy. This gives her a chance to praise Roy and try to twist the knife with how she's going to marry Roy the Boy, shalala, etc etc. She taunts him a little bit with this, assuring him she's not interested in him. "Why shouldn't you be interested in me?" he asks. When she denies her feelings, he does his Guzmancito Caveman thing and pulls her in for a hot kiss. She immediately responds (and keeps on enthusiastically responding) and of course this is when Roy the Boy wanders in and witnesses.

Caught in the act!

Does Roy the Boy run over and separate the two in hurt outrage? Does he look devastated and heartbroken? No. He looks like he's almost going to confront them and then walks away, with a scheming look on his face. "Now I see that the peon takes liberties with her!" he muses to himself.

In the kitchen, Polita, Jean Marie and Thomasina are chatting. There's something about an adorable dog (Balzac) but I don't think Thomasina is aware of Balzac, aka Monet, is being hidden by Polita and Jean Marie.

Roy the Boy wanders into the kitchen. Then Vicki with Big Angel. Roy the Boy makes it very clear that he'd marry Nikki ASAP. Vicki gets a cautious, concerned look on her face and advises that more time be taken. Roy the Boy says sure, if that's what they want.

Nikki and Guzmancito have finally broken away from each other. She explains away her response to his kisses by saying "well you're a good kisser" but adds that Roy the Boy is the perfect guy for her! "Yeah sure" Guzman says, because they're both spoiled and immature.

She's exploring Guzmancito's tonsils with her tongue one minute, then declaring that Roy the Boy is her Prince Charming the next minute. We believe that, right?

Nikki keeps repeating the tired old mantra of how Roy the Boy is so super mega awesome. She asks Guzmancito about his (imaginary) novia. He says she's great too. Nikki makes a snarky remark about the novia being poor like him? (Bruja!) He says that whatever she is, she's a grown woman and not a spoiled kid like Nikki! She tries to stick in the knife by telling him that she she's head over heels with Roy the Boy. Is Guzmancito's (imaginary) novia the same way? Guzmancito doesn't have the chance to answer because Roy the Boy is ushered back in. Nikki proceeds to fawn all over him and pretend to be attracted to him, just to stick it to a seething Guzmancito, who stalks off after a minute of watching these two together.

Tormenting the Little Gorilla

Back in the kitchen, Vicki tells Big Angel that she won't be needing his services that evening. They seem distant and chilly towards each other. Big Angel looks solemn and dejected as he wanders away.

Not making eye contact.

Bea is hanging out with her mom Paula. Bea is telling Paula that she loves Salsa-Dude and will be marrying him, and Paula has to accept that. Paula asks Bea if she would like to move in with her after the divorce is final. Bea seems delighted!

Bea leaves the room and Anibal calls up Paula. He's been thinking about it and he thinks they need to talk. His secrets are weighing on him. Besides, he has missed her in his life. She looks beyond thrilled. Anibal is giving off lying bastard vibes for this recapper. Be cautious, Paula, be cautious!

Vicki and Thomasina have scurried off to Vicki's room, and Vicki's planning on sneaking off for a PARTAY! with Doris and Jocelyn. She would like Thomasina to come with them! Thomasina backs off. That wouldn't work, as Vicki's friends wouldn't know what to think of her being there. No, their friendship is for the household only. Thomasina is after all, only her employee. Well Vicki thinks it's more than that. She insists that Thomasina is her best, best, totally best friend and she loves her more than Doris or Jocelyn. They hug.

BEST FRIENDS 4EVER!!!

The Furry Fornicator visits his pregnant amante, Kendra-Ho. He bluntly says he wants a DNA test. She's astonished. She asks if he thinks she brought other men to her bed? Well, he sputters, our relationship wasn't exclusive, she could have . . . she slaps him resoundingly across the face and shoves him out the door.

Nikki is having a meal with Roy the Boy. There's more levity with the dog in the background, but it flies over the head of the Nikki and Roy. Guzmancito comes in and she asks him if he wants to go out to see his novia. Roy the Boy asks her why she is interested in that. She blows it off saying she doesn't care, in fact Guzmancito can take the day off. And she asks Roy the Boy to come up to her bedroom. (Said for effect in front of the Little Ape.) Guzmancito has his typical unamused face on during all of this.

Big Angel wanders down to the kitchen and wonders where Victoria is. Thomasina is evasive.

Vicki's at the Chippendale's place with Jocelyn and Doris. They have a seat right up against the podium where these hottie guys are barely dressed and gyrating around. Jocelyn is totally in her element and seems to be a regular customer because she is familiar with the dancers. Jocelyn is beyond delighted to be there. Doris seems to be having fun but is slightly mortified. Vicki is grinning and enjoying things but seems a bit embarrassed. A dancer takes particular interest of Vicki and keeps on trying to drag her onto the dancing podium. She keeps on saying "thanks but no" but he insists. He insists once too much because all of a sudden BIG ANGEL is right by her side, telling the hot dancer guy to leave the lady alone. Impactado look from Vicki.

A tantalizing view of the club with our three ladies viewing the festivities. Big Angel advises the dancer to stay out of Ms. Vicki's personal space.

In Nikki's bedroom, Roy the Boy starts putting the moves on her. They've been watching TV in bed, clothed but under the covers. ALERT! ALERT! Push the Eject button, Nikki! You don't want to get pregnant by this douchebag! Just say no. But things escalate and Nikki seems very ambivalent but is going through the motions of responding to Roy the Boy. Viewerville shudders in horror.

Victoria and Big Angel are at the club away from Jocelyn and Doris. Vicki wants to know why Big Angel showed up. Ah yes, Thomasina ratted her out. "She did it because she was worried!" he explains. He seems shocked and scandalized that she'd be in such a place. He mocks the naked dancing guys. (Well they're not totally naked. . .) He just doesn't see her as the kind of woman to go to a place like this! She's married after all!

Vicki admits that her marriage is in the toilet. He asks her about that poem she wrote? "It was written to an imaginary man!" she insists. He's not really buying that one.

Adriana has visited Paula. Paula keeps her updated on any news. She hasn't learned anything yet about Adriana's baby, but she's going to see Anibal tomorrow and maybe something will surface then. There's someone knocking at the door. Who is it? she asks. It's Guzmancito! Paula is beside herself with hope at the thought. . .

Back to Vicki and Big Angel at the club. They bicker a little longer, then abruptly Big Angel asks Vicki to dance. "Dance?" she asks, surprised. "Yes, let's dance!"

As soon as they hit the dance floor, they are the only ones there. The camera shows them completely alone in the club, yet the sounds in the background tell us that there is just as much activity, noise and havoc as always. These two are in their own world; no one seems to exist but them.

Even in a noisy crowd of club patrons, they only notice each other.

They dance and get closer and closer. Never quite kissing on the lips but always on the verge of doing it.  Finally Vicki asks Big Angel if he's feeling what she's feeling. Yes he says he is. Big Angel kisses her on the cheek but barely avoids her mouth. They continue to look into each other's eyes, caress each other's faces, and dance . . .

In their own world. Don't succumb to temptation yet, Big Angel, you're still a married man!

END OF EPISODE!!

Avances: Kendra-Ho has the fakey 'incriminating' photo of Christina posing with the fashion show guy delivered to Big Angel. Will this be the final nail in the coffin of Big Angel's marriage? Must see TV!