Caray, Caray!

* Lo refrito: At the Balvaneras Aníbal grabs Pau-Whiner’s arm and asks her in his adorable in-your-face-style: Qué haces aquí?! (What are you doing here?!) Lo nuevo: Paula informs His Majesty that she’s Nikki’s piano teacher. In the meantime upstairs Neta Equis is doing her usual bratty stuff to Polita.

* In the kitchen Angel, Lili, Tomasina and Jean Marie are talking about Cristina: Little Orchid says she was very mad at her when she told him that she was going to visit the countryside with her dad and the Balvanera sisters. Arriaga thinks that Cris’s right about Adriana: she’s adorable, but when she and Liliana are together, something weird always happens. Adriana, who overheard the conversation, enters the room and greets them.

* In the hall Aníbal and Paula are bickering about her job: you can’t do this to me, says the old rascal, of course I can, says the whiner, and don’t forget that I have a huge amount of dirty laundry about you! Suddenly they’re interrupted by Adriana. Oh dear, his father brought his mistress into Victoria’s home! *Viewerville: W.H.A.T.E.V.E.R* Miss Drama Queen pulls a theatrical scene about this monstrosity, and she runs upstairs to tell everything to her sister. Aníbal asks Paula to leave the house. Now.


* Bea and Leo go to a car repair shop where he’s supposed to pick up his car. While he’s inside the workshop, Bea calls the Hilda/Gilda/Whatevs to tell her that she’ll be late for work.

* Neta Nikki gushes about RobRoy to Vicky: oh, Mom, he’s supercool! And he really, really likes her. Vicky knows that Roycito isn’t the only young man who’s interested in her daugther, but since Frankie asked her to forget that he ever said he was in love with Nikki, she can’t say anything about Guzmi’s real feelings. Neta can’t stop talking about how awesome Roy is: he’s a super-mega-famous tennis player who wants to have a serious relationship with her! Victoria honestly doesn’t get her sudden interest in Roy. Since they break up she hasn’t said a word about her! *Viewerville gives a side eye to the writers and their cheap plot devices.* Anyway, Nikki confesses to Victoria that she loved her letter. Knock-knock. Adriana enters the room, Neta hugs her beloved aunt, and then she leaves the room. Adri quickly grabs the opportunity to share an uber-important information with Victoria: Aníbal’s sidepiece is in her house!!!


* Downstairs Paula tells (the very relieved) Nikki that she got an emergency call, and they have to reschedule the piano class to another day. Pau-Loser leaves the house just before the two enraged Balvanera sisters run down to the hall.

* In the kitchen Nikki tells her estúpido gorilla (also known as Francisco Guzmán) that even if Victoria gave her permission to leave the house, he has to let her know too, captas? And now get the car ready! When the youngsters leave the room, Jean Marie and Polita note that Nikki’s been in a really bitchy mood lately.

 * At the repair shop Beatriz’s patience ran dry, so she tells Leo that they should take a cab instead of waiting for the owner of the workshop. Leo sends the repairman away for the owner and when they are alone he locks the door. Poor Betty starts to freak out, especially when the creeper says things like “I won’t lose you, honey” and “we’ll never divorce”. They start to fight, and when the Lowlife hits her, Bea falls and hits her head into the car. While she’s lying there unconsciously, Leo’s standing over her with a very sick longing expression on his face: “You’re mine, baby, and you’ll always be.”


* In the meantime Leo’s accomplice follows Guillo and Imperio home.

* Nikki and Frankie are at a hair salon, where Miss Okay just talks and talks and talks to her hairdresser about what a wonderful famous and rich boyfriend she has. They are completely mad about each other, and when he kissed her, she felt like she was in heaven. Guzmán looks like his head is about to explode.


* Shameless product placement (in Mexico): Crissie applies an expensive crème to her face and tells the camera that thanks to this thing her face will look younger. *Viewerville gives a sideeye to the producer.*

* Kendho and “Christine” are at Meta Imagen working on her wardrobe for the next modeling assignment. While Cristina enjoys her job immensely, Kendra starts to realize that it’ll be very hard to endure this task. *Viewerville: Suck it up, Kendra, and for your information, Crissie has the loveliest smile.*


* In Santa Rita Liliana visits the priest and informs him about the news: José Ángel is a bodyguard now, she’s a gardener, and Cristina became the personal assistant of a famous model. The priest sends his best regards Lili’s parents and he hopes that Cristina will visit him someday. Lili says Cris’d be glad to do that… and then she turns pale… she says “my mom”… and OH NOES, ANOTHER CREEPY PREMONITION SCENE! Little Orchid runs away, leaving the surprised padre behind.


* The Angel and the Balvanera ladies arrive at the cemetery at Santa Rita, where they start to clean up Lucía’s grave. However, when finally the tombstone is clear enough to see the letters carved on it, Arriaga freaks out because it say “Lucía, May 3rd, 1994”. Holy gosh, Liliana was born on the same day! Wow, this coincidence is weird! *Viewerville screams at the screen* While Little Orchid is running like crazy to the cemetery, the staff takes out the baby’s coffin. The devastated mother starts crying: oh my baby, my love, my child! Lili doesn’t understand why she feels so sad, but nevertheless, she feels a sudden urge to run to Lucía’s tomb and scream “Mamá, Mamá, Mamá!”. Adriana finally opens the tomb… and yep, all she finds inside are a few rocks. Rocks. Adriana starts screaming and raging: damn you, Aníbal Balvanera! Damn you! My daughter is alive!


* And this is the very moment when Liliana arrives at the grave. Adri and Lili have that call of the blood moment again. Lili suddenly breaks down, and she’s hysterically crying after her mother, aka Cristina. Arriaga tries to calm his little girl down, and he looks like he wishes he was born on another planet. In the background Adriana also has a nervous breakdown, and she curses her father.


* The aforementioned daddy is sitting in Paula’s (or his?) apartment and he forbids La Whiner to ever go to Victoria’s house. Adriana can’t see her there again, and he doesn’t need Pau to endanger his already shaky relationship with her. They start to argue about who was the worse parent. Paula who left her children? Or Aníbal, who stole Adriana’s baby? FF--> Aníbal pulls the “I’m an innocent victim” act, and reproaches Paula for being so mean to him. She and Adriana will end up killing him one day! *Viewerville: oh, cry me a river*

* Back to the graveyard where Liliana finally calls her mother who’s very well, thankyouverymuch, the hysterical Adriana swears vengeance, and Vicky and Angel look totally confused. While Vicky asks the Arriagas discretion, Adri picks up the stones, and with a determined and a little bit crazy look in her eyes she says she needs to talk with “that man”. He will have to tell her where her daughter is!


* Beatriz wakes up in the dirty backroom of the workshop: as she slowly gains her consciousness back, she has a flashback about the fall… and she realizes that she was tied up by her scumbag husband. The Lowlife has just came back from shopping, and Viewerville watches in horror as the madman caresses the poor, terrorized Bea’s face, and tells her in a sweet-but-frightening voice that don’t worry about Guillo, he picked him up. Is she hungry? Because he brought her some sandwiches. Does she remember the first year of their marriage? They didn’t own an oven so they ate sandwiches all the time. And now they’ll live together in this lovely little place. Forever. He removes the ducktape from her face *ouch!*, and starts kissing her *yuck!*, but when Beatriz screams for help, he puts the tape back on her. Shut up, Beatriz! You never appreciated me! Shut up or you’ll never see Guillo again! The crying and trembling woman slowly slips back into a surrender. *Viewerville: where’s an anvil when you need it?*

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