Friday, September 27, 2013

La Tempestad 44 – Thursday, 26 September 2013 – The Education of Damian Fabre or the Count of Mexi-Cristo



Gaol, The Classroom

Damian Fabre, who is reminding me a lot of Edmond Dantes, has just finished his first reading assignment. Claudio is pacing the cell like a good professor and Damian sits on the lower bunk in his cell, like a good student. Damian tells Claudio that the book, Romeo and Juliet, transported him back to those old times and that some things have not changed. Couples still continue separating because of hatred and misunderstanding. Claudio, who might be an Abbe Feria lookalike to Damian’s Edmond, hobbles over to the bunk and sits down. Apparently he has a bad leg. He asks Damian, “Is this your situation, Sailor?”

Damian says that the comparison between himself and Romeo is not exact but has similarities. He thanks Claudio for having him read the book. Claudio asks Damian if the book cause him to sail away and then, when Damian smiles in assent Claudio waxes poetic about this being the first of many books Damian can read. “Good wind and better seas,” Claudio pronounces the blessing with a chuckle. He now offers to begin the Education of Damian and he will pick the books. Claudio notes that he and Damian share a profound depression or melancholy, and the way to treat the depression is to come to know oneself. Damian will learn much from his studies.

The Kiss – Rebeca and Jose

The hot kiss between Rebeca and Jose is shown again. Whooeee. Jose parrots Rebeca’s words back to her, “A kiss is just a kiss.” They part but Rebeca looks all shook up.

Marina is Sad

Marina is crying on the steps of the house. She wishes she had gone after Damian and at least talked to him. Beatriz, whom I find very hard to like, tells her that love never really goes away. She knows that after all these years she still loves Marina’s father. But Marina has to accept that Damian has hurt her in a very cruel way. Bea opines that Damian’s love was not as grand as he claimed. Marina cannot understand; one minute Damian loved her and the next he didn’t. She needs to understand and to have some peace. Only Damian can take the thorn from her heart by telling her the truth.

Mayor’s House

Delfina and Mayuya are sitting around when in bounces Ursula. Don’t wait dinner on her—she will be late. Mayuya explains that even though Ursula knows no one in the village, she has been kind enough to offer to help Candy, the owner of Club Guacamaya, with a dancing revue. Really? This is SO random. Delfina objects and Fulgencio overrules her, telling her not to be a snob. She is just going to help set up the show. Ursula bounces over and drapes herself all over Fulgencio who leers at the exposed cleavage in her black zipped bustier. OK, this character is 5 days old and already she is annoying me. Mayuya and Rebaca will also attend. Delfina looks shocked and asks, “Are there no more morals?” Sadly Beatriz, we are fresh out of morals and smooth segues in this novela. It looks like the La Guacamaya Rockettes are moving into town. Fulgencio warns that if the show isn’t good he will pull her out of it. Delfina doesn’t want any more scandals in the family, and although Urula has always been able to manipulate her Uncle Fulgencio, if Delfina finds that the show is vulgar, she will send Ursula home. Hello! Earth to Delfina! Ursula is on the shady side of 35 and I don’t think she needs your permission to do this, WHATEVER, dance show.

Jaz/Lu Confesses

Jaz/Lu is at the church, crying real tears and she looking very hot and uncomfortable. She confesses to Father Tomas that she and her sister were kidnapped. They were from a poor but decent family, and when the men kidnapped them they forced the girls to do things…” The good Father stops poor Jaz/Lu before her confession becomes too explicit. No need to cause her more pain. I agree. She is still a good girl and has not stained her soul.

The Gaol

Damian is reading when he is told he has a visitor. 
“You (usted).”  - Damian
‘It’s me”.  – Marina
“I never thought I would see you again.” – Damian

OK, it doesn’t sound moving when I type it, but Damian looks studly and Marina incredibly beautiful as their stare longingly at each other. The music swells. We have a moment of hope for the star-crossed duo, but no. It is surely 100 Capitulo too early for these two to resolve their differences.

Now they mow the same dead lawn again. Marina doesn’t know why she is there. She tried to find an excuse but she cannot get him out of her heart. Damian’s kisses and words have doomed her to a life of despair. He is sorry he hurt her so much. She says that falling in love with him was the greatest mistake of her life. But she likes to be honest (unlike Damian) and to do things face to face so she is telling him herself that she gave Hernan a shot and he is by her side. Whatever that means.

Damian is an idiot and tells Marina he doesn’t know why Marina came to jail to tell him that she and Horny Herny were going to begin dating. He doesn’t care. He is not interested. Marina reminds Damian that he was once very jealous of Hernan. But no,
The handsome dolt insists that all he wants is Marina’s happiness and if that is with Hernan, so be it.

Marina tells Damian that she was trying to be honest with him but now she will move on with her life. He acts like a total asshat and tells her that when he gets out of Gaol he may not remember her anymore. What a jerk. She reminds him of their destiny. Poor Marina is devastated, but she walks out on him. Damian looks frustrated and trapped and hits the bars of his cell. No wonder he is frustrated. It must be hard to be that stupid.

Hernan’s House

Fulgencio heads into Hernan’s house like a charging water buffalo. (They are quite dangerous, you know!) Hernan is pithed and he is a tattletale. He rags on Fully for letting Lazaro out of the business. Hernan has already told the Big Boss about Fully’s bad behavior. It is endangering all of them! Fully insist that Laz won’t talk. Hernan menaces with, “In this business he who makes the wrong move pays very dearly.”

Mexico City

A tall blond, Soraya, comes to visit Doña Mercedes. She is a hairdresser who has left the man she was with. (Why do we care??). As soon as she heard about the situation she closed down her beauty salon. Mercedes needs Soraya to help her find Magdalena.

OK, friends, call me lost. Call me crazy, but I think there are an inordinate amount of stupidities in this Capitulo! Hey kids, let’s put on a dance revue at La Guacamaya! Let’s introduce a woman with a beauty salon! Let’s teach Damian to memorize and quote poetry. Ya, basta!

Eusebia the Shaman

Eusebia is standing in front of her alter. Some candles are lit and she has filled this giant clamshell basin with some dark liquid. She is looking in the liquid and she sees a dark shadow pass over her boy, Damian. She prays for El Señor to protect Damian. Just then Delfina comes in. She doesn’t want to disturb Eusebia, but she is waiting for news of Estercita. Eusebia promised to tell her if she saw anything new. But all Eusebia can see is a very black shadow looming over both Ester and Damian!

Hada/Ester Remembers Her Name

Hada/Ester is beginning to remember things…yes, she remembers that her name is Estercita!

Back At Mercedes’ House

Soraya agrees to help Mercy find Magdalena. She knows that all the ‘girls’ around town know each other. She will help Mercy.

Are You Kidding Me? La Guacamaya

So Candy and her two new BFF’s Becky and Ursus Horribilis stand at the bar and look at a play list. They pick songs to sing and dance to. O they are so happy they are going to produce this new dance revue at The Green Parrot Bar. This is so stupid I am getting a headache. Ursus corners Becky and gives her the third degree. Doesn’t her family oppose her doing the dance revue? Ursie’s Aunt Delfina opposes her coming to Candy’s place. How did Becky end up in RRR-Lay-Dee? What is her niece’s relationship with Hernan Saldaña? Why so many questions queries Becky? Candy comes back and the girls drink their cold beers and riff on the tropical theme  (feathers, great bodies, bright colors) of the new Show.

Gaol Classroom, part two

When Damian comes back from his meeting with Marina, Rene Casados, er, Abbe Feria, er, Claudio the King of Denmark, no. Wait, it’s Damian’s gaol roomie, Claudio the Wise —sees Damian’s face and asks him what is wring. Damian replies that he has just pushed the woman he loves into the arms of another man. (Mads, isn’t there a song about that somewhere???) Why did he do this, asks Claudio? Well, Damian replies that for love sometimes you make the greatest sacrifices—like Romeo and Juliet. (Personally, I find that to be a radical misinterpretation of the play and it’s meaning, but who am I to argue with Damian’s logic?) The pain of this is tearing Damian’s heart apart. But he knows that beyond time, distance and space he will go on loving Marina.

The Rectory

Rosy the hypocrite tells her brother, Father Tomas, that Laz has left the house because of “That woman! That sinner! How can I let Laz be with a prostitute?” Tomas thinks that Rosy should get to know more about Jaz/Lu’s background before she judges her so harshly. Tomas reminds Rosy of Mary Magdalena, that she, too, sinned, but that she repented and was forgiven. He finally calls Rosy out on her judgments and reminds her that she “fell” (I guess that means that she had unprotected sex with Fully and thus conceived Laz.)

Jaz/Lu Gets a Straight Job and Laz Has a Question

Nareo tells a delighted Jaz/Lu that she will now be working at the Neptune Packing Plant. One of Nareo’s associates got her the job. But Nareo will be watching her!

Laz goes to see Eusebia. He asks her if she knows the identity of his Father. Is he alive? Eusebia says that it is true that she has seem many things but that it would not comfort Laz to know the answer to that question. There is some mumbo-jumbo about his shadow being low. I know. I don’t get it either, but I replayed the DVR and there it is. That’s what she says. Shrug? She tells him that only if he is ready (prepared) will he come to know the truth. Or at least that’s my best interpretation of what was said.

Eusebia tells Laz that someone put this unease in his chest and that someone (Don Fulgencio) is the only one who can restore Laz’s tranquility. Fully’s bad intentions will come back to haunt him.

Fully’s back in his office being full of himself. He is talking to Ernesto, assuring him that Laz is too scared to open his mouth. But Ernesto says that things are not being done properly and that there are many things in play. Ernesto does not look happy. I hope Hernan the tattletale is happy now. Ernesto gives Fulgencio a big warning, “Do not betray his trust!”

Mercedes Prays

Mercedes prays for both of her girls. She has made many mistakes but she will recover her girls, especially Mags.

Hernan Runs Into Ursula Outside La Guacamaya

She assumes a posture only possible in super high heels and super tight clothes—she makes her forward parts and her backwards parts stand out at the same time. She chastises Hernan for hurting her feelings. I find her repulsive. She is moving in on Herny like an October bear on a berry patch.

Back at home Hernan take s call from Hada/Ester. She needs to see Hernan right away. She is having nightmares, they are getting worse and Hernan said he would be her friend and help her. She knows her name is Estercita but nothing else. She needs his help! Ernesto doesn’t want her remember anything but she must. Hernan says he will help Hada/Ester but NO ONE must know of this conversation, especially not Ernesto. Hada/Ester and Hernan agree to meet.

Hernan thought bubbles that what is best for him is to get Estercita back to town and to get her baby boy out of the way. I don’t know how he knows it will be a boy.

Meanwhile, Mercy is at Soraya’s and they see Magdalena with her pimp. Mercy decides to follow them so Mags won’t run away again. The pimp bullies Magdalena along and into a very narrow alley. She says she does not feel well. Mercy spies on them and sees all this.

Back at La Guacamaya

An ad was put out, dancers have been hired and Candy and Ursie are ready to teach them some moves. Ursie puts on her own special dance for Hernan who has wandered into the back of the bar. Ursie does some more contortions where her front parts and back parts move in a contrived way. Personally, I do not find her to be a good dancer.

Hernan is Everywhere

Becky runs into Hernan as he is leaving the bar. She is surprised to see him there.  Then Hernan is at Neptune Fish, where he tells Marina that Neptune needs a secretary (we assume that will be Jazmin) and that he has some pending business in Mexico. She doesn’t care. She is still so sad after seeing Damian. Dam doesn’t love her. Hernan says she should not punish herself by visiting Damian. She was just the victim of his games. Marina deserves to be loved for the woman she is.

Mayor’s Office

Laz comes tearing into Fulgencio’s office and demands to know the name of his father. Fully throws Laz out.

Final notes

Damian feels dead inside since he pushed Marina away from him. Claudio warns Damian that Dragon and his gang are planning something very bad for Damian. They are like jackals—they always attack from behind.

Ursula wows everyone with her dancing on stage at La Guacamaya. She says she has always loved music. I think that she is dancing to her own song. Candy has a surprise for the revue. Whatever.

Mercy has the detective lead a commando raid on the building where her Pimp Daddy took Mags. A chase ensues. One of the body-armor clad police gets Magdalena’s Pimp in his sights on the roof of the building. Sadly, the Pimp Daddy is holding Mags hostage right in front of the pointed guns. Ayi yi yi! Mags gets away. The Pimp is arrested and Mercy catches up with Mags after a struggle. Mags passes out.

Rosy confronts Fully and tells him to stay away from Lazaro.

My recording cut off here.  Don’t miss tomorrow’s exciting new episode of La Tempestad.

Elna June



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Hi, all:

This was an odd episode. There was all this filler about the stupid dance revue in which Ursula becomes the new major character in town but there wes also a lot of stuff pushed in at the end of the episode. I cannot tell if it was a compressed capitulo or not.

I also could not find a rhythm in the storytelling. It felt very disjointed and choppy. Oh, well. Maybe it was just me but I had a hard times getting my arms around this episode.

I do not like how Fully is toying with Laz. Of course, I don't much like how Laz's mom treats him either. Laz is truly unfortunate in his 'choice' of parents.

EJ
 

Elna June, thank you for this recap, very good presentation of an otherwise irritating episode, ITA about the dance revue, and other irritating distractions. Beanie time!!

After your tape cut out:

Lazaro is out in the field (or rather a field) talking with one of the detectives who wants him to steal Nereo's cell phone, in order to look up the numbers called and see if they can locate Lucia, Jaz's sister. (UH, excuse me but how about just getting the records from the phone company?)

Olinto overhears Jaz thanking Candy for letting her work for her at the bar, but that she is going to work at the Packadero, and he wonders why he wasn't told. (Middle manager is always the last to know in these cases, Olinto!)

Marina gingerly lets Hernan hold her hand in front of the street crowd that includes Damian's loveable but motley maraneros who are as disapproving of this as a bunch of church ladies would be.

Laz learns Jaz will work at Packadero. He tells her he needs help stealing Nareo's cellular, she will get him drunk.

Then a long scene with Mercedes weeping like the Pieta with a passed-out Mag in her lap, in the car.

Hernan drops by Ernesto's casa, Estercita has a brief chance to talk to him, she wants him to tell her more about her past, "Who is Damian?"

Then the advances: More of everything. Damian has more suffering by an assault-perhaps directed somehow by Hernan, it is not clear, and Estercito remembers more, and Marina is even more miserable with Hernan.

 

EJ- Sorry you got such a disjointed episode, but you did well with it. I haven't watched the show all week, so I appreciate all the great recaps this week. By the way, Soraya isn't a new character. She was the one who first told Mercy where Magda was last seen and about the pimp who was keeping them both prisoner.

When can't they spend more time on the Becky-Jose romance, instead of these random side plots?
 

"the Count of Mexi-Cristo" had me smiling away at the get go. Elna June, this was a treat for the mind and heart. Deliciously written -you culled an amazing recap from very little (and quite confusing) material. Wonderful!

"Sadly Beatriz, we are fresh out of morals and smooth segues in this novela", "Damian looks studly and Marina incredibly beautiful" and "No wonder he is frustrated. It must be hard to be that stupid" were among my favorites.

I know I am repeating myself but Rene Casados is the one breath of fresh air here. I cannot abide Ursula who who makes even Mayuya preferable (shiver).

The previews show a stabbing but no surprise because telenovela law distates this is standard fare for any incarcerated galan. Ack.

I thought Hernan's parents death might mean there was a tiny heartbeat of kindness somewhere within him. Having him coldly plot to kill Ester and her child proves there is most definitely not.

Our commenters are up early and shining bright:

Emarie: "Marina gingerly lets Hernan hold her hand in front of the street crowd that includes Damian's loveable but motley maraneros who are as disapproving of this as a bunch of church ladies would be". Great...

I'm totaly with you Vivi: "When can't they spend more time on the Becky-Jose romance, instead of these random side plots?" Wouldn't that be nice? Desperately seeking romance to ease the misery here...

All in all, a depressing episode but a masterful recap! The episode was disjointed (and I believe condensed), but you noted all the events in a marvelous way, Elna June.


Diana
 

Oops.

Put "distates this" rather than dictates this. Hmmm, guess either works!

Sigh. TGIF.

Diana
 

Good morning everybody. Man, I love me a cranky Elna June. I'm feeling quite annoyed with this show right now and I'm delighted to find a lovable, clever, fellow sufferer to carp with. (too many commas?)

"Beatriz whom I find very hard to like." [ditto]

"O.K. This character is 5 days old and already she is annoying me." [Mariana Seoane is always a fabulously annoying villain]

"shady side of 35" [well said]

"NOW THEY MOW THE SAME DEAD LAWN AGAIN." [Sorry but I had to put it in all caps. That was so great!]

"No wonder he's frustrated. It must be hard to be that stupid." [Amen sistah]

Alright, I blush to admit I'm looking forward to the tacky dance revue and all the rehearsals. I'd much rather watch that than another round of Marina sniveling through jail bars while DamStupid keeps repeating his lies.

Or Marina cringing as sticky little Hernán leaves snail tracks on her again.

Or Rosy and anybody!

YES! Bring on the dancing.

The actress playing Ursula has a rather incredible build. I think she could stick out both on top and behind even if she were wearing Earth Shoes and a shapeless shift. She's constructed like a fertility goddess, God love her. Long may she reign.

And you too Elna June. Reign, I mean. I love your recaps.
 

Good morning everybody. Man, I love me a cranky Elna June. I'm feeling quite annoyed with this show right now and I'm delighted to find a lovable, clever, fellow sufferer to carp with. (too many commas?)

"Beatriz whom I find very hard to like." [ditto]

"O.K. This character is 5 days old and already she is annoying me." [Mariana Seoane is always a fabulously annoying villain]

"shady side of 35" [well said]

"NOW THEY MOW THE SAME DEAD LAWN AGAIN." [Sorry but I had to put it in all caps. That was so great!]

"No wonder he's frustrated. It must be hard to be that stupid." [Amen sistah]

Alright, I blush to admit I'm looking forward to the tacky dance revue and all the rehearsals. I'd much rather watch that than another round of Marina sniveling through jail bars while DamStupid keeps repeating his lies.

Or Marina cringing as sticky little Hernán leaves snail tracks on her again.

Or Rosy and anybody!

YES! Bring on the dancing.

The actress playing Ursula has a rather incredible build. I think she could stick out both on top and behind even if she were wearing Earth Shoes and a shapeless shift. She's constructed like a fertility goddess, God love her. Long may she reign.

And you too Elna June. Reign, I mean. I love your recaps.
 

Oh and loved the title as well. Always fun when you all pull in the classics and DamUneducated's cellmate sure fits the bill as saintly mentor.
 

EJ:

Masterful recap! You took a disjointed, condensed epi and spun pure gold from it. Marvelous!

Marina has turned into a sniveling hot mess, and DamIrritating has become, well irritating. I can see why DamIrritating is continuing to lie, but Marina running into Herny's arms, what gives? Is she following Bea's advice about having to have some man to be with her? I wish Marina would stand up on her two feet and work through her misery on her own. I can see why the DamContrites crew was a bit kerfluffled seeing Marina and Herny holding hands.

So glad Jaz/Lu went and talked to the Padre, and how the Padre told SHUTUPROSY to ask about Jaz/Lu's past. Oh, by the way Jaz/Lu's sister is Belen. She is being held at some other location.

Maybe now Mercy can help Mags and make sure she doesn't go on the run again. I am so glad that Papicito will be doing a lot of time in la carcel.

I really hope Jaz/Lu and Laz are successful in nabbing Nereo's cell phone. That would have so much info on it. I hope they find Belen with that info if Jaz/Lu is able to get that cellphone.

I am really liking Claudio here too. I wonder what he did to end up in prison. He is very like a professor. I liked the fair winds and following seas reference too.

The dancing at the Green Parrot was interesting. I wonder what sort of surprise Candy has cooked up, besides the dancing. I wonder what Becky is going to do in the revue.

EJ:

I can't think of a song right now, but I'm sure there is one out there : )

Side Note: I am liking XN's portrayal of both Marina and Mags, two very different women. For some one so new to TNs she is doing a great job.
 

I have an admission to make. When I was watching last night I thought "Whew! I'm sure glad EJ has this episode. Surely SHE will know how to spin this burlap into gold." This morning I read "The Count of Mexi-Cristo" and nearly lost it. I just knew you would figure out an original angle. Well done! Your recap was a delight from beginning to end. Even your occasional gripes about las estupideces made me laugh.

For me it's always dangerous to throw in my favorite EJ-isms lest I end up re-quoting the entire recap, however here are some, but not all, of my favorites:

I loved "A kiss is just a kiss” sharing space with "but Rebeca looks all shook up". Great mixing of musical metaphors.

"Now they mow the same dead lawn again." Brilliant.

ITA that this epi has "an inordinate amount of stupidities".

"Fully’s back in his office being full of himself."

And finally, "a posture only possible in super high heels and super tight clothes". Amen to that one.

Even though the revue is going to be, and already is, quite silly, I am looking forward to it. All those hot bods (did Tia B say they were going to have some guys too?), leering customers, and great music. I say bring it on!

Thanks EJ. You might have found the episode odd and annoying but your creativity and voice shine through as always.
 

Yes, yes, amiga mía, The Count of Mexi-Cristo! While your description, including the tweaking of the title, is far more clever than anything I might have written, I have to admit I had the very same thought.

You know, Arturo Perez-Reverte in the novela and the telenovela, La Reina del Sur, has his protagonist schooled and therefore transformed in prison. In La Reina, the first and most significant book the mentor and ingenue study is, in fact, The Count of Monte Cristo and the characters call themselves, only half-jokingly, Faria and Dantès.

I think it is not an accident that this theme, the mafia theme (here shown as human traffickers rather than as drug dealers), as well as the actor, Iván Sánchez, were all plucked out of that novela. Someone has been looking over Telemundo's shoulder, methinks.

So will we see The Metamorphosis of Damián Fabré when he emerges from prison? (Yeah, yeah, I mean besides the hair.) Will his Abbé Faria follow him to R-Lay-Dee with his fortune cookie wisdom? One can but hope...
 

Count of Mexi-Cristo....I love it.

It must be hard to be that stupid (love this!)....he's good looking so it doesn't matter.

Ursula bugs you....Mercedes bugs me. I'm filthy rich. I am your mother. If you come with me, you will be rich too and you can buy all the booze that you want. What more is there to say? Why is she wasting all that energy. Cyderella
 

thanks, Elna June, for that snappy recap. I loved "count of Mexi-Cristo.."

Thanks for all the supportive words yesterday. I just needed to vent to someone. my mantra is "it is what it is. focus on what is instead of what if., Luckily, hub and I had tickets to go to a Beach Boys concert with my best friend and her hub last night. It was a wonderful diversion to be with two people invented known since I was a teen (hub and Carol) listening tunes that are fun and carefree. If you ever have the opportunity, go to see this group. Only two original members ( one was lead singer Mike Love) , but the group sounded great. They gave a 2hour concert with no intermission !!!!

Judyb---I can't help myself. Your sentence needed one more comma. "I'm feeling quite annoyed with this show right now, and...." You need a comma after a conjunction (and, but, or, etc.) if the conjunction is followed by a complete sentence (subject and verb. ). Ex. I love him, and he loves me. I swim in the afternoon and go to the park in the evening. Sorry...I couldn't help myself. I have to explain this rule every semester.
 

Damipad....."invented" is supposed to be "I've." Grrrrr...
 

The Apostrophe Police have just been alpha-dogged by the Comma Cop. Welcome to the new grammar bad-a$$ in town, bwahahaha!!!!

Susanlynn, how nice that you enjoyed a diversion by some oldies who still know how to rock it. Feel free to vent any time.
 

Thank you for this DamFab recap Elna June! Enjoyed reading every line of it. Loved the title.

They changed the actress playing Soraya. I wonder why they did that. Was the new actress playing Soraya, Susana Diazayas? It sure looked like it was her.

I am loving Claudio. If there are two good things about this prison stay for DamFab it is the introduction of Rene Casados and the DamHaircut.

I think DamFab was reading Othello last night.

The police raid was so silly but thank goodness that Papacito will be put away again and that Mercedes was able to find Magdis.

Where is that appeal that will help DamFab get out of the slammer???
 

Now to the Elna Juneisms of the Day:

"Whooeee. Jose parrots Rebeca’s words back to her, “A kiss is just a kiss.” They part but Rebeca looks all shook up."

Okay, I know that smartypants Cap'n said it already, but I have to echo her praise. From Casablanca to Elvis and back to R-Lay-Dee without breaking a sweat. (Well maybe a little. Hot kiss, that one.)

"Sadly, we are fresh out of morals and smooth segues in this novela."

Me, I don't mourn the morals but I could use me some nice smooth segues now and then. Ah well. We'll have to use our imagination. (Fortunately, Thursday's child abounds in imagination!)

In one passage:
Damián is "an idiot," "a handsome dolt," "a total asshat," "a jerk." And best of all: "It must be hard to be that stupid."

Well. I see you feel our hero's choice is DamDubious, not to say DamImbecilic. Or am I reading too much into your words?

"Fulgencio heads into Hernan’s house like a charging water buffalo. (They are quite dangerous, you know!)"

For some reason, this just cracked me up. It felt like we were hearing a "Just So" story told by a civilized, comforting narrator. (I guess we sort of are.)

As for Ursula's charms, I may be imagining things but I think they have been substantially exaggerated, fore and aft, since I saw her in La Fea Más Bella. I can't blame her -- now that she is swimming in the sexy villainess typecasting pool, she has to do something to, er, stand out. Ni modo. She is a great-looking broad.

And as JudyB says:
"Alright, I blush to admit I'm looking forward to the tacky dance revue and all the rehearsals"
Me too. :)

EMarie:
Wow! When are we going to see you recapping, chica? Thank you so much for filling in the last few minutes so beautifully.

And Elna June, what can I say? You take the dys- out of dyspeptic and dysphoric. I loved this recap.

P.S.
"Damian replies that he has just pushed the woman he loves into the arms of another man. (Mads, isn’t there a song about that somewhere???)"

Now that you have momentarily stumped even Mads, maybe someone on the Patio can improvise a lyric?
 

Hey Susanlynn...thanks for the Comma Advice. I will try to remember that. Reminds me of that old NPR game "Things You Were Supposed To Learn In School...But Didn't"

Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa, my friend. And I'll probably do it again.
 

EJ:

I got it! I was half awake when I commented earlier but I got the song : )

Let's Just Kiss and Say Goodbye by the Manhattans.

It's a very sad breakup song : (
 

Elna June – Great title and recap. My favorites have already been outed, but I like this one so much, here it is again: “Now they mow the same dead lawn again.”

I had to laugh when Ursula burst into the house. She walked in on Delfina, MayCuCu, and Fully all sitting in the living room, just hanging out together. What could these three possibly have been talking about?

I’m totally up for the Ursula dance revue. Still not liking Candy though. She knows Jaz/Lu is under the threat of abuse, and she does nothing.

Loved Estercita’s dress. Macario can shop for me anytime. Maybe Estercita should reciprocate and help him with his own 'do.
 

Tks EJ

I'm afraid we are on the Mejia downhill slide. Let's hope Monica can save it. But, if I can stand CI I can certainly watch it, if only for hunkisímo.
 

On the matter of comma usage, Lynn Truss, author of the popular style guide "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" observes:

"I'll just say this: never get between these people when drink has been taken."

 

EJ you had me at "Count of Mexi-Cristo"!

"Sadly Beatriz, we are fresh out of morals and smooth segues in this novela."

"No wonder he is frustrated. It must be hard to be that stupid"

All my faves have been said but gosh, they are FUNNY!

Judy B. and Cap'n, ITA about the dance review at Guacamaya! Bring it!

NM: Will Abbe Faria follow Dam to R-Lay-Dee? Please let that happen! I keep thinking what a great pirate/sailor Rene Casadas would be. PERFECT for Dam's crew.

I'm starting to think Hada/Ester would prefer her current life of luxury to the alternative. Wouldn't the old Ester rather wallow in riches, jewels and power than return to an abusive dad, a clinging mom and unrequited love?

Thanks again, EJ. Unbelievably clever from start to finish!

 

Niecie...Yes, it would be interesting to listen to those three chatting. However, maybe they are just sitting there watching each other. Ursullied seems to have taken the yuya right out of Mayuya. She is a shadow of her former confident, calculating, loud self.

Bring on the revue so that we can see which of these girls has the best moves. Shake it, baby, shake it. what is the surprise ? Maybe Jose has yet another hidden talent...dancing !

"In the arms of another man"...is that a lyric from "Take a Letter , Maria?"
 

SusanLynn:

Yes that is a lyric from the song "Take a Letter Maria", he caught his wife in the arms of another man ; )
 

I got a giggle out of the subtitle "Gaol Classroom" A few years ago, I was asked if I wanted to teach ESL at the local jail. I declined because I am a bit claustrophobic and didn't like the idea of doors being locked or having to collect all the sharpened pencils at the end of each class session. Talk about a captive audience !!!! Now, I am wondering if I passed the opportunity of teaching a DamTeache'rsPet. Hmmm??? My guess is....probably not
 

P.s. ElnaJune, I always forget to tell you how fascinated I am with your icon. Is that your leg ? I wish I knew how to add an icon to my comments. Alas, I am technologically challenged.
 

Hello All:

I will start out by saying that your comments are much better than last night's episode. Thanks to all, esp. Emarie for filling in the overtime haps on the show.

Diana: So glad you enjoyed the recap. It sure felt like a condensed episode, as you say. I love Rene Casados, sigh. He is such a fine priest or wise-man. It is funny to see him looking so ruffled an fussed. Even in jail, tho, the man shines.

JudyB: You know me so well. Cranky is a great description of my state of mind as I wrote the recap. I hope I am loveable and clever—as you certainly are—and I am honored to suffer this portion of the TN with you. I fear, my dear, that we have hit the skids.

I will also try to cheer up at the Vera Cruz Rockettes storyline. I think I am annoyed at having the Ursula character forced down our throats. I must admit that the Parrot-ettes will be more fun to watch than the endless sobbing and estupides that we can certainly expect.

Ursula's build! Wow, what a body that actress has. At her age, the tummy baring bustier was bold but I must say it worked.

Mads: I wonder what Candy has up her sleeve (metaphorically, of course. Candy never wears sleeves and neither would I if I had her arms. Grin.

So Jaz/Lu and luckless Lazaro are going to nab Nareo's little black cellphone. Good luck with that, kids. Nareo just told Jaz that he was keeping a close eye on her now that she was going to work at the empacadora.

EJ



Vivi: Hola, amiga. So Soraya was not new—just recast. Hee hee. I did not remember her from before.


 

EJ- Now that I read she was recast (I haven't seen this episode), then your confusion makes sense. I guess the actress found a better gig.
 

I thought it was kind of funny that Soraya's new gig is a salon, so it kinda made sense that the character had a, ahem, makeover as it were.

EJ, isn't Ursula a piece of work? Clearly she is used to men drooling over her and clearly she is not used to losing. However I see "loser" in her future. (Yes, I understand it might be a ways out.) Ursula, meet Marina, heh heh heh.
 

Sylvia, amiga:

You flatterer, you. The best I could do with the dross I was given is turn it into pure twine. Hee hee hee.

OT: May I use this forum to congratulate Team USA in taking the America's Cup? I thought it was impossible for them to turn the race around. Wow. I'll bet you had something to do with the win. Did you lend them some of your magic, Capitan?

On mowing the same dead lawn...I am glad you were pleased with this turn of phrase. It came to me as I watched Marina sob and Damian sob. May I suggest that all of us come up with new metaphors for boring, repetitive sobbing sequences in this TN? Why? Wait, I see with my prescient third eye (and with the help of a call from Madre Eusebia) that we are in for many more epis of crying, whinging and hand wringing. This recapper will be gnashing her teeth.

Thanks for the kind words, Sylvia.

NM: ITA on someone, ahem, borrowing from Telemundo. Alas, I did not see the TN version of the novel.I love Perez Reverte and Queen of the South was the first of his books that I read in Spanish. It took me forever.

I had forgotten about that Teresa learned her etiquette in the can. Plus, Perez Reverte also wrote
'The Dumas Club', so your reference, as I would have expected, is especially apt.

With any luck at all, Abbe Feria/Claudio the King of Denmark will being his "fortune cookie wisdom" to Nuestra Sennora del Mar. Like Diana, I adore Rene Casados.I know he is cheesy, but he is so SINCERE!

EJ

EJ
 


Susanlynn:

OMG, my recaps must make you cringe! My use of commas is not quite random, but since my head injury I find that I cannot remember any rules of punctuation. I sit at your feet.

On another note, I am so sorry that you and your family continue to suffer from the actions of your abusive son-in-law. I used to run a women's shelter in San Francisco and I would be happy to be a listening ear as you and your family heal. My email is sdougherty3e@gmail.com. Kind regards.

EJ


 

I forgot to say how much I enjoy Rene Casados in general and especially in his role here. EJ, cheesy is a perfect word for him (one of many, with a nod to fortune cookie wisdom), but he's just so darn good at it. He's also very likable in his cheesiness. I had to laugh at his lame leg; was it lame before he kicked the bad guy or afterward? And if he was lame before then I guess he's not too lame for a well-placed kick or two. I can't wait to hear his back story.

EJ, I echo your congratulations to Team USA. Both teams worked incredibly hard and wow, what a comeback. I was sending as many victory vibes to Team USA as I could, although I have also been a fan of the Kiwis for a long time. I am very, very glad to have my time back. (And that's nothing compared to people I know who have been working 24/7 for about three years!) I had a fun gig pointing an antenna at a helicopter but it was an all-day commitment and it just kept going on and on and on.
 

Susanlynn:

The icon is about due for a change. Yes, it is my leg. Long ago and far away we had a crazy caper on Caray Caray as the Patio of Lowered Expectations was built. I invited some of our good Caray folks to join me in my cement pond for some laughs.

These days, I try to only have my photo taken from the knees down. This was the best image that I could come up with using my iPhone camera.

I think you can add an icon as soon as you create a Blogger profile. Someone here will know exactly how to instruct you in doing this.

EJ

EJ
 

EJ--You made sense out of an otherwise sensless episode. I am in awe.

Thank goodness for the repeat of the Jose-Becky Beso. It was worth all the rest.

To be honest, I don't really mind looking at DamStudent as often as I can. It was funny to hear him reading out loud as if he were a 3d grader (not trying to offend 3d graders everywhere).

Where has Best Dressed Eurotrash Hernan gone? He goes to see Ernesto dressed in Saturday-lie-around-the house sweats and jeans?

If Delfina is offended by the idea of a song and dance review at the Guacamaya, why isn't she offended by and speaks up about the skimpy seductive attire Ursula has on. (I've decided to refer to her Trouble with Two Tatas, although I do like Ursus Horriblis).

Speaking of inapproriate attire, why did Marina think an extra short skort & shorts were ok at the trial, post-trial, visit to Damian, office work and walking down the street with Herny in a very conservative fishing village? Where are her cute nautical togs?

If only Esthercita knew how much danger she's in confiding in Hernan. Did she remember him, too? I can't remember now--it was so many episodes ago....

I'm off to the Wash Natl Opera production of Tristan und Isolde tonight. (Please, please, DVR, work your magic tonight--don't rob me of half of Marido like Comcast did last night.) Maybe that's the next romance story DamAbbe should give our DamCount of Mexi-Cristo. (Just loved the allusion to a crackin' good story, EJ.)

Loved Mowing the Same Dead Lawn Again, too. Reminds me that I have some dead lawn to mow this weekend.

 

EJ - thank you for putting some fun into a lackluster episode. Ditto to what was said especially the Jose-Becky kiss!!!!
 

Anita, thank you for mentioning Marina's inappropriate work attire. Although she looked fantastic I have always hated that "luke" for work. I was hoping the wardrobe dept wouldn't go there.
 

Thanks for this most excellent recap Elna June. You managed to make this tedious episode downright entertaining.

"Personally, I do not find her to be a good dancer."

Perhaps not, but the cutie on the end in the short shorts made a pretty good effort. At least I thought so.

Carlos
 

Elna June, I love your theme. The Count of Monte Cristo is my very favorite book. Now if only DamFab can emerge from the hoosegow with the smarts and self-control of Edmund Dantes! That would be a treat.
 

Niecie: I love how they are dressing Estercita. The half-long skirts work for her as she has somewhat chubby knees. And her hair! Wonderful. Laura Carmine is beautiful and is a fine actress.

Variopinta: You know I am with you all the way on Mejia. I am keeping my fingers crossed.

Anita: You made me spit out my afternoon tea! LOL at "trouble with two ta-tas". Oh that is so funny. That's a keeper, Anita. Fair warning, I may have to 'borrow' that phrase in the futre. Hee hee. I am still grinning.

Hi, Katy: You are so kind! I did not feel clever as I wrote this recap. Bewildered is a better word for how I felt, so I am glad you enjoyed the piece. JudyB called me out this morning when she recognized "cranky Elna June."

TabletJefa: Thanks so much for your comment. The Jose/Becky kiss was smokin'. Por favor, give these two more screen time!

Carlos: I'll have to look for the cutie on the end. Perhaps she will be a regular in the chorus line. Wink;)>

Julia: I love the 'Count of Monte Cristo', too. Dumas is so much fun. I think of him as the telenovela storyteller of his day. Most of his work was serialized—as was Dickens'—I believe. If Damian becomes smooth like Edmond Dantes, I WILL be swept off my feet. I am not so big on the noble savage archtype. Thanks for coming by.

EJ
 

Elna June....Thank you for your kind offer. I may take you up on it. I could use your ear and sage advice.
 

If you think about it, Fulgencio is putting his life on the line for his son. I'm not a fan of Fully, I'm just noticing that he's really sticking his neck out for the kid.
 

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