Wednesday, September 04, 2013

PEAM, Tuesday 9/3/13 (#126): Day of the Bucket


Rewind: Rogue calls Pancho, Pancho Lopez to brag about Avon's victory over Orion in the Big Concurso (just in case Pancho hadn't heard... or watched it on TV). Rogue takes full credit. When Pancho asks about Alma, Rogue says sure, she helped a little - but that's what he hired her for.

Xochi has a meltdown over Discua's infomercial and feels that she must marry Fernando immediately. Jessica hasn't cancelled her wedding reservations yet, so Xochi can get married that day instead!

Rai gives Valentina a bottle of heat-activated ink.

Upset that his newfound daddy is sending him to school in LA for free, Melquiades picks a fight with Chucho outside. (The immediate vicinity is suspiciously vacant.) Chucho drops his crutches and jabs at Melkie's face. This easy love-tap knocks Melkie to the ground with a nosebleed. Melkie runs away but forgets his jacket. Chucho passes the jacket to him on the tip of a crutch.

Elias picks up Valentina. Vero reminds him to bring Vale back by SEVEN O'CLOCK SHARP. Sadly for everyone, Sansón must remain at home. Eli and Vale go to an amusement park with Teacups and Dodgems and the Trabant (the ride that makes everybody sick, and Vale is probably not tall enough to ride it anyway) and of course a carousel. Paty calls, and before Eli answers the phone, Vale asks if Paty is his girlfriend. He says no! He invites Paty to join them at the park.

Fernando is surprised that Xochi wants to have the wedding so soon, but is happy.

Paty brings a lollipop for Valentina and apologizes for the cheapness of her gift. Vale doesn't seem to mind. Paty wonders if she's up for a future as a stepmother, but shrugs it off. Valentina goes on the Teacups again and then a kiddie version of the Trabant that's much less likely to make her barf or fling her all the way across Monterrey.

Chucho plans a surprise for Alma. There is food, wine, and origami. And a bucket - which, given the kind of day he's had, could send a mixed message!

That pop star friend of Chucho's, Marco Di Mauro, wanders the street looking for Chucho's address. I think he's on the wrong side of the building, because he knocks on Chatita's door. She invites him into her home without even knowing what he wants or who he's looking for, because she doesn't want to burn her beans. I guess she likes the cut of his jib.

Alma has less trouble finding Chucho's place, not only because she's been there before, but also because there's a big banner above the door with stars and hearts all over it and "Welcome Mi Amor, Mi Angel." (Is his apartment number really 69?) Chucho turns out the lights and answers the door with The Only Bucket in Monterrey in his hand. He says he's not ready for her to see the surprise yet, so she has to wear the bucket over her head. Yes, it's the "crown" for his queen! (But it's plastic! The static! Her hair! Oh, the humanity!) No peeking! Chucho silently frets that Marco hasn't arrived yet.

Chatita doesn't believe that Marco is who he says he is, and demands proof, so he sings a cappella. He has difficulty explaining himself to Chatita, who seems to have forgotten that she has a neighbor named Jesus, but Chucho calls Marco and everything is straightened out. Except now Chatita thinks she just met Enrique Iglesias.

Avon must make a great antistatic hairspray, because when Chucho takes the bucket off of Alma's head, her hair looks the same as always. She is delighted with all the candles and romantic whatnot. Also, apparently, this is the first time he's cooked for her. He starts the stereo, which is confusing because at that moment Marco comes in with his guitar and serenades her with "A Partir de Hoy." (Cue montage!)

Eli takes Valentina home (on time!) and almost manages to make a clean getaway, but Vero catches Vale hugging Paty goodbye and reacts in the usual manner, though she does have enough self-control this time to wait until the child is in the house before launching into the verbal abuse. Eli informs Vero that he and Paty are dating; Vero gloats that he's really hit rock-bottom. He reminds her that she can't tell him what to do during his time with Vale, and if she tries to forbid it, she could go to jail. He asks if she realizes what she's become, and as for Paty, she's certainly not worse than Vero!

Chucho thanks Marco for the song and sends him on his way. Chucho takes Alma to the bedroom - she wonders why they don't have dinner first - and on the bed are the wedding gown he once imagined her in, and a tuxedo. Ah, too subtle for me. Suddenly, they are wearing these clothes and it's time for dinner!

Rogue and Vale trade funny faces and vague threats. He's got something planned for her, and she's got something planned for the grumpy little man! Sansón follows Valentina to her room. Rogue doesn't get a chance to complain about that, because now Domitila is dressed in her regular clothes (not her uniform) and quits! She likes Rogue just fine and she didn't mind Paty, but Vero is rude and bossy.

Just then, Vero shows up. Rogue holds Domitila protectively and tells Vero it's not that he's siding with Domitila; he's siding with himself. Otherwise, Vero will have to cook the meals, do laundry, iron, bathe the dog, care for the child - at which point Vero interrupts and says of course not. She'll get Minerva! At least she's not so uppity! But Rogue puts his foot down. NO!

Loving Alma is a privilege, Chucho says. She is perfection. They toast and clink glasses; I half-expect them to throw their glasses into the fireplace, but luckily they both remember that Chucho doesn't have a fireplace.

Xochi makes wedding plans with Jess, Sue, and Mari, who will be her bridesmaids. They muse that it's too bad her father can't be there, when Xochi gets the idea to ask Chucho to do the honors instead. (From boyfriend to stand-in dad? No way is THAT weird!) Xochi considers picking out a dress by herself, but her friends strongly insist that someone help her with that. "Do I really have such bad taste?" Xochi asks. No, Mari says, but how about if ALMA helps you? And they all squeal excitedly.

Alma and Chucho aren't doing all that much, but it looks more romantic in slo-mo. They exhale foggy golden heart graphics that say "love," "trust," "loyalty," "respect," "intrigue," and "union." (I'm having flashbacks to The Electric Company!) Now the room is dark and they're getting nekkid. Then the song jumps ahead awkwardly and I know we missed something interesting... thanks, Univision!

Paty is amazed that Elias put up with that harpy Vero for five (not six?) years. She wasn't always like that, he says. She changed when Chucho rejected her. Paty is skeptical: people are who they are, and they don't change easily. Eli points out that Paty is trying to change. Besides, he could say the same thing about her putting up with Rogelio for so long. And speaking of mental illness, he's set up an appointment for her with a psychiatrist named Isaias Uriarte.

While eating popcorn in bed, Xochi sees Discua pitching her spiritually-fulfilling exercise machine on TV (how many calories can you burn with a wink?) and panics. She scrambles to unplug the TV. Fernando enters the room, finds Xochi picking spilled popcorn off the floor, and asks, "What are you doing down there? And what was that woman saying?"

To Rogue's annoyance, Vero announces that she'll be sleeping with Valentina tonight. Sure, there's nothing weird about this at all. Angry, horny Rogue calls Paty. She doesn't want to answer. She tells Eli she feels only revulsion and confusion and chaos. No biggie! She doesn't want to talk about that. She had fun today, thank you. She gives him a jaw-breaking kiss, and he likes it. They say goodnight before anything else can happen.

Vero catches Rogue on the phone, but he says he was calling Cantú.

Chucho and Alma are pelted with more text graphics. Love, Intrigue, Trust, Loyalty, Respect. She says she feels "different." Unión! (Did he actually ask her to marry him? I don't think he did!)

Next time:
Chucho's test results are in. The rabbit died! And a bunch of snakes show up at Fernando and Xochi's wedding.

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Comments:
I think the Bucket should appear in more episodes: Revenge of the Bucket, Bride of the Bucket, The Buckets Come Home to Roost...
 

Julie:

Thanks so much for this most marvelous recap!

Yay!!!! Domi is staying. I thought Rogue would tell her juarever, but she is staying!

I like this little war that Val and Rouge have going on. I bet Val wins :)

I am liking Patymelt and Elias more and more each time I see them.

Julie:

I liked your bucket idea ; ) Maybe UNI or Televisa were trying to give us gringos a Spanish lessons with those words, lol.
 

In my opinion, Val has already won. Sansón seems to prefer her. (At least, I THINK he followed her in that last scene. I could be wrong.)
 

Univision does us a favor by cutting their love scenes. They are the most boring couple that I've ever seen. Also, when they wake up in the morning, she ALWAYS looks perfect (makeup and hair) and the sheets are unruffled and that confirms my theory that they are dull. Otherwise, my other theory is that after a hot night, one of them has OCD and wakes up in the middle of the night to tidy up the bedroom, when the other one goes to the bathroom. That has to be incredibly annoying and that will eventually break them up.
 

LOL Julie! Love your recap. Last night had a few fun moments, but ACH, those love scenes. Yep, have to agree and never thought I would say this, but thanks Univision from me too. Those graphics were, well, juvenile. Low budget or someone in art design who never left high school behind. Love how Alma and Chucho really love to pull out the construction paper and paste. Never thought a Colunga love scene would leave me Meh.

Love Love the Rog and Domitia scene. That was priceless! He is really missing him some Paticakes, but seems she is distancing herself...or is she?

By the previews we seem to thankfully get the good news on the paternity. Thank you writers for not playing with those results. Now Chucho needs to fight for custody.

And thanks Eli for pointing out to Vero that there is such a thing as pointing the finger at someone else, there are three pointing back at you to Vero.

Oh boy, a wedding. Let's see how this one gets mucked up.
 

Thanks so much Julie.

When I saw this stupid graphic hearts, all I could think of was Joel McHale surely making fun of the on the Soup. I couldn't stop laughing.

My thought when Alma said something felt different, and then she and Chucho clasped hands over her belly, was that they just made a baby. When is her annulment going to be final? Isn't it about time that Chucho proposed?
 

Thank you! Julie for a wonderful recap to a lackluster episode. It's so true, Alma and Jesus are so boring, I was nodding off at their love scene.
I'm glad that Domitila stood up to Vero!
 

Julie, Thanks for a great recap of a very tedious episode!

The bucket and the heart graphics were new lows. Unfortunately, no highs.

Very interesting observation about a possible baby, Vivi.
We still have not had a SURPRISE pregnancy.

All in all the writing/plot is so bad I really cannot fault the actors for much.

Jarifa
 

Great writing as always, Julie.

"And a bucket--which, given the kind of day he's had, could send a mixed message!"

Amen to that. Who wants a bucket over their head, regardless?

"They toast and clink glasses; I half-expect them to throw their glasses into the fireplace, but luckily they both remember that Chucho doesn't have a fireplace."

Loved that shoutout to a romantic cliché as well.

But my favorite was your flashback to Electric Company! Yes, our love scenes have sunk to new lows of boredom and kiddie kitsch, but so it is.

Valentina and Rogelio's blood feud still remains the most passionate and interesting part of this story. And may the best little girl win!
 

I don't know for sure that Alma and Chucho are dull in bed. Univision will never let us see any of the good stuff (if there is any). :-)

I didn't mind the bucket (I am a fan, after all), but making your girlfriend wear it on her head is a bit much.

I don't like interactions that sort of look like wedding proposals but aren't actually proposals. Something like that can definitely be taken the wrong way in retrospect if they have an argument or misunderstanding.
 

What ever happened to the "mystery man" in the promo?

Jarifa
 

I never saw that promo, but I wondered the same thing myself.
 

Thanks, Julie! You really made the most of THAT one.

Favorite lines:

I guess she likes the cut of his jib.

The static! Her hair! Oh, the humanity!

How many calories can you burn with a wink?

She feels only revulsion and confusion and chaos. No biggie!

And the bestest:

From boyfriend to stand-in dad? No way is THAT weird!

 

Loved the recap, Julie. I had a list of favorite lines to quote back to you -- and they've all been mentioned already. Stellar writing -- yours, Julie, not the show's writers.

I do enjoy this show but the whole night devoted to the lovers was boring. Still, Rogue & Valentina mugging, Rogue & Domatila hugging, Paty & Elias not quite snogging, Xochi agogging at the sight of Discua were all wonderful moments.

One of my favorites was the scene where the secretarias reacted in horror at the thought of Xochi picking out her own wedding dress without a fashion consultant.

The comment about how it's too bad Xochi doesn't have a father to walk her down the aisle ups my suspicion that the mystery man from Monday's preview will be her father.

Speaking of previews -- I am so glad to be wrong about the DNA test. It looks as though Jesús' paternity will be confirmed tonight. Yeah!

Güera
 

Too bad the producers/directors don't let us have at least ONE good love scene.

Jarifa
 

I was very surprised when I finished the recap and realized how short it was. I usually have to guard against being too long-winded. You know it's a fluffy ep if I can't even get two pages out of it.

Xochi's father is going to have to show up sooner or later. I'm curious if it's someone we already know. I still think it's possible that it's Sebastian, and that Xochi's mom is the woman who supposedly swindled all of his money (we don't know how long ago that affair was) and then she must have blown all the money on something stupid. Yeah, so there are a lot of holes in my theory, but I need to have my fun!

Say, wasn't there an autopsy? Did we ever find out what Xochi's mom died of? ("Bitchery" is not considered a valid cause of death.)
 

Great comment on "bitchery". I think I have too much time on my hands today. :)

Jarifa


 

Gees, forgot my Google was having a breakdown day again and didn't sign my post at 6:55.

Interesting point Vivi on the possible bebe in the making. We always get some darn clue in TN's. With this one, and all grade school crayon graphics, maybe they should have a little rattle materialize over Alma. Vero will go ballastic.

Daisynjay
 

Alma's preggers. I'd bet money on it. The clasped hands over her belly, Alma saying, "I feel different", the word 'union' appearing right at that very moment. Not very subtle clues really.

Moronica suffered two small anvils last night. First, Elias telling her, "nothing could be worse than you", then Rogue telling her Domitila stays put.

I get really frustrated with plotlines where the woman wants to rush into a wedding like Xochi is doing with Fernando. Because, as we've seen with Moronica, Pati and Maricela, desperation always works out so well. Wouldn't it be better if Fernando found out about Disqua and resolved his feelings for her one way or another *before* he marries Xochi? I think so, but then I'm just weird that way...
 

I agree with anonymous, Chucho and Alma are a really boring couple, which is surprising now because earlier in the TN, they were so hot! Something went flat when they went to Cancún. They say that real couples have no chemistry onscreen, so who knows?
 

Anon 1:36- I think we would all agree with you about Xochi just being truthful with Fer, instead of trying to rush him to the altar. This can't end well.

If Alma is pregnant, as we suspect, at least she and Jesus are both successful professionals, and mature adults. It shouldn't be a big deal, even if her marriage to Rogue isn't undone in the Church yet. They could still have a civil wedding for now, and save the Chuch wedding for the finale.
 

Well, a pregnancy would come in handy for me, bingo-wise. And if something goes wrong at Xochi's wedding, that would also give me a bingo.

I don't find Alma and Chucho any more boring than any other TN's main couple. I actually think their chemistry is pretty good, but as far as feeling any tension or suspense whatsoever in their relationship, zzzzz.

With only a few exceptions, you always know the TN's main couple will end up together, and so virtually any relationship-oriented activity they do gets tiresome fast. It's either too cute or too stupid.

That's why (I realize just this minute) the subplots are really what keep a TN going. All of our favorite moments last night had to do with the supporting characters. Romantic evening, ho-hum. Tell me more about that ink!
 

Thanks, Julie! The episode was a little snoozy (which might be a good thing; Chucho really needed some sleep), but your recap was as delightful as always.

The word heart things were an excellent editing choice, in that they gave me a really good laugh. Thank you, PEAM. Although I did wonder what Chucho put in the food to give them such visible and cheesy dragon breath.

Chucho's spermies must have the same superpowers the rest of him has, if they can swim and ZING! into a pending baby that fast.

I was delighted that Rogue defended Domitila and stood up to Vero. I don't know if he really values Domi that much, or if he's just tired of Vero blazing through his life Sherman-style, but I liked it.

The Rogue-Vale battle does indeed remain the best plot of the show.

Poor Xochi still has a way to go to get over her insecurities.
 

Mike and I were discussing why Chucho and Alma don't have those steamy love scenes. My suggestion was that there is a bit of an age difference and perhaps somebody balked. Mike, however explained it: Alma is so young that she doesn't know what Chucho means when he speaks of 'the pompitus of love.' Makes sense to me!
 

I don't know Julie. I could have watched endless Camila-Dan scenes in Amor Bravio. Hated when they were separated for the last quarter of the tn. Never snoozed during any of their lovemaking or canoodling scenes. Alma and Jesus are just boring, and poorly filmed.
 

The canoodling scenes of Beto and Constanza in Gancho were sizzling and always entertaining. The love scenes in Amores Verdaderos generally had some sort of spark. Antolin and Carolina in LFDD had a love scene that was very non-theatrical, yet passionate. Alma and Chucho are just kinda dull. The director is relying too much on the most tired clichés to provide the "romance", in my opinion. Maybe they're too saintly to be fun. Patimelt and Rogue at least looked like they were having a good time when they hooked up.
 

Julie: Too funny. Loved your description of the ride Vale was on and that it might “. . .fling her all the way across Monterrey.” That totally cracked me up. Also, re the response you made a few days ago to my comment about Xochi being transitional girl. You said that Natasha was TG. I didn’t even think of that but I agree.

What did Vero say to Jesus in the previews after his paternity was confirmed?

I have to say that Val and Rogue are my fav couple right now.

Nanette
 

I'm not sure exactly what Vero said, Nanette, especially without captions, but it sounded as though she still planned to deprive him of any parental rights. On what grounds, I have no idea, but I'm sure it will be completely consistent with her egocentric approach to life.

As for rebound amantes, it is still possible that Aida is Julio's transitional girl, or that Cardenas is Jessica's transitional boy. Or Yvonne could be Gil's TG. I don't know. I keep expecting all of these pairings to get disrupted and rearranged.
 

Ah yes, Julia. Connie and Beto NEVER got boring, and Antolin always sent a tingle down my spine when he was with Caro (our Xochi). Or maybe it was just because he was played by Marcelo Cordoba, mi telenovio? :)
 

That coulda been it :). But I would have thought FC could bring the heat, too...it's just not really happening here.
 

Recall that Blanca Soto was snoozeworthy in El Tal as well, even opposite poor Rafael Novoa.
 

Well, I'm pretty sure Mr. Novoa was stoned throughout the whole run of that show. He wasn't giving her much to work with. All the action on El Tal was with The Beltbuckle. And sometimes his ho wife, but mostly The Beltbuckle.
 

El cheque es mio!
 

Perhaps he's trying to prove that he can play tepid. ;-)
 

Julie: I hope that Cardenas is not Jessica's TG. I'm not as invested in Julio and Aida--just because they only just met and they act more like friends, so I don't care if A is J's TG--though I might later.

I wish someone would tell Vero that it's obvious that she's toxic and that no one wants her--except for sex--and not even Jesus for that and that the only man who really loved her for herself, she alienated. I know she wouldn't listen/buy it, but it would make me feel better to hear someone say it.

I think we need to find someone for Minerva.
 

My manners are gone, Thanks, Julie. Loved your recap, as always. You paint such descriptive pictures.
 

I know FC can bring it and I'm not really minding BS's acting--though she's not nearly of his caliber. I really do think it's the writing. It's almost as if this TN has them both as "straight men" to the drama that goes on around them.
 

I meant to comment on this: Xochi's skirts are getting shorter.
 

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