Caray, Caray!

Hola everyone. I'm filling in tonight!

EVENTS MAY BE CONDENSED AND NOT LISTED IN STRICT ORDER, TO SAVE MY SANITY.

JAntos talks to the moon through the bars of his cell and says how it's been his and Maria's "accomplice" and wants the moon (???) to assist Maria in living her life happily "for the both of them," since his life is over and everything's turned to crap. But, he tells the moon, even though his life is crap, he will never stop loving Maria.

Talkin' to the moon while in prison. What else would a guy do?

Meanwhile, Maria is mooning over JAntos (heh—see what I did there?) and Wendy comes over to apologize for being such a bitch, mentions that JAntos is such a sweet guy that he's forgiven her even though she turned her back on him, yadda yadda. Maria is very warm to her. She tells Wendy that even though she didn't get her travel visa that she'll find a way to see JAntos.

The Godfather got Orange Guiliano out of prison by lies and fake alibis and whatever, and Guilano is on his knees, grateful for it all. But the Godfather doesn't want to hear it, he wants to bump off Guiliano who has proven to be useless! He pulls out a gun . . . Uh oh!

Meanwhile, Derecho is pissed that the Godfather got Guiliano out, and is starting to suspect that Justo is right, and the Godfather is behind all of this. He and Curtis will pay the Godfather a visit.

Back with Orangie and the Godfather, they struggle for the gun and it goes off!

JAntos and Michael are talking about Wendy's baby and JAntos is grateful for Michael being willing to take on Wendy's kid. Darren (blue-eyed earring guy) comes in and informs them that Orangie got out of prison. Major impactado!

The Godfather is dead, long live the Godfather! Orangie takes the old Godfather's hat and puts it on, and looks insane as he proclaims that he's the Godfather now. And he vows to get JAntos! Crazy dude doing all of this while the old Godfather is assuming room temperature on the floor.

Let's hope that the old Godfather didn't have any head lice. On second thought, let's hope he did . . .

JAntos has a mini hissy fit at the news that Orangie is out. Darren and Michael try to calm him down by assuring him that the Godfather made a deal with JAntos, and the "honor" of the mob means he'll keep it. (Uh oh!) JAntos doesn't seem mollified as he worries about Maria and the rest of his loved ones.

Calming down an agitated JAntos.

Maria is preparing for her trip and her mom is surprisingly supportive. Chit-chat. They talk about who's going to run the bar while Maria's away. Susanito, of course! He'll be perfect.

Susanito is nervous over the medical fertility tests. What will the results be? He REALLY wants kids. His other dream is to study music and be a composer, though he knows such a thing is very expensive. Ira is supportive and they hug.

Siete Mares is apologizing to Ana, who is kind to him, points out his many virtues (hard-working, nice, etc) but reminds him that he really let her down by falling off the wagon. He's got so much going for him, she tells him. He thinks he's got nothing if he doesn't have her. He wants to take her somewhere and show her something. She seems skeptical.

JAntos, Michael and Darren wonder what to do, now with this development with Guiliano. They can't get Juntos involved, that's all JAntos knows.

The doctor tells Susanito that he's shooting blanks. Okay not really, but he's got a low sperm count. The doctor tells him this without Ira present, so he can decide when and how he'll break the news.

Blue-Eyed Aaron is the new student in Paloma's class, and he only seems to have eyes for Paloma. Vanessa seems impactada to see him there.

He, like, can't stop staring at her!

A desperate (and dipshit) JAntos decides he's got to break out of jail in order to protect his family. Darren and Michael just shake their heads. They tell him he's a dipshit (only nicer than that) but a seed is planted in their minds—get online access and look up the architectural plans for the prison and find a way out.

Bonding scene in the kitchen with Maria, Wendy, and Amalia. Maria is cooking a dish that JAntos taught her, much to Wendy's amazement, and then we have a flashback of JAntos doing the cooking. They chit chat about the cooking for a bit and then Wendy doubles over in pain.

Cheeky blue-eyed Aaron is introduced to Rodri and Paloma as Vanessa's cousin. The cheeky boy kisses Paloma on the cheek and compliments her looks. He's really not cute at all, I don't care if he has blue eyes! It seems Paloma thinks so too, as she doesn't seem thrilled by the kiss.

Susanito is all no puede ser about his slow swimmers, and we have a PSA about the health issues that might bring on a low sperm count from the doctor, who says there are other options for him and his wife.

Maria and Amalia have taken Wendy to a less than first-class medical establishment and Wendy, a dipshit like her brother, is kvetching about it. What matters the most is the welfare of yourself and your kid, Maria and Amalia patiently remind her. But Wendy doesn't want to go to this hospital for poor people! But with her doubling over in pain, it looks like she doesn't have many other options. As they wait at the clinic, a teary-eyed Susanito appears and Maria's all in his face wondering what's up. But he doesn't want to say and tells her to butt out (only nicer than that). Maria is distracted by a screaming Wendy and Susanito is able to make his escape.

The cute kid of Fernando (whose name I still keep forgetting) has something he wants to show Isa or something. FF >>>

Siete Mares takes Ana to a statue of the Virgen, gets down on his knees and vows he'll never drink again. He wants to be a "good husband" to Ana. She's starting to look increasingly uncomfortable. Fernando and Coloso sneak around a corner and are listening in as Siete Mares turns to Ana and say's it's "her turn" to make a vow, and that is that she'll NEVER leave him! Ana has a trapped look on her face. (RUN, Ana, RUN!)

He expects waaaaay too much.

Susanito wanders around on the streets and asks God why he's got a low sperm count. His thoughts are interrupted by a little boy who is crying because he's lost his parents. Susanito will help locate mom and dad and he thinks of what if this were his kid and he was lost? Whatever. FF >>

Ana wisely balks at making a sacred vow to the Virgen about forever loving Siete Mares. She explains as gently as she can to him that she can't do it. Fernando and Coloso are listening in and rooting for her to say no. Siete Mares seems surprised that she won't say it. "Do you love me or not?" he asks.

Jalisquo (cute kid, finally I know his name) talks Isa into something that her mom won't like and probably will ground her for. We shall see.

Arrogant Blue-Eyed Aaron is told off by Rodri—keep away from Paloma, she's mine! Blue-Eyed Aaron tells Rodri that he "always gets what he wants" and he smirks like a Junior Douchebag that I'm sure he is. He tells his cousin Vanessa that Paloma will be his. She and her friend make faces like, whatever, dude.

The doctor tells Wendy (and Maria and Amalia, who are there too) that she's too much of a high-strung pain in the neck and she should chill already. Stressing out causes these premature contractions. Calm down or risk going into labor early or losing the baby. Wendy promises.

Siete Mares tries to pin down Ana with a vow of everlasting love. Ana isn't going for it and tells him he needs to ask himself if he really loves her. Asking this of her is not an indication of it. Think about it, she says, and he seems to be going off to do just that. Fernando and Coloso are listening in and Fernando reveals himself after Siete has gone off.

NO, the answer is NO!

Fernando wants to know why she wouldn't make that vow. "Buzz off and it's none of your business" is the general reply. He wants to delve deeper but she cuts him off, saying he's the last person to talk about love. After she leaves, he's thinking that now is the time to make his move, and he's obviously emboldened.

Back at their house, Maria, Amalia and Wendy are chit-chatting over tea and reminding Wendy to chill out. (In a nice way.) A knock on the door and it's a professor from Maria's school. He informs her that there's this new program that will (it sounds like) be a fast-track to graduation. A two-week course, one test, and then graduation! And Maria's among the first group to be considered due to her good grades and so forth. But Maria doesn't want to go, because it's a bad time. She's got to go to JAntos and all. Amalia isn't so sure. To give up her life's dream, after all the sacrifices she's made?

Mom has a good point.

Darren thinks that the only person who could get access to the blueprints to the prison would be Michael, since he's the warden's dentist. Michael is like no way, it's nuts!

Wendy is kind of tacky, but she hits the nail on the head. Don't give up your dream, Maria, my brother is cooped up in jail and isn't going anywhere. After the two weeks you'll need to graduate, he'll still be cooped up. He might be cooped up for 20 years if our dad doesn't prove his innocence!

Back at the prison, Michael laughingly agrees to participate in the madness. He'll ask to have access to the warden's computer. Darren says that if there's to be an escape, they can count on him. As these guys foolishly continue to talk "escape," a grizzled old geezer prisoner wanders in and asks, "Did someone say 'escape'"? Impactado looks from JAntos because the geezer is an old Fernando!

Who's this guy?

JAntos looking intense.

Why, it's Fernando in old-age makeup!

Wendy is all snippiness and attitude, but again she's right—don't give up your degree for JAntos, Maria! Maria's all full of sunshine, rainbows and valentines, but Wendy is practical and pragmatic. There's a limit, she says. And she ends with, "I know my brother, and he'll NEVER forgive himself if you give up your degree!" Too true. Maria looks impactada.

Back to Fernando Senior: He hobbles in and says he wants to escape, he hasn't got much time left and he doesn't want to die in jail. He's got nobody. JAntos wants to say no, of course. Cutting to the chase (because this recap is getting TL;DR already), the old dude has a bad memory, he doesn't remember anything of his past, they said he killed someone. He doesn't remember. Blah blah. JAntos points out that the old dude is reallllllly familiar. He looks like a guy back in Mexico named "Fernando." Funny that, Old Dude is also named Fernando. Young Fernando is from (insert name of region here) and Old Dude says, "That name brings up feelings for me." Yeah as if we didn't know already, this must be Fernando the Younger's dad.

Cut him a break, will ya? He's old. Well, at least he's wearing make up to look old.

JAntos can't get over how familiar Mr. Nando looks.

Fernando the Younger is thinking about how Ana told him he shouldn't be speaking of love. He sighs.

Maria's college professor reminds Maria that her degree is a dream of her mom as well, and is Maria going to deprive her mom of that? This gives Maria something to chew on as the professor leaves.

JAntos is yakking more with Mr. Nando (Fernando Senior) about the beauty and color of Mexico. Poor Mr. Nando can't remember any of it. JAntos hopes to help him remember. Michael comes in and they chat more about how super awesome Mexico is. Then Nando takes his leave.

Some scene with Maria reminiscing and some singing. FF>>

Michael got permission to use the warden's computer. JAntos and Michael are in an office (the warden's?) ALL ALONE. Yeah my beanie is giving me fits right now. Like it ever lets up. JAntos has this theory that they'll find the blueprints to the prison online, from one of the construction companies in Los Angeles. The prison was built 20 years ago but these guys always use the same plans (or something). They find a site for a company "Pacific Coast Homes" that has an English-language title but is written all in Spanish. Because you know, everyone in Los Angeles speaks Spanish! LOL.

Go to any Los Angeles web site and it'll be written in Spanish. Of course!

As they are looking at the site, the guards bust in and demand to know why they're looking at a web site on construction. Uh oh, busted! END OF EPISODE!!

Just doing a little browsing . . .

. . . and they are busted by the guards!

AVANCES: Elvira feigns contrition to Maria; even gets down on her knees. Elvira telling Ruben that her dad is really ill. Guiliano threatening Justo and showing him pictures taken of Wendy, etc. Guiliano talking on a cell phone to JAntos and JAntos getting hysterical. MUST SEE TV!!! We are also now in Ultimos Capitulos now.