Caray, Caray!

Turns out Marta's cold body was found in a warehouse. Everything incriminates Alma, so the police go to her house and take her using excess force and brutality, she, who has no breast milk because Verónica scared the milk away and left only chicharrón seco, is so surprised that she offers no resistance.  Chatita ,who cries and pulls to avoid it, to no avail. Oh, what am I going to say to Valentina now? Oh, I remember, the queen went away to another kingdom and now the hero must go and fight the dragon to save her! She'll believe that!!

Note to Juan Osorio: Please let Carmen Salinas retire before it is too late and we end up hating her more than we already do. She could be doing production or anything behind the cameras. 

Alma is suspect #1

Police takes fingerprints from the body and from the crime scene. It takes like a whole day for them to compare and discover whose body this is. Jesús, who is smarter than any generic policeman, went first thing in the morning to the House of laughter and unveiled the whole truth even for the doctor, who was, alongside with cheated men, the last to know. When the police finally find out the dead one is not Marcia but her twin sister Marta, go to the clinic to notify the real Marcia, who finally gets someone to believe what she has been saying since episode 103. I am not me! I am my twin sister! No wonder they thought she was the crazy one!!

Alma is a amnesic

She lost 2 hours of her life and doesn't remember what happened between the pharmacy and her house. When she woke up, she was in the truck in front of her house with a blank stare not remembering anything she did for the last 2 hours. Now she understands what Chatita was going through and it  is not pretty, is it?

Alma is oblivious to Julio and Aída's mischief

Julio and Aída, after trying numerous times with no success, get into Pánfilo's store room but quickies are not easy in small places and since they have never practiced in a plane's toilet, there's no luck this time either. Julio almost breaks his leg when he put it inside a red bucket (what's love and red buckets have to do in this TN? -and there's more red buckets on a shelf, I guess each one of them symbolizes true love for every person working at Avon) and now his leg is all wet. Aída has cramps and Julio has an unsatisfied desire to be with her. The more they try the less they succeed. Why not take it easy? Let the feeling flow... let things happen, spontaneously... seriously... 

Another couple Alma is missing are Cantú and Domitila, who have agreed to do the ''thing'', but after she gets the ring. No jumping on the bed until they see the judge of peace and sign all the related paperwork . Remember, papers speak, clear and loud. I want ''casorio'' said Domi and Cantú couldn't do much except smile and face his fate, he will lose his freedom (and I am sure he will, but I guess marriage is better than jail). I wonder how Domitila can work eight hours a day doing all kinds of household chores in those heels. They're at least 4 inches tall!!

Alma is not practicing her main social skill: gossip

Avon becomes literally a henhouse, when all hell breaks loose and everybody starts speculating about Alma and what's going on around her. It actually looks like the Tower of Babel , when all women speak at the same time, and nobody understands or pays attention to what the rest are saying. They haven't been so excited since the last required hospital visit, a field trip they all love!

The gears of the gossip machine work nonstop with every little detail that comes through. Avon has never been so busy, not because everybody is working, but because they are all running their lips. That PEAM water will become very handy for dry throats.

Alma is not able to help Ricardo

Ricardo has lost everything he had. Easy come, easy go, or like we say in México, lo del agua al agua. Now the only thing he can do (because he doesn't remember how he was able to survive more than 30 years without two pennies to rub together, before becoming a ''new rich'') is commit suicide. AGAIN??? Is everybody in this TN attempting to commit suicide at the slightest of problems? I don't know where Ricardo lives, but to kill himself he chose the bridge across the street from the purple towers, where Avon is. Inside, Marisela and Virgin-not are joining efforts to save the man. I wonder if they will be able to see him through the window and still get there in time to save him? Too bad Jesús is not around, with his super speed, he could have been able to run from the roof to the bridge without messing up his hair and/or sweating!! Suicide is a mistake, fortunately it only happens once, if you really want to succeed, not just cry for attention like a baby! Buaah! I can't deal with my own stupidity! I better kill myself jumping from the bridge with no traffic. I wanna die, but I also want somebody to see me in time and stop me! Note to Ricardo: There's more effective ways to kill oneself than jumping from a bridge. Jumping could leave you paraplegic and worse than you are now. If you feel bad now, imagine having to spend the rest of your life on a wheelchair!! Even to kill yourself you have to be smart!

Alma is innocent

Jesús goes to see Astudillo (the only multipurpose lawyer in town) to fight for Alma, who he is sure is innocent and luckily doesn't have a gastric ulcer. He goes to jail and demands to see her. After responding to some questioning he gets to talk to her, but after that he is not so sure it was a good idea. Fernando and Patricia are there and then Don Sebastián arrives. Everybody should be here, but half of the Avon staff really love Hospitals and gossip, not jail!! Sorry Alma! 

When Jesús finally sees her and their eyes meet, we get to hear yet another part of the same song, but now talking about issues that deal with love when it has conquered fate. Oh, and that with another flashback including all the kisses, the proposal, and other miscellaneous... BTW, The little elephant baby is now Luisa, not Luisita. See the pattern here? the baby is not Luisita anymore but Luisa, a secas, like her ''adopted grandmother''. I smell something fishy...

When Jesús leaves Alma he finds he has 24 lost calls from OC Chatita, who not happy with leaving one or two and then wait for a response, called 22 more times!!!

Alma is wrongfully jailed

Since Alma doesn't remember what happened during those 2 hours in her life, she doubts she is that innocent. She needed some crazy glue and Marta used it all up in her shoelace on her forehead, the rest is history. Jesús goes to see Delia and accidentally reveals that he has been doing some investigation on his own. Delia doesn't know who to believe, but Marta Ferrer Benítez is cold and she didn't kill herself, c'mon, she was not THAT CRAZY!

Alma is framed

While we find out they're pears or they're apples (it makes more sense in spanish), Xóxhitl is the only one working and doing everything with the sole help of Julio. Everybody else is out there standing, talking and talking about the same thing: What prompted beautiful and proper Alma to commit that hideous crime? All Marcia was doing was saving Rhinos and Platypusses from extinction and not damaging the ozone layer using crazy glue in spray or Aquanet, is that sooo bad? Now who will take care of the sea turtles and the muskrats?? Please tells us? Why Marcia, why her and not me, oh God? Even Patricia seems to be not working. Fortunately Ivonne double breast, I mean, she can double as cook and receptionist, right?

Alma is gorgeous

Even when they take those mugshots in the dark, isn't she? Her plate's numbers are FAC/AO-4T1/147/13-01 R1 and she is 1.90 Mts tall, but anyway.

She also looks good on the wall where Verónica has the pictures of all the people she wants to send 6 feet under with no return ticket. And speaking of gorgeous, where in the world did Verónica get all those glamour shots from the people she wants to kill? Chatita, who looks unusually beautiful without Pedrito Fernández haircut in a black and gold suit, Patricia, Rogelio, Jesús showing muscle, Alma and the family portrait? Did she printed all from PEAM's Facebook page? Since the line between reality and fiction here is blurred, maybe she visited Unimás' website...

Tomorrow: ALMA will die and go to heaven to watch Jesús start a new life with Marcia, who looooves children so much!