Caray, Caray!

De que falso matrimonio, de que el matrimonio no va a suceder

Mushroom Man (MM or Paul) wears an outfit that rivals his hair, its horrendous, and makes arrangements for Brat to get his name.  He tells her how he plans to make El look bad.

Mr. and Mrs. T move into his new place.  The little home wrecking wannabe (HWW = little Al) is there along with Diego as well.

Brat resigns and gets Rod upset when she accuses him of being a murderer.

Diego and Nat act like infants and if they continue to act foolish, I’m using Sara’s recappers privilege card (RPC).

The fryer at the fonda is broken so Carmen leaves to get a new one.

Hilda completely spills the beans on why she and Mr. T. have moved out when Nat demands to know what’s up.  Diego tells her about Rod’s latest murder attempts and Nat says Rod must pay for his evil.  She almost lets him kiss her again when he finds out she is concerned for him because of his demon sibling.

MM goes to the fonda and meets Luz and she spills the beans about Brat’s pregnancy.  Oh well to bad she’s quitting her job.  Brat wants severance pay but the HR guy reminds her that her pay as an intern does not have severance.  She believes she’ll be able to leech off her dad but....he’s falling apart about Brat’s pregnancy.  He feels he has been deceived and leaves the fonda.

Carmen returns to the fonda and asks Toni if was MM there.  He tells her how Paul and Luz were chatting and she confesses her mistake.  Of course Carmen thinks it means nothing.

Rosa with Grumps listening tells Rod she must return and help Grumps.  He relents and permits her to work for his abuelo

Tad and Irene look like they are looking at a new place.  He says he will put his last (ohhhhh) painting here.  Irene thinks she’s correcting him by saying his latest but the look on his face lets us know the writers should be fired.

MM is back at his hotel throwing a fit because Brat didn’t tell him about the pregnancy.  He won’t accept a single mother and neither will his mother.

Morales sees Rod is transferring large amounts of money.

Diego thinks about Nat while at the office with Simona.  Nat is wasting time thinking about Diego as well.  Irene calls and invites her to dinner.  Poor Andres gets invited to dinner.

Morales learns Rod has been transferring money to fake doctor but he doesn’t know why.

Demon Rod comes home and demands serve him dinner.  Lala has to tell him they left.  I’m still mad the supposed good guys left Lala alone with that psycho.  He threatens her and I want her to leave as well.

Morales goes to Rosa to try to find out who the fake doc is.  But I’m again concerned that the good guys think two older people can fend off a madman.  For heavens sakes, our Lupita would know better maneuvers than these dolts.

HWW (this would Al) goes to El to complain about Irene.  Pulling the RPC now as no amount of  whining and crying can justify his kissing Irene. 

The Demon (named Rod) retires to his room and believes that Mr. and Mrs. T. have left leaving him free and clear.  Lala calls Diego on the house phone possibly allowing the Demon to overhear the call and harm her.

Andres tells Tad he and Nat brought a painting.  He wants to fill his house with paintings but Irene, who is so skating on thin ice with me currently, has other ideas.  Tad invites them to come to Paris and poor Nat has both Irene and Andres staring at her.

Brat tells Carmen MM will give her is name.  Carmen isn’t happy but she should relax because based on that tantrum MM had a few scenes back Brat won’t be getting that name.  Carmen is upset, Brat says Garcia is a common last name and if she has to choose between the two she’s taking mushroom every time.  It’s so fun watching her dig her own deep pit over this.  Carmen leaves in a huff with Brat smirking.

Nat says they should go although Irene tries to stop her.  For some reason Diego arrives (as if it was planned).  He leaves upon hearing about Nat’s marriage.  Irene gives death glares that she will regret to Tad.

Carmen rants to Luz about Brat.  They move from talking about MM to El’s erratic behavior.  More indiscriminate use of bipolar happens. 

Diego laments losing Nat. An elated Andres tells Carmen he and Nat have set a wedding date.  He’s ecstatic while Nat is numb.  Poor Andres, run man run.  Lupita, Paolo, and Brat join in celebrating the wedding date.  Of course Brat takes the opportunity to make this about her and announces her new name.  When Paolo mocks it, she says she doesn’t care what her family thinks.  Laying nice ground work for Anon207 prediction that Brat will be alone.  At least she didn’t push Lupita.  The rest of the kids (minus honeymooning Abdul) discuss how they would never change their names to their dad’s name.  But correct me if I’m wrong, isn’t the protocol in most Spanish speaking countries is that the child has both maternal and paternal last names?

Diego stops by Simona’s for a booty call.  Ok it might not be for sex but he’s broken up about Nat, crying in his car, and now shows up at Simona’s....you make the call.  He wants to “talk” and offers to take her to dinner.  She’s in her pj’s and suggests they get some leftovers in her frig.

Nat and Brat have a conversation we could all write at the point.  Brat asks why would Nat marry the fisherman in spite of his money.  She doesn’t understand why Nat doesn’t marry into Diego’s family which is jaw dropping considering how badly Rod treats Brat.  Nat asks Brat why she is breaking their mother’s heart with the name change.  We better get the Brat gets nada (no name, no money) pay off soon. 

Brat continues with her obnoxiousness and calls Nat trash Carmen picked up.  Nat slaps her hard and Brat tries to come back with you better back that up.  Nat gets in her face and Brat has to say she won’t lower herself to fight.  What a joke!

Grumps returns to the home where he might die and Rod pretends to be nice.  Rod tampers with Grumps meds.  Really, his finger prints are all over the bottle.

Brat leaves to meet MM.  Carmen gets upset after she leaves and Nat tries to cheer her up.

Morales finds the fake doc and is following him.

Grumps thinks to himself about how Rod deceived him.  Lala brings him the meds that will kill him if he takes them and tells him about Mr. and Mrs. T leaving.  Grumps is upset they didn’t say a word or leave a note.  Here’s one for you viejo, Hey Grumps, your psychotic nieto tried to kill us so we decided to go.  Hope you survive his care as he killed his good friend.  Best wishes and hope you keep breathing.  Mr. and Mrs. T.

Rod demands that Rosa not allow Grumps to work.

Brat is still waiting for her Dad.  She tries to call him but gets his voice mail.  She finally gets him and he tells he’s not coming because she’s pregnant.  Carmen and Nat hugs and console her.

Previews – Rod continues his plans to kill Grumps and Nat freaks out when she sees Diego going into a hotel with Simona.

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