Caray, Caray!

• The entire neighborhood watches the big race on a tiny television in Chava's gargantuan living room!  If they can fit them all in there, why in the heck do that have to meet at Cuco's or Ripolls for the big Town Hall meetings. 

A small gathering in a "poor man's" house.

• Everyone watches as Chava is interviewed on national T.V.  He gives a shout out to everyone!  His mom, his sister, his best friend Armando, Nandito, Matias, "Sophia" (the girl that he loves). the priest, the garbage man, the cable man, the mail man, the tom cat who roams the neighborhood and eats the mice, the mangy hound dog, the bum lying in the gutter, the drug dealers and the hookers on the stroll....but there was nothing for Araceli!  Hmmmmmm  Perhaps now she will take the hint. 

In a house this size, you would think that they could afford a bigger T.V.

• Alexa calls Armando to check up on Irma and find out when they can resume their adulterous affair.  He tells her that nothing has changed.  Irma is still a vegetable.  Later that night, Horny Homewreckin' Alexa inappropriately shows up at the home that Armando shares with his Irma and makes out with Armando in foyer.  At least wait until the body is cold.  Geez!

Proud of this fashion choice and had to tell someone about it!

• After the party, Lupe pulls Araceli aside and advises her to forgive her father.  Yeah, your mom was always be second best in his heart, but he adores you!  She should find comfort in knowing that she is not his second best daughter (well at least until he find out about Sophia...we were all thinking it)!  Anyways, Araceli and Paco hug it out and make up. 

• After driving in the qualifying round, Chava spots Sophia and Patrick walking through the crowd. 
• Later at the hotel, Chava crouches sits near the elevators stalking waiting for  Sophia.  Sophia says their romantic relationship is over, but Chava hears move in for a smoochie poo!  Unfortunately, Patrick shows up and c-blocks the near kiss!  After Sophia leaves, Chava threatens Patrick.  He'd better confess that he's cheating so that Chava can have Sophia all to himself or else Chava will tell!  Yeah, that will happen, idiot!
• Anyways, Patrick takes Sophia out for an evening of romance.  Sophia's excuses herself, she's tired!   She's not fooling anyone, that girl code for she wants to be asleep in bed so that she doesn't have to have sex with Patrick tonight.  On the way back to the hotel room, Chava is still waiting by the elevators.  He tells Sophia that he's come to steal her. 
• Meanwhile, back in the restaurant, Patrick has contacted Renzi.  He wants Chava dead yesterday.  How's the progress?  Renzi tells him to be patient.  Chava will be dead soon.  He and Manjarrez have located the car.  There's only one camera and no security.  Patrick hangs up and asks the waiter for a glass of his best wine.  He wants to celebrate.   Renzi and Manjarrez plant a time bomb and loosen up a few wires. 

Nothing to see here folks, just two unauthorized guys just sitting on an expensive race car and talking on the phone about murdering the race car driver.  You see this every day!

Keep it moving folks!  Just two unauthorized guys opening up the hood of an expensive race car and planting a bomb in a well lit garage.  Who in their right mind would find this suspicious?

• Anyways, Chava and Sophia are strolling in the midnight.  He wants her to run away with him and assures her that she is the only woman that he stalks loves. 

Oh no!  He's using the puppy dog eyes!  Don't look directly at him, Sophia!  Resist!

• This time Chava gets his kiss.  Well, actually she mauls him.  She grabs his head and tries to suck his lips off.  His lips do look delicious...yum!  Ahem. 

I'm serious this time!  I said NO, Salvador!

OK, a few more kisses, I mean seconds and I will really be serious this time!

• She comes to her senses, breaks the kiss and tells him that she is still marrying Patrick.  She believes all of the the lies.  This makes Chava sad.  She walks off.  Later, Chava prays to God for his mother and Sophia.
• Patrick returns to the hotel room and discovers that Sophia is missing.  He finds her returning to the elevator and demands to know where she was.  He yelled at her.  She tells him that she wanted to go for a walk.  He agrees with her that the night is beautiful and takes her for a romantic walk.  She will look like one big skank to anyone who saw her with Chava and now she's out there with Patrick.  When they get back into the room, Patrick wants to give her a night she won't forget, but she suddenly has a headache...again...girl code for "yuck!  I totally don't wanna have sex with you!" 

It isn't this hard with Silvana!

• The next morning, on his way to the race, Chava sees Patrick and Sophia.  Patrick wishes him luck, Chava says that he's going to win! 
• Anyway, during the race, Chava is in a dead heat, but his competition spins out and the car begins to smoke.  Chava sees it in his rearview mirror and decides to returns for them.  He pulls off the road and while he and his co-pilot are busy being hero's, Chava's car blows up. 

• Javier stops by and pays Marisol and Lupe back with the money he pilfered from Isadora the Lush.  Lupe looks suspicious.  Marisol tells Javier that Chava is driving today! 

FYI, I will be stealing this back shortly.

• Dulliver and Daniela train for a marathon (I think!), afterwards, he takes her home and introduces her to Isadora and her companion. 
• Alexa tells Greta that Irma jump off of a roof and is in a coma.  Greta mentions that this has happened again or something like that. 
• Fausto brings Greta some tea, but she doesn't like it.  She prefers Igor's (Iker's) tea recipe...the one with the narcotics.  She tells him that their relationship will never be the same.  She can't forgive him for his betrayal. 
• Paco tells Lupe that he and Araceli hugged it out! 

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