Saturday, January 10, 2015
La Gata #93 Friday 1/9/15 La... Oh who am I kidding? There are just no words.
Virginia and Esme gush over the wedding dress. Virginia just wants a family. A united family.No anvil sounds. Almost a disappointment until I realize they really only use the anvil sound for totally stupid stuff.
The back of Juan Garza's head tells Garabato that he parents did not abandon him. Juan Garza and Garabato have suffered and the people who are responsible need to pay. No, we don't know who is behind all this. Ms. Latoodle-oo goes out of her way to make it seem unpredictable, but it always turns out to be something ho-hum. Therefore, my guess is this is somehow Gi or Lo.
Garabato has a conversation with Carrlos. Carrlos doesn't know if Garabato should believe this Juan Garza guy. Then they talk about their lady loves. Garabato finds it ironic that Carrlos and Virginia want kids, but can't have them and Ines and Garabato have a kid (on the way) and Ines doesn't want it. Garabato luurves Ines. He wants to marry her as soon as she's out. Carrlos wonders why they don't just marry in the reclu.
Garabato does actually take a rose and a STOLEN ring to the prison to propose. Ines turns him down.
Lo is still playing the dutiful, but overworked wife. Esme brings Dr. Javier to examine Lo. Lo says rude things about being a blind doctor. I think I recall Esme agreeing to take care of Augie.
Oh, we got a trifecta of "maldita gatas" from Lo, Augie and Gi. Gi's lines smacked of "I"m not behind the Garza scheme." So it's probably Gi.
Dr. Javier finds it ironic that no one can see Esme's inner strength, but he can.
No one is telling Esme anything, even though she knows damn well something is up. Even Blanca is keeping her mouth shut. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
The back of Juan Garza's head talked to someone on the phone. I thought it was important but it was nothing. All we know is he tells someone not to worry, the damn Gata will pay. This all child's play. With any luck Gata will kill herself and take care of everything for them.
Pablo, Mariano and Damian all meet in the lawyer's office. Juan Garza turns out to be Rita's son/Ines's dad. Pablo punches JG. Very smart, dude.
Meh. I'll watch some more later. Usually I can watch a show and remember the main points of action. Not so with La Gata.
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Yet, Uni Looney is over there chopping up "La Malquerida" to shreds (an excellent TN, by the way with GOOD acting)while this "story" continues its downward spiral. What utter...nonsense.
Fatima
I was already tired of people keeping the situation away from Esme, but then Blanca got in on it as well. Finally recognized as Esme's mother and she STILL doesn't get to go all mama bear! DNA tests, people.
I thought the point of Damian being at the meeting is that he was around Gata all that time that Pablo and Mariano weren't. I kept waiting for him to speak up and say "Excuse me, but I've known Esme since we were kids and not only did she never mention you, but I know for a fact that she was way too busy working to have had a dalliance with you."
Apparently the on-screen babies have had their development stunted by always being held or being in their carriers.
I think the "How could you forget our Very Important Meeting tomorrow?" thing was a lie. I don't think she ever told him they had something to do. And that's odd, because normally, I would jump all over Pablo for being irresponsible, but I did not get that impression.
As for Juan. It's just such an incredibly weak ploy, no matter who is behind it (and now I wonder if it IS Gisela or if maybe Lorenza set this one up) that the only thing that could possibly happen is that Pablo offs the guy. He's never going to be able to prove he fathered those kids. Dumbass was in jail! Pablo's the one who should be suing for paternity. But that would be the intelligent thing to do. That he should have done already.
I noticed that when Virginia was talking about how she's so in love with Carlos that Esme never said "Yeah, I feel like that about Pablo." Is it too much to hope that they're telegraphing Esme and Pablo NOT being together at the end?
Why was lawyer Gutierrez (and I finally noticed the weird foot art...which is indeed weird, and now distracting) so shocked that Damian was there representing Esme because "She hasn't been called yet!" She's the babies' one and only legal parent. There should be NO WAY that this is being kept from her. If anything, Juan should be suing HER for paternity rights. Pablo, now that we've officially heard is NOT their legal father, has nothing to do with any of this. I guess I wasn't supposed to notice that. They're acting like Juan wants Pablo to kindly step aside as father so they don't have to drag Esme into this. That makes no sense! There's nothing for Pablo to step aside FROM. It's not like he has a Dad Card he can hand over without Esme ever knowing about it!
Sara, If I were you I wouldn't even try recapping or bulleting this mess. Instead just enjoy a "Gata" free weekend and we'll keep the snarky comments going.
"I miss Principio"
Kat, I noticed the shine has been rubbed off the Pablo coin but unfortunately think too many teens and tweens want more sloppy kisses laid on Maite from big headed Danny.
I can't even care about this any more. And it really pisses me off.
Whatever.
His hair reminds me of Pancho Lopez.
"The back of Juan Garza's head" made a much better character than the actual Juan Garza with his smarmy face.
"Garabato finds it ironic that Carrlos and Virginia want kids, but can't have them and Ines and Garabato have a kid (on the way) and Ines doesn't want it." Hm, I wonder if Carlos and Virginia are going to end up raising Garabato and Ines' baby. They don't tend to point out the irony of things unless those things are going to come back to bite someone in the ass later.
"Garabato does actually take a rose and a STOLEN ring to the prison to propose." How could I forget this?! It did crack me up at the time. Gee, how romantic "I saved a ring from that robbery because I knew I wanted to use it to propose to you later!" I also laughed at her keeping the ring, which she's within her rights to do, as it was a gift...but it seems like someone would notice her trying to trade that rock for blankets and a better bed. I'm annoyed that she still hasn't had a trial, as far as we've heard.
"Usually I can watch a show and remember the main points of action. Not so with La Gata." Because there are no main points of action.
That damn will! They never thought about how they were going to have him say "Sorry, guys, I totally stole your inheritance...forgive me?" and get away with it.
LaToodleDoodle Criteria Check
LaToodleDoodle standard "sexy" but lame galan; played by Valentino Lanus (with the exception of Mario Cimarro and William Levy, this is omnipresent.)
Villana that becomes only reason to watch the damn abomination; played by Helena Rojo (she played good/bad twinsies. I liked her more in CCEA and PESE.)
From Rags to Riches and Feisty to Dumb Protagonica; played by Camila Sodi (don't quit your day job sistah.)
Character LEAGUES more interesting than the Mary-Sue protagonica- played by Altair Jarabo (she's great.)
It's sad that that since this is older it's one of her better shows.
I wonder what her next burnt in refrito process show will be.
Definitely Pablo is our non-galan, Esme our protagonista.
I'd say Lo is the love-to-watch villana, but even she's losing me.
For "more interesting than the protagonista" I'd go with Virginia, Ines, Blanca, Jarocha.
Like you said: stupid. stupid. stupid. The reasons all these people hate Esme are just stupid. stupid. stupid. All Augie could come up with is that he hates her for coming out of Blanca's womb. Where else could she come out ass opening, through her nose? Blanca never gave him the time of day, how the hell could he think he should have planted the fruit of her womb.
Oh. You know what? It's the trifecta of **ckery (thanks Eli): G, Augie and Lo working together and they've employed Garza!
Second theory (maybe someone already said this) is that meatball is behind this venganza: claiming paternity of the babies remix!
And yes, refusing to tell Esme is stupid, too. This will probably all end when Esme sees him and says: I never saw this guy in my life, thus another anticlimactic end to an "exciting" story line.
You see that toothy snarl Juan Garza got.
So, let me stir the pot. I guess he figures he does have a dog in this fight since Augie blamed the death of Garabatos mom on him but why Esmeralda? Unless he has been chatting it up with Ines but Garabato was to take care of her, yet there was no mention of Gata when Ines turned down his proposal. I just wonder how Juan got out of the pen? Did Rita use any of her lottery money? Last it showed him, his petition for parole had been denied.
Is there any chance at all that Rita is financing this and what would her motivation be?
For all his Maldita-Gata-ing is he even trying to screw her over, or is he trying to mess with the Martinez Negrete family? Or have the writers not figured that out yet?
Does anyone have any idea why Ines' father hates Gata? What does he have against El Sil? Did something happen between them in prison?
I vaguely remember in the first episodes that Gata,in particular, was threatened when he broke out of jail. Maybe that was meaningless.
This is so disappointing, and it seems yo get worse each week. What a waste of Mariano and Damien. What with the anti-climactic reveals so far, I'm thinking even the anvils are not going to be great.
The problem is, we can't help trying to figure this out and it's senseless! Why should all these people hate a young woman who grew up as an orphan in a land fill abusively "raised" by a crazy old child trafficking hag? None of them need any money from her, they're all beyond comfortable. Isn't "Garza" supposed to have inherited a fortune. It's just frickin' stupid!
Pablo is not the baby daddy but that Juan Garza is!!! Both Lo and Gisela will chip in to destroy everyone and everything. My only hope is that a black hole will hit all the characters at the finale and the screen will go to black!
A long time ago when Fernando was in his vengeance mode. he told Esme that the Negrete mansion would one day be hers. Then sometime later Lowrenza and Augie
loose the house and everything in it. (Lo does seem to hold on to some of her jewelry) After that we see the keys being given to Blanca but she never moves in, no one moves in. Now, Lowrenza and Augie are back in the mansion with all of their furniture. Maybe it's new furniture but the mansion is fully furnished. What gives? I'm confused, did I fall asleep on this one. Help!
the gringo
AND......have we lost the Gringo??? I haven't seen on the patio for a while. Also David is missing, and where is Vivi in DC?
Esmeralda was thought bubbling she lived in that house as a baby.
I actually was hoping someone else was the babies daddy instead of Pablo and would have gone along with some mystery donor from the ravine I'd never seen or heard of before. I would forgive Esmeralda everything, hell, I'd give her a medal. Why couldn't Pablo been the one that had a condition that would have killed him if he got near a womb?
Gee, what a more exciting plot that would have been, if she'd realized he annulled the marriage, started dating some other guy who actually loved her unconditionally, and THEN he came back and they realized they'd been had. That's a conflict. Dippy Pablo being dippy, but she just can't let him go is...not.
Quiero Odiarte Pero Te Amo (Mejia's installation of La Mentira; there are so many things wrong with that sentence) just screams, shouts and cries CIRCAZO! We can give it a gander but I'm sure it wouldn't deserve to be recapped.
Add my voice to the chorus of confusion about the hatred toward La Gata. Folks either fall in love with her or hate the hell out of her. Either way: YAWN!!
I remember the comment about La Gata being in danger if Rita's son got out, and if this were anything but a Latoodle production I would think more of it. But I don't think she plans or thinks ahead, so I don't think there is any connection between that line and the current events.
I did enjoy the Esme "this should have been my house" thought bubble.
I know I will NEVER recap a Latoodle or Mejia production ever again. EVER.
I'm pretty cranky about Televisa productions in general now. Even Malquerida has gotten on my nerves...but not really the show I guess. It's just the whole Televisa trope: plastic boobs and butts, bad nose jobs, no one looks "real", dresses so short that the actresses can barely sit down without exposing everything, caricatures instead of characters.
I'm telling ya' I have to stop watching old Televisa and Chilean shows. Everything else pales in comparison.
Esmerz' had been put in so much danger that anytime I see someone everyone wants to kill in a novela, I ask, "Why does one everyone want to kill Esmeralda?"
My new definition to Esmeralda being: a Female that men and eomen equally lust and feel ardent passion at the crotch for or want to violent tear apart with their bare hands or with the help of rabid and feral dingoes.
Thank you for wading through this episode on our behalf and giving it a solid recap. I am just mystified why Pablo doesn't go get a DNA test right now!
Tofie (I think) says: 'Isn't "Garza" supposed to have inherited a fortune?'
Okay Garza, AKA Tilico, was wrongly imprisoned for killing (by escaleracide) the wife of the man that El Sil killed in self defense. (I believe Augie actually pushed her down the stairs; Tilico was just a witness). Before she died, her baby was born. That baby was Garabato. So Tiloco was telling someone that the baby Garabato was left with him (Tilico) in the dump while Tilico awaited trial. Tilico (AKA Garza)is the only one who knows Garabato is the heir to some kind of fortune. Didn't someone hint something of this to Garabato the other day?
Maybe those two are related and their last name is really "Garbanzo"?
J in Oregon
AMEN to that, Sara; AMEN to that!!
Fatima
Just a chance, mind you. A snowball's chance in hell, probably.
Mejias latest also includes Ana Brenda Contreras. She's pretty decent acting wise.
QBA also had Victor Noriega who has a bigger cup size than Julian Gil which again is saying a lot.
That was LaToodle-oo's husband?!
(Thank you folks, I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress!)
After watching Vicky cry all through TdA, I didn't think I could stand Corona. I mean, it was right there in the title "Warning! She's gonna cry! A lot!"
PabloBobo should have kept his cool and insisted on DNA testing. The test tube is mightier than the fist, if he could comprehend this.
It's a sick situation when I care more about Ines and Garabato's romance than Esme and Pablo.
I had heard that La Tempestad got butchered. Didn't they do some editing with QBA, too?
My biggest fear in recapping is two hour marathons and editing. Sometimes I can barely stand recapping an hour.
I'm also up for anything Roberto Gomez-Fernandez and Giselle Gonzalez.
:D
I can't believe this did better than Cachito de Cielo and PSMA.
It kind of makes me wonder: La Muchacha Italian Viene a Casarse is tanking. Does that mean that it's actually good? (I fear that's what's going to air after this.)
But nothing, not even Marcelo Cordoba, could draw me back into this tn. I learned my lesson with CI. I respect the dedication and fortitude of those of you who stuck it out. I will watch the final episode with you all to see the wedding dress. :)
An Officer Efficiency Report is a yearly evaluation of an officer by his/her superior, and can make or break a person's career. Some of these could be used to describe our TN:
1. This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.
2. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously there.
3. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
4. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
5. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
7. This officer is depriving some village of its idiot.
8. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
9. This officer has a full six-pack, but lacks the little plastic thingy to hold everything together.
David
I'm showing my students CCEA and one of them just said in reference to Maite "Girl, work them eyes!!"
Love it!
Cathyx, Vivi, you are wise :)
David, that was spot on!
Sara, that's hilarious!
The "Maldita Gata" trifecta was the highlight of the night for me. It was so silly.
Sara - Where are you at with CCEA? I loved CCEA. Maite and William made a cute couple.
"Girl, work them eyes!!"
Was it in reference to Marichuy's blindness?
The "Girl, work them eyes" comment came after one of Maite's trademark look down and then peek up through the eyelashes expressions.
David---I liked your list.
As some of you know, I stood up and defended Maricruz until the end. Even though she did a number of things that everything scratching and shaking their heads
Yes she was told that her friend from childhood was robbing, stealing from her. I let that slide because it is hard to believe that someone you grew up with would do that to you. She gave vast amounts of her fortune away. I let that pass because she
Maricruz had compassion for the poor. She lost her business because she didn't keep her eye on them. She trusted others to watch them. A mistake etc. But La Gata?
I have read all of the negative and angry comments and must say that I, like you, am about at the end of my rope too. I love Maite but PLEAZZZE! This one has gone from bad (a few mistakes) to worse
The craziness has gotten out of control. I like seeing Maite every night but couldn't they have given her a decent story to work with? Well I hanging in there but not with a lot of joy and happiness.
Even though this has turned into a train wreck, I would like to say thank you again to the recappers for sticking it out.
the gringo
They didn't make it clear on the DVD, but the party is to present Estefania into society.
Estefy and Tia Isabella are despicable, aren't they? Watch for Estefania's barrettes.
Over on Telenovela-World we nicknamed Amador "Hamador" and called him Hammy. LOL
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