Saturday, February 28, 2015
Hasta el Fin del Mundo #134/135 from Wednesday and Thursday: Hit It With Your Best Shot!
On with the show!
Alexa and Paolo try too hard to parodize Gone with the Wind. Paolo then invites Alexa to dinner which she graciously declines in favor of checking in with Dani about the factory and opening dem legz for ArmieDILF.
Speaking of the DILF, he is bitching justifiably to Chava about getting custody of Nandito because Irma is unfit to take care of the kid. DILF is going to bust his ass off to protect Nandito but Chava stops him; he has a support system so he is NEVER alone in this. They bro-thank.
Marisol is making a cara de caca at Lupe for moving on to Paco and Nandito is ecstatic at the news. Lucas tells Marisol to chill her damn tits and be happy for her mom chingada.
Lupe is done crying and Paco supports her in supporting her husband and kids, especially Marisol.
Dani says that Oliver is a brain from another planet which is a good thing and they talk about Peralta.
Olly and Peralta talk about Sofia; bottomline, Peralta has heat in his trousers for Sofia. Olly mentions Chava and Sofia's relationship which kills Peralta's boner.
Dani and Sofia talk about Chava's dad and Greta's bitchery when Alexa comes in. Alexa is caught up to speed and doesn't believe it. Fausto comes in because Alexa has a call from Duarte which is pretty much telling Dani and Sofia something is up.
-Chava is officially helping Nandito now the next day and Lucas kisses up to Lupe's cooking (enjoy it while you're still with Marisol you too-sexy-for-words-manwhore.)
Alexa will see Licensiado Duarte the next day, vale?
Armie promises that he will make BenitoPiggie a wooden bed and that Nandito will get to decorate something. Ok, my mom says that Nandito is spoiled and I don't blame her. Irma talks with Nandito over the phone and she has a Cthulu moment when she says that Nandito's only home is Armando's dead parent's house.
Araceli asks about Lupe and Paco says she is having too many sads over Javier's thot-ass.
Silvie and Patricio are fucking and Mauro calls calling him Primazo del Primor y Pasion (something tells me Mauro catches PatPrick off-screen. They have something male-equivalent of sapphic and nasty.) Pato wants him to hurry it up damnit and IDC about this, there is NOTHING sexy about Silvie and Pato's scenes. I find Malillany and Victor Noriega more sexually appealing.
Matias is with Yovet and Irais doing IDFK. (Oh and if I hate anything more than this show, it has to be Yovet. I want her murdered by an alpaca, a capybara, a dinosaur, something! Also, I want Matias in a Fred Flintstone loincloth for the rest of this unbearable Full House wannabe.)
Sofia is putting the 5-piece puzzle for kids 3 & /\ when Alexa confesses to having gone to see Irma and being accused of beating her. Sofia wants to know what she went to see Irma about and the puzzle is put together; Alexa never broke up with him and Irma is a bitch scorned.
Irais' not-so-hardly earned money has been wasted on restaurant food by Yovet and it looks like the way Irais is getting into's Mati's heart is through his esophagus and stomach.
Sofia says that she told Alexa to stay away from ArmieDILF until he had his shit together but Alexa can't and couldn't because welp (sappy-lovey-crying-voice) she is in love with him! Sofia plays the, "I TOLD YOU SO" card a little too well. (You know, because she starts crying and the way she says it makes it sound like a bad thing. I don't blame her for wanting to have a sex-day from sunrise to sunrise with Armando.)
(here's where what I mentioned earlier comes in. THE EASIEST STORYLINE OF THE NOVELA IS MADE TO LOOK LIKE ROCKET SCIENCE!
You tell the god-damn child you are not his biological father which you're just finding out as well, it's his mother's fault and that you will stick by him regardless because you love him. But of course, most of these pea-brain novela writers think 200+ capitulo novelas are the cure to cancer. And a bonus; if Armie and Alexa want to have sex for a whole day so badly, have Nandito's biological paternal aunt come take him for a while. Holy Trinity! )
(This vignette is not a part of this show but I have to take an LMAO because Miguelina's actress was in Las Vias del Amor where all the women were raped but her. Also because of her whack-ass weave there.)
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I'd actually quote that Peralta is a castration (I forgot who it was but someone said he would cut off a body part that usually keeps Silvie at bay) from a guillotine (which is an embellishment to that quote.)
Yep, there are plenty of annoying catch phrases in this one.
Jarifa
Next ..stoopy loopy. Holy Guacamole lady after all this fart smeller did to you and the kids you are at the bedside crying crocodile tears? Get a bottle of 151 rum and smuggle it in to him. Tell him (as lies about parentage are a TN staple) that neither Marisol nor Chava are actually his and ask whether he prefers cremation or burial and FORKIN leave. DONE. Fin. I hate that sniveling insect.
Jarifa
So Alexa is hopelessly in love with Armie, right? Then how many episodes is it going to take for her co-star the furbie to (Paolo or something) break through that and on to her panties? Curious minds want to know...
According to a blog, FurbiePaolo won't be the only one trying to breaking through Alexa's panties.
I did enjoy an anguished Paco telling a skeptical then incredulous Sofia that he is her real Dad. Long lost parents are always good in a Spanish TN. I'd say pretty much a requirement, and Paco and Sofa got some mileage out of it.
The only other characters I can imagine have real cajones are Morgana and Peralta.
I like Fausto and I like Irma, not crazy Irma, but the thinking man Irma. Occasionally, when Sofia is being ballzy (without Chava around).
Please, hook Sofia and Peralta up, please. I want to see them post coitus and Salvador banging on the door and both suppress giggles.
Alexa is the sorriest excuse of a twit in a short skirt, and that last hair do and style, she looks like a man, and not a pretty one at that.
I leave the room when David is on screen.
I thank you all for the love and apprecation. I'll be back in a bit.
I want Marjorie to play a good girl but one who kicks ass more often.
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