Caray, Caray!

• Everyone who is anybody and nobody arrives at El Lugar de Cuco!  Rosa's marketing efforts have paid off and the line is wrapped around the corner.
• As the band sets up, we learn that Peralta paid for the set and the lighting.  The cute drummer has a name and it is Juancho. 
• After Dulliver tells Lucas that her invited Peralta (his father), Lucas asks if Dulliver told Peralta that Lucas is in the band.  Dulliver assures Lucas that Peralta doesn't remember him.  Dulliver is incorrect.  Peralta does remember Lucas...well!  Peralta reminds Dulliver that he fired Miggie because Lucas stole his watch!  Dulliver defies his father!  He believes Lucas when Lucas says that he didn't steal from Perala.  Peralta only accused Lucas of larceny because he wanted to break up the boys' friendship.  Peralta insists that Lucas is a criminal.  Rosa overhears the exchange and tries to jump in between the men, Cuco pulls her back before she can say anything.  Peralta denies that he set Lucas up and tells Dulliver that he would have never come to the show had he known that Lucas was in the band.  Dulliver tells Peralta to hit the bricks, he doesn't care.  Lucas gently reminds Dulliver that his father could disinherit him.  Dulliver will no longer be a trust fund baby.  He will be...poor!  Dulliver suddenly has a change of heart and comes to his senses!  He chases after his benefactor, stops him on the street and demands that he return immediately.  Leaving will only confirm for him that Peralta is a big, mean, doody head!  Peralta begins to argue back, but changes his mind when he notices the arrival of Sophia and Ripoll clan!
• Rosa tries to talk to Lucas about Peralta but he tells her to mind her own business.  He doesn't want her, he's got a woman.
• Greta has the nerve to sport a dress made with a floral picnic table cloth pattern with Edward Cullen of Twilight hair!
• Peralta and Greta enter arm and arm and Peralta takes a seat at the Ripoll table.  The snob and judgmental end.  From the time Peralta has entered, he expression says that he smells a foul odor in the room.
• Marisol looks like a Rock Star, per Lucas.  For once he looks at her like he is attracted to her.  Dani looks like she bought a prom dress from the Sears clearance rack.  That dress was dreadful.  It had a big puffy flower on the shoulder.  Clearly it's wrong for the occasion.
• Greta asks Peralta what he meant when he said that Lucas should be in prison.  Peralta says that Lucas stole something from him.  He didn't file charges because Isadora the Lush adored Miggie and didn't want to hurt her.  Miggie never knew about the watch.  Speaking of Miggie, she walks up when she recognizes Peralta.  She asks him if he remembers that she worked for him.  After leaving the table, Miggie bumps into Rosa.  Big stare down. 
• Greta tells Peralta that the band is a big ol' sick swinger party!  Peralta is surprised to learn that first Lucas dated Dani and now Dulliver dates her.  Yeah, the boys will one day swap wives.  It's what the young people are doing now.   
• Irma thinks that Armando wants to sell the house to Renzi so that she won't have a place to stay with Nandito.  Araceli assures her that is not the case.  Armando would never allow Nandito to be homeless.  Irma convinces Aracelli to change out of her Donna Reed clothing and go to the big concert with her.  Irma hopes that Armando will show up with Nandito.  She wants to convince her son to come home with her. 
• When Chava arrives, Sophia immediately runs into his arms as if they hadn't just seen each other, an hour ago, at Javier's bedside.  The two sit at the head of the table and grope each other in front of everyone. 
• When Paco arrives with Lupe, Sophia proudly introduces him to all as her father.  She invites him to sit down, but he wants to sit away from the stares of the hypocritical snobs.  Paco tells Greta that she looks very pretty.  Paco is blind.  She looks like a aged Twilight vampire with that new hair doo.  Sparkle! Sparkle!
• Peralta and Greta are disturbed by the amount of slurping going on at Sophia and Chava's end of the table.  Sophia hears the complaints and asks what's wrong with groping your hot Mimbo in front of your mother, father, siblings, employees and children in a public place?  Greta says that there is a time and place for everything.  Sophia wants to know Peralta's opinion.  Peralta too is thoroughly disgusted by the very public affection because it is not him at the positive end of Sophia's luscious lips.  Chava becomes annoyed because his smoochin' time has been interrupted by the PDA debate for much too long.  He tells Greta that she wants Sophia to break up with him, but he wants Sophia to be happy.   
• Anyways, I don't care, but someone might...Matias arrives to pick up Yovet and Irais.  The girls meet him at the door.  Matias begins to apologize, but Irais wishes them well.  She taking a cab to the concert.  Yovet tells Matias that she is high-maintenance.  She doesn't like cabs.  If he's gonna date her, he's going to have to get a nice car. 
• Up on stage, still no music, but lots of talking.  Lucas thanks Dulliver for defending him. 
• Fausto gives Igor the sorta kinda inside scoop on everyone. 
• Irma and Aracelli finally arrive.  Araceli has indeed changed out of Donna Reed look, only to changed into a Juneish Cleaver dress.  Sophia tears herself away from Chava kisses and runs to greet Aracelli.  She invites Aracelli over to her table to watch her stroke Chava's biceps, but Araceli declines.  Irma asks Sophia how they are related to each other.  Once Irma begins to speak, Chava and Alexa run over to support Sophia and to keep Irma from kicking her blonde a$$.  Sophia tells Araceli that it's not fair what she's doing to "dad".  The use of the word "dad" pisses Araceli off. 
• Chava asks Peralta what business he's in.  Peralta says that he owns an evil import/export company with terror cells, I mean locations all over the world.  Peralta will help Sophia consolidate something. 
• Paco approaches Araceli and tells her that he misses her.  He saw how she rejected Sophia's offer to allow Araceli to watch her caress Chava's muscular chest and make goo goo eyes at him.  Paco is disappointed that Araceli said, no.  Araceli tells him to stop begging her to come home.  Pay attention to his perfect daughter.  Paco says fine, but the door is always open for her. 
• Lupe asks Paco if he still cares about Greta?  Did he not want to sit with her because he hates her Twilight hair?  Paco says that he's embarrassed because everyone now knows what happened between them. 
• Igor is getting antsy.  It's taking to long for the show to start.  He's ready to hear Dani sing.   Alexa perceives that Igor likes Dani.  Igor says no.  He just wants to clap for her and to smell her underwear. 
• Sophia and Chava grow weary of the people at the table who do not appreciate a good session of PDA.  They decide to take the show on the road and go to the bar because there are not enough people at the table to watch these horny exhibitionist sickos in action.  Greta tells Peralta that she doesn't like Salvador because he is ambitious.  He's only using Sophia for her lack of money and almost bankrupted company.  Peralta agrees that Salvador has much greed behind that PDA. 
• Araceli and Irma are mean muggin' Alexa when Armando walks in with Nandito. 
• Armando sits at a separate table.  Irais will help Alexa get Armando alone.
• Patricio and Silvana are lovesick for one another.  Renzi calls Patricio and asks him to go tomcattin' around.  Patricio doesn't feel like it.  There's only one kitty that he wants to be with. 
• Isadora arrives with Morgana.  Isadora doesn't want to sit next to Peralta and Greta. 
• At the bar, Salvador tells Sophia that he feels a little jealous of Peralta.  Sophia assures Chava that he only is the object of her affection by shoving her tongue down his throat.  Peralta, Greta and Araceli watch in horror!
• Con permisso!

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