Caray, Caray!

Previously (Merged scenes) 

Diana is reminscing on her talk with Fausto who told her that he could possibly not betray Door-Mat who is loves almost almost almost as a spawn. Diana wonders what he means and Fausto breaks it down for her: He still admires her beauty but as a woman you now not count for me anymore. Diana now in the present speaks to herself " Are you sure i am not of your interest anymore,  Diablo? We"ll see! " 

Despicable Fausto aka Diablo is still begging Abi to forgive him cause he wants to change so bad but for that he needs to start anew. Could you possibly forgive me? (No Abi dont dare it says the screaming Patio from the shadows!)  Abi replies that she has nothing to forgive and will accept his good intentions until he doesnt hurt poor Ren once more .  Diablo agrees ,may not the words but actions guide her to make her choice,you shall surely not repent! 

King Julian is asking the Sugar Sisters who was that guy who attacked him,is he related to any of you?  

Efi replies that he"s like air and no one would give attention to this sod anyway but Edi tries to say otherwise cause he"s still a mechanic and all but Efi doesnt like a bit.  Julian offers to hire someone to beat Moto GP up but Efi refuses and drags Edi away but not before forcing her to say bye. 

A great scene to start the crawl ( Merged scene)

Fausto was all alone cause Abi just left but he gets stung from behind  by an annoying wasp with big Tits,  Mac clearly pithed! 

Fausto points out that he warned her not to scare him like that,she"s like a goddamn Achilles Hill (I chuckled at this so bad) .  Mac warns him to sleep aka rape Abi only once and dont dare falling for her !

Diablo reminds her that he cannot take her by force cause uhm it would bring megatons of problems for me ya know? Abi needs to give in to me by her own will !  Mac  and the Patio are like "Good luck with that  sicko" . Diablo swears that if he wishes to be can be a very patient man and i have Time on my side as well !
Holy Tits is Mac jealous ,she regrets him ever joined this stupid proposal neither will she stand for his cheating even with the Gata Abigail.  If he ever attempts to lay his dirty hands on  Abi he shall meet his maker at last cause i aint sharing you with no one,your mine forever!)  . After her glorious rant she leaves leaving even Diablo puzzled at her game and is like Holy Tits!

The ban on Air (Not really but it feels like it) 

Efi is molesting Edi that she can never see Motor again after all the mess he caused cause broke this first  rule of discrecy from our " 10 Tips on how not act like Hoes" book.  Edi is pithed cause she is doing an injustice just cause Tony is not paying his tributes to her! Efi replies sternly that Tony has nothing with it,atleast he is not causing us trouble. She affirms that Moto GP is now banned and sound!  Edi storms off as she wises that Efi should know well the needs of our womanship!

Speaking of Tony he is now at the streets but Julian bumps into him and Julian immediately recognizes him and wonders " From what family are you,who are you son from?" 

Miracles happen right?

Abi is informing Ren that Fausto seemed quite sincere and he wants to change,wouldnt that be marveleous? Renwises that not only it would be a fantastic occurence if Satan changed his ways but even miraculous but dont be too trusty (Listen to her wisdom Abi and by the way if you havent known already ,Lucifer was once God"s favorite so dont bother with the sincerity BS!) 

Ren changes the subject to Mat,hasnt he came already? Abi replies he hasnt but she"s dying to see him! Ren  invents  cold water once more  with a simple question " You still love to pull the Door-Mat ,am i right? " 

Abi affirms but he is now with Diana but she loves him so. Ren reminds her that they need to respect his marriage cause  Dumbo  chose her as his company and bullshit should  reign  together! 

Abi cries that she still cant get over him and hugs Ren who tells her to clear herself ,i know how it feels to see that love"s a kind and  painful Beach !

Im hungry,again

Mel and Benito are reminiscing about the love Pablo and Ren possessed while having some tasty dinner eating Fishes I suppose ,it was  one of a kind.  Ben mentions that Pablo was  so stiff to take Ren away even when Bruno had the desire to kill and he did not stop at that cause he even burned his house down but Pab still didnt stop .  Mel remembers the incidents but please dont tell me you like the other believe Bruto offed Pab off.   Ben wonders who else could it be and Mel reveals that he had his doubts but is almost never wrong ,it must have been Fausto Lopez Guerra cause he had a pretty good motive to do it,Pablo disturbed his marriage plot (  Is Mel some kind of undercover agent or Big Brother  cause he could find and track ISIS better then any other letter agencies !)  Ben is adamant to believe this cause while Fausto may have some nasty temper but Bruto caused so much damage its imperishable,not only what he did to Ren but to his lover whom i heard has left town but i doubt it. Mel wonders where that poor girl  went.

She has most likely ended up underground,just like Pab.  

The mystery stirs (Merged scene)

Diego and Door-Mat are having dinner too (I  guess that almost everyone is conspiring against me  to cancel my hydrate-free diet  ) . Mat says to Diego that he is still missing Padre Francisco despite there being a replacement. His death was so sudden and he was like a friend to me. Diego says that he didnt deserve it ,it surprised us all,i guess being close to death makes us think of our loved once who would you think about? Mat replies that in death he wouldnt even have the time to do it cause i would be dust anyway right? (Unless Door-Mat would get mutated into a statue and sent to the  Hall of Shame to be put on   display) . 

Diego answers that he would think of Abi and the kiss that they shared. Mat asks "What about thinking about your grandma and your parents?"  and Diego answers that he would rather have his mom dead than to think how she abandoned his luck neither do i remember anything of  the Hoe,i guess i am bad after all.   Mat denies it ,he isnt bad and he understands cause I grew without a father  as well. Diego replies that everytime he asked Vic about it they only talk about his mom but not his dad ,it feels like there is some my tery involved but I swear that one day the truth shall be SCREAMED for!

Later,Mat is about to go and Diego asks him how his kind hell of a marriage is doing for and Mat wonders why he keeps drilling for it ,did he try to get intel about Abigail? He thanks Diego for the dinner services and leaves. 

Someone"s luck runs out

Back in the cantina Lucio is having a nice share of drinks until he gets interrupted by Polar Bear Marc who says that the table is already reserved. Luc says playfully that it is his but Marc is not in the mood and tosses the drinks down. Marc says he will finish him one day but Luc is not feared cause rich men in nice suits like Marc doesnt have the balls to do the deed but Marc replies that he could simply pay someone to do it for him. Luc pays him his drinks  out of deadly courtesy warning him that it could be his "final" drink. 

Later it is revealed that Marc called the Diablo himself for a drink and he wonders whats the worry ,he is having Luc under complete control  and Marc begins spewing the lie that Luc has been out of his leashes again and said something about some very mysterious deaths like the death of Padre Francisco . 

He has been a very good friend to him and has been guarding his nasty secrets and nothing came out of my out. But as a friend i warn you,if you do not silence Luc for good he will cost you not only your presidential  battle for Fuhrership but your God given freedom  of terror  as well!

A Hoe is no less than a Hoe

Max informs the most fortunate Xi that he is going out with some friends and she wishes him to have fun. Max stops for a while and asks her why does she fear hospitals and she replies that she was married once to a doctor and had a terrible experience and before you say i widowed Patricio is still alive somewhere.

Xi also informs him that before thinking she"s a money hoe in the testament of Porfirio Max is the maximum heir and she only receives a quarter of it( Atleast thats why i heard,pardon if i am mistaken) . Max finally leaves and asks her not to fall asleep while waiting !

Aw this is embarassing

Mac came back home only to see Abi outside. She is still distraught for Mat not coming to the river as he promised. Door-Mat excuses himself again,he was too busy saving lives and he even visited Diego"s Barbecue! He gives Abi his coat since she was so cold unfortunatly not noticing that Diana was watching from behind. Abi warns Mat that Di was waiting for him so she hasnt even eaten and went to bed,alone.
Diana runs to the bedroom and  lies herself down and Door-Mat strips himself while remembering his stalking feast on Abi this morning. He later lies down and embraces his Slytherin speaking wife.

Morning sickness (Merged scene)

Speaking of snakes , Mac was  feeling  Morning Karma so bad that she couldn't  make it to breakfast or atleast she is  that good at  feigning it.   Abi reminds her its breakfast time and should get up or is she feeling bad? Abi prepares to call Pat but Mac stops her cause they dont have any money and she"s not scared of dying anyway. Abi reminds her Ren"s got some cash but Mac aint wanting pity.  She misses Pab so much cause he was unlike many men,he took care and respected  me . Please dont trust Fausto mutters Mac . I must tell you something serious. When your Dad died , Diablo was trying his hardest to win over her but with lies ,cheats and false hopes. I fell for him like a stupid Hoe( And up to today he is still my favorite clinical obsession) and I gave him my heart and soul.  But one day he crossed my back and decided to marry Renata who "loved" him but not as much as me.  Mac even compares her experience with Abi&Mateo cause he broke your heart too when he married that girl that she is not deserving of him .
Abi wants to help but Mac reject it ,she doesnt wanna abuse her too. Abi replies that it"s not abuse,she really wants to take care of her cause its time. Mac knowing that she completed what was  desired for her further machinations  thanks Abi for her assistance and Abi leaves ,leaving Mac to express her glee at how she is capable of playing Abi and Ren for fools!

This is just sick (Merged scene)

In the morning Fausto aka Diablo is throwing himself at Ren to give him an another chance to fix their marriage (More like a new chance to form Gestapo 2.0 since the interest rates of Gestapo 1.0 fell down dramatically due to no loyal  customers! ) . Ren denies him the chance and Diablo is like" But all sins deserve to be forgiven right,you have such a great corazon darling!" . Diablo tries to convince her in finally adopting Abi as their daughter to give her our surnames to protect her in case one of us suddenly passes away cause if we told her the real truth she would hate us forever,  kapish sweetie?  Ren is still thinking its just one of his games cause she knows them all ? She doesnt believe in his sudden  ability to shapeshift. Diablo mentions that its not a game ,he really wants to. Besides we could tell Abi the truth piece by piece together if you would like it.  Ren points out that he already tried to cheat on the "promises must be fulfilled " part  so she cannot believe his intentions. Diablo replies that he knows he"s been a bad boy but he has only spoken from his heart thats all!  He makes his final leave as Ren wonders "Could this all be true??" ( Have you ever heard of this guy by the way,some excellent parodies could be made with this :D)

His time was short or was it?

Lucio has just been on his horse riding when the Diablo greets him alongside his own horse which seems to have an evil grin on his own !   Lucio wonders whats up and the Diablo Fausto informs him  that he has thought about the offer Max proposed cause we need investments into the vineyards so i want you to become my partner in buisness ! Lucio is so pleased cause he thought that would never happen . Diablo lies that he considers him a friend,a brother  but he wants him to follow him to the woods to talk some more and Luc agrees.

Its possession  ,obsession and deception all at once ! By the way did you notice my little grin ? :P (Says the Horse,the true mastermind of this novela!)  Luc later follows Fausto in the forest and they come to a stop. He is still agast from all the idea that he"s turning into a partner, Max Payne mein son  is so gonna be proud! Diablo mentions that he would have loved the idea but he changed his mind,he does not want a mind as useless as Luc"s.  Luc knows his time gonna be short cause Fausto knows his nasty tongue supposedly sticked out again ,you even spoke about Padre Francisco"s death.  Luc begs that its not real and not just , does he value Marc"s word  more over mine?  Diablo agrees and pulls the gun. Luc begs him not to shoot after all the bad he did for him since he was a child he couldn't sleep one damn night ! Fausto prepares to execute him but not before saying " Atleast you will now get a chance to rest in peace" and BANG  ,Luc is no more! Diablo  says he warned him million times worth but he never listened  and  he leaves him laying on the floor. The Joker wakes up (Merged scene) Max is in Porfirios room having flashbacks on how he actually met Lucio for the first time ,ya know when he held that gun to intimidate Pat ? Xi ,Pat"s broken Hoe finally comes in .She got held up with the family lawyer cause Max was asking if the will is actually correct.  Max replies that he had the right to know right and besides she is correct about Porfirio"s state,he"ll never be the same again. Xi wises that"s why he deserves a fair death but neither Max or Xi want it so Max has this wonderful idea to ask his now seemingly deceased biological daddy Lucio for the favor.  Xi approves,she would do anything to help him and Max wonders if Porfirio can hear them.  Max and Xi leave the room as Porfirio awakens with his eyes opened which appear  to be green ( Fact:  One of Joker"s iterations had Green Eyes) . Max later calls Fausto who after his glorious murder came back home pouring himself a shot. Fausto wonders why he is calling and Max informs him that he"s in the hospital cause Uncle Frankenstein had an accident. Fausto wonders if he"s gonna be long and Max replies hes gonna be absent for atleast two months. He would like to speak with Lucio and Diablo spews a lie that hes absent for some business and will not be coming back for atleast five days. Max chimes at his bad luck as Fausto drops the phone smirking in his mind.  I never knew hell was that conformable  Abi ,Amanda and Vicenta are doing some honest work in the kitchen but Mac is not there so Vic complains that this POS is so lazy,why did she fall asleep? Abi says not to worry cause she"s resting aka sliming in bed.  Amy wonders if she"s sick and so goes to check on her . Vic also dissapears somewhere into thin air leaving Abi alone to face the coming Great Depression aka DianaConda warning  Abi to leave her husband alone,she wont let some poor Hoe laying her hands over him like last night ! Leftover scenes Sim is at the market just about to leave her post to work on some politics but Tony is somewhere "else". Sim finall manages to bring him back to Planet Earth and he informs her that he saw Julian the nephew of Mia asking about his family and who he was. Tony saw him at the party when he was journeying with Max but Julian never saw him. Sim notes that the dude is not that trustworthy after all and pleads to not pay attention to him. She also confides that Mom loves Tony and may he remember till the Pension. At Mia"s Julian is confiding his experience with Tony   to Mia and she pleads Julian to forget all this nonsense,that thing has been buried for a long time Abi is at the church begging God  mercy for Mac to make her recover.  Mat comes too carrying some box of things and he sees Abi there. She tells she"s been praying and Door -Mat asks " Was I also in your prayers?"  and she says yes ,she prays for him everyday. She cannot believe he planted her at the river and he makes excuses once again.  Padre Tom comes by and is surprised to see them together.  Mat hands Tom the box and pleads Abi to not go cause he has something very nice to say after ! A door knocks at Mia"s and its none other than pithed off Simona ,she knows Julian has come across Tony somehow,why did he have to appear? Mia excuses that he is her nephew not a son but Sim knows her BS ,when did he leave jailtime? Mia says its been three years and Tony is not her son anyway,he is not her ownership. Sim replies proudly that if she even thinks of that she is VERY wrong ! (End of Capitulo)