Caray, Caray!

Your title is awesome Cynderella! I laughed all the way through, thank you so much, I really need the laughs right now. Loved "Confusical the Musical"!

You said exactly what I was thinking when Aldo just checked on his job from far away "but fails to put a bullet in their heads or back up over them again." Come on! The attempts on Chava's life are starting to look like Wile E Coyote and the Roadrunner which someone compared Isabela on MCET to.

I actually am hoping that Chava can finally win a race or at least finish it. From what I've watched, it seems all of his racing attempts fail.

Your recap of Paco and Greta's phone conversation was hilarious! I couldn't believe Greta said those things! She's supposed to be loyal to Octavio's ghost!

I thought Chava taught Sofia how to drive. I was wondering if she was driving herself to work or they had a new chauffeur since Chava is working at the shop.

Thanks for this recap Cynderella and for putting it up at the perfect time!

 

Correction: Chava taught Sofa to do donuts in a deserted parking lot in a souped-up mustang and she still almost hit a tree. If she drove to the hospital, there should be a trail of destruction along her path that makes Aldo look childish in his endeavors.
 

The priceless tidbit was Peralta's thought bubble last night after he "congratulated" Aldi on his nice work not killing Chava. Something to the effect of "Damn you to hell Cruz, you are astonishingly more of an advesary than I ever imagined". Not an exact transcript, but in the ball park, as I'm just going from memory. I wonder if Aldi will live to tell about it. Hmmm I still like 'Teflon Cruz' meself.
kirbo

 

Cyn: clever Suge Knight in your title. On another note: Paco snd Grrrreta are seeing each other more than Teflon and Sofa....hmmmm is love in the air?
 

1.) This is like the 3rd assassination attempt on Chava!

2.) Paolo will open his big mouth about Alexa & Armando getting their freak on inside the trailer, which will cost Armando custody of Nandito.

3.) Renzi won't be around for long: just saying!

4.) Marisol taking English classes to become a secretary at Ripoli: this won't end well!

5.) Lucas will end up getting fired due to Oliver's insistence!


 

The second I saw the title I knew it was you Cynderella. Hands down, one of the best titles. Ever.

Your recaps are consistently fantastic.

"Apparently the recipes were inspired by Greta's love. Yeah, I got a little sick too. Did they wash the utensils afterwards?" and "Both men agree that the Ripoll girls date losers and not upstanding thugs and drug-addicted psychos, like them" had me laughing out loud.

Kirby, I had been thinking all along that Greta and Paco were too far apart to end up together. Looks like that path is changing and I was wrong (again).

I'm uncomfortable that Oliver is truly turning into Peralta Jr. He was a nice kid and let's face it, Dani just isn't worth it.

Diana
 

Diana, time for a big anvil for Oliver!
 

Thanks Cynderella, I too giggled throughout.

"Chava's mom suggests that he have a bubble bath 'cuz that will take away the pain of being hit by an SUV. The next morning, they race!"

What? Where did the transporter truck, pit box and crew come from?

Now wait just a minute, Chava should ask for his money back from the faith healer, he's a little sore, yet.

Come on Cuco, tell her the truth, the boy can't sing above a whisper.

Patricio and Silvana, thank goodness they're back.
 

Cynderella, this was fantastic! Thank you.

I know we are in telenovela land when a man is unconscious one day and in a race car the next. We are in bizarro world!

I like Lupe taking over Paco's store.

Peralta/Renzi are consistent: the surveillance of Irma continues.

Funniest moments:

Irma giving Armando a "good luck kiss" (my interpretation) and the weird look he gave her. Then pissy-faced Aracely asking Irma why she likes to make Armando feel bad. Maybe someone needs to ask her why she likes to make Salvador feel bad.

Pissy-faced Aracely watching the race at home all by herself. At least she did not appear anywhere else to contaminate someone else's experience.

The expression on Peralta's face when he finds out Salvador is racing.

Silvana and Patricio's non-stop night of love!!!!

Jarifa
 

Thanks, Cynderella. Terrific recap. Though I didn't see the show last night, your hilarious recap makes it come alive. My favorites:

Cuco says that Lucas won't do well because he doesn't have boobs like Marisol and Danielle.

Peralta flips when he learns from Dulliver that Chava will race despite being paralyzed for 5 whole minutes.

I don't like that Chava doesn't realize he's being set up. Why is he not connecting the dots? And where is Detective Fuzzy?

So glad I missed Paco and Greta's chocolate luv talk.
 

Thank you Cynderella---Aldo is no Suge Knight. That's so funny but true.

I want to know what that one day cure is. Whatever it was, it worked wonders on both accident victims. Put it on the market, it will soar to the #1 cure all overnight.

Lily---Wile E Coyote and Isabela on MCET So funny, that was a good one.

How much money does Chava get for winning the race? Oops! He didn't win yet? Well come on, he hast to win to help save Chocolates Ripoll
the gringo

 

Kirby I stand corrected! LOL I remember that scene where they almost crashed into the tree. They were in an empty parking lot and the bimbo still managed to drive into the only obstacle. I do also vaguely remember Chava 1.0 teaching Sofia how to drive though and Patricio making them run off the road and the car getting stuck in the mud. I guess Chava's driving lessons have always ended badly like his races.
 

Silvana gave her brother an envelope filled with cash and SHE'S been sending him to a dealer to get Greta's pills. Even if he's not dirty, she'd dumb for putting him back on the path.
 

adversary
 

Gringo ...that 'One Day Cure' is at CVS and Walgreens on the Genomma Lab kiosk.
 

Ole Silv gets high marks for focus. Kinda reminds you of the original Terminator.
 

I just hope the writers let Chava win tonight. We have been watching this for what feels like YEARS crossing our fingers and holding our breaths as he and Sofia survived one nuclear attack after another. It is about time for a change. I love a good train wreck as much as anybody but there has to be a caboose somewhere.
kirbo
 

I am cracking up! Hilarious and very accurate!!
 

Hilarious! Thank you for making me laugh. Excellent points.
 

LOLOLOL I believe it! Genomma Lab seems to have the cure for everything.
 

Good Lordy Mathias kick Hovet to the curb.
Whovette...something