Caray, Caray!

May the Virgin of Guadelupe bless you my child. I missed some parts. Thank you Thank you Thank you.
kj
 

I can't wait for this recap!!! I missed last night's episode but I am loving the title!!! LOL Kirby you're hilarious!
 

It's gonna be a while before i get this up! If anyone would like to do bullet points, i will put them up for everyone to enjoy!
 

Patprick just realized Peralta killed Renzi and sees himself and Silv maybe next. Understandably scared shotless. Silv continues to be flip about it all, dreaming of all that money they will have as DEAD people.

Nandito overhears his shrew mother and Armie fighting and has an epiphany. Now he hates both of them and wants to go live with Baconito. :-) not really bout Benito.

-Sofia comes Un-Forking Glued at the news that Chava is going to get married too, to Assholeceli. Which coincides with the arrival, mysteriously, of Mr. Pedro in town.

Marisol is in luuurve with Patprick who is preparing himself for one major ass whipping when Chava gets wind of what he has been tapping. (If Peralta doesn't kill him first as an early wedding present to himself.)

Grrrreta is beside herself with happiness at the news of the Sofia/Geezer wedding. Dani, Alexa and Fausto are with Viewerville wondering if aliens have taken Sofia and left a brainless clone in her place.

Jughead and Pygmalion are cruising along.
 

Sofia blubbering, "Why, Salvador? Why must we lose our love? I'm LOSING the love of my life!" Umm, no ... you are not "losing" it, dimwit. You know exactly where it is ... you are throwing it away, fool!
 

Kirby, thanks for the bullets.

I'm just glad Pedro has showed up.
 

Thanks Kirby for your bullet point
list.
the gringo
 

My pleasure.
 

Kirby: I called it from a mile away & now Pedro is in Mexico City! Expect him to demand a DNA test regarding Araceli Cosby's baby!
 

The oracle has spoken. You called this one way waaay back.
As you had your Spurs on Fri nite:
1. Peralta tells Patpric in so many words that he disposed of Renzi. Pat asks about the Mangus proj and respect to wife to be Sofia. Peralta says now that he has almost complete ownership of Ripoff, he will bulldoze it and build his little wife another choc factory somewhere else to entertain her. Patpric later is telling Silv about this in a panic, telling her they may be in danger because Peralta is a homicidal psycho. Silv refuses to share his concern and is believing that they will soon be very rich and very far away.

Marisol is later covering Pato with kisses and wanting him to meet her Mom. Patpric is "Yeah yeah in due time. I need time to physically prepare for the beating from your brother when that happens." And thought bubbles something about the cute little bastard nephew/niece he is giving Chava.

Nandito secretely overhears the Real Exhousewife of Armando and Armie having WWIII about the on-set beat down of Alex. Nandito finally sees his Mom as she really is and sneaks back to his room to snivel and cry. The next day Irma wakes up to a completely different Nand who appears to despise her. He sneaks out a side door at school after she drops him off.

Sofia calls a family meeting to announce her impending slaughter..er glorious happy wedding. Muy Impactada. See above re aliens.
Chava has progressed immensly in his sniveling lessons from Nand and practices alone at home and with Armie.
 

Patrick & Silvana should've fled to the Philippines when they had the chance!
 

Thanks Kirby bunches.

Idiot Paco runs on and on to Araceli about not marrying Salvador, so not to make his favorite daughter feel bad and steps in it again, yet friggin forgets to mentions Pedro.

Don't know who'll provide Pat the bigger beat down should his tryst with Marisol become public, Silvana or Salvador. Who gets to him first?

 

Tofie: It was interesting to see the changes in Patricio, Peralta, and Nandito this time.

Patricio had a candid chat with Peralta, coming away seeing how dangerous Peralta truly is especially to him and Silvana. And also admitting to Marisol that he is more or less physically afraid of Chava. (with good reason)

Peralta shows his true colors, with no concern for Sofia and Ripoll, even while planning on marrying her. His bullshit about her being such an intellectually sharp woman, independent, good business head, was just that , bovine droppings. He will build her another little chocolate plant to amuse her.

Nand(it)o finally sneaked in and saw the Irma Viewerville has seen in all her nastiness and dishonesty. A new Nando emerged the next morning on the way to school. I have no idea why he skipped school. Maybe to go find Armando? No clue.
 

Kirby, thanks.

So, if Sofía volunteers to rot in a bad marriage, why not would Salvador volunteer for the same. Really?

My favorite scene: the expression on Dani's face when she hears Sofía is marrying Peralta.

Looks like pissy-faced Aracely will always be doomed to be pissy-faced. She finally gets the only thing she wants and allows Paco to rain on her parade.

No more security for Irma???? Sweet.

Jarifa
 

Not in a good mood today: Spurs lost today:(

Ughhhhhhh!
 

I apologize.. and thank you Kirby for your fine recap bullets. I am sick as a dog.
 

Hope you are feeling better soon, Cynderella.

Jarifa
 

YIKES ! Sorry you are sick. Get better soon.
kj
 

Cynderella, take care. Hope you get some rest and feel better soon.

My sympathy for Marisol is evaporating. She knows the troubles Chava had with Pato and should've told her brother about her new boyfriend by now. Lupe is so loopy enabling Araceli that she might even think Pato is a changed man and great catch for her daughter.
 

Niecie: Lupe is becoming incompetent!

I have ZERO sympathy for the uppity brat! Hoping Patrick destroys her!
 

Steve: Fri nite she was crawling all over Patrick with the "I love you I live you I love you, I want Mom to meet the wonderful man I found." thing going on. Selfish little brat will probably be overjoyed when she notices that she is preggers. Maybe not so much when she discovers he is married to Silv and Silv wants to kill her too. What goes around comes around...
 

Kirby: Lupe & whoever is left of the Cruz family are too busy over the Araceli Cosby Maury Povich Baby-Daddy mess, she hasn't even realized what's going on with Paco, etc.,


 

The a**whooping Pato is going to get from Chava is nothing compared to what Silvana is going to do to him when she finds out he got Marisol pregnant. Her main goal in life(I think it's slightly higher to her than killing Greta)is to have Pato's baby. Now she can't have kids(because of him) and he's cheating on her with Marisol, and she's going to be pregnant? Peralta won't have to worry about Pato because Silvana will kill him herself, kind of like a Romeo and Juliet scenario where they both end up dying.

They've turned Paco useless. That's a damn shame because I thought he could've brought so much if used right. But now he's just a whiny, sad man.

I don't even know what to say about Lupe. I don't know if she knows what she wants.
 

Lupe is just Loopy.....look at her kids.
Hopefully Pedro's re-arrival is due to something more than he was bored in Monterrey. If he does what Viewerville is praying for it will affect a LOT of relationships.:
Loopy/ Areceli
Areceli/Chava
Chava/Sofia
Sofia/Peralta
Paco/Araceli
Arecali/Sofia
Nandito/Baconito....just kidding.
kj
 

Hope you're feeling better Cynde.

Really, really enjoying all the comments. They're great!!

Ann-NYC
 

Maury Povich: Tonight, we'll find out if Pedro is the father!
 

Pedro: Umm... Araceli, uh...could it be mine? Araceli: Oh no way. I'm sure. Pedro: thought bubbles QTF?