Caray, Caray!

Refritos:

Diego has just brought some nice flowers to Ab"s for some good morning hustle  to tell her that bad things will pass soon and they seem to have a fun time till Mat comes to interrupt to groan ,he wants to talk about the reasons he cant leave his puppet master Hoe Die since the Stork Flu is reaching climax very soon&no one"s a happy camper but Abi ain't wanna hear anything , he has made his choice and even begged & kissed Di to let him stay but i cannot forgive that you have mocked and made a fool out of me!  Diego interrupts and Doormat tries to stop him from interfering but he soon learns the terrible news : "Abi and I are now novios and you are  just some disposable toy to us and you"re air to us now ,enjoy your hellfire and sorry if I broke your little heart  to shreds, we might also get married soon!"  .Mat"s confused and Abi confirms ,she hopes the relationship will not go kaput for the greater good of all of us.    Mat leaves and Diego and Ab"s share a look.  Doormat later comes home  to celebrate in tears , now he truly lost Ab"s forever, boo-little hoo ! (You are already centuries dead for me , this is just an anniversary) 

Present:

Ren informs  Connie that Faust will not shut her down to a nuthouse & throw the keys away ,he will let her stay at home  ! But as if Connie would be happy , if Ren"s wants her to applaud him , he"s very wrong cause she hates him now even more! (Better to spend time in a nuthouse playing Monopoly than living  in Sweet Hell  till I croak!)  .   Ren would also feel the same way but many other including Padre Tomas have forewarned her of her lack of forgivance.  Connie righteously says that her ogre of a Hubby will never change ,  how could she forgive him after years of suffering and humiliations , he has a soul of rotten eggs ! If only God would know the mystery to forgive him , exclaims Connie . She later goes to her picture and wonders " When  will you return ,Brutus  from Tartarus to finish that imbecile off,why dont you arrive?!"  . Ren laments that she keeps telling her personal problems to Connie since all she does is molest her ,if she was only healthy enough to give advices to me and Abi :(

Back in the Cugary , Edi gives Efi a check to sign &Efi thinks thats a amount way too big, how could she have signed this first? Edi claims that she has no reason to doubt Julian and his supposed honesty  so she cant deny him anything. Efi falls for the trap and signs it. She hands the check to Ian &speaks to him in first person.  Edi of course wonders since when does she tutears (Speaks in 1st person) and Efi wonders the same thing.  Julian is amused at the situation and reminds them that it pleases him that it got "personal" since he is gonna be their administrator they should have a deep tie of closeness and trust  (And condoms intact, God damns if they pop or you"re without)  . They both agree and Ian brags that now they have met their Maker aka Administrator  ,their unconditional friend and keeper of their virgin bums ( Get ready to stay without a roof &dignity soon enough ,dont say your dear friend Count haven't  told ya so ) . Edi celebrates his talent for poetry cause he seduces so well and Efi is pleased that they remained solteras and virgenes for this cunt of a gentleman! .

Max and Dan are eating a tasty breakfast & she laments that no regards were said to Lucio but Max reminds her that Luc actually thanked her for her services. Too bad Dan didn't remind it ,neither does she remember Barragan"s name since he was quite damn good at his job! Max echoes  his great name  and the maid comes to inform him that the packages  are in the car. Dan wonders if he will go back to town and he says yes. She wants to go with him to relax a bit and to know of his great great heritage !

Pat gives Mat the bad news :Di is  pregnant  for real , perfectly ready to play chump the dump Door-Mat for the millionth time . Mat wonders why Pat told him nothing of this & Pat replies that Di pleaded him to shut it and my ethics wouldnt allow it, anyway he is most happy that Mat received the blessing cause having a kid is worth all the sacrifices.  Mat tells that he has already lost Abi though ,he lost his happiness.

Diana is sitting calmly reading her favorite magazine " 10 steps  to make your  men turn into your pets "  and Ab"s comes to interrupt.  She is happy for her and Diana also couldn't be more pleased that know she knows the difference between us ,you were just a plaything and i am glad that he got tired of you. Ab"s wonders why Di wont pack her things and GET OUT with her Hubby?.   Di responds that she would rather stay to see her suffer in jealusy and anger and then Ab"s will be the one to leave her sorry bum! 

Ab"s leaves ,damaged obviously but the torture doesn't end here cause Mac also appears to make her day worse. Ab"s would rather go to her madrina but Mac aint letting her go so Abi informs her that she was right ,Diana and Mat are back again,will have a son and Di is back at the hacienda,  will you jump from excitement now? Abi plays the blame game on herself but Mac flees to encounter Di.

She is pithed at Di"s uncaring ,cool presence and wants her out but Di wont let it. Ren wants to stop the fuss & Mac wants to reveal what Di has hid behind her back but Faust from behind stops her short , she should tell for  how much money has she sold herself to Brutus.  Fausts  feigns that they must take care of Di now and orders Mac that her only obligation now is to take care of his Sweet Hoe and he kisses her in Ren"s and Mac"s presence  , EW!  Ren wants to talk to Faust about Mac"s secret but this time The Croc Wearing Prada ( No ,its not Pravda) Marcelino appears and he is like the perfect distraction cause Faust and Marc are about to drink piss in the office. Ren wants to finish the talk but Fausto leaves her at Mac"s mercy instead.  Mac and Ren leave to talk in peace , obviously thats the lie of the day.

Marc in the office informs Faust that he came to work on his political campaign so he could   become Dictator!  Ya know victory comes from hard work right?  He wants his wife to support him cause thats the exact same thing that cost him the elections last year.  Faust tells him not to worry ,he has her under great control  instead Marc should worry about his own , who has the balls in your house? Faust proceeds to show him Violeta"s latest propaganda piece and warns Marc to take care that Vio stays in the kitchen &to not interfere in politics less she wants to end up like my enemies (  I honestly  wouldn't be surprised if they have Faust win the Noble Peace Prize just like they gave it to Obomba , this was the laugh of a century) .

Marc swears he will obey and Faust wonders about Simona.  Marc says he already took care of things. 

Speaking of the Elections , Sim happily informs Violeta that all of her propaganda was released today but Vio has her doubts cause she knows that one Marc sees the propaganda, he shall turn Fuhrerious !  Sim doesn't want any of the doubts cause she has all the support in town. Later Barry comes to arrest Sim(They were supposed to be superior orders but I thought Barry was the main honcho in town? )  & she is certainly not pleased but atleast the cops don't give her handcuffs so thats a big plus.   Before Sim goes she employs Vio to inform her son and they take her away. 

Ren &Mac are talking and Mac tries to convince her in vain that Faust is merely abusing the situation to divide and conquer but Ren only wishes that she could see her eyes to see if Mac"s lying.  Ren also reminds her that she had thought years that Faust was her lover and had to fight with Connie constantly to prove her wrong. Mac replies she was ashamed  and later clears out that she did not sell herself,  she took Ab"s cause Brutus attempted to sell her out to almost anyone & I only got the money to maintain Ab"s , thats all.
Ren has been successfully manipulated but she also wants to talk about Ab"s new found suffering , she hasn't even been able to converse with her.  Mac replies that Ab"s very sad ever since Mat dumped her , she needs all of us !

Back at the church the Cugar sisters are there praying and Efi has sweet dreams about Ian and later wants to see if the Padre has arrived yet but Edi stops her short teasingly  , is she some sinner or something?
Anyway she goes and Motor comes from behind.  Edi is not pleased cause the least thing she needs is stalking. Moto replies he wasn't stalking ,he just came to pray to reawaken their sweet love.  Edi says that he was only a flame but she wants someone to be proud on .   Moto pities himself " Yeah , a dirty mechanic is not worthy , you alway have to hide them in front of the priests" .   He exclaims that Ian Montero must be her new choice but she says they"re only friends but he ain't believing that and trust me no one else will!
He leaves as Edi pleads Dios  for Motor"s mercy.

Later Efi gives Tomas a huge donation and he"s glad to receive it cause this will support the town so well. Efi claims that their mother Santa Diabla always taught them generosity ,anyway she isnt here just for that. She has a bit of a moral problem&  Tom is all ears. She is trying to pick between two dresses aka hombres but doesn't know which one will suit her most.  One makes her feel young and sporty but the other one makes her more mature ,  calm which also fits for my social position.  Tom replies " Why pick them not both?,If you could afford them go for it!  Efi agrees and honestly this scene made me laugh mi frijoles off!

Ab"s & Amanda are in the kitchen and Ab"s is all mopy but she claims it will come to pass soon. Unfortunately it only amplifies because Mac comes  (Her main characteristic are  she"s too cheap&bratty so she"s clearly not an Iphone .)  .  Anyway she just laughs at Ab"s sadness and chides her for always being in the center of attention, she should just stop moping . Amy alarms her for not speaking like that to her and Ab"s wants to leave but Mac prevents her, she will LISTEN to her! She informs Amy that Mat and Diana got back and will have a child but thats the fault of Ab"s anyway, she just such a dumb turd not even one man will be pleased to have her! Abi denies it ,  there is one man Diego. Mac makes a mockery out of this , he is only there to use her but Ab"s already foreseen her shaming , she will most likely tell that he wants to sleep with her or that he wants to use her but Mac claims that he is also trying to take the Ramada as well!
Abi decides to give her the gusto by lying that she also slept with him and in response she receives a mighty slap which makes her leave.  Amy is pithed and Mac says Ab"s is the exact same whore as her Mom ! Amy is so pithed she gives Mac a tough slap and threatens her to not lay a dirty hand to Ab"s ever again!


Part 2 (Some scenes were merged)

Ab"s is at the hallway and there encounters Faust. He unfortunately sees her anguish and asks Abi who hurt her and to let him offer consolation as if he was her daddy (The Patio screams Croak!) . Diana comes to the room and interrupts the not so lovely scene.  She so wonders whats up with Abi , want some advice?
Abi runs away and Faust is pithed at her unwillingness to knock ,she is also a distorbo for him! Diana says "Distorbo for you?  Dont make me laugh, I expect your child!" . She will leave though so no worries.

Connie is combing Ren"s hair ,mowling that she wished the time could be moved back. Ren calms her down
since she did that was best for her at that time but Con thinks she"s a bad mother , she was never capable of fighting for her & I wasnt  able to help you neither can I help you or give advices.  Con promises to try staying calm and to make an effort to change. Ren breaks the smokebomb question : Why do you distrust Mac that much?  Connie repeats the same lines that she"s evil &  was Fausto"s lover and that she hates her but Ren doubts it cause she was always fixing my problems in life.  Connie wonders what began the doubt know and Ren is interested if Brutus ever offered her money. Clearly lying she claims that she always suspected it but is not 100%sure , only Brutus could know this he needs to appear soon!

Mac comes to growl at Diego, she is clearly pithed at him for Abi cause she knows men like him well! She prohibits him from seeing Abi ever again!

Back in the kitchen,  Amy wonders if what Abi told was true, did she really sleep with Diego?
Ab"s tells her she gave Diego a chance and he respects her and shall our relationship succeed we will marry.

Mac comes to growl at Diego, she is clearly pithed at him for Abi cause she knows men like him well! She prohibits him from seeing Abi ever again!

Ab"s later encounters Vic when looking for her madrina.  Vic wants to know how she is doing and Ab"s fine. Vic informs her that Ren went with Amy to meet with Pat.  Shockers ahead!
Amy is later outside of park with Ren unsure that she is leaving her alone. Ren later butts it in with one of her soon to be worst nightmares , Dan .

Someone (Most likely Dark Hand) calls Faust on the phone to inform him that Max was found. He later grabs his gun ready to go on an onslaught yet again ,the Devil just cannot sit at home at peace  right??
Anyway  Max arrives at home only to find Satan himself, Faust sitting in his room and he pulls a gun. He wants to know Lucifer"s whereabouts !  This is the scene where the capitulo ends.

Efigenia comes to visit Tony and he is so glad to see her cause he was thinking of her. Efi wonders if they are alone and he says yes cause Sim will be working all night long (  Doing pushups for wankers perhaps? )
Efi is glad they"re both back together cause she thought Tony wasn't thinking much  of her but they must keep this development private from everyone, even my sister !  They begin making out but there"s a knock so Efi hides. Its Violeta and she came to inform Tony that her mother landed in jail once again! He of course rushes to her.  We later see Sim in jail dressed in prisoner"s dress , she aint a Snow White obviously and Got has clearly just shat on her luck !