Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Yo No Creo En Los Hombres #21 Tue 8/11/15: Hotfootin' It Back To Easy Street
At the hospital downtown, news that Ivana is in the hospital has traveled fast in the cultured and well-heeled circles, that Ivana is doing poorly. Ursula, with Me-me-me-first Maleny in tow, has come to pay homage in hopes of winning her over again. Ivana’s unwitting doctor lets the preggers news slip, believing it’s still all in the family and happy news for Daniel, the soon-to-be-doting daddy.
Mal (Vanna please buy this gal a clue!!) cannot understand the reason for Mama’s new-found exuberance. “—It means the marriage is back on the table. That baby is Daniel’s ticket back into Ivana’s life (aka, her back pocket)!” Mal is horrified. Why? What’s the matter, asks the beaming, boda-scheming abuela-to-be? “--It’s that Daniel’s getting married right now in a church wedding to Maria Dolores!" But it's a sham wedding. "--The church wedding isn’t going to be a sham wedding!” Eeks and shrieks! "--We’ve got to warn him that he cannot do this!"
MarDi and the barrio guests head off to the church in all their finery. Leo hops out of a cab to join Clara. Neither of them trusts Daniel as far as they can throw him, but it is MarDi’s day and her choice…..
Back at the hospital, Grrrandma-to-be Ursula is sweet-talking Ivana into accepting Daniel back into her life now that there’s this “gift from gawd” to consider. “--Daniel didn’t know about the baby, but Mal’s giving him the news as we speak. He’ll be here soon!”
Danny Boy is in his tux with Fat Greasy Lawyer walking towards the church when Jacinto, who’s been shadowing Dan, jumps out of the shadows and snipes at Dan for going back on their deal where he jilts MD and gives Jacinto the last laugh. Dan tells him to get lost. Whatever happens, Jacinto’s never getting his position in Ivana’s company back again. No, but what a belly laugh when Jacinto finally tells MD that her marriage has all been a sham! He struts off. Dan just ignores this threat from Crazy Jay.
Just then Mal drives up honking like mad and gets Ari’s and Dan’s attention screaming that he cannot get married now to MD because Ivana’s expecting his child. She begs Daniel to get to the hospital and tell whatever tale he needs to MD, but to realize that he’s now got the means to save their standard of living!! Dan is torn and drives off with Low Life Lawyer in the lawyer’s car. Mal convinces Ari to do her a big, important favor. “—DO IT! Do what I’ve told you!”
Back at the church, MD and the family all wonder where Dan is since he’s late getting to the church. Orlando’s going to find out.
Across town at the judge’s law offices, Claudio (suffering from male menopause) wonders if he’s chased off Isela for good by being so forward as to kiss her the other day (--or possibly headed for a harassment lawsuit). He makes a dinner date with his wife and tries to go on with his life.
Outside the church, the waiting guests are wondering what’s happened to Daniel. Josepha gets a large charge out of stating the obvious about MD possibly getting jilted at the altar. The rest of the Barrio Bunch look at her as if she’d just let off a loud explosion of methane and then frown. Ari suddenly arrives in a huff. He tells Orly that he’s got some important news for MarDi about Dan. He and the padrino/madrina’s all race back to the car to see what’s up. “—Daniel’s not coming!” What?????? She races out of the car, certain that something terrible, some accident or something, has happened. Of course he would be there otherwise!
Doris slaps the spit out of Ari for not admitting to their friend that this wedding thing is really a sham. They race to catch up with MarDi and her posse.
Meanwhile, Josepha’s motor mouth is revving at top speed, telling the guests that there won’t be a wedding because the novio is splitsville and left the novia standing at the proverbial altar!!
Back at the curb with the ushers and ladies in waiting, Doris begs Ari to tell MD the truth—the whole truth—about Daniel, but Ari still cannot bring himself to do it. He clams up and chokes on the truth a good long minute as the rest of them wait for some news.
Dan, no longer in his tux, and Lousy Lawyer guy are walking out of a parking ramp discussing how Dan wants to be with MD but cannot. And anyway, he cannot stand her dire poverty—she and the barrio and her tiny home all stink disgustingly of penny pinching austerity and lack. He turns his nose up and makes a face at the mere thought of it all. Just then, out of nowhere, a stalking Maximilian appears and grabs Dan by the throat, choking him for all he’s worth. “—You’re going to marry Maria Dolores if it’s the last thing you ever do!!” Dan breaks away and says he’ll marry her, but cannot be forced. Anyway, he did marry her and “she was his.” No, says Max, but in the Church?? He races off and says he’s got to first see Ivana. (Crappy audio here.)
Mal catches up to Max as Dan races away to the hospital, and she explains that Ivana is sick and may lose Daniel’s child.
Leo finally arrives to tell MD that Max called him and said Dan is at the hospital. No more information than that. MD immediately believes Dan’s been hurt or is deathly ill. She, Orly and Julian race with her to the hospital.
Back at the hospital, Grrrsula runs into Dan in the waiting area before he has a chance to see Ivana. He assures her that no, he’s not gotten married to MD and yes, he realizes his good and changing fortuna here. Yup. His intent is to win back Ivana. Good boy, says Mama Bear with a voracious grin on her face.
Dan goes in to see Ivana, who wants the truth before considering marriage again. He admits to “having an affair” with Maria Dolores.
Leo calls to tell Max that he could not keep MD from racing off to the hospital. Mal walks up, he tells her this and she races off to find Mama or something and warn them.
Honoria overhears Doris and Ari as he tries making Doris realize that he cannot tell MD about the sham wedding because Mal is behind it, and she's his Big Money from the club and the person who put in a good word to get Doris her new job. “--Daniel is Maleny’s brother! They could boycott me from ever getting work anywhere else again.” “—Pshaww! Like you're part of the presidential family! Good Lord!” She storms off in a hissy fit over his disloyalty and cowardly attitude.
Mal catches up to her mother again and learns that Danny’s reconciling with Ivana. He comes out of her room and Mal tells him MD’s on the way there. He races downstairs to the reception area. Gerry is arguing with Max to stay out of it with Ivana at this point.
MarDi races in now and breathlessly demands to know where Dan is. Gerry, in the background, is drop-jaw impactado to see her dressed in her wedding gown and frantically asking for Daniel. (Of course, Viewerville’s not certain if that is because of the outrageous circumstances or the superlative, designer-quality gown she’s wearing…..)
Max explains to MD that Dan’s fine and that he’s in with Ivana because she’s expecting his child. MarDi nearly faints.
Gerry sees Susana arrive and drags her off just in time.
Daniel shows up then, followed by Grrrsula. MarDi screams and cries asking him why, how, etc. He can only repeat over and over how sorry he is. MD walks over and slaps him and then just loses it. Orly drags her off him. Grrrrsula spits sparks of deprecatingly snide remarks in their direction as she glares triumphantly at MarDi.
Dan starts for MD but Julian races to block him, threatening to kill Dan if he ever comes near MD again. Max sneers disgustedly at Daniel and his mother. Mal races after Max. (More bad audio.) He's outside for air and leaving; he has turned totally against her atrocious family and in particular, her brother, whose face he says he cannot stand to even look at any longer. He walks off and leaves her to them.
In the barrio, the wedding reception is cancelled and Leo pays off the caterers since Dan who was supposed to do so isn’t showing up.
Inside the hospital, (more crappy audio) Gerry tells Susana to keep what she knows about all of this crap with Dan to herself or she’ll lose the life of luxury she’s become accustomed to, because Ivana will lose the baby if she’s upset any further and turn on her. She and Iva argue and grouse over the fact that Iva has changed her mind about Daniel and IS going to marry him! Susana pushes the envelope as far as she can with Iva, though without telling her that it wasn’t some affair and that he was about to actually marry her ex-employee.
However, when Susana runs into Dan and Grrrsula out in the hallway, she tells the two of them that once Ivana’s out of danger she won’t hesitate to tell her the truth about this crap sandwich they've made her swallow that it was only “an affair” with Maria Dolores, and how he really was almost to the point of marrying her!! Dan just insults her age and bitterness at being an old maid or some such. Susana walks off. Mal walks up and complains at Dan’s childish pranks turning Max against her. Mama complains to Dan also then, but he tells her he’s not worried. It’s only cuz Mal has stuff she’s trying to hide also. Mama looks like she’s bracing for a second tidal wave to hit the D.F.
Max waits for MD to get back from the hospital. She’s in shock and he carries her into her room and lovingly caresses her face as she remembers all the times she believed Daniel, gave into Daniel, and eventually “married” Daniel.
Across the way at Julian and Honoria’s apartment, Jose eavesdrops for whatever fresh gossip she can get. She hears him and his mother discuss the fact that the real reason Dan didn’t show up wasn’t that Ivana’s preggers. It was that, as she overheard Ari and Doris arguing over, the whole first wedding por lo civil was a sham! La Nosey de Josey races off to tell the whole neighborhood.
At the same time inside Esperanza’s, Max finally tells Clara, Leo and Espy that Dan’s fine and that he was at the hospital because Iva is preggers with his kid.
Espy et al go out to the balcony to hear what the ruckus is all about. By now the whole of the neighborhood is out on their balconies and listening to Jose. (Really crappy audio here.) Espy accuses Jose of being cruel and unjustly malicious. “--No, my dear girl, I know what I’m talking about because I just heard Julian and his mother discussing it!!” Everybody looks up at the two of them listening on their balcony to the argument below. Gross Jose stares up accusingly and asks them if that isn’t the exact truth or not!” “--No, my dear girl, I know what I’m talking about because I just heard Julian and his mother discussing it!!” Everybody looks up at the two of them listening on their balcony to the argument below. Gross Jose stares up accusingly and asks them if that isn’t the exact truth or not!” Julian looks down at them, guiltily, and feeling shell-shocked as the neighbors look up expectantly for his answer.
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I didn't have any audio issues in my broadcast, so I did hear Josefa tell the whole barrio that the civil wedding had been a sham before demanding Julian and Hon confirm. I hate Josefa, but actually glad that bit of truth has been made public. Now, let's hope Max and Leo spread it around to everyone on the other side of the tracks. But first MD has to learn the truth and it's not going to be pretty.
Crossing my fingers that MD doesn't also end up pregnant.
"Daniel, the soon-to-be-doting daddy"
"Claudio (suffering from male menopause)"
"because of the outrageous circumstances or the superlative, designer-quality gown she’s wearing….."
Ursla's expression as she realized the meal ticket very well done as was MD's when she heard the news. Great actors and characters here, like Maleny throwing her purse on the floor in anger and frustration and Josefa outside the door as she overheard Honoria and Jullian. Couldn't even see her face but the silhouette.
I was weird to me, Max, a guy MD hardly knows was hovering and caressing her face
It cannot be over between MD and Daniel, love like she has for him is the stuff these soaps are made of and worthy of fighting for. Why let one little thing prohibit her a lifetime of bliss?
If Maria Delores has her own bun in the oven perhaps with a little convincing Dan will be able to have the two women agree to an "arrangement" and everybody happy.
So, Leo and Max will pay for the party that wasn't cause Dan stole the money.
I really hope MD is not having Dan's baby, responsibility isn't really his forte, also with the Ivana's pregnancy. The gossip Josefa finally has some use now, at least she told the truth albeit the fact she did it maliciously. Maybe MD will stop being so trusting and sharpen up.
I was glad that MD slapped the heck out of Dan but I am sure that it wont take long before they are reconciled because of TN logic .
I hate Josefas loud mouth, someone should shut her up for good. It would be nice if she fell from that gorgeous balcony one day!
The AA girl, Jenny I think, seems to want to catch Julian's eye. Hope she does.
I too hope that the AA girl picks interest in Julian because he truly deserves love but I already see Vermin meddling but i think Hon will be very happy.
Wow, news travels at lightning speed. I can't believe how soon MD's fake marriage and Ivana's pregnancy are outed.
The actors are terrific. That look on Gerry's face when MD arrives at the hospital in her wedding gown - priceless. And Julian is hot when he's fighting mad; I've no doubt he could rip Dan a new one if he could get hold of him.
In her semi-comatose state, MD heard Max's voice telling her that Dan had lied to her and he was already promised to Ivana. His staying with her, alone, was a little odd in that barrio, but there was so much that had been going on. No, Max doesn't know MD too well, personally, but he knows a lot ABOUT her and he's already a goner, smitten by her beauty, feistiness, honor and vulnerability.
Too bad I just can't wish Dan-Dan out of the picture. I hadn't thought about it, but something has to happen to make the title meaningful. Both Ivana and MD have enough not to CELH and his name is Dan.
P.S. Jar, if Monday's episode is #20, then CountX is correct, this is #21. (Check Diva's wonderful Index.) Any chance you could change it for posterity?
I saw gerry lookin at that dress, it was really perfectly put together," and gerry she ain't gonna have nothing do with yall, so just forget it. Max is so in love with MD. And she is in so much shock, while shes laying there kickin herself. Trouble don't last aways baby!
But until then, all kinds of hell coming down.
Will somebody please slap the*******(use your imagination) out of josefe the heffa.
How long will it be before maleny plays the baby daddy card on max, and ari will really be the baby daddy. I hope they don't do that,
I've had enough of that with" LSDP".
That AA girl would be good for julian, she already look like shes crushin on him anyway. This should be good tonight yall.
Kelly
Side note- Doris needs to dump Ari once and for all, as a friend and lover. She could do better.
Other side note- Was I the only one who didn't recognize Orlando at first? He cleans up really well.
Kelly
Just finishing up the episode so I'm getting to the comments way late in the day. I agree that the pace and acting is wonderful, but the strongest part of this episode for me is how much I hated Josefa. Seriously, what IS her problem with MD? Why does she hate her so much? This is the mystery that is plaguing me for this TN, even more than what Bustamante did that makes her blame him for her daughter's death and probably just as much as who Isela's real family is. I just can't fathom Josefa's obsession with Esperanza's family and MD in particular.
I am actually thankful for Josefa's big mouth today. Now MD will know soon since everyone now knows. I would have been very frustrated the false marriage was kept a secret for a long time.
I thought maybe MD was pregnant by the way she was so weak with the news. And since something has to keep everyone tied together, why not a love child with Dan?
I'm pretty sure that AA girl will end up with Julian by the end.
But Josefa is so cruel. I really do not get her maliciousness. MD already knows what happened, why does Josefa have to HUMILIATE her by telling the entire neighborhood about the most horrifying thing she's ever (unwittingly) done? It might be the meanest mean girl thing I've ever seen on a TN.
I thought Orlando was extra cute too all dressed up with nice hair. I hope he ends up with Doris.
I also thought Dan looked especially hawt this episode, maybe it was the white shirt and slacks, I don't know.
But I'm starting to believe that he really does love MD, and would have gone through with the church wedding and thereby making it legal? Does it do that?
What am I saying--it's a TN. Obsession is par for the course otherwise Dan wouldn't have stayed around long enough to fall in love with MD.
Cathyx - yes, I definitely feel like Dan's developed real feelings for MD. But they're superceded by his love of wealth. Maybe if his family were still rolling in dough, he'd happily marry her and spend the rest of his life belittling her upbringing, friends, etc.
As to Josefa's envy, I am wondering whether she was ever married to the father of her daughter. Was she slut-shamed back in the day for getting knocked up without benefit of clergy? Enquiring minds want to know!
I totally enjoyed the scene where Max comes out of nowhere and puts Dan in a headlock, Dan has nothing on muscle man Max.
I am very very happy that the sham marriage wasn't dragged out and we had Max & Leo as witnesses to the whole thing.
ITA agree about Dan developing feeling for MD, or at least as far as his tiny heart allows. I think part of it is the appeal of MD's purity of spirit and wholesomeness compared to the pit he and his family come from.
jlk
Also wanted to thank the recappers for the great job they are doing on this intriguing TN. Haven't been able to comment but just wanted to say THANK YOU!
jlk
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