Friday, August 14, 2015
Yo No Creo En Los Hombres, Capitulo 23, Thu 08-13-2015: Dance of the Rat Fink
Daniel and Susana trade sleaze. They both call Ivana stupid, but Dan crows that he’s got what she wants. “Oh you wouldn’t know what I mean because no man has ever touched you,” he taunts. Susie tries to slap him, but he blocks her and kisses (or almost kisses) her instead. Now she does manage to slap him because oy, the last thing she needs/wants is him trying his slimy moves on her too! He warns he that if she doesn’t get on Team Dan, she won’t even be allowed into the wedding, much less this house!
Mal comes creeping into Max’s apartment. He tells her he knows she and Dan argued at the club about Dan’s plan. Mal says Dan went nuts when she tried to stop him from carrying out his plot, and Ari defended her. “Are you saying he hit you?!” Max asks. She doesn’t deny it. Instead she says Dan’s under pressure because he bankrupted the family. He wants to marry Ivana to save them from financial ruin.
Part 2
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Well, now we finally know how Isela could be the sister of Josefa's dead daughter, but not her daughter. Josefa's man had a kid with another woman and dumped her in Jo's lap before taking off. Does this mean we might meet Isela's bio parents sometime later? Yeah, I totally was not impressed with the way Hon just dismisses Jo's abuse of Isela all these years.
I really wish Alma had told Ivana about the fake civil marriage. Gerry only knows about MD being ditched at the church altar because Dan rushed to be at Ivana' s bedside. Everyone else is dancing in circles to keep this info from her.
Ursula is a master at damage control.
This was begging for a catfight and sometimes the older actresses do it better. In this case I wish Honoria could have done more, so I hope this is a preview of things to come. Ho-sefa has been asking for this for a long time.
Maria Dolores really needs to open her eyes about Danny-Boy and now the fat's in the fire about the bankruptcy. She really needs to wonder about what else he's lied about.
Ari did have to worry about losing his job since it was Maleny who got Doris fired by Ivana.
Ursula should be able to teach damage control: Think of all the years of practice she's had to have with children like Danny-Boy and Mal-eny.
Mal-eny is truly delusional about moving in with Max, unless she's planning to do it while he's at the office and make it a fait accompli by the time he gets home. His facial expression would be priceless but this is so wrong-headed on her part. He is so not into her and if I were a writer on this series I'd give him a case of ED the next time she strips in front of him. Really, she's a bit of a prune.
"Dan stops her for a lesson in Rat Finking"
Don't even know where to start so much great fodder and my head spinning trying to keep up with the lies. The look on Maleny's face when she realized her spin might stick with Max awesome.
Orlando did a poor job selling to Isela why he remained quiet about Ari.
What does Fermin believe he accomplishes, pushing Jullian toward MD? Does he think he'll be rewarded if a relationship comes of it. Why not Jenny, she's crushing on Jullian already.
Looks like they cut the rapey kiss of Susana by Daniel. He went 0-60 in a flash.
Thanks Vivi, Urban, and Tofie!
Ursula may not be great at finances (though even Trump would probably have trouble keeping those two happy), but she's a spin doctor extraordinnaire. Dan inherited that and has clearly achieved master status as well; he played Ivana perfectly to get the wedding moved up. Man, if he had gone into Public Relations, they would've have ever had a money problem.
I'm thinking (hoping) Max will be all about Maleny staying over, but nix the bedplay.
And now that Honoria might have a clue that Jenny's into Julian, I think she'll try to steer that ship, subtly. I'm so glad Julian's got a secret admirer, not just for him but because Hon was getting really mean when it comes to MD. Like she can help it if she's not in Julian that way.
At lest her irrational annoyance isn't Josefa-level crazy. Jealousy is understandable, but the woman is clearly unbalanced. The way she hates on MD and fam really made me think there was something connecting MD to her daughter. I thought her daughter got involved with something or someone that MD refused to be a part of and it led to her death. If it's really just bad man luck, then that lunatic needs to be in a padded cell.
What's with Alma all in Maleny's corner, I hate those lurking moms?
For all of Josefa's bellicose nature, Honoria gives as good as she gets.
I'm actually enjoying Hon and Jo sparring. Those two can get really nasty with each other, but somehow keep it civil enough that they can actually socialize together. It's pretty impressive.
The people that know these things are not Ivana's enemies so it's incredibly frustrating having no one run to her to tell her what a piece of work Daniel is, warn her about him and make it clear that MD didn't know that he was dating both women since Ivana thinks that MD/Daniel were dating and laughing behind her back. Alma simply hinted that there is more to the story but she only even said anything after being provoked about her dress being an MD design. Gerry finally came clean about MD showing up to the hospital in a wedding dress but he doesn't know even half the story and at least he had a reason why he held back on telling her immediately - her baby's health.
What is everyone else's excuse? Someone really needs to clue her in to it all...but then again, that would probably make things too easy since this TN loves a good game of telephone where by the time the story ends up being relayed to the intended target, it's filled with a bunch of half truths, gossip and lies.
Thank you hellashelle for your recap! I can not be the only person who finds this TN incredibly confusing even with English subtitles so recaps really help. If there was ever a smart person's TN, this is it because the amount of lies being thrown out, exposed and replaced by new lies is alarming and everyone seems to think different versions of the same story and those versions change daily. Ahh - it's making me crazy!
Thank you for the road map, done in style. Yes, Vivi, I suggested a flow chart early on. But an If..Then wouldn't work. I definitely need some kind of visual help. At least they don't keep introducing important new characters every other episode.
This tn is also a clear example (or should I say many examples) of He Said...She Said (Sometimes With Lying Witnesses). But since the lies and the liers seem to change every episode, it's hard enough for them to keep the lies straight, let alone, us. I just live from episode to episode now.
I am really liking ALL the actors in their respective roles. Well done, casting. After QA, where I saw her for the first time, Adriana Louvier is really a darling. I've never seen Sophie Alexander before, but she's tearing up the scenery in her role.
Not much more to add. Packing.
Tofie--have a great trip. I'll be missing the end of Sombra, too.
Vivi--I meant to mention that the SS backyard could stand in for a hot tropical island. You are beaming--as if you were there!
Lied to MD while they were dating about his job, background, and intentions towards her.
Lied to Ivana (and everyone) about MD being a gold-digging slut, who chased him for his money, and who meant nothing to him.
Lied to Ivana and the rich folks that MD stole the dress and went laughing all the way to the bank/Lied to MD that he had no idea what happened to the dress.
Lied to MD that he really loves her, and his family was forcing Ivana on to him to solve their financial problems, but he was not a willing participant.
Lied to MD (and everyone) with a fake civil wedding, and that he was going against his family/mother to marry her (in reality his family knew it was fake).
Lied to Ivana that MD was just an affair, but he never intended to marry her, and she means nothing to him.
Ursula’s Lies:
Backs up each version of Dan’s lies.
Lied to the rich folks that MD came to her house, the fashion show, and the hospital just to make a scene and pressure Dan to be with her.
Lied that Dan lost the family money through bad business investments and is stressed and worried about the family, to the point of contemplating suicide (like his father)—which is why he feels pressured to marry Ivana.
Maleny’s Lies:
Backs up each version of Dan’s lies.
Back up each version of Ursula’s lies.
Lied to Max that Dan beat and threatened her into keeping quiet about the fake civil marriage.
Lies to Max all the time to cover her affair with Ari.
Ari’s Lies:
Lies to everyone (including his BFF Orly, and his lover Maleny) that Doris is just a friend, not his girlfriend.
Lies to Doris (and everyone) that Maleny is just an important client he can’t afford to lose.
Backs up versions of Maleny’s lies, and the versions of Dan’s lies she demands of him.
Lesser liars: Josefa (makes stuff up about MD whenever she can); Isela (makes stuff up to cover her seduction/revenge tracks); Hon (lies to cover up her real connection to Fermin and his connection to the murder of Espie’s husband).
I think that Ivana should plan a fake wedding to Dan. That way she can see how things go without the real commitment to him.
Spot On. Can't believe you banged this all out in such short order. Gracias.
This tn should be called Yo no Creo a Nadie. Todo el Mundo Miente.
Genius!
Hellashelle above→→→→→↑ that is Genius!
Let him see what it feels like to be used and lied to. He wouldn't know what hit him, cause
All he'd been lookin at is $$$$$$$. And then she vould snatch It right out of his handsThis would be worse on him than MD.
Hon should have pulled heffa down and jumped on top of her and just beat the crap out of her, tho I do like what she did do.
Max should just take MD away from there and marry her, and don't tell anyone till they get back.♡♥♡♥♡Just wishful thinkin yall.
Maleny need therapy immediately!!!!
So was the Gerry doing makeup thing a hint that he'll never be The One for Ivana? Or that's he totally IS The One because he's not a stupid macho jerk, just a guy who happens to work in fashion and is good at his job? (Please please please be the latter).
Kelly
Also, Dr. Spin (aka Ursula) really did make MD sound nuts. Out of context, her actions could totally be seen as Josefa like. The wedding dress in the hospital note especially makes her seem like a whack job. But just like with Dan, I'm surprised Ursula's spouting this nonsense. She mentioned Max spoke to MD at the event, doesn't she think he'll explain why?. She knows MD was in a wedding dress because there was supposed to be an actual wedding and she didn't even know Ivana was there; Leo can easily corroborate. And I don't care who may or may not have committed suicide, it's crazy to stage a fake wedding rather than just break up with someone. Ursula says MD was pressuring Dan -- with what?! Lord help us if Caludio's, The Judge, doesn't note these things.
Kelly - No, I think I was the one who set everyone thinking that Gerry was gay because of misinterpretig one of his lines and my own assumptions about TNs and how they portray male fashion designers (my thinking being heavily influenced by memories of TdA). I'm holding out hope that he is in fact Ivana's true love
Of course, we still have 98 episodes to go, so I suppose, even with all of the knots they've already created, we still have a long way to go.
I'm also really interested in Julian and Jenny (and I dearly hope there's a make over in there. We've all seen a million poor girl to Cinderella's, but I just want them to wash the product out of his hair and put him in something that doesn't make him look his father's age.) And I can't wait to watch Ari kick himself when Orly and Doris finally realize they're awesome together.
I feel bad for Isela though. I see her going down her dark path and I just want to tell her to hold on to the light (and tell Josefa to put a sock in it).
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