Caray, Caray!

Gomez Luna Clan

Julia asks Eladio for a divorce.  Julia tells him that she doesn't care if he resumes boinking Montseratt, as long as he keeps his mitts off of her.  Eladio tells her that she will live in fear in this house if she doesn't start being nice to him soon.  Julia says that she has always lived in fear.  She feared her father and now she fears her husband.  You'll have to come at me better than that buddy!  Eladio tells Julia that her attitude towards him determines how he treats David.  Before he leaves the room, he asks her to think about it. 

Eladio checks the GPS on Julia's phone and tells his hunky body guard Efrain, to keep a close eye on Julia.  I will be keeping an even closer eye on Efrain 'cause he is so fine.  Anyway, Eladio tells Efrain, the hunky body guard, that Julia's life has been threatened and he wants her stalked.  If she goes to the bathroom, Efrain had better be in the next stall.  He stresses that Efrain's life depends depends on it. 


Gabriela rushes into the living room aka the room where Franco normally mauls and gropes her.  Lucky for us, this time she's not there for that.  Instead, she finds David there and shows him the post that Daniela made.  Gaby tells David that both sisters are witches.  She also tells him about Nina insulting Julia in the nail spa.  She said that Montenegro is richer than your dad and that he has a bigger penis.  What?  No one attacks his momma and gets away with it!  David has now bought the hatin' on the Montenegros train ticket.   

Up in her bedroom, Julia tells Gaby that she asked Eladio for a divorce.  Gaby can't believe that she finally stood up for herself.  Julia tells Gaby that her father abused he mother, and she married a man just like her father. 

After hanging up the phone, Eladio screams for Franco!  He has learned that the Hautulco shipment has been stopped even though he paid in advance.  He tells Franco that he will lose a lot of business and money and instructs him to do something immediately.  David rushes in after hearing his father screaming at Franco.  Eladio tells David what happened and asks if he now understands why he punched Art in the nose.  David now agrees with Eladio that the Montenegros are the family from hell.  They are so bad, that they make David feel good about being a Gomez Luna. 

David tells his Eladio that he loves him and will help him destroy the Montenegros.  They hug it out.  Eladio almost tears up, so he has asked that we talk amongst ourselves while he composes himself.    Here's a mystery:  Both Eladio and Artie dress up  in suits to work in their home offices.  Please discuss.   

Eladio says that this is the happiest day of his life.  Eladio explains his version of the Gomez-Luna/Montenegro feud to David.  He worked hard Montenegro Sr, but when Art came to work for him, Art got jealous of the relationship that Eladio had with his father.  Once Sr. died, Eladio worked for Art.  Art was jealous of Eladio's success and fired Eladio for embezzlement.  Eladio was left penniless.  A man mobster named Frank Smith, God rest his soul (Eladio had him whacked) had faith in Eladio and took a chance on him.  Eladio goes over to a small chest of drawers and removes a picture of Mr. Smith.and shows it to David.  David is surprised to learn that his father's business is legit.  He's always thought that Eladio was shady.  Eladio tells him that Montenegro stopped the shipment by threatening the vendor. Unbeknownst to Eladio, Julia is outside listening.  David agrees to work for Eladio.  Eladio welcomes David aboard.  He's happy that Art strong-armed the vendor because it brought the family together again.  Eladio finally notices Julia and tells her of the good news.  Julia give David a hug.  Eladio reminds Julia that she is keeping his part of the bargain by being nice to Dave.  Julia is happy but says that she needs to see more before she will sleep with trusts him again. 

Franco returns to Eladio's office and says he did what Eladio instructed him to do.  Eladio tells Franco that David will be working with them. 

Julia returns to her bedroom and tells Gabriela that Dave is now working with Eladio.  She didn't ask for the divorce because everyone is happy happy joy joy! 

Eladio, Julia, Franco, David and Gabriela are having a celebratory toast at a swanky restaurant.  Eladio and David toast to their common goal.  They will destroy Montenegro.  Julia doesn't want David to inherit a part in the family feud.  She wants her son to work on normal projects.  The men agree that the only good Montenegro is a dead Montenegro.  They will squash that business.  Franco says that he and Dave will work together.  Eladio agrees that they will win now that Dave's on board. 

The family returns home home and everyone goes off to bed except Gaby and Franco.  Franco tries to pull Gaby into their sexual tryst room aka the living room, Gaby is not in the mood for any francofurter tonight.  She reminds him that she doesn't like boinking in her aunt's house.  She asks Franco why he's upset.  He wants to know why Dave hates the Montenegros all of a sudden.  Why does Dave get to work with Eladio?  Gaby reminds him that Dave is Eladio's only son.  Franco asks Gaby if she knows how David found out that Eladio punched Art.  Gaby says that she's dropped it.  It doesn't matter anymore.  Anyway, Gaby says that they maybe they can boink tomorrow night.  She's needs her beauty sleep.  Franco gets all pissed because Dave is in the house and now he will have to take another cold shower. 


Montenegro Clan

Once again, Augustin and Art are wasting time and money discussing Art's feelings about Julia because that's what rich and powerful business men that run international companies sit around doing all day.  Artie gets on the phone and calls some guy named Raul.  He tells Raul stop the shipment of the Hautulco Construction Project materials to Gomez Luna.  Arturo threatens him with the loss of Montenegro business if he ships a hammer to Hautulco. 

He's not getting through to Arturo.  Augustin accuses Arturo of trying destroy Eladio because of Julia, not because it's good for business.  He also says that Arturo is pretending to be mad at Nina because he can't have Julia.  Arturo agrees.  He says that Aug's 100% right.  Augustin then points out that Julia's situation is her fault.  Preach!  If Julia is being "abused", she is the one who married Eladio out of revenge for Susana!  So what if Eladio paid her father's debts?  Amen! Julia knew that Eladio was Art's arch enemy and she married Art's arch enemy on purpose! Let the choir sing!  She's not victim!  Reverend Augustin tells the truth, someone pass the offering plate!  Art says that Julia shouldn't have to pay the rest of her life for making one mistake.  Augustin takes a shot of tequila. 

Regina is in her bedroom working when Connie comes in and shows her the post.  Regina is certain that Dani had something to do with it.  She says that she will not confront Dani or defend herself because she wants David to know that they can never, ever, ever be together again.   

Daniela visits her father in the home office.  Dinner is ready!  She tells him that she's ready to take her punishment and she won't complain.  Art says that he'd better not hear her mouth for the next 15 days.   

In the dining room, Nina is in the process of deflecting questions about the wedding.  Artie, Augustin, Daniela, and Regina walk in.  Nina jumps all over Regina for causing a scandal.  Regina tells Daniela that she knows all about the post.  She knows Dani hacked her account, but she took it down.  She tells Dani not to ever speak to her again.  Dani tells her dad that Gina is being a big fat meanie!  Later, alone in her bedroom, Regina looks at pictures of David and her kissing in Queretaro. 

Once again, Miguel is inappropriately hanging out in his brother's bedroom with his brother's wife.  Connie hands him Erick's passwords.  Petra, the maid, runs in without knocking, tells them that dinner is ready.  No one tells Petra that it is inappropriate for the maid to enter the room without knocking?  She wants them to come now so it doesn't get cold.  Petra feels the tension and tries to hang out, but they rush her out of the room.  Miguel wants to know why Connie still wants him to investigate Erick.  Connie tells him that she's knocked up.  Miguel asks if she's sure she's preggers because it's rare that he hears her husband having sex with her.  Not that Miguel stalks her or anything.  Ahem.  But, if her were her stalker, he figures that he would have heard them having sex more often.  Erick enters the room and rightly asks what the hell Miguel is doing in his bedroom alone with his wife.  Connie tells Erick that they were just chatting.  Erick tells her to stop chatting with the bastard.  Connie corrects him and says that he is your brother, he's not a bastard.  Question!  If dumb Dani can hack into Gina's account, why can't a college educated man with a masters degree in computer science figure out how to hack into his brother's account. 


WTF Family

For the love of goodness?  Will someone please kick this woman's bucket already?  I mean really.  Clara and Maribel are talking about how Gisela upset her kid by asking a lot of questions about her health.  Francisco walks in the Alcapulco tickets.  He's got another surprise for Maribel!  His father is a doctor and will give her a second opinion for free.  They all go out and celebrate with tacos.  Francisco's paying!  Gisela comes in and angrily says that Maribel doesn't deserve this!  She doesn't deserve the free second opinion, the free tacos or the free Acapulco tickets?  She didn't make herself clear.   The next morning, Gisela follows Maribel, Francisco and Clara down the street.  Maribel has seen Francico's doctor, they are just waiting for the results.  She has her meds.  So what?  Who cares?

A Bar in Mexico City

Erick meets with two men who want a copy of the proposal.  He says that he is not sure that he wants to betray his father.  They tell him to check his bank account.  Someone hands him a tablet and he agrees to provide the proposal.  He stresses that the deposited amount is only a down payment.    They congratulate him on stabbing his father in the back.  Once they leave, Erick is relieved that the down payment will cover the check that he wrote to the Ratt. 

Erick calls Montseratt.  He wants to tell her that he's almost rich but she doesn't pick up her phone. 

The Ratt Hole

The Ratt can't pick up because she has a visitor.  Eladio is there to discuss the abortion of the fake baby.  She tells him that Aldo is going to the clinic with her.  Eladio says that Aldo had better keep his mouth shut.  Outside of Montseratt's apartment, Eladio gets a call from Franco who informs him that Art's probably got the vote to be prez of the association.  Eladio tells him to investigate Art and get some dirt on him.  Franco says that he will go after the kids.  He also tells Eladio that Dave didn't come to work today.  Eladio says that he doesn't have to explain to Franco why he hired Dave. 

Rehab Facility 

Artie and Nina accompany Dani to her doctor's visit.  The doctor asks Dani why she's a lush.  Dani blames it all on Art and family problems.  Nina and Art aren't buying it.  Dani's the lush, but the doctor recommends that Nina and Art attend marriage counseling because they argue to much...according to Dani.  It's not clear to me whether Dani's going to rehab, but I say no, no, no! Cheesy, I know. 

Café del Sur

The paps spot Dani entering a coffee shop and yell out questions about her cancelled wedding.  David sees Regina, but she runs into the bathroom to avoid him.  When she comes out, Dave walks towards her and she conveniently has a slip and fall accident.  The lawyers are licking their chops.  Dave is about to kiss her, but the paps rush in.  The paps want to know if her relationship with David is the reason that she cancelled the wedding.  Both she and Dave deny, deny, deny!  The paps claim that they saw them kiss during her slip and fall accident.  Dave rides off on his motorcycle and follows her car.  They meet on another corner and Dave breaks up with her because of her family.  Her mom attacked his mother and her dad is a big fat doodie head.  Gina gets out of the car and they begin to argue.  The paps are there to capture the fight.   

Gomez-Luna Offices

Franco is studying a picture of Erick on his phone.  Maritnia, the secretary with benefits, walks in and they discuss his problems with Gaby and Eladio.  He inappropriately touches her in the glass office.  He tells her that he is only with Gaby to get closer to Eladio and an inheritance.  Marintia, the secretary with benefits, tells him that he can't control his woman.  Franco tells her that he's pissed about Dave working for his uncle. 

One of the men that Erick has been meeting with visits Eladio in his home office.   He tells him that Erick took the bait...hook, line and sinker.  The man tells Eladio that he has sent the transference.  Eladio pontificates how Art will feel when he finds out that his own son betrayed him.

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