Caray, Caray!

Who’ll be the first over the moon?  Let us see…..

• Ana Laura says “Sí” but balks at being bedded before being wedded.  Her leg of lead stops them dead.  They head home instead, while most of the family are filled with dread that down the wrong road Ramiro has A Lloro led.

• Meanwhile, Ana Lucia and Santiago drive back to the place where it all began for them.  They promise each other they’ll never love another.  A mistaken Evaristo tells Mama Solidad that they’re more than likely saying their good-byes cuz he’s on his way to somewhere that ensures they’ll never see hide nor hair of each other again.



• However, the two of them are pledging their eternal love to each other on the shore of a small lagoon and sealing it with quite a bit more than just a sloppy kiss.  (Condoms or birth control pills, may have been missed from the list. Viewerville is taking bets that it’s not long till A Lucky’s choosing baby names and Sole is pissed! )

• Back in Uptown, El Tío Mariano has police over to captcha Ram.  He’s ready for a bit of fisty cuffs when Ram and Ana-Lloro finally arrive a casa.  The useless po-po go.

• We’re back to love by the lagoon.  The two are doing the deed indeed.  (I say, ok.  But enough with the fruity rust-colored, wife beater color-coordinated tee shirt SanMarco’s been wearing under his blue plaid button down shirt.  What red-blooded macho-man wears coordinated tanks like this?  Who dresses these male leads like this?  Definitely it’s somebody light in his Ferragamos…..—And one more thing.  These two actors are lovers in real life and have a kid together.  I feel ever time I see a bed scene with these two I am a peeping Tomasa…..)

• Across town, Ana Leticia and Ernestina worry what’s happening outside in the front drive.  Certainly Mo is putting Ram in his place.  Suddenly A-Leticia is hit with hot-flashes and heads upstairs for a bubble bath and lusty thoughts about dead Marcello.

• Ram stops Mo in his tracks by mentioning matrimony is in the works.  Over Mo’s dead body!  However, Leonor is over the moon herself to hear it.  A-Lo tries standing up for herself and Viewerville cheers.  Mo accuses her of buying his love.  Ram denies it.  A-Lo goes inside and Mo tries buying off Ramiro.  I doesn’t work.

• Inside, Ana Leticia, aka Ana MíMí, races upstairs to get her digs in under the guise of caring sisterhood.  She eavesdrops on A-Lo telling Leo how it felt kissing Ram, and that she knew he felt it too, and he’s the love of her life and that she followed her advice to listen to his side of things.  Also, tho’ the things he said frightened and shocked and disturbed her about her sister, A MiMi.  He swore she plotted and planned it all to drive the two of them apart.  Suddenly in bursts A MiMi before Leo can opine and puts the servant in her humble place, eating as well as baking the humble pie.  Once she’s shooed away, A MiMi twists and turns the truth again and makes A-Lo doubt herself once more.  “—You’re problem is you’re so gullible!”  A-Lo determines she’ll never trust men again.  She drops the engagement ring into the trash: thus master manipuladora and mastered martyr.

• Outside, Ernestina comes to chase Ramiro off and tell him a thing or two beforehand.  Ram stops her cold with possible news about what Marc learned about her missing granddaughter before dying.  Erni wants to hear it but Mo bullies her out of it and Ram leaves.

• Once Ram’s gone, Mo persuades Erni she’s barking up the wrong tree since A-MiMi herself told him Marcelo knew nothing when he died.  She avoided telling Ern that because of her ill-health.

• Soledad is up at all hours worrying about her daughter’s whereabouts.  Remedios tells her her worries are unfounded [sin pila].

• The next morning A-Lucky and SanMarco celebrate the night before by swimming in the lagoon in their skivvies.

• At the same time, Orlando is once more bugging Chana for Sole and A-Lucky’s whereabouts.  The woman kidnapped her daughter and has now absconded with her.  The police are searching.  Rubbish, says Chana.  Nobody knows a thing unless you opened your big mouth to somebody.  Orly swears he didn’t.

• A-Lucky and SanMarco call Soledad from San Nicolas and tell Sole that she’s fine.

• Ram goes to the apartment to meet up with Iñaki but finds A-MiMi there instead in her vamping finest.She razzes him and shows him his engagement ring is now on her finger instead.  Yep, she picked it out of the trash where A-Lo pitched it.  She sniggers at him. “—Really, couldn’t you have managed anything nicer than this?”  Ramiro stares at her but holds back from mouthing off—just yet.

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