Thursday, July 28, 2016
Sueño de amor, Ep. 95 (7.28.16) With faith and patience (and lies of course) everything is possible -Esperanza Guerrero
"Fe y paciencia"
We start this hodgepodge in Esperanza's bedroom, where she is telling Pato that it could be the weevils talking, but she is seriously considering Ernesto proposal. After all, she can drop dead any minute and this could be like a reward for everything he has done for her lately (greased her hinges) and doin' it she could convince Ricardo once and for all to forget her. Talk about killing two birds with one stone! Just to die afterwards!
Meanwhile, in the De la Colina penthouse, Ernesto gets all the pictures, both digital and printed, from Anastasia, who turning a new leaf in her life, has decided to stop blackmailing the father/grandfather of her son. She wants to start from scratch and confesses that in the beginning, is true that she didn't love Luca but he had that attractive that only GWM have (Guys with money) and after getting to know him better she started to love him, only to spoil it all by sleeping with his father. Bad mistake!
And speaking about Luca, In the Guerrero's living room, Pedro shows his squirmy brother in law the famous chinese weevils, that can cure everything from halitosis to broken bones. The secret is eat them alive in ascending order, adding one more each day until reaching 70, then go back to one and rest 10 days before starting all over again. This weevil thing goes perfect with the seeds you already have inside thanks to the new line of Lala yogurts. The plan is that you can grow your own weevil farm inside you living off your intestinal flora and fauna like microscopic avatars so you don't have the bother to count forward and backwards. Pedro, seeing how squeamish Luca is even adds that after ingesting them, he can feel this "animals" crawling inside his whole body!!
Esperanza, who is ready to go graze in the green pastures in the valley of the Lord, and who could grab a red hot nail if someone tells her it has healing powers, like the idea, after all, where would that farm grow if she doesn't have a stomach? The weevils will have a field trip down her intestines like a waterslide in Schlitterbahn!
Sale! Y vale!
In the house of the two stone lions, Ricardo doubts he should spend the night once again (like he needs more encouragement) with Cristina Vélez valderrama (or CVV for short) and decides to go back home, but Selena wants to stay so he leaves her there taking Rodriguito with him.
Oh! It would be so super if WE ALL LIVE TOGETHER!! Right Dad? wink!
Please excuse my kids Cristina, we didn't rehearse that...
But CVV, who is very strict has gained the nickname of "sargento", because she wants them to WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE EATING. Even when the liver can not process sweets before going to bed, they all have cereal for supper.
Ricardo, who probably trained his kids to say this so he could jump in, says that his house would be the perfect home for all of them, since is close to school, it has 4 bedrooms and 2 baths, sure, replies CVV, the girls can share a room! Besides, CVV's car is not allowed to be used some days of the week due to the "Hoy no circula" and that way the savings on gas would be tremendous! BTW... Have you seen CVV circulate? I have never, I am sure she doesn't even have a car! Anyhoo
But, seriously, how can you say no to a grown woman making that whistle voice and the duck lips? Mmm, and the sweet rewards she offers every time she remembers how grateful she is for recovering her lost daughter!! Only a crazy man could refuse all that!
Ricardo calls them "sex taxes". Everything I do for you have them, so pay up, woman!
Damn!
Meanwhile, somewhere else in the city, under the spell of a live performer, Adrián has his romantic dinner Lucas style with Estrella, but since they're both "underage" can only drink bubbly apple juice. Probably Red Apple's ale never replied Osorios emails.
Yesterday I was making fun of Jarifa who had to endure the corny Patolucas romantic dinner scene and God was I punished!! Now I have to cover Adrián's.
Also in the pure Luca style, and I don't know if he also recommended this, Adrian starts his speech about the falling star and the crazy meteor that met once and improved both lives while a rather skinny but very fit woman plays the sax live (or juaréver instrument you have to blow). Suddenly, and not part of the romantic theme, we see the Mad hatter from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, letting us know the plans to do something evil to one of them. It's Kracy! This woman don't cease to amaze me! I hope nobody else sees her, or she will end up paying royalties to Walt Disney!
Unaware to the danger, Adrián gives Estrella a charm in the shape of an interlocking puzzle piece because the theme song says so and the symbol of a number 8 laying down.
Noooo! Its the infinity sign! Because you and I will be together to infinity and beyond!
I thought the puzzle thing was Kiko and Salma's, Hey hey hey, remember?
Kracy, much ado about nothing, almost die of boredom with this two while listening and making her own plans. The more she listen, the angrier she gets!
Eutanasia goes to tell Ernesto that the results for the newest ADN test will be out in two days, but her nervousness at the sole mention of the name Kracy is not because she knows where she is or anything of that sort, she is so frightened, the name just gives her the chills. She made me hit her you might remember... Yes I do.
Ernesto suspects something weird Kracy related is going on here, so after Anastasia leaves, he calls Remigio, Murillo's disposable replacement to see him the next day as early as possible.
Esperanza, with nothing better to do after eating her share of weevils, inquiries Pedro about a dead subject. Kristel. God, talk about bringing back the dead! I had completely forgotten about her! Thanks for reminding me! Now I am going to have to find a screwdriver and stick it up my nose.
But Pedro's heart is in a lotta pain right now, first, because her mother's life slips out of her with the sands of the hourglass, and second, because even when not even her parents mention her, Kristel still runs around his mind all the time, she must be exhausted! Luckily, hearts heal with time, mapa said. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow and maybe not with Aranza, but it will heal, you will see...
Well, if is not Aranza, they're plenty other fish in the sea, said mapa.
Was it good for you?
Patolucas in the postcoitus bliss share their hibiscus tea and keep talking about the love they share and how much they will keep loving each other.
Was it good for you? I felt you all day inside me. I mean, I was concerned about comparisons between you know who, given the case that this was my fist time (with you, that day, after swimming, since my math test, you pick one) and all... I am sorry I was a virgin, with no experience, I had nothing else to offer you.
-Don't worry. You were wonderful dear.
-Oh, please stop or I will cry. I am getting all wet already.
-Never mind, you passed the "this is not a test" test.
Leggo my eggo
Viviana and Mario have the waffle breakfast for people who eat chia seeds with Lala milk green label, from cows that have never fought among themselves for a bull.
-I made this waffles myself- claims the husband- picked the strawberries and milked the cows.
-Really?
-Nooo, the waffles are actually Kellog's, but since we never got their check in time, I can not show the box!
-Oh, we are so happy, munch, munch!
Check this: When they move the table ever slightly, the carton of milk appears to be empty, after all, it is only a prop.
Its night time and Esperanza, Ricardo and Cristina go to bed. Each in his/her own house, not all together, you silly! They don't need the ratings THAT BAD!
The only one sleepless is Ernesto, who is deleting all evidence and burning another offering to the gods of crime.
...y al día siguiente!
False hope and warrior
Pedro and Esperanza, who already have a huge weevil farm with more insects than they can eat, share them with Ernesto, who joins them expecting this little things will make him a new kidney. Or help him sleep better. The appointment to Dr Virotherapy is at 8am.
Pato, who has had worse things in her mouth, runs away disgusted. C'mon, they taste like bread and oats, since that's all they eat!
In their house, the Alegramas get ready for school with a mountain of plush dolls pending over their heads. Ricardo gets instructions of substituting the english teacher for 3 level. Sir, yes sir!
He calls April miss december. Remind me in 12 years when I open the spread of a magazine!
With the weevils still swimming in gastric juices, the Guerreros, Carmona and De la Colina go see the virotherapy specialist and surprise him with their knowledge. They seem to know more than he does, even when he graduated from the University around the corner.
Well let me tell you something, this alternative medicine will work for sure, if you take it during a stampede of wild elephants running through your living room between 3:30 and 4 pm on a 4th of july while is hailing, oh, and if there's also a baby zebra with them!*
Another thing in the list that Esperanza will have to repay Ernesto as soon as she gets the money from her piece of land, is helping her to receive this therapy this fast!
So, in order to shrink that list and seeing how anxious Ernesto is of marrying her, SHE SAY YES!!
I don't love you and you know it, but I like every thing you have done for me lately.
Quoting Pato, love is not enough, but obligation is...
While Silvana cleans the toilets and complains of the stench left there by all this rich kids that eat god knows what, Salma sits nearby and seems like this is the right moment for that mother daughter talk that was pending months ago. Nobody loves me, every body hates me. No mommy, it is the smell... it is making you see things that doesn't exists.
With all the money he says he has, Isaac Rey should be buying his son a comb
In the principal's office, Bárbara has a very heated discussion regarding Isaac Rey and his son, because he is almost the co-owner of the school and has threatened to retire his support just because Paulo has been suspended for a week. Imagine if he gets expelled!
CVV is firm and will never go back so she prefers quitting rather than bend over Isaac's whims. Paulo isa bully and that need to be addressed and as a pedagogue, my job is to see that done. Otherwise, I rather go. What it will be? Can I stay or can I go? My values, my integrity and my principles are not on sale. This fight will not be easy but which one is?
Paño de lágrimas
Outside, unaware of the turmoil inside, Margarita (everybody's only best friend and handkerchief to swipe away the tears) and Ricardo open their hearts to each other. She thinks he is going a little fast and he thinks she is a little slow. Literally.
Soon you will have your own kids and will be happy. All couples have fights and then make up.
Then he tells her that she is his only friend (where have I heard that before?), she gets flirty and replies, it's up to you, we could be a lot MORE! Bombo, que digo bombo, Bombón!
And Félix is not jealous? After all, you are a married woman...
He is not, and if he were, he would have two jobs, get mad and get fine (tiene dos trabajos: enojarse y contentarse). Seeing Ricardo's face, Margarita guesses Félix is behind her. Yes!
The thing is that Félix HAS HEARD the whole thing and is actually not upset because his self esteem is over the top and he considers himself "handsomer" than Ricardo!!
Paying no attention to his presence, Margarita and Ricardo continue talking, and she says, don't lie to yourself, be true to your heart and give yourself to CVV (besides, that's what I have predicted would happen, don't make look bad bombo)
Ricardo gives her his 3 theories
a) Esperanza loves me so much that she lied to me as a love sacrifice
b) Esperanza thought she loved me, but when she saw herself close to death preferred to die with the man she always loved, Ernesto
c) all of the above. Noooo! CVV is the answer, my personal firewoman of love
But all that has no meaning now, since Esperanza excluded me from her life. Two of those theories hurt me but the third one makes me very happy down there
Astrid is the new Amira
Since Salma's attempt abortion, Astrid is seldom shown and worse, when she does briefly, she doesnt speak anymore, probably the shock took her voice).
In one of those rare scenes that take place in the classroom, the Galactic Four (more like the teenage mutant misfits) Adrián, Salma, Estrella and Kiko (with his Chapulín Colorado backpack no wonder people bully him- he deserves it) rush to pay homage to their favorite teacher, who just entered the room, with Hanna Barbera sounds and everything! Esperanza, who just waxed her head, try to keep it clean with a red towel.
After the confession, they have made her a huge poster where they say
"You have taught us to never give up!
You will be forever with us!" (or at least the memories of you, in our hearts)
...and yet another day later!
Ernesto is in he middle of his favorite flashback (Esperanza said yes) when Regino arrives. Go do your magic trick and disappear Kracy!
Venus de Lentejuelón
In her place, Eutanasia tries to talk Kracy into moving out but she gets a 9mm gun in her head instead.
-So yesterday you said you loved me and now you want to get rid of me? A cornered wild animal is capable of anything! Your baby will be better off without you. Look yourself in my mirror, I didn't want my kids so I went to Africa most of the time!
And just as Kracy is about to shoot her TBF (temporary best friend), there's a knock at the door and is Remigious, who came to find the whereabouts of Kracy. She takes the baby as a hostage and forces Anastasia to lie, denying her presence there.
In one of those funny moments Osorio likes so much, Silvana goes to clean CVV's office but before, she throws all her garbage over Quintina, as revenge for being a traitor and destroying her life, her life that stealing from the school was so perfect and nice!
Once inside, she reminiscence the long lost years when she was the principal and tries to steal again, but is found by CVV, who just came back from the bathroom...
...and out she goes again! I don't know what else CVV was doing outside again, the thing is that she got to the hall just in time to see Ricardo holding Esperanza very, very close not knowing that he was only helping her because she fainted and was probably trying to give her the heimlich maneuver or the mouth to mouth resuscitation or a kiss, juaréver!
*Fool coverage- Daffy Duck
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Permalink posted by 
: Thursday, July 28, 2016 at 7:23:00 PM EDT
: Thursday, July 28, 2016 at 7:23:00 PM EDT
Hi All. I must have missed notice of the time switch to afternoon! What happened? Sorry if this is asking for a redundancy. Were the ratings low, or what? I've been dealing with family issues so am trying to catch up on what's going on in telenovela world. Are any of the prime-time shows humorous? Thanks so much for this wonderful site and the terrific recappers.
Gracias por lo que me toca.
They probably changed it so we could have a Renata Notni double treat seeing her first as Licenciada Paloma and then as the teenager Pato. LOL!
They probably changed it so we could have a Renata Notni double treat seeing her first as Licenciada Paloma and then as the teenager Pato. LOL!
Permalink posted by : Thursday, July 28, 2016 at 8:30:00 PM EDT
: Thursday, July 28, 2016 at 8:30:00 PM EDT
Pablo, this was very entertaining. Kiko with his "Chapulín Colorado" backpack and bullying was a hoot as well as all of your descriptions of the medicinal weevil consumption. Thank you for the recap.
When Adrián said "Al infinito". All I could think of was " y más allá" and Buzz Lightyear.
I had a much more sinister association for Tracy in her clown costume: John Wayne Gacy. That costume just topped off the creep factor.
I admired Ernesto's proactive action in reference to Tracy and having her offed ASAP as well as Cristina threatening to quit if Bárbara Santillana did not back her up in disciplining Paulo the brat.
Those scenes with Tracy threatening Anastasia with the went on waaaaaay too long. Every time they came back to one I could not believe it was just more of the same old same old.
Pato was sooooo pathetic and insecure about her sex with Luca. She was simply annoying.
I laughed at the "one friend "Ricardo/Margarita/Félix comic relief.
Fun episode.
When Adrián said "Al infinito". All I could think of was " y más allá" and Buzz Lightyear.
I had a much more sinister association for Tracy in her clown costume: John Wayne Gacy. That costume just topped off the creep factor.
I admired Ernesto's proactive action in reference to Tracy and having her offed ASAP as well as Cristina threatening to quit if Bárbara Santillana did not back her up in disciplining Paulo the brat.
Those scenes with Tracy threatening Anastasia with the went on waaaaaay too long. Every time they came back to one I could not believe it was just more of the same old same old.
Pato was sooooo pathetic and insecure about her sex with Luca. She was simply annoying.
I laughed at the "one friend "Ricardo/Margarita/Félix comic relief.
Fun episode.
Yes, Dona Felipe, the ratings were that low. Prime time humor? This was the only hope and we have been in the vale of tears for ages.
Well... this one has a little of everything, including sound effects.
Here you can see pranking kids, bullies, murder, fail weddings, kidnapping, lying, a lot of lying, more shooting, death threats, old people drooling over everything that breathes and has pants, jealousy, people disappearing, people sent to Tabasco, and the list goes on and on and on. I am sure that if you watch this, you will find something funny. I do. WHEN I READ THE RECAPS!! jajaja!
Here you can see pranking kids, bullies, murder, fail weddings, kidnapping, lying, a lot of lying, more shooting, death threats, old people drooling over everything that breathes and has pants, jealousy, people disappearing, people sent to Tabasco, and the list goes on and on and on. I am sure that if you watch this, you will find something funny. I do. WHEN I READ THE RECAPS!! jajaja!
Permalink posted by : Thursday, July 28, 2016 at 8:40:00 PM EDT
: Thursday, July 28, 2016 at 8:40:00 PM EDT
Pablo thanks for this quick recap because I wasn't looking for it to be up this soon. but hey,good. Thank you. I can't believe pato Told luca she felt him inside her all day long. I wonder how the actress felt saying that. pato may not be a virgin down under but she is still one in her childlike mind. She can hardly wait for the next time. I hope they used protection.
the lean Cuisine of bugs and their journey to the depths of the humam digestive system. O the stories those little buggies could tell. Its a bugs life y'all, it's a bugs life. That was a funny movie. Are these remedies real or is this something mr. Osorio thunk up for this tn? any takers?
Since it's supposed to be a comedy the bugs might work in healing such a devastating disease. Maybe he decided to bring some Smiles into it. laughter. that laughter thing ain't workin. Stay tuned tomorrow for the adventures of THE BUGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GUTS! dun dun dun!!!
thanks Pablo.
the lean Cuisine of bugs and their journey to the depths of the humam digestive system. O the stories those little buggies could tell. Its a bugs life y'all, it's a bugs life. That was a funny movie. Are these remedies real or is this something mr. Osorio thunk up for this tn? any takers?
Since it's supposed to be a comedy the bugs might work in healing such a devastating disease. Maybe he decided to bring some Smiles into it. laughter. that laughter thing ain't workin. Stay tuned tomorrow for the adventures of THE BUGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GUTS! dun dun dun!!!
thanks Pablo.
Permalink posted by : Thursday, July 28, 2016 at 9:44:00 PM EDT
: Thursday, July 28, 2016 at 9:44:00 PM EDT
Pablo, what a great, detailed recap.
Things have really heated up and I know I'm missing a lot.
"Esperanza, who is ready to go graze in the green pastures in the valley of the Lord, and who could grab a red hot nail if someone tells her it has healing powers" and "he calls Remigio, Murillo's disposable replacement" were among many favorites.
Aranza has consistently been one of the smartest and most savvy characters. I loathe they haven't given her more of a story line. Her role now seems to be to continue to pine for bun boy. Why? Heaven knows. Pablo, she should take this advice: "Well, if is not Aranza, they're plenty other fish in the sea, said mapa". But from what I'm reading, perhaps sniveling Kristel will be back ere the end. Sigh.
So Esperanza plans to marry Ernesto. Girl, that is not a sacrifice. He is hawt. Get real. Although a liar and murderer, his heart beats for you. And only you.
Jarifa, I did see Tracy prancing around in that clown costume the other day. Your "That costume just topped off the creep factor" nailed it.
I'm glad I missed all the tiny critters. Nina, your "the lean Cuisine of bugs and their journey to the depths of the humam digestive system" had me smiling.
Pablo, you are so creative. Thank you for the terrific recap.
Diana
Things have really heated up and I know I'm missing a lot.
"Esperanza, who is ready to go graze in the green pastures in the valley of the Lord, and who could grab a red hot nail if someone tells her it has healing powers" and "he calls Remigio, Murillo's disposable replacement" were among many favorites.
Aranza has consistently been one of the smartest and most savvy characters. I loathe they haven't given her more of a story line. Her role now seems to be to continue to pine for bun boy. Why? Heaven knows. Pablo, she should take this advice: "Well, if is not Aranza, they're plenty other fish in the sea, said mapa". But from what I'm reading, perhaps sniveling Kristel will be back ere the end. Sigh.
So Esperanza plans to marry Ernesto. Girl, that is not a sacrifice. He is hawt. Get real. Although a liar and murderer, his heart beats for you. And only you.
Jarifa, I did see Tracy prancing around in that clown costume the other day. Your "That costume just topped off the creep factor" nailed it.
I'm glad I missed all the tiny critters. Nina, your "the lean Cuisine of bugs and their journey to the depths of the humam digestive system" had me smiling.
Pablo, you are so creative. Thank you for the terrific recap.
Diana
Permalink posted by : Friday, July 29, 2016 at 7:29:00 AM EDT
: Friday, July 29, 2016 at 7:29:00 AM EDT
Steve, this was moved this past Monday, airing at 3 pm Eastern.
Diana
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Permalink posted by : Friday, July 29, 2016 at 11:12:00 AM EDT
: Friday, July 29, 2016 at 11:12:00 AM EDT
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