Saturday, April 25, 2020
Me Declaro Culpable #49, 4/24/20: It All Starts to Unravel
Labels: culpable
My only advice for the characters:
Mauro, don't kill Ingrid. She deserves to find out that Orange is not the new Black. and please tell someone the truth about your wife's death; it's been driving us flies on the wall completely mad.
Natalia, you need to tell both your father and grandfather about your mother's abuse that kept you silent all this time. She is long past the point of deserving your obedience or care. Not only will you spare yourself more pain you will never have to hear the word nene again.
Gael, get Franco alone and close the door before you tell him -- sotto voce --
what you overheard.
Franco, show that video to Alba so she can tell you it was edited to suit Julian's agenda and get after that journalist and put the fear of the law into him.
If I were in Natalia's shoes I would have thrown Roberta off the balcony ages ago. This girl should havespread her wings and flown the coop by now if only to get away from that waterfall of poison.
Lots of clever quips and capitulo headings in this one, but my favorite was
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THANK YOU! How many times have we have to listen to that love you, love you more drivel from these two uninteresting characters. Once the lovemaking starts to lose its juice, what are they possibly going to have to say to each other? Their respective brains are so empty you could move a couple of wandering tribes in there.
Kudos to you for noticing the oddity of Roberta ranting from a seated position. I just let that slip right past me. It would be interesting to learn how the actress really did injure herself.
Enjoyed Sleeping Beauty and Father Knows Best and absolutely loved your description of Ingrid's fringes as worthy of a voodoo encampment. Ditto for those noxious potions she stirs up. How does she have access to all this poison I wonder? Shagging a pharmacist in her spare time maybe?
For me, way too much time spent on Alba and Franco's misunderstandings. Those two bore me almost as much as Nat and Soggy Pao. I'd still rather see Bianca and Gael, even if they're not destined for romance.
Oh well. Enjoyed the recap thoroughly and happy that you had a wonderful birthday. April People should always have joyous celebrations. They're buena gente for sure.
I love the white bedspread, too. I just love matelassé.
I noticed Roberta sitting a lot. Maybe she fell off her shoes.
My favs:
--- MDC-Virus
--- He takes a pill for all the pain in the butt he’s caused and is about to cause. (And I want to take a pill because he IS a pain in the butt)
--- Dr. Spock (the MD, not the half-Vulcan)
--- Ingrid, whose beaded necklace looks like it belongs in a Mardi Gras parade or a voodoo encampment
--- Nat and Pao Have a Bedtime Chat
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(Pure genius, Anita, and I might borrow it)
Mauro’s twice-dissing of Julian in that office convo was my favorite part of this episode. Juls is such scum. Yesterday's plaid jacket was the least offensive, but his pathological lying just .... ugh.
Alba had blood work done on Gabe when Ingrid drugged him, and the drugs were still in his blood, confirming Alba did it. WHY didn’t she do the same for herself? Argh.
Furthermore, why would Ingrid drug someone for the purpose of making them sleepy? That makes no sense to me. Alba doesn't drive so she cannot cause a wreck. Kill them or leave them alone. Fish or cut bait. Oh, wait, Ingrid is nutso.....that 'splains it.
She wanted to prevent Alba from accompanying Gabriel to the medical procedure. She is gaslighting the boy into thinking that Alba is going to abandon him.
Roberta's constant raving that Alba wrecked her family is her worst self-delusion (resulting from pathological lying) because her mental illness is what has driven Franco away. She refuses to get help for it on her own, defies medical orders, and uses it as a weapon. She belongs in a padded room.
"He takes a pill for all the pain in the butt he’s caused and is about to cause."
"The music swells, bells chime and I love the white bedspread."
"Nat and Pao Have a Bedtime Chat [This Space is Intentionally Left Blank]"
"As they talk about love, sex, revenge and divorce, Gael has approached and—miracle of miracles—the baddies have left the door ajar and he overhears most of their billing and cooing and plotting."
And my favorite:
"Poor Nat, at least in prison they don’t have to wear some of the outfits wardrobe has chosen for her."
Do you think the actors ever hope to be sent to prison just to get out of their weird outfits?
Thanks for best wishes. Yesterday was my grandson's BD, today is mine and I'm spending it with all the people I love best right here on Caray. You all make me want to come back again and again for the wonderful, congenial camaraderie. Spanish and telenovelas come second and third.
I worry about Daniela now. She's a force to be reckoned with, for sure, but if she has to do it from a sitting position, she's lacking some opportunities. I guess it's fortunate this didn't happen at the beginning. It's hard to visualize her pushing that inconvenient witness over the office rooftop patio from a chair. OTOH, she's eye to eye with Julian's sensitive parts if she needs to grab them again.
UA--I don't think Mauro will kill Ingrid. He either hasn't (didn't set fire to the wife) or the last one was some 35 years ago. He loves to put a death grip on people, though (see Julian and the belt). I think the worst he'd do is sequester her until she comes clean, then turn her in to the popo.
The picture you paint of Roberta rings so true. A true Greek tragic figure. She's caught in a world where her it's not just her illness that is crippling her. It is also her childhood memories of her father and the on-going fear and desire to please him. Yet somehow all these negatives give her a sense of empowerment to treat others the same way and she chooses to use it to manipulate and dominate those in her immediate circle. It's all she knows.
JudyB--During the Alba/Franco confrontation yesterday, I kept channeling Isabela on Mi Corazon Es Tuyo and Victor de Rosas on Reina de Corazones. That got me through it with some enjoyment.
Doris--Alba has probably convinced herself that her self-diagnosis is all she needs to prove Ingrid's ill intentions. If she only knew what we know about plug-pulling.
Ack!!! I missed those, so plz disregard my comment. 😳.
It was odd that Rob was suddenly conducting her reign in terror while seated ! Was she actually injured somehow ?
Well, as I bide my time in isolation with walks outdoors, chores, old tv reruns, reading, creating crocheting, textibg, emailing, and debating What to eat next..I thank my lucky stars that none of these weirdies are in lockdown with me calling me "Nennie."
I am surprised than writers decided to make young hormoned, ill Gabe and hotmama Julieta a couple. I thought Juli said no ..why has she suddenly said yes ? Julian and Ingrid and Gabe and Julieta all in the same turquoise house. Very very odd.
How many episodes are left of this weeping and whining.?
The 2nd grader in me truly laughed out loud about Franco trying to keep his bowels in check and how he desperately wants to head to the bathroom (crossed out and replaced by a meeting). It's even more funny because our previously admired Juan Soler has been caught in the middle of all this sh**. MDC Virus, indeed!
Sorry, our swords crossed and I left some comments on UA's fun musings page. If they were important, I'd repeat them here. They weren't. But if I think of anything to had to your nary a funny bone, I'll be back.
Have a nice birthday!
But I loved how Julian was checking out Julieta's assets as she disappeared down the hallway at Aqua House. He even told Ingrid her nephew had "excellent taste." Ha!
The weather is a bit gloomy and drippy here, too, but our spirits are soaring. We all seem to be virtually safe and content on Caray. Family is as near as a phone or a laptop or USPS. Still no TP, but otherwise, life is good. The azaleas are in full bloom despite the rain. Our Zoom birthday party Friday was a bit chaotic with 10 people on at the same time. We spent 2 hours just sharing our presence. I ended up talking to Peter by phone last night, son will call today and my daughter and I will have our kaffee klatch tomorrow. My the calendar sure fills up fast during these uncertain times.
OT (haha) I don't care a whit what is going on with our characters on MDC today. Tomorrow I'll re-engage.
There's the (Dr Spock, not half-Vulcan
And"I like the white bedspread". And you typed those fun things in the heat
Of seriousness and heartache, perfect.
And some other funny stuff I can't get
To right now cuz I'm waaay down here
Typing my comment and they're waaay up
There. But yeah you said some funny stuff.
Now is berti acting like she hurt her
Ankle or did Daniela Castro really do
It? And the producer said sit down and
Do you part today? Sitting or standing
She's good.
With 14 episodes left they're really
Makin it look like all the good guys are the really stupid bad guys. They
Really did a job on alba. But Iam glad
The truth is out about Nat. So far
it's Been a boring spring, but now it's getting exciting. Truth is always kinda exciting, depending on how you look at it.
Every body has their own mess to get out of, so this will be an interesting
14 episodes.
Y'all stay safe and clean, and love ur
Loved ones. If you can't see them call
Them, text them, Google them, write a
Letter. Stay connected. FaceTime on facebook,Skype,tweet, and that other one,lol. And if you got a pigeon use that too. Wow, life is good. So many
Ways to communicate.
Thank you Anita. This was funny. And
You said you couldn't find anything funny bone in this episode. Girl it's
Here. Hahahaha :-)
Have,had a beautiful blessed day with your loved ones, on Facebook or by phone. And know you are not alone. The
Patio sends you much love n hugs on
This special day for you. Much love to
You girl.❤🎂🎁🎉
Does anyone else remember that? Or maybe I have my telenovelas mixed up? It was Sabine....of that I am sure.
And was ABISMO the one where Angelique Boyer's character always wore crochet vests that we made fun of?
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