Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Me Declaro Culpable #42, 4/15/20: Ever try to kill a cockroach, or even just get rid of one?


Patio, here is today’s recrap.  At least I dutifully stayed awake.  Some scenes were left out, but here is what you need to know:


GABRIÉL

Gabe is talking to Alba on the phone and they both decide he just does not understand what he is reading on those medical test results, so they’ll go with whatever Ingrid told them. (Really, Alba?  When did you start trusting Ingy?)

Thank goodness, Gabe has a brain.   He goes to see the doctor  (looks like with no appointment) who tells him he has leukemia.   Cara de impactada de Gabriel.  So much for ever believing anything Ingrid says. Right?

Distraught over his diagnosis, Gabe is walking around town.  Ingrid is worried that he has not come home yet (well, it is night time anyone would be concerned) so she called Alba to see if he was with her.  No, he is not with Alba, and they trade the usual insults.  You know the drill.  Finally that conversation ends when Gabe walks into the No Tell Heartbreak Café to see his mom.


JULIÁN IN THE HOSPITAL

Natalia is all torn up over Julian’s condition.  She tells Franco what happened at the train accident, how Saint Julián saved Roberta,  and now Nat is worried that Roberta will end up killing herself and all of them, too.    Well, at least Natalia finally has a clue.  Franco says don’t worry, he will deal with Roberta.*

Oh good grief, we get Paolo  in the waiting room with Nat.   (it must be in his contract that he is in every capítulo)  He says that even though she told  him he did not need to be there, he could not have her be alone at the hospital.   She appreciates that he came anyway.  Later, he brings Natalia a donut from the hospital cafeteria.  Writers do not waste a good opportunity to poke fun at hospital cafeteria bakery goods.  The donut is pretty awful.  Too bad they don’t have Krispy Kreme at the only hospital in Mexico.


ROBERTA ON THE LOOSE

Roberta shows up at Mauro’s office and interrupts Ingrid, who is again pleading with Mauro to forgive her little indiscretion with Julian. (We really don’t care and Mau doesn’t, either)  Glad for the interruption,  Mau gives Berta a standing ovation for her latest stunt, ‘Once again here she is, with the world revolving around her own personal circus.’  (what a nice guy, eh?)

Roberta is undeterred and on a mission.   “How is  that slut of a murderess is my sister?”
Mau: “ I only told you so that you would get out of that damned car”
Berta:  How is it possible that that  really bad censored word  is YOUR DAUGHTER?
Ingrid is watching this scene like she is watching a really bad reality TV show.  Pass the popcorn, plz?

Roberta:   “(again with the usual ‘you ruined my life, my family...)”
Mauro:  "Alba is the daughter I never knew I had and she is NOT craycray like you."   (Yikes!)
Roberta breaks a wine bottle on the table and holds the neck of it like a weapon.   I really thought she would entertain us and go after Mauro, but instead she holds it up to the side of her face.  Even Ingrid, still hoping to gain Berta as an ally,  is begging her to put the bottle down.

Roberta keeps calling Mauro a @!#$& pig and then leaves for her room.  (seriously? Any kid would be grounded or have their mouth washed out with soap.  And Mauro just takes it in stride. I'm so over it.)   Even Ingrid seems upset with Mauro for telling Roberta that Alba is her sister. 

Ingrid tries to console Roberta and Berta is not having it.  At all.  Ingrid reminds Roberta that Alba killed her own husband, Ingy’s brother,  and Roberta responds with  the line of the day:  “He was going to die anyway”.  What compassion (not).   Ingrid does not give up and keeps trying to convince Roberta that  they could team up to solve this Alba problem.  Roberta is too self-centered to care about Ingrid’s desires. A few times, it looked like they might start a classic telenovela catfight, but that was a no-go, so no BINGO square on that.


BIANCA & ALBA RECAP HER WEEKEND

Alba waxes feliz about her Fun in Acapulco weekend trip with Franco.  No Elvis sightings. (if you're old enough, you will 'get' that one)  Bianca is definitely walking on the QTH? side when asks Alba was Franco a gentleman in bed.  (Ew. I really wanted Alba to say no, he was  a crazed-out Trazan.)  Yes, he was a gentlemen.   Blah blah blah  Bianca is really happy for Alba’s happiness and she hugs her, but the final split second look on Bianca’s face is … um … sad.   So, whoever here on the Patio said Bianca has a crush on Alba  got it right.


ROBERTA,  AGAIN    (why don't they just call it The Roberta Show?)

* Remember earlier in this recrap, when Franco told Natalia that  he would "deal with  Roberta?"   Nopis,  he has not done it yet.  Probably never will.

Still with mascara halfway down her face, Berta  is sitting on a sofa, looking fondly at her handgun so Viewerville can see it,  and slips it into her purse  when Franco comes home.  (Dun dun DUNNNN!!!)
He is not happy to see her still drinking (and Viewerville is not happy to see her still not locked up in the manicomio.  WHY haven’t they had her committed yet?)   Roberta takes no responsibility for Julian ending up in the hospital (and that just takes the cake).   They argue over her condition:  Franco lines…. Roberta lines …   Mauro wanders in and Roberta leaves  to go out (out!) with a full drink in her glass.  Hel-lo?!?  Nobody stops her.  Again.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE???  (*see note above with asterisk!)


MORE JULIAN SCENES

Julian is in a coma but the nurse tells Natalia he has no fever, so that’s good.  Nurse encourages Natalia to talk to him anyway with positive stuff, how much she loves him (blech!) and wants to be by his side.  The nice nurse has no clue.  Natalia is playing Julian’s favorite song and she is promising to stay by his side at the hospital (barf) and she sees his finger move.  She will always be indebted to him for saving her mother’s life, so that Roberta can continue to maraud about town and wreak havoc on everyone’s physical and mental lives.   ---- (okay, I made up the second half of that sentence)


MORE GABRIEL STUFF

There is a test pattern on my screen halfway thru the commercial break so I have no idea what was missed.   When it goes off,  Gabriel is talking to Alba.  He asks her to tell him what it was like when his dad was ill.  She tells him how it was, how it progressed, how things were in the hospital as it got worse.   Not once does Gabe tell Alba about his real Dx.   (medical shorthand for “diagnosis”….and you thought you only watch for the Spanish!)   He asks her to sing to him like she sang to his dad in the hospital.   Okay, ya basta con esta escena. 


IN OTHER NEWS

Julieta sighting! 
Julieta tells Pedro his father called her.   He is no longer with the woman that he left her  for,  is returning to Mexico,  and wants to talk to her to ask for another chance.  (I hope she has him checked for cooties first)   Julieta still loves him and will probably take him back.  He is Pedro's father, after all.  Next?

  Ingrid shows up, looking for Gabriel.  Pedro tells Ingy that she and Gabe are no longer friends, so he hasn’t a clue where Gabe could be.  But Julieta wants to talk to Ingrid, and it does not look like this will be friendly chitchat or swapping recipes.   She tells Ingrid that she has not seen Gabe in a long time, no longer takes his calls; they are history.


AAAAAND IT’S ROBERTA.  AGAIN.  STILL ON THE LOOSE

Roberta walks into what appears to be a closed No-Tell Heartbreak Café (don’t they lock the doors at night?).  She has a new flask and is sipping pouring down her throat some  liquid courage.   It’s night and she slips into Alba’s dark bedroom, pulls the gun out of her purse, aims it at the sleeping person in the bed,  and quietly says she doesn’t care (yes you do, you crazy bat) if she goes to jail  but you won’t take anything of mine again.   (Yikes!)   

At that moment, Alba walks into the room while on the phone with Franco.   Alba turns on the lights, Gabe wakes up, and Berta slips the gun back into her purse and nobody saw it.   Turns out, crazy half-drunk Roberta was about to shoot a sleeping Gabriel. (who still has not told his mother he has leukemia)

She says she came to talk to Alba (Franco can hear all this over Alba’s phone) and he keeps yelling for Alba.  Recapper wishes he would shut up so Berta can’t know she is being eavesdropped on via phone.    Alba says she will give her 5 minutes to talk.   A frustrated Franco hangs up (idiot) and leaves to head out for the Café.  


THE COMATOSE COCKROACH

Natalia returns to Julian’s room, tells him she left for  a brief prayer session(good luck with that)
 at the hospital chapel.   Natalia lines …. Julian in coma …Natalia lines …  when …. he flatlines!  Viewerville starts a “stadium wave.”   However,  Julián is like a cockroach.   You can’t get rid of one and they are reputed to be able to survive nuclear attack.  So never fear, Patio, this recapper has no doubt he will be revived.  You can bet on it.  Hospital staff rush in and start to revive him.

And that's our cliff-hanger for the day.

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Comments:
You know it's a good recrap when my husband asks from the other room what is so funny. That happened when I read about Julian flatlining and "Viewerville starts a 'stadium wave'".

I also loved your exasperated "Oh good grief, we get Paolo in the wating room with Nat. (It must be in his contract that he is in every capitulo.)

Other standouts for me were: "Pass the popcorn, plz", "why don't they just call it the Roberta show?" and all of your funny asides verbalizing our own thoughts.

I win! I predicted the crush on Alba. I hope Alba doesn't slap her if Bianca confesses her true feelings.

Now, off to watch this masterpiece.
 

Oh boy, I could practically hear you grinding your teeth DORIS! Man, was this an annoying episode. And indeed, it was pretty much the Roberta Show, although we did get a number of depressing looks at Julián the Beaten and Battered Cockroach.

Did enjoy the "espantosa" chocolate-nut covered doughnut scene. Krispy Kreme indeed. She wouldn't have turned one of those down. Although actually, have we ever seen Natalia eat ANYTHING? Must be the secret to her lovely figure.

Loved your quip on the Ingrid-Mau numerito (we really don't care and Mau doesn't either)

also this:
Roberta's line of the day--"He was going to die anyway." Hmmm...guess we would not choose her as a compassionate hospital visitor.

And that weird, intrusive sexual questioning of Alba by Bianca. Just icky. Not sure if "being a gentleman in bed" is a good thing or a bad thing. Evidently for sweet Alba, who has only been with one other man in her life, gentlemanly is the way to go. Methinks Bianca would prefer something more creative. And kinky around the edges.

Also laughed at your description of Natalia off to the requisite hospital chapel prayer visit
(good luck with that)

Oh well, but nasty hard-hearted Recapper! Julian flatlines and "Viewerville starts a 'stadium wave'. Oh boy, I'm telling Mom on you, Doris! That was baaaaad.

Thanks. The episode was flat-out awful. But the recrap was lots of fun.
 

Doris, you were on fire with this one! Same faves as above.

Natalia, this is your test. Now you should tell it all.

Gabriel, now you have to know that Ingrid is a liar.

Mauro, you are right; she is an attention whore. But saying you're calling a shrink is a big mistake.

Roberta, you ruined your own life and destroyed your own family. You think you're a silk purse but you are really a sow's ear.

Ingrid, finally something real scares you. Now, look in the mirror. I can't wait to see which of you kills the other.

Natalia, don't be a saint; Julian doesn't deserve it.

Julian, did you rescue Roberta just to continue blackmailing her?

Franco, don't threaten to commit Roberta; just do it.

Gabriel, listen at the door. For your own good.

Natalia, Julian never loved you; he only wants your abuelo's firm.
 

I just watched the episode and I wish I could come up with some witty comment, but I've got nothin'.

The only two things that even stood out for me were: 1) the confusion about why they don't get Roberta locked up in the manicomio. If not for her, then do it for yourselves! She is exhausting! And 2) even if the donut were stale, I still would have eaten it. Oink.

Pretty Julieta thinks her choices are between a 15 year old or an ex who ran off with another woman and now wants to come back. Gag.

How many more episodes did you say we have? Zzzzzzz
 

Thank you all for your kind comments. This was not an inspiring episode. It can't get any worse, or can it? 😜

R la O, we have twenty more capítulos of this tontería. Relief is a month away. Maybe the next telenovela will be better, though I might say this one is marginally more entertaining than Hijas de la Luna.

I never met a donut I didn't like.

I just finished watching three more episodes of Samurai Cat --- infinitely better viewing, a sweet kitty, and no crazy Roberta running rampant, 'nuff said.
 

Doris, thank you for giving us all the gritty, grueling details.

Rob is like a pinball in a pinball machine. She just keeps rolling from here to there creating havoc always dressed to the nines and now sporting a long wig that nobody notices or cares about. Her liquor consumption is just fueling the crazy drama that is Rob.

Now after the stupid train scene , Franco and Alma , our old teens , are still doing nothing except canoodling as Alma twirls around in her twirly cheerleading uniforms. The wardrobe department seems to have one pattern that they use for all Alma's frocks. Sorry but I think the style would be better suited to someone younger...like maybe a preteen. I did like Ingrids little lace top. I'd wear that. I

In the meantime, the actor playing Julian gets to put on some black and blue face make up and rest in bed for awhile before a miraculous recovery back to doing no good.


 

SUSANLYNN...Loved your description of Roberta as a pinball machine, Franco and Alba as "old teens" and Alba's outfits as "twirly cheerleading uniforms". I guess the writers and wardrobe department are trying to emphasize the pure innocence of our "old teen girl". Although she hopped right into the Acapulco tryst with nary a hesitation. Even Natalia seems to dress in a more mature fashion than our Alba. Strange.
 

Susanlynn - and I love this:
"In the meantime, the actor playing Julian gets to put on some black and blue face make up and rest in bed for awhile before a miraculous recovery back to doing no good. "
Makeup Dept. had all that color for Rob's hand, and now are putting to good use on Jul's face.
 

OT

So sad....no fun

This

I just heard that the Governor of Michigan has 'outlawed' gardening, along with no toy or clothes buying, no paint buying (from some strange reason), etc. Ridiculous stuff going on and on and on.

Don't some of you guys live and garden in Michigan???
 

OT
Victoria - Whaaaat? Well, I had to "Googlear" that and I'm so grateful I don't live there.
 

Doris, thank you so much for working so hard so that I would know which scenes to FF through. Most of them, sounds like.

But I can't wait to see Julieta again, get a good look at Julian's coma make-up, and render judgment on the much-discussed donut. And count me in on the stadium-wave!

Work has been an n-dimensional clusterfluff this week, but I'll try to catch up tonight.
 

Evidently there are too many people like my husband in Michigan (and Maryland has those restrictions now too) who feel like they NEED to go to Home Depot everyday. It drives me nuts, but he won't listen to me. Of course, our governor is one of the few to not issue a Stay at Home order. Fortunately, the mayors have gone ahead and done it. Too bad we didn't mirror South Korea's initial response. Their death rate is low. Ugh. Hang in there, guys! The more people stay at home, the sooner this will run its course.

Let's just pity those who aren't taken away daily to that magical place that is MDC.
 

On the lighter side, we keep having aftershocks that are registering over 4. That's quite an after shock. Night before last, last night, the middle of the night, this morning... They say we've had over 700 aftershocks, and that it is normal!?????????
 

RlaO, I lived in Southern California for 12 years -- my house was less than 2 miles from the San Andreas Fault -- and no, that is NOT normal.
 


OT


Yes, it's really hard being over 60 and thinking what long term impacts the virus will have on us and whether or not we'll have somewhat a normal life again.. After all this calms down.

Imagine, if you're Latino/a and grew up kissing everyone hello and goodbye on the cheek? I'm going to hate to give up that custom. Men do the bear hug, shoulder slap thing.

My daughter-in-law's Mother from France always does about ½ dozen pecks on each cheek with lots of smacking noise.......
 

Doris--How fantastic was this? It was a laugh a sentence. You were in great form. I pulled out all the quotes the folks above did, so faves would have taken up too much room. Sorry you had to sit through all the details. The biggest waste of time was Nat expressing herself, including telling Julian she doesn't love him the way he loves her and she's sorry about that. Thank you for our afternoon trip into fantasyland, while there was still kissing, touching and hugging.

Something I wanted to say about Alba and Franco's congress. With a spectacular king size bed, he picked a narrow, lounge chair. The cushion was probably thin enough to feel the wooden slats underneath. Anyway, they can both claim they did NOT spend the night together or they did NOT sleep together, although they did kinda nap. I got the feeling that they didn't even spend one night--at least none that we saw. I'm sure they would have shown the two waking up in the morning and getting dressed. Instead, Franco got the phone call.

Pao did NOT need to be there. You are so right about at least one scene per episode. He was there merely to serve Nat the biggest donut I ever saw. Why didn't he bring her a bento box with healthy greens, chicken and rice? I've eaten in a hospital cafeteria on a number of occasions over a span of several years and believe me, the one I frequented served tasty sit-down restaurant quality foods. You should have seen the staff, from doctors to LPNs going after their specials!

RLO--"even if the donut were stale, I still would have eaten it. Oink."
Doris--"I never met a donut I didn't like."
Ay de mi, sugar alcoholics that we are. This isn't a donut story, but it could have been. It's a blueberry muffin story. Our coop grocery store carried the best, freshest, tastiest assortment of muffins around. Somehow I always bought two. One to eat as soon as I got in the car and one to "force" down with a cup of coffee when I got home. About 3 years ago, they started individually wrapping their muffins in cellophane wrap. Same muffin, different "clothing." OK, I accept that some folks didn't use the tongs, but it was pre-coronavirus. I took one look and have never bought another one. I've noticed that since then, they don't carry as many "units." Same thing goes for rest-stop snack bars and a goodly number of hotel breakfast pastries. If it's individually wrapped, I leave it and go for the toast.

I was wrong about Gabe. For a second it looked as though the doctor wasn't going to tell him a thing. That would have been standard tn stuff.

Susanlynn--Your phrasing always delivers a punch. I, too enjoyed the pin-ball machine reference and the old teens.

QTH Michigan? Well, maybe it's too early to garden up there. Maybe the gov. was thinking about buying supplies that have to be touched by other people, even keeping a 6-ft. distance. Same goes for paint??? Not essential maybe? Other jurisdictions are encouraging starting ones own gardens. I'd really go bats if I couldn't get outside and putter. I'd probably starve if I had to rely on my garden to feed me, although I can boast of looking forward to a bumper crop of figs.
 

Dear all, I am glad that we are able to still meet here on the patio. No social distancing necessary. We are as close as ever. Thank you, everybody,for brightening every day for me as life because curiouser and curiouser as we slide down the rabbit hole of life IN a time of pandemic.
 

Anita, our figs have all started coming out in the last few days. It IS going to be bumper crop!
 

Thank you for the recap and for saving me from actually having to watch the episode. I'm seriously considering getting a six pack in order to get through my recap tonight.

Alba's dresses bother me because they are better suited for a 12 year old.

I'm gonna suggest you guys try Argentinian donuts! They are sweet but not as sweet as regular donuts.
 

Princess juju - here is your recrap for today's episode:
Roberta lines....
Franco lines....
Ingrid lines....
Alba lines...
and so forth. 😊
 





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