Friday, May 08, 2020
Me Declaro Culpable #59, 5/8/20: For a Dead Man, Franco Sure Looks Good (Especially in a Rented Tux)
Labels: culpable
I shudder to think how Julián is planning to treat that baby, but with only three episodes left I doubt it will get to that. There is still too much to wrap up.
Tizzy, now you have something real to lose, and I don't mean Roberta.
Mauro, the staff should have known to censor Franco's reading material and you have to stop protecting Roberta.
Julián, you are unworthy of any woman.
Franco, What were you thinking? This is too big a risk.
Tizzy, I guess nobody ever taught you to be careful what you wish for.
Franco, She is seeing what she wants to see, not the reality you don't remember. ¡Cuidate!
Mauro, be careful. Not telling Alba about Roberta's role in Franco's amnesia is smart but you could have told the story better.
Gael, I hope this announcement was Mauro's plan.
Franco, I don't get this.
Natalia, this is another trap.
Days later...
Mauro, I hope you realize that Roberta is likely to be more dangerous than ever. She isn't kidding about the murder-suicide plan.
Franco, get out of there now.
Tizzy, you've never heard of conflict of interest, have you? How did you ever become a lawyer?
What we will now get is a Perfect Storm.
Some of my favorite quips:
Now it's Nat's turn to be soggy.
Couches get moved.
(We are forced to wait while Univision makes enough money to pay Televis for this drivel they are schlepping.)
and the grand prize winner is:
Mauro asks her what she’ll do if he recovers his memory. She’s pretty sure he won’t (and she also has a remedy for that—another bonk on the head and a boink in the bed).
As awful as this has been, it's left us with "moving the couch" to remember all the good times. One has to find one's joy somehow. Thanks Amiga mia.
Now tell me more about this bread you're baking every week.
ADDITION TO THE RECAP, which UA reminded me of when she mentioned the murder-suicide.
During the kvetching scene between Roberta and Mauro in his office, she did tell him that her ace in her side pocket was to murder Franco, then Mauro's precious bastarda and then off herself. Let's see who Mauro chooses to save if it comes down to that.
UA--I don't really think Julian has any intention of really keeping the baby. I seem to recall Katia recoiling at the idea of her and Pao having to take the infant and Julian assuring her that was not in the plan. The baby is just another tool to bind Nat to him. But at this point, why is he still after her? Whether it's Tizzy, Mau or Franco at the head of the bufete, he's toast. They all know he's a less than formidable, brown-nosing attorney. Furthermore, he hates and denigrates Pao so much that I doubt he'd want a creature that has any of Pao's genes in a kid he raises. Babies are a lifetime commitment and they cost a lot of money to launch into adulthood. Julian is too selfish to share that much of an investment with a progeny that is not his.
JudyB--If you really want to know, I'll bore you with my bread baking by e-mail. Thanks for asking. Everybody seems to be baking bread these days. I wish I liked sourdough because then I wouldn't have to worry about running out of yeast.
Tomorrow I intend to make a vat of lentil soup. I don't currently have the refrigerator space for it, so I have to finish something else and move some stuff around.
As for your question about Julian, I think he gets off on the prospect of dominance. He has never seen Natalia as a person, only as a means to an end. He also treats her like property. The fact that he hasn't commissioned a sex doll from that guy in California I've seen vids about tells me that he is in his way like Baron Scarpia of Tosca, whose second act aria says this:
For myself the violent conquest
has stronger relish than the soft surrender.
I take no delight in sighs or vows
exchanged at misty lunar dawn.
I know not how to draw
harmony from guitars, or horoscopes
from flowers, nor am I apt at dalliance,
or cooing like the turtle dove. I crave,
I pursue the craved thing, sate myself and cast it by,
and seek new bait. God made diverse beauties
as he made diverse wines, and of these
God-like works I mean to taste my fill.
Julian has never listened to Natalia's refusals, denials, or declarations of love for anyone else. He tried to drug her in the opening episode and now knows this won't work. What else is going on?
Of course, he will get rid of the baby. That would also please Roberta.
Favorite lines in the recap:
-- "Julian comes to slime his own special scent over Natalia again.My telenovela beanie hat flew off my head."
-- "the infamous rooftop lounge area"
-- "PAO AND KATIA’S LIVE TOGETHER PLACE"
"Franco starts to have head pains and puts his hands up to his head and faints to the floor, " --- so this kind of/sort of supports what the telenovela doctor warned about.
Casual (fluffy) hair Franco is way hotter and looks much younger than slicked-back hair Franco. Just sayin'. Woof.
---"Later, they are back in the cafeteria, chatting as if nothing had happened, no alarms raised." I know, right?!?
-- How the heck does a guy who has been in a coma for four months and had no solid food in that length of time get out of bed, hire a taxi, rent a tux, and crash an awards ceremony? It's a telenovela miracle!!!
-- Why does Natalia STILL agree to see Julian at visiting hours? Did she forget she fired him as her attorney? Good grief.
It'll be interesting to see how they wrap this baby up. I think Nat will go into labor and Paolo will break and acknowledge and confess his love for her. I wonder if she'll really spend 8 years in prison. If so, I hope they show Paolo and the 8 year old coming to pick her up on her release date.
I don't shiv a git if Mauro and Alba reunite, but I'd like to see a healthy Gabe.
Thank you for the Scarpia libretto lines--truly apt. He also uses consensual sex for his own purposes, too, as in Olga and Ingrid (it sounds like a Scandinavian story here).
Ugh, when you say "get rid of it" I'm sure Jules would like to but how to engineer it. We're too close to the end to have Nat give birth and be told the baby died. Just more soggy Nat to have to watch. Unfortunately that would be the simplest, but then how would she recover it? It took Luciana 5 years to get her baby back in Refugio and 20 years for Adriana to get hers back in AV.
Doris--I also noticed that his hair color in the hospital bed was a little lighter than his "made to match his tux" color. His earlier tns have his hair a lot lighter. It wasn't until Reina did it get villany-dark.
The only reason I can fathom (other than a plot propeller) that Nat still agrees to see Julian is to make sure we see the difference between an abuser and a victim. It takes sometimes years before a victim will actually leave an abuser and if they don't find shelter, they often end up dead.
RLO--I love your ending. For a couple of episodes there, I thought Franco was really a goner and the possibility of Alba ending up with Bianca and Gael to raise the baby was a very satisfying end.
JudyB--I feel sorry for you because Monday, for sure, Ingrid, Gabe and Javier will be back. My condolences.
HEY everybody--We now have a Penn State grad in our family. College of Engineering. Has a job offer from Microsoft from almost a year ago--that's how smart he is. Of course, we won't know for sure if it happens until he sees his first paycheck later this summer. And, they did shout out WE ARE!
From and oldie but goodie whose degree came mainly from books and research papers, we got a virtual tour of some of Penn State's labs (all over the state). Extraordinarily impressive. Some of the CE students curriculum vitae is already pages long. It's amazing what they have accomplished these days, before they are even out of college/university.
I have now idea how that comment of mine got merged into the quote I loved from your recap. Me declare culpable of being technologically spastic.
And congratulations on the recent graduate in your family. 💗 Fingers crossed that the first paycheck will roll in. Everything is a crapshoot, these days.
OT - AMORES VERDADEROS
I'm getting caught up in last week's episodes. Yay for the Guzmancito shower scene! 🚿🚿🚿. And Polita marching right in there to get an eyeful of him was a hoot.
Doris, we are in the exact same spot on AV. Polita looking over the edge and down to his "couch moving equipment" was too funny!
OT-AV
I'm ahead of you two. Watching Arriaga balance two high-maintenance women is hilarious. Knowing the story, I can >>FF through all of Kendho's and Nelson's couch moving sessions. It must have been in their contract that they be given more love scenes than Jose Angel, Vick, Guzmancito and Oookay together. Still it's a waste of the color red on him and the ho.
Anita, I FFWD thru the Kend-ho and Nelson scenes, too. ~Blech~
Is it shallow to admit I love the clothes and accessories the wardrobe dept. dress Nikki in? Both Ikkis are well dressed, but Nikki's are more fun to look at.
Now how are they gonna keep the truth
From franco? Whats mau up to. Could it
Be hes tryin to figure out how not to
Incriminate himself in Franco's demise
? And he Got everyone to play along.
That wont Be Easy for alba, she's still wearing the rock of love Franco gave her. I noticed in the last scene
They're having sex with their hands &
Hes feeling the ring. How long are we
Gonna be goin along with this charade?
Screaming at the tv wont help either
They can't hear us in telenovaland.
Just what is katia getting out of bein
The baby momma? The child is in for a
World of abuse. Berti gets wind of it
She'd probly kill katia, who needs a devorce? Mom a can take care of it.
I hope he gets his Memorey back soon
He'll get cooties in the sack with B.
That was funny watchin him leave The hospital and get all duded up like
Bond, James Bond(in my best deep brits voice. He'll probly have his Memorey back by next Friday. Maybe. We hope.
Thank you Anita.
H A P P Y♡M O T H E R 'S to all mom's,
And dad's who're wearing both caps.
"Franco thinks Nat is still in NYC, and he loves the new couch arrangement."
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA. I laugh out loud every time I read it.
Nina--You keep us in stitches with your images. Loved, "...she's still wearing the rock of love Franco gave her. I noticed in the last scene
They're having sex with their hands &
He's feeling the ring."
This is almost as good as watching the couches move.
Urban and Anita,
Talking about kneading bread brought one very sexy novela scene to mind.
FELS. Eduardo Yáñez. The Rey of all bread makers.
Can we get back on topic?
Before we get to the end of this melodramatic series, I have to say that the music has been spot-on. I really wish they would exploit that and give us a noir novela. I'd love to see wet, mean streets with reflecting streetlights, femme fatales (Eva Cedeno would be good here), retro landline phones, AND... Jorge Salinas and Sebastian Rulli in trenchcoats and fedoras with 1950s cars solving the crimes. Enrique Rocha and Cesar Evora as rival crime bosses.
Remember when it was circulated that she and Leticia Calderon were supposed to play the opposite roles that they eventually had in ENDA. What what a stroke of luck for the show and the watchers that Ruffo had a prior engagement and she took the shorter role, leaving the Purple Queen to Calderon!!!
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