Wednesday, May 13, 2020
Me Declaro Culpable #62 5/13/2020 - EL GRAN POR FIN!
Labels: culpable
It’s time to call Aftermath Services to clean this mess up. Roberta probably has them on speed dial by now.
RUNAWAY BRIDE (Do I have to return the gifts?) ... Still in her white Flamenco style wedding dress, sans castanets, she catches up with Emanuel at the airport before he goes thru TSA,
Random security guard stays calm but is probably thinking “of all the gin joints, er, of all the hallways in all the hospitals in all of Mexico city, and I had to be on shift today...”
Viewerville cheers & thinks about starting a wave in the stands.
In case anyone cares, our body count is now up to five in today’s episode: Margara, Tiziano, Roberta, Mauro, Julián. Ah, well, good riddance to bad rubbish, except for poor sweet Margara whose only mistake was to work for the wrong family.
Franco, call the police now.
Ingrid, you are insane.
Mauro, don't even consider this.
Emanuel, our condolences. Always question whether she really loves you or your dinero.
Natalia, we still think you can do better.
Mauro, you have to get out of there and get Roberta locked up. She will never stop killing.
Alba, this is useless. She is insane.
My latest prediction for Ingrid is realized. Holy sh*t! Who suspected there had been incest?
Maurro, how could you?
Franco, don't buy her last words.
Three Weeks Later:
Pao/Nat, whatever.
Ingrid, you got your just desserts. Good luck in the Big House.
Gael, why didn't you just take the stairs?
Julián, Satan awaits you and say “Guten tag” to Hans Gruber.
Six months later FPS and a lot of loose ends.
More later. I have to work on something else for the next two hours.
1.) Mauro FINALLY offed himself.
2.) Roberta still increased the Body Count by killing Margara & Tiziano. How in the world did she poison everything ?
3.) I busted out laughing when you mentioned Aftermath Services.
4.) Franco & Alba FINALLY living happily ever after.
5.) Paolo still has feelings for Natalia. At least they get a happily ever after 😊
6.) I KNEW Katia was going to bail on the wedding.
7.) Julian pulled out the "West Side Story" switchblade ROFLOL.
8.) Gael & what's her face were amazing.
9.) How long did it take Franco to figure out Alba was his one true love ?
10.) I was among those, who cheered Julian's death. Good riddance!
11.) Roberta FINALLY kicked the bucket. I'm assuming she poisoned herself ?
12.) Happy ending for the Protagonists.
I liked how you designated Margara the Official Court Taster of Wine. That didn't work out well for her. Loved the headings "The One Where Natalia Cries More Than Paolo" and "Runaway Bride (Do I have to return the gifts?"). The biggest laugh for me was when you were talking about Paolo's "Spidey Sense" and asked "Like, what is Dante doing at the bufete?" .
There was so much happening in this episode that I don't even know what to comment on. I guess I should start with my amazement that they found a mother who was willing to let them use her real baby to be passed from Natalia to Paolo. Evidently that mother has never joined us on the patio and doesn't know just how dense these two are. I held my breath until Paolo got a good hold of her.
The Ingrid story was touching. I admit I had tears. I also admit they fooled me. I thought he was real, and thought that Alba was surprised that he was real too. Then Alba clarifies her surprised look by getting mad at Ingrid for messing with them.
And ew, ew, ew is right about the whole last minute incestuous revelation. Flowers in the Attic anybody?
Roberta's dress was beautiful. That whole scene was so depressing. At least she didn't foam at the mouth like the others.
Tizzy's one eye that was showing looked especially blue. He played the dead guy well.
Margara, the official Court Taster
It’s time to call Aftermath Services to clean this mess up. Roberta probably has them on speed dial by now.
[Katia] still in her white Flamenco wedding dress, sans castanets
and the police are back again, hoping for frequent flyer miles at this address
Franco knows by now that he's in a telenovela and does not call for help
Alba velcroed to his [Gabe] side
6-inch switchblade worthy of a West Side Story dance number
Papa shows up because he is hardly ever in court
And all the headings were a riot as was #multitasking
In short, not only were you worthy of recapping the gran finale, it would have been a tragedy if anybody else had done it. Because this was just SUBLIMELY FUNNY.
Thanks for helping me out on past telenovela recaps and thanks for being a super duper team member on this one. Your sense of humor is to die for. Do your fellow church members know what a card you are? I hope so. Thanks amiga. This was a rough ride, but we made it. And you made the crazy, wacko end So. Much. Fun.
And our other crazy Roberta would have been just as sad-making if she hadn't killed a boatload of people. And of course dang it, she was constantly rude to the maid. That always chaps me.
And like you, I really worried during that handoff of the baby to Paolo. It didn't look like he was supporting her head at first, but then the little noggin landed in the crook of his arm and I relaxed.
So relieved we didn't have to go through a big wedding with our middle-aged sappy lovers. A few kisses in the Cafe Where Everybody Knows Your Name was more than enough.
UA, even though you weren't an official recapper here, I loved how you would give us your insightful and funny lists. I looked forward to them every day.
I got a kick out of this novela, even though it was pretty ridiculous (in a smile-inducing way) and the music was way overdone. All those fabulous stars!! It was fun seeing so many from Una Familia con Suerte plus others I really enjoy.
Did this one play in primetime here in the past? I can’t imagine such a star-studded novela only getting a daytime showing.
Doris, you did an amazing job of capturing all the quick and crazy wrap ups of all the weird storylines . Anvils were raining down on all the baddies. ...but sadly no coyotes. Que lastima.
The writers tricked me by not giving us a blurry Patricio. I call a foul there.
I am sure that at the end , the young folks at the table behind Alba and Franquilo were thinking , " ew, old folks, get a room..do not be moving the couch right here in the rock and roll cafe. " I
I am going to make a confession ....this show was so weird and nonsensical tbst...I kind of loved it.
Susanlynn - your tablet...LOL From now on when a word appears that does not belong (like those kids' picture puzzles) we will know your tablet hijacked the word "telenovela" and autocorrupt took over. :-)
JudyB - some of the people in my SS Class know how silly I can get, from time to time. :-)
Maggie - this telenovela was not worthy of prime time. The best thing about it was 62 episodes long and no more.
~sigh~ No telenovela to watch except AV reruns later in the afternoon.
Seriously, I might tune in to PATM just to rest the brain, and it has a lot less screaming and shrieking than AV has. Some of the characters were fun to watch, like that little girl that shows up as Rulli's daughter, Flor the older guy's wife, Sergio Mur, and Mark Tacher's shrunken suits. Ah, good times. ;-)
Doris this was so good and funny.
People eating bad food, drinking bad wine, confessing to murder and then blowing their brains out, stealing babies and insulting the mother, then
Confessing to moving the sofa with dumb skanky women cuz the one he wants
Don't want him even tho he roofied her
Then he multi task with a knife while holding baby and momma at knife point Then manages to go splat. Now was This a good tn or what? Emphasis on the "WHAT". WOW this was.....wow. Any body
Want a drink, who cares if it ain't 5:00.
I'll just have coffee tho. Stronge decaf, Lol. Im gonna have to watch this over the weekend. Cuz it really reads crazy, it'll probly look even crazier, but we gotta laugh yall cuz if we don't we'll cry.
I was really kinda hopin that Patricio wasflesh/blood, buuut not a chance in hell. Javi n pat went to middle earth
Now you know what's gonna happen when
Ingy goes to the jail/padded room? She
Will be visited by berti, mauro,juls
The doctor/friend berti choked and she
Tossed rolled up in a rug. And margara
Cuz she's just pist cuz she just got nowhere else to go in This stupid tn.
This was interesting I give uni that.
Thank you Doris, you really snarked this up right nice. On to the next fiasco.
Someone here speculated that there was something very sick in Javier's relationship with Ingrid. That was not consistent with the man we saw in the hospital bed in the opening episode. He loved Alba and had her record his last request so that she would be legally protected. Maybe Javier or Ingrid was adopted? That is still legally considered to be incest.
It did not surprise me that Patricio was a hallucination, since the neighbor in the earlier episode didn't appear to have seen him. The idea that Javier killed an infant is also not consistent with the man in the hospital bed. Could he have given him away and Ingrid equated that with killing him (especially if he ended up in a life of crime)? None of Ingrid's imaginings about him jived with the man Alba and Gabriel loved. Their parents must have been very mentally ill.
I am still shocked at Mauro's suicide. He had mentioned in a recent episode that he had a heart condition so that was how I thought he would exit this mortal coil. We still had no visual evidence of his guilt in the death of his wife and he wasn't above telling lies.
There are so many loose ends despite the evil ones getting their just desserts, but if Javier and Ingrid were full blood sibs who committed incest, Alba and Gabriel are better off not knowing this.
In addition to multitasking Julian, which totally cracked me up, my favorite line so far is, "Girl is hugging air. Bless her heart." I'll have to take another run through to mine for more treasures.
I can't believe we got two bad weddings and no good ones, but at this point I guess it's a blessing.
"And he doesn’t even get an aneurysm, so, yay!"
"Margara, the official Court Taster of wine, drops dead ... Roberta laments how hard it is to find good help." (And she also said, "I'm not easy to work for." Ya think???)
"Franco knows by now that he is in a telenovela, so he does not call for help."
"Julián slithers in while the Mexican Greek chorus begins their ominous chanting, so we know this will not end well."
"He had to move the sofa with loose change because she is just. so. stupid."
And winding up with:
"Everyone who is still alive has gathered at Bianca’s Café."
I must congratulate all of you for sticking with all the crazy(ies) in this show. I was always drawn in with the snarktastic titles. Though it was a rough ride, it was obvious that this patio had a grand time laughing and snarking about it.
Muchos thank yous, bouquets of flowers and chocolate for the recapping team that kept this going MUAHHHH!
Is anyone watching "La Vecina" on Unimas at 2PM? It's a couple of weeks in, but I'm going to try it out. Lucero Suarez is the producer--she is the one who produced, "Enamorandome de Ramon,"Ringo," and "Te doy La Vida." This TN has 176 episodes! Ay, Caray!
"La Vecina" is none other than Sara Granados (Esmeralda Pimentel) who goes to San Gaspar with an uncle after she is fired from the hotel where she worked. Meanwhile, Antonio Andrade (Juan Diego Covarrubias), an engineer who is engaged to Isabel (Natalia Guerrero) is sent to San Gaspar by his boss, Sr. Uribe, to look into the theft of gasoline from the company (named Conatrol). Lo' and behold, he happens to become Sara's neighbor. Sara also happens to get a job at Conatrol. Antonio and Sara are sent on an assignment to a far off city and get stranded! The poor things have to spend the weekend together and that is where sparks fly...they're suddenly in luuurve. Unfortunately, Antonio's parents are desperate for him to marry Isabel because she is more loaded than a potato.
Some other characters you may recognize (among many others)--
Pierre Angelo- Sara's Uncle Simón Esparza and an aeronautical engineer
Alejandro Ibarra- Padre Vicente Granados (also Sara's uncle)
Alfredo Gatica - Ricardo Segura (Antonio's minion who wants to take Isabel away from Antonio)
Luis Gatica - Pedro Arango (local leader of the plunderers of gasoline)
Mauricio Abularach - Bruno (falls for Laura, Pedro's wife)
Carlos Bracho - Juan Carlos Uribe (General Director for Conatrol)
Arturo Carmona - Fidel Chávez (Commander of San Gaspar)
What on earth, other than a paycheck would actors of this stature (the mature ones I'm talking about) sign up for this. The only thing I can think of is that they were only given the first 5 or 6 episodes--which actually set up an interesting story.
When it went off the rails, it was Julian did the most to keep it from crashing. He really didn't need Tizzy to come waltzing in 3/4 of the way through. He was doing great all by himself. I have to admit I enjoyed watching him and Roberta the most.
Javier was certainly an odd one. You have all indicated how loving he seemed as a terminal patient and how much Gabe and Alba really loved him. But in his "I See Dead People" mode, he seemed so cruel to Ingrid. He was the one responsible for creating and terminating the illegitimate pregnancy. Of course, if he'd had a little more compassion as a ghost, Ingrid would not have been bonkers and we would have missed a good role for Sabine.
There were moments of interest and engagement that kept me involved in how the story was going to end, but mostly I enjoyed the fun the Patio had mocking it. MDC deserved it. We deserved better, but we made it our own.
So what's next for this patio!
It reminded me of Audrey, in To the Manor Born (if anyone saw or remembers that great British series) after having been recently impoverished but trying to keep up appearances, went on a "European" vacation, but really stayed home and tried to get a sun tan by lamplight and practiced Spanish phrases. It was hilarious.
ON TOPIC--What surprises me is that we kvetched about the tns of old going on and on, stretched like a rubber band by filler to last 130 and up to 200 episodes. Wouldn't you think that having fewer episodes to fill, they would write tighter, well written characters and storylines? MDC is proof they can't.
Judy - ITA about the plot inconsistencies. We can't complain too loudly, or someone would ask us why we stuck with it. LOL 🤪. Hoping it would get better might not be a good answer. 😉
BINGO - did anyone get a BINGO! while watching? (I sorely regret not printing out a sheet or two and playing.)
We could have an after-party with 🍦🍨🍦 ice cream, beverage of your choice, and celebrate if anyone got a BINGO. This telenovela had all the tropes.
Okay, last person on the patio, turn out the lights.
Also surprised by Mauro's sudden suicide. Wasn't expecting Julian to be so careless with his footing and take a tragic tumble.
I feel great gratitude toward all the patio--recappers and commenters alike. Lots of searing snarky humor here. The reward was in tearing apart the ridiculous action.
Don't know what to watch next. I believe I did see all of PATM in its first run.
OT-Susanlynn, you asked how I was doing some weeks back and I didn't respond. Things have been a little crazy (not TN level crazy) with my family. Hope you're doing well.
Judy, the only vices left to me are swearing and sunbathing, both of which I am currently indulging in heavily.
Just take a look at AV. I'm enjoying re-reading the recaps and comments on this high-energy caper. Last night JA and all the chocolate all over his face and he and Vicky trying to hide their privates which were already tastefully covered was a hoot.
This novela was so terribly bad, and I kick myself for wasting my time watching it.
Only the snarky, witty, and amusing recaps (thanks to all) and comments kept my interest.
When will we hear from each other again? Perhaps Angelique Boyer's new novela?
Paloma, so good to "_see" you. Really strange times , right? I keep you and yours in my thoughts and prahers. I am still here. I just get up everyday and keep going . Nothing else to do.
Blue Lass..swearing and sunbathing...I sunbathed as a teen , but I have given that up. I do try to walk in the sun each day since they willre saying that vitamin D is important more than ever . Sign me up for the swearing. Since I am home alone, it is mostly in my head.
Today I actually escaped house arrest for an hour. I met my friend Pat at a parking lot. We parked a space apart , rolled down our Windows, and ate lunch "together. " She popped open her trunk , so I could put in her birthday present. It is a strange time , indeed , but It was great to see her face and hear her voice. I am thinking OF that Chinese saying, " May you live in interesting times . " I wish this time was a bit less interesting.
This is one time I am glad we have a dog that has to be walked. I still get to see my neighbors. Not so much fun when it is raining or freezing cold, but I still see neighbors.
Dinner coming on a food truck today. Yay! The neighborhood has it coming, we order and pay ahead of time, they use good PPE & practices, and I do not have to cook for a couple of days.
We also have a new granddog today. Our son, his wife, and our granddaughter went to Memphis to adopt a racetrack greyhound from the rescue group today. We will meet the dog tomorrow. Our DIL grew up with rescue greyhounds, her parents have them, so she knows and understands the breed.
Also watched LQNPA's forced wedding between Rogelio and Ana Paula. ABC is stunningly beautiful. No tengo que decirlo, but Jorge made my old heart skip a few beats. Muy guapo. (It's all about the Spanish, no?)
No dogs in my house. Only dust bunnies. The highlight of my day yesterday was to fill the bird baths to watch all the splashing that went on. Talked to neighbors as they passed by on our inner walkway while I pruned the hedges.
Doris--Dinner from a "community" food truck! How innovative. We still can get carry out from our favorite local restaurants, but I'm having a good time cooking from scratch (it takes up otherwise empty time).
Monday I get to go to the grocery store. YAY!
Last week, it was from a restaurant we frequently visited during normal times ( would that now be called the good old daze?) brought to our door.
Last night, it came in an SUV that parked in one location, and we all safely distanced in line to get out order. It was BBQ from a popular restaurant up in a trendy area of the city that we would otherwise have never visited. OMG everything was wonderful. Looking forward to leftovers tonight. We have cooked at hime since mid March, until some of the younger generation HOA board members had this idea. Yay!
Anybody miss MDC? Shall I turn off the lights?
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