Caray, Caray!

 Can we get a Poodle?  Tonight is a combined recap from RGV and Kirby

So, everyone is wondering how Blondie will react to Leo’s news that Mophead didn’t confess and Ewww might have made Sonia disappear. Well, sit down and put your drinks down so that you won’t choke…

Clueless Blondie thinks that what Leo is saying is absurd; Ewww has been a good friend of the family, he is like a father to her and has risked so much and given his money to save the company (Ach! Ach! Ach!). As FerNasty has her ear glued to the door, she listens as Leo argues that what Mophead told him was logical, Mop is afraid that Ewww will do something to him if he rats on him. Blondie insists that Leo is talking about her uncle as if he is a criminal; he is incapable of hurting anyone (More Ach! Ach! Ach!). Leo wonders if Ewww wouldn’t hurt anyone if he felt betrayed. When he drops the bomb that Marc and Sonia are lovers, Blondie scoffs and can’t believe that Leo believed Marc. While Leo tells Elisa that he saw Sonia and Marc together, FerNasty alerts Ewww that Leo is looking for Sonia to interrogate her…and Leo talked to Marc who probably told him everything. Ewww laughs that Marc ratted on his lover…what kind of love is that?! FerNasty worries that Marc will accuse Ewww of getting rid of Sonia. When she brings up that Leo might interrogate Sonia, Ewww assures her that it won’t happen…he left no strings untied and Leo will NEVER find Sonia. (Not without scuba gear?)\ As the call ends, Fab saunters in and wonders why Fer is so upset.

Back at clueless central, Blondie is also upset that Leo didn’t tell her about Marc and Sonia…keeping things from her is the same as lying (kettle calling the pot black, eh?!). Leo emphasizes that as long as Sonia is missing, Marc’s suspicion could be true. Elisa purses her lips and insinuates that Leo only wants to find someone from her family to blame; so, Leo assures her that he has been very objective. The important thing is to find Sonia… and he would have preferred that Blondie be on his side. (sit down, Leo, it’ll be a long time a-coming!) Or plan B drop that crazy little bitch and go find a earthling chik, 'cause this one is a space cadet.

Back over at backstabber’s den, FabPoodle wonders why Fer is hesitating in answering his question. Fer speaketh with her forked tongue and tells him that it was her landlord on the phone…she has told him several times not to call her at work. Fer suggests that FabPoodle not listen in on conversations and points out that Elisa is in her office arguing with Leo and Fab is there instead of with Elisa. Fab smirks as he responds that the bigger the argument, the better it is for them. Fer thinks that he is thinking too much; she needs someone who can act quickly without scruples (like her) …and that clearly is not him. When Fab wonders if she will get someone else to take his place, Fer assures him that she will because she doesn’t think he is the man she needs to give Leo competition. If you two want to try and work this out, we can get both of you some guns and lots of bullets.

Meanwhile, Majo is all over Piedad slobbering and boohooing on her shoulder. Clara quietly sneaks closer to listen as Majo confides that she doesn’t understand Scario. Clara sneaks and texts Scario that they are visiting some sick lady at her house. He can be very sweet, but then, all of a sudden, she doesn’t even know him (uhmmm, just how long has she known him?). Piedad assures Majo that she (Majo) is very important to Scario, she saw it in his eyes. Majo shares that it was like that at first, but then everything Scario promised and everything he felt for her disappeared. Majo thought Scario wuuved her; he made her feel spe-e-ecial and protected, but he scares the heebeegeebies out of her. Piedad worries; she thought Scario had found a reason to change…to forget all the hate and plans for vengeance. She strokes Majo’s face as she tells her that Majo brought them hope, but if Scario treats her badly then Majo should drop him. Piedad assures Majo that she will talk to Scario. Majo cries as she tells Piedad that she really loves Scario, but she cannot continue that way. Piedad understands her because she once fell in love too, but she didn’t get away soon enough. Ewwww. Yuck

Once Majo walks out, Clara confesses that she overheard the conversation and asks who the baddie is that is hurting her. Majo tells her that it’s none of her business or her problem…and she’d better not tell anyone that they went there. As they walk out, Mario takes more pictures.

Leo and Blondie are driving merrily along (I guess her pursed lips convinced him to take her along). Leo knows that he can be very unyielding and asks Elisa what else she is thinking about. Elisa thinks that if Leo had told her about the affair, they could have avoided everything that is happening now. When Leo points out that Ewww is the only one to blame, Elisa argues that Ewww was the victim! Leo begs to differ; the only victim is Sonia! Elisa asks if he has any proof; so, Leo admits he doesn’t…and Mophead won’t give him anything until Leo assures Mop that Sonia is safe. After an awkward pause, Leo grabs Elisa’s claw...er..hand and assures her that they will get through this…together. He wuvs her…and she wuvs him too. Elisa doesn’t think she should tell Ren anything about this…because she doesn’t want Ren hurt any more. Well, last time we saw her it looks like it would be like talking to an eggplant anyway, Ellie May.

Leo and Blondie arrive at Ewww’s office. After Leo clarifies that he is there to talk to Sonia, Ewww wonders if this is official or personal business. Leo is confused (not a surprise), so Ewww adds that he noticed a certain familiarity between Sonia and Leo; he asks, “Did you sleep with her at any time?” Blondie’s jaw drops…PLUNK! Leo ignores the senseless question and asks, “Where is Sonia…or did you get rid of her when you found out she was Mop’s lover?” With a killer stare, Ewww asks, “are you accusing me?” Leo calmly replies, “No, but where is Sonia?”

Next, we get a sneak peek at Sonia in the abandoned boat, still handcuffed to the floor, passed out bruises on her face, and soaked in perspiration. She cracks open her eyes and whispers, “Help…!” She Lives!!!

Blondie finally opens her mouth and tells Ewww how important it is that they speak to Sonia. Ewww wonders if she is asking if he got rid of her and adds, “The answer is ‘no’. She took off to her mother’s house and will probably not return after what she did.” Leo questions Ewww about how he found out that Sonia and Mop were lovers. Sonia told him…she didn’t have the guts to tell him to his face; she wrote to him but he already erased that message. After he asks if there is any other humiliation Leo wants to submit him to, Blondie apologizes for having gone there and Leo asks a final question, “What is the address for Sonia’s mother.” Ewww cunningly responds, “What? You don’t remember? You and Sonia always lived in the same neighborhood.” He turns to Blondie and mockingly asks if she didn’t know that Sonia and Leo knew each other. Blondie accusingly asks Leo to confirm, so Ewww adds that it was quite a coincidence that Sonia and Leo found each other again. Ewww then has to rush off to the Can’tDo house and asks Blondie if she wants a ride. (Says the spider to the fly) Yes, Ti-eewww, I’ll go with you. After they are left alone, Blondie questions if Leo also forgot to tell her that the knew Sonia. Leo once again explains that he didn’t think it was important until now. Leo hopes to find Sonia’s mother…and Blondie hopes he does find Sonia so that she can explain why she is hiding...and maybe then Leo will stop looking for the guilty amongst her family. Stupid girl. Living in a pit of vipers, or are you immune to the venom?

Majo and Clara get back to the Can’tDo house. After Clara begs off to see her father, Majo sees Ren coming down the stairs. Ren is looking for Mop who went to get a glass of water in the kitchen. Majo suggests that they go back to her room, Ren wants to go to her Hubba. Majo reminds her that her Hubba isn’t there. Ren remembers that Hubba didn’t make it back to their apartment last night…because their mother made him disappear. Ren asks Majo to help her, their mother is a monster (Ren-out-of-it still manages to be the smartest!). Ren continues to beg for help; her mother told her that Mop is in jail and that is not true; their mother wants to make him disappear. Oh My Loopy Bangs is Baaaack.

Leo walks his neighborhood and approaches Sonia’s mother’s house…no one home. A neighbor comes by and tells him that Doña Celia left yesterday…in a hurry…and the neighbor is only there to feed the dog (finally a dog to blame things on!). Leo asks if she knows Sonia. The neighbor does know her but Sonia hasn’t been around much; she married some millionaire and forgot about her mother.

JLuis leaves Adri’s house…as Mario walks up from behind some cars and knocks on Adri’s door. Adri isn’t too happy that he is there and asks what he wants. She denies that Mario is interrupting anything and quickly changes the subject; did he find out what Majo and Clara were doing at Cobra’s house? Nopis, and Mario insists that he probably interrupted something. Adri again denies it and adds that she would like it if he would let her know when he is coming over. Adri then asks that Mario send her the photos he took of Clara. Mario will do that and tells her that they need to look at he recordings at the hospital to see if Majo visited Piedad there too. Adri will take care of that.

Clara runs into the hospital and asks Stone Face how her father is. He is bad off; his blood pressure went sky high. As they talk, Stone Face sees Leo and questions why he is there…he has done enough. If something happens to Pops, its his fault! LEO FINALLY finds his *%$* and tells her that she needs to take responsibility for all the bad decisions she made and their consequences. He turns to Clara and asks if she hasn’t learned from her sister’s mistakes…he knows that she went to the bank with her mother to withdraw money from Rosa Teran’s account. Stone Face lashes out at him. She wishes he would stay out of their lives; Pops was doing well until he started having doubts about Julia…and tarnish her memory. If Pops dies it’s because of his pride…he thinks he is so decent, so honest. and he always comes to rub things in their face (a mud mask might start to do the job, Stone Face) and judge them. Stone face wishes that he could live like that…having to defend his mother! Leo reminds her that he was clueless about Julia, had they confided in him, things could have been different. Stone Face thinks not; if Julia had confided in him, these things would not have happened. After she adds that Julia apparently couldn’t find a man that could love her without judging her, like he is judging them now, she ends that Leo is responsible for what is happening; they are all responsible! Fortunately, the rant is interrupted by Clara’s phone. Once Clara moves away, she apologizes to Dario for leaving Majo alone. She then pleads with Scario for the money; her father is very ill. Scario is close by and will give her part of the money. Clara remembers that Leo is there and will meet him outside.

Leo goes in to see Pops who is happy to see Leo. Leo is very sorry to see him in that sate and feels guilty. Pops thinks that he is the guilty one; he let the horror into his home and did nothing to stop it. And this illness came to finish everything off…even his daughter who entered the wolf’s den to try to save him. Leo thinks that Julia would do it again if she had to; so, he needs to get better…for Clarita and Nieves. Pops scoffs, “Nieves? She has always made me feel like trash. She made Julia suffer and pressured her incessantly. I never thought she would go so far; and you know how it feels when everything around you are made up of lies…and the worst thing is that she is doing the same thing to Clarita. My daughter is the only one I care for.” Halleluja ! Tell it on the mountain, Pop. Finally. Leo tries to motivate him to get better, but Pops has no more strength and knows that the end is near. He asks Leo to help him protect Clarita. He doesn’t want Clarita near her mother…and he doesn’t want her to end up like Julia. He asks that Leo save Clarita. Finally the sun peeps out from behind the black clouds.

Blondie and Ewww finally get to the Can’tDo house. When Blondie sees Ren and Majo sitting on the stairs, she quickly goes to them and helps Ren back up to her cell...er..room. FabPoodle arrives just then. He is there to see Blondie because there is much business to take care of. Yeah, funny bidness. Ewww comments that Blondie needs a MAN to steers her to the right path. He thinks Poodle should take her out of there. The first thing Poodle needs to do is distance her from the lowly cop. (How do you get barf out of your keyboard?) When Vic approaches, Ewww tells her he needs to talk to her. Blondie then comes down and is pleasantly surprised to see Poodle. After Ewww and Vic go off to the garden, Poodle admits that he knows Blondie had an argument with her BFCop and wants to get her in a good mood by taking her somewhere…it’s a surprise!

Outside the hospital, Scario gives Clara 100,000 pesos. If she continues to do as he says, he will give her the rest of the money for her father. Now he wants her to tell him what Majo spoke to his mother about. Surprised Clara denies knowing anything but adds that Majo asked his mother to talk to him and tell him to leave her alone…Majo wants him out of his life.

In the garden, Ewww makes a play for Vic. He can’t stop thinking about her and wanting to kiss her. Vic worries about what her daughters will say. (That's it? No Yuck, or you're disgusting, or after I'm dead? Or at the least, I have a friend who does hair.) Ewww will wait, but they need to find a way to tell them. Ewww then tells Vic about Leo’s official visit and that Mop spilled the beans about his affair with Sonia. Mop even made Leo think that Ewww had gotten rid of Sonia. What hurt him most was that Elisa took Leo there. Gasp! Vic is disgusted! She has to talk to Elisa! Ewww urges that Vic has to separate Elisa and Leo. Yes! Yes, of course, she agrees.

Ewww and Scari-eww Jr. meet. Ewww wants the status on plans for Mop. When Scario tells him that everything is ready, Ewww hisses that he wants it done TODAY! Scario warns him that it’s too risky since Leo is investigating and they don’t know how much of a song Mop has sung. Ewww then tells Scario to send Blondie away to New York; he wants her away from Leo. When Scario asks what he should do about Sonia, Ewww replies, “That is already taken care of.”

At the prison, Mop is being escorted by security guards to the infirmary. He complains because he didn’t request to go there. When released, he turns around and is surprised to see????? (mystery man!)

JLuis arrives home and is surprised when Leslie tells him that both Ter-ribbit and Sara are in their respective rooms. He goes to rag on Ter-ribbit and reminds her that this is his mother’s house. “Oh no it’s not!” squeals Ter-ribbit. This is her house because JL is making the payments. Huh? How does that work? She challenges him with, “Or are you not?” When he fails to respond, Ter-ribbit gets her bag and starts packing! Idiot JLuis asks what she is doing (like he can’t see?); he just wants her to get along with his mother. Ter-ribbit complains that his mother doesn’t respect her nor does he. He needs to decide: is the house his mother’s or hers? When JLuis walks out, Ter-ribbit hops after him wondering where he is going (hopefully as far away as he can get). JLuis makes it to the living room where Sara is concerned that Leslie told her father about the argument. JLuis announces that this will be taken care of. He is going to get a loan to build his mother an apartment by the back patio. Ter-ribbit thinks that he is catering to his mother, but JLuis makes it clear that he is doing it so that his mother doesn’t have to put up with her every freakin’ day! JLouis, you have a gun, there is a simpler way, Si?

Blondie’s surprise is a visit to her gallery. FabPoodle wonders where she will place the paintings that she received at the company and Blondie quickly sutters that those will not be displayed there. Fab wants to see her enthused about the gallery so that she can forget her other issues for a while, but Blondie is worried about Ren. Fab continues that her priority right now should be to put the company’s things in order. After they get over Mop’s situation, Ren can help her with the company. Blondie thinks that might help Ren. She then smiles as she thinks of how passionate she is about the gallery; she is especially looking forward to the inauguration. Fab promises that she will have plenty of time to spend in the gallery since he will take care of the company. When Blondie wonders if he will bring someone special to the inauguration, he replies that he will be bringing the new investors...so that she can show everyone who the grand Elisa Can’tDo is…the woman he fell in love with. He thinks it’s time that he tells her; he has always been in love with her...and has never stopped thinking about her. As he goes in for a kiss, Blondie is saved by a text notification. Aack ! Nose prints all over that little face? Not tonight Rover. When she sees the message from Scario that he needs the authentication certificates today, Blondie excuses herself and tells Fab that she needs to go to Customs right away to sign off on a shipment.

Mop’s mysterious visitor turns out to be Leo. The infirmary was the only place that he could come to without having to sign in. Leo wants to know everything that Mop knows and why they want to shut him up. Mop quickly asks for Sonia; so, Leo tells him he went to look for Sonia at her mother’s house but she was not there; and her mother seems to have disappeared the same day. Mop freaks and thinks they killed Sonia. Leo insists that he tell him what he knows...where did he get the archeological piece. Mop is still freaked out and thinks they will kill him too. Leo questions who is behind everything; is it Ewwwgenio?! OK, Mop if you won't tell him I will, Yes it was Ewwww. Now go kill him.

Clara is with Stone Face telling her that she is scared. That man is dangerous and not at all a good person (ya think?). Stone Face knows (but doesn't give a shit) and asks Clara what she thinks they should do? Let her father die? (Beyotch!) And anyway, they are treating her well. Clara thinks they are getting into something much bigger than what Julia was into. She is being asked to take pics and report everything that happens at the Can’tDo house. What if they are planning something against them and she is part of it? Stone Face suggests that she not think like that; it’s best that she only think of how she is saving her father’s life…and that God will help her…and everything will be fine. (Can you please die now, Stone Face? And maybe verify who is on your team this Sunday) Have you considered that you may run out of daughters?

FabPoodle is at FerNasty’s house entertaining Juanito when FerNasty walks in and becomes visibly upset. Fab tells her that they were waiting for her. What? your water bowl is empty?

Blondie is alone at the company(?) working on the certificates when she hears a sound. She slowly walks around and asks the infamous question, “Is someone there?” As she continues to walk, Scario comes out and confronts her…and the dramatic music gets louder as the episode ends…

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