Caray, Caray!

⦁ Vicente and Natalia agree to take Vicente's reimbursement check from Adrian to buy whatever equipment, tables, and chairs will be necessary for the fonda as an investment.

⦁ Regina informs Andrea over the phone about their needing to leave Chente's house due to Olga's moving in.  Andi says she'll come by in the morning to show them the new house El Wonderful Loving and Repentant Papi bought them. ( Allow me to retch!)

⦁ The next morning Olga puts on a hot pink negligee and sneaks into Chente's bedroom.  She loses it and bawls out, "NO!" when she sees a naked Nata spooning with her beloved.  Nata wakes up and asks what she's doing in there.  "--No!  What are you doing in here, you shameless hussy!"  (Lest Viewerville scream back in vain, "-- Look in the mirror and tell us now what YOU are," we must remember ultimately that La Vulga's emotional elevator does not go all the way to the top.  In fact, if the top is  floors18-20, hers stops at 10-12. )  

⦁ Valentina shares visiting hours with Felix telling him off.  He snickers that women simply fall at his feet and so what happens to them happens (as if they are so silly, it is to be expected); it's like water off a duck's back  What Felix did with her, she tells him, is called sexual abuse, assault, and taking advantage of her trust.  She fell in love with him and he only abused her.  He tried selling her to other men, for goodness sake!  "--We are not objects!"  He snickers at her.  She isn't deterred.  "-- We aren't weak, either!"  She can breathe freely now knowing that he is incarcerated (as opposed to the women he abused) and cannot do the same thing to anyone else! Now he's in jail and she's got the rest of her life to follow her dreams.  

⦁ Chente gets up and asks Vulga sweetly (way too sweetly) what she thinks she is doing there.  Nata tells her to respect their privacy and leave.  She just stares at Nata like a dumb ox.  She whines about why she/Nata was annoyed.  Chente asks why she didn't knock.  (Earth to Chente!  What does that tell you about the woman? Like get her psychiatric help already!)  Nata is totally embarrassed and like an adult explains that Olga is there to recuperate, not to interfere with their privacy.  Chente is Nata's significant other.  (Who in their right mind?  The woman is emotionally retarded if not totally thick.  There should be a public awareness message in here somewhere.....)  Vulga begins the whining act again and mumbles they should lock their door if they plan on doing obscene things and then something about a scary nightmare where he left her all alone on the highway again. Chente walks Vulga back to her room.  From bed, covering herself in her robe, Nata tells herself that she's not changing her mind.  She is definitely going to leave..

⦁ Back at the jailhouse, Felix garbles on something about he'll get out and find Tina again to get even; there will always be a Vulga who will sell out her friends to him for cash.  Viewerville and Tina ferret out that it was, in fact, La Vulga who he paid to tell him where to find Tina.  (We assume if he escapes again he'll look her up again and who knows what???)

⦁ In bonnie Britain, Veronica joins Samia and Omar at dinner.  Vero explains Elias hired her to babysit the Chuchu.  Omi leaves to call Adi and explain why he missed the flight. He is stuck there with his Mami.  Adi tells him he better find a way to ditch her and come home since Andi needs him more than ever.  Why????? Because he's going to be a daddy! 

⦁ Andrea arrives at Chente's bright and early to take the family all to some place new and special.  They say their goodbye's to Benj and Chente and start to leave.  Benji begins crying.  Vulga fakes the motherly attitude with him and he immediately rejects her.  As Nata and family all walk out the door, Benji suddenly screams out loud for them not to go.  "--Mama don't go!"  Everyone is dumbstruck and walks back inside into the living room.  It's hugs all around for little Benji.  He is talking again!  Nata says they must leave, but only for a bit, while Olga gets better.  "--Olga, NO*o*o*o*o*o*!!  I want to leave with you and my sister.  Don't leave me please!"  (That's a mouthful. Viewerville is waiting to hear Benji call Vulga a hateful witch!) Finally, Teresa suggests if the boy is that upset with Olga's presence (her looks?) then maybe she shouldn't stay. (Tere's on to something here.  Since the sham beating, La Vulga's ugly exterior is a view to her interior IMO.  Yup, as ugly now on the outside as on the inside.....)  Olga whines again that this is proof she will make everyone sick to be around her all because of Chente. (Yes, but for all the right reasons, not the faked ones). She goes upstairs to cry into her pillow at her failed attempt to move in and successfully seduce Chente.

⦁ Meanwhile, Juanga goes to the hospital to bring Magos back home.  FF>>FF>>

⦁ Andi impatiently tells her mother that the kid isn't her responsibility already, "--So let's just get going!"  Nata replies Andi try being sensible here.  (Not sensitive?)  Andi replies that no, the sensible thing is leaving Chente with his child and her coming along with her own children!  (Gawd, Mom!  Just for once tell Andi to effing zip it!!)

⦁ Back in balmy Britain, Omi returns and says why didn't anyone tell him he was going to be a father? Vero says innocently that she was asked not to.  (But Mama and Papi????) Well, it doesn't matter, even if he does go to jail.  "--What if it isn't yours?  It obviously isn't yours!"  He is certain that it is, but he'll risk it all to go there anyway to have Andi tell him to his face!!  (OMG Omi has actually grown a pair??)  "Hasta la vista, Mami!"  He heads for the airport.

⦁ Across the pond once again, Tina tells Chole how her visit with Felix went. She also informs Chole that he told her it was La Vulga who literally sold her out and took his cash, or rather, his 30 shekels, to tell him where to find her.  

⦁ Benji is thrilled when Nata tells him that his daddy was taking Olga back to the rooming house.  

⦁      Chole is insensed and later refuses to let her cousin stay in the rooming house when Chente tries dropping her off.  Chole faces off with Olga who, when confronted, again tries playing the sweet, innocent, and naively simple senorita.  Then she calls Chole a bitter female because Tavo won't give her a kid.  Chole says look somewhere else.  You can live the life you condemned Tina too for all she cares.  She's done with her.  And talk to the hand, cuz Chole won't listen; Felix didn't lie.  "--You caused the problem, Chente!  You take care of it!"  So, take her home again, mumbles Vulga; or leave her on the street somewhere again and maybe this time somebody will actually kill her.  (Will somebody just put tape on her mouth for once?)

⦁ Magos returns home about this time.  Happy, happy!  Joy, Joy!  Magos and Nata agree that Olga is scheming to worm her way into Chente's life somehow.  Chente brings Olga back to the house. Olga tries the sweetness and light apology of a lifetime and meekly asks both Nata and Magos permission to stay, but Magos is not having any of it.  They are like cats and dogs and Vulga knows it so no, and a thousand times no!  Olga then tries faking the bruising and pain act but Magos tries faking her own pain act.  No!  Magos cannot recuperate with La Vulga constantly causing chaos, she warns Chente.

⦁ Andi, meanwhile, has joined Regina in her maid's closet/storeroom of a bedroom; she   bugs her sister to hurry up and get moving. Regi says she'd rather chat with Jose Jose.  Andi insults his need for having to work and study at the same time and thus being a naco loser.  Finally, J2P2 politely tells her that not everybody has a millionaire father to make life easy and besides she is a high school dropout!  That shuts Andi up--for a bit, at least. 

⦁ Back in the living room, Vulga takes a breath in between fake winces for pain and tells Chente to stay with Magos and that she will manage the stairs on her own.  Magos whispers to Chente that Vulga doesn't want just a hand, she wants his entire body.

⦁ Andi and Regi are still in Regi's bedroom.  They are now arguing with Nata over her decision to stay in "this flea-infested hut".  Nata learns then from Andi that her father has bought a house for his two daughters to live in.  Nata reprimands Andi for being her father's go-between again after she warned her.  (Like when has that ever stopped her?) Andi convinces Nata to at least look the place over and, if she likes it, she can stay there till Olga leaves and then return if she wants...  Maybe.....

⦁ Magos and Chente sit at the dining table and she tells him that La Vulga is simply trying to take advantage of his good nature.  Chente mentions that Chole threw Olga out for telling Felix where to find Tina and cashing in on it.  "--See, you can always expect the worst from Olga!"  

⦁ When Benji goes back to his room to let the grownups talk, Olga jumps out of his closet and again threatens to harm everybody Benji loves and to cut his tongue off and feed it to the dogs. 

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