Caray, Caray!

*******This will be my last recap till January 9th...I am going to Mexico on the 16th till the 7th, Guerrero, Michoacan & Mexico DF******
Shout out to Fernando & Omar from LFMB & Demian from M de F....Hey if you happen to get near Arroyo Grande, Guerrero, pop like 500, you know the place it is like 15 miles off the nearest paved road. Well stop in boys, we can throw back a few cervezas & I can give you some TeleNovela advice....Good times Good times.
Demian bring the remote, there are lots of big rocks and stuff to blow up out there.
Fernando, I bet Demian will let you blow something up, it is an awesome stress reliever. I'll leave the light on, yes, they have electricity now.

We open with the meeting at Los Dos Hermanos Constructiones. Tiberto is yammering on about JC being a general problem for the company, when JC reveals that Tiberto was imitating Demian last nite, eye-patch and all, rambling on about how someday he'd give the company to Tiberto and JC would get nada. Well, Tiberto trys to play this off as a joke, he couldn't sleep, it was just a joke. Everyone looks uncomfortable and I feel kinda sorry for Tiberto. He looks like a ten year old that just got caught with a Playboy. Demian, pulls out a canned Ward Cleaver line and tells Wally and the Beaver they are both his sons. I'm kinda proud of Demian here, he is doing well playing the role of the concerned papi....Really he just wants to get his freak on with Regina; but it looks good; he tell Tiberto he does not like the little joke at all.

Over at the used to be Gabe's crib, Leo, MA & Gabe are presenting a united front against, Joselyn, Miriam & Frederico. They demand to know where Clemente has gone and if it true that Clemente is not Joselyn's father. Joselyn says that indeed Clemente is her papi and she has no idea where he has wandered off to, he left voluntarily and she doesn't seem to care. MA says that Joselyn will answer to her, should MA find out Joselyn was involved in his disappearance.

Leo is wearing his standard Levi jacket and I see it from behind, I can't believe I would not have noticed this before, but he has a damn near life size image of "Our Lady of Guadalupe" on the back. At first I am certain this is a miracle, like the grilled cheese sandwich with the image of Mary, that sold on E-Bay last year, or one of the tortillas that periodically show up on Univision News. But upon closer inspection I realize the image is "BeDazzled", God Leo is the daughter both Candleabra deserved and Miriam always wanted. The boy put some time into that.

Leo, Gabe & MA then leave the office, once they are out in the hall MA runs up to go see Lui. Shorty and the chunky chick are in Lui's room trying to entertain the inmate. I have to say here that I'm not sure if it was for comedic Naco relief or if it was a cry for understanding, but Shorty was either dressed as a clown or had on the gayest shirt I have ever seen and that includes Luigi on LFMB's wardrobe....Good God, it was a literal sherbert fest of striped pastels.

MA meet & greet each other with tears of joy and cheesy salutations, Lui strokes MA face over and over, hey kid, you're crippled not blind....Jeez, it is kinda creepy.

MA, goes back downstairs and our three humanitarians leave.
Frederico is preparing to take his leave of his lovely daughter Joselyn and his former amante Miriam, who always has an expression like, "What the hell was I thinking when I did this doof?"
The three discuss that fact that Joselyn real papi must be kept under wraps so she can inherit all 12 pesos that Miriam hasn't cheatedClemente out of. Joselyn gives Frederico his obligatory hug and he calls her his daughter, Frederico follows up with a kiss on Joselyn's cheek and makes his leave. Joselyn is all grossed out an wipes off her cheek, making a reference to saliva, well at least it wasn't on the lips.

Cut to the scene of either the Amazon River Basin or a really big lake somewhere in Mexico...Looking down from several thousand feet, we see a boat speeding across the water....Remember this cause we are gonna see this same boat in the same scene everytime we come back to this location, like when they show the Angel in Mexico City on Reforma, so you know where you are. Anyhow Dolores (who is wearing a lovely white dress) and Nicolas (looking rather dapper in a sportscoat, shirt and yes, a like bandana or ascot loosely about his neck), hmmmm it is kinda a primitive area with tropical looking foliage, personally I would have chosen cargos, but hey that's just me. Nicolas and Dolores greet a local who is like working on this giant fishing net, I am assuming it is a fishing net, cause if it a mosquito net, those suckers must be huge. Anyway, they start quizzing Don Local about the possibility that Edgar is alive and well and hanging out here. They keep pestering Don Local saying the man has been missing for many years and he is the beloved brother of Dolores, the man nods and Dolores sees a man with long nasty blondish hair walking away. She begins to chase him in her little sandels and white dress (see should worn chucks and cargo shorts), she is running screaming Edddgggggaaaarrr,
to no avail, he is no were to be found.

Damien calls Miriam & Joselyn to tell them about Dolores & Nic taking off on a big adventure.
Miriam is worried, but Joselyn not so much.

Cut to La Creepy Joselyn, upstairs torturing Lui. She is talking to him in that cloying voice while stroking the toy tiger. Lui wants to get out of his room, at least go to the garden. Joselyn is "Why, you have everything here." & refuses to allow him out of his room. Public Service Announcement: This whole thing is just way sick, I don't really mind so much when they torture adults on TeleNovelas, but torturing kids is pretty sick....except then I gotta remember, the kid is pulling down a better income than 90% of the country, so maybe a little torture is okay.

Clemente is hanging out with homeless guys, who are drinking some nasty looking brew out of nastier glass bottles. Clemente is hanging on & petting a dog. He is struck with a terrible pain in his head. Withering in angst, he has flashbacks of he & Aurora when they were young. Aurora...
Aurora....don't leave me....I'm sorry. He gets up and wanders off. The one drunk guy wants to call him back, but quickly realizes there is more hooch for them if Clemente leaves.

MA & Leo are back at Candleabra's talking about their recent foray into "PsychoHills"....Candelabra is talking smack about Miriam & Joselyn, but Leo is sticking up for them. This is all done in a playful manner. Leo gets his thirty fifth blessing of the day, from Mamacita & gives a kiss to Mi Amor, MA, on her cheek. She swallows the bile back down & gives a half smile. Is it just me or is Leo just not the creepiest guy, that whole I'm forty and want to lay in my Mommy's lap...just creeps me out & I can't really see that as bringing on amorous feeling in MA who is witness to this behavior.

Elsa is walking down the street in not really CFM heels, but decently high enough to be uncomfortable, we see her enter several shops looking for jobs, but all we see are heads shaking no. Poor Elsa stops and takes off her heels, ahhhh the unjustice of it all.

Diana is talking to Otilia and Jorge (the eurotrash model)'s mother(I don't know her name). Diana says she is going to talk to Gabe cause he is a good man. It is like a meeting of the first wives club....there are no good men. Diana says yes she knows a good man & they tell her well one in a million maybe.

Cut to Pedro, the resident Nerd, he is talking to some sweet young Naca, over on Naco Lane, when Diana calls him....He is all excited to hear from her and Naca girl looks sad.

Now cut to Gabe sitting in a dining establishment, he is thinking about witnessing a kiss between Leo & MA, (I missed this kiss, the first time, awkward her eyes were open and she was looking at Gabe), like I'm kissing him, but thinking of you. Diana interrupts this lil anguished trip down memory lane. She tells Gabe why she left Rog & will never go back. She tells how she was forced to shake her stuff to pay his gambling deaths and how he laughed when she miscarried the baby....enough is enough, Rog is one sick puppy. Diana wants a divorce, Gabe agrees to help her.

Gabe goes to see Rog at Los Dos Hermanos Constructos, Rog is all Eddie Haskell like, Gabe will have none of it, he presents the facts to Rog, who tries to deny them, saying he wasn't thrilled the baby died, but Gabe will have none of it. Gabe fires Rog promptly on the spot. Rog is none to happy...The only advise I can give Rog is don't wear CFM heels when pounding the pavement it is really hard on the feet.

When Elsa returns to the Love Shack she shares with Coyote, he is there. Elsa starts to have a hissy over him slashing her clothes....Well a few shoves later, Elsa realizes pick your battles.
Coyote leaves & Elsa digs out all the money she has been squirreling away. A knock on the door...it is Belen. Belen wants Elsa to be nicer to Silvestre. Well that just isn't gonna happen and Elsa laughs at Belen for being in love with Silvestre. Now Elsa is packing up some stuff and Candleabra comes to the door. She knows Elsa stole the $ Don Clemente left for MA. Elsa doesn't really even try to deny it. Damn this girl has a bad tude. Candelabra pries the cash outta her sweaty little palm, chastises her tries to give her one of her patent blessings, but Elsa basically just tells her to get out.

Clemente, has made his way to Aurora's grave clutching a small flower he must have robbed from another grave. He is sobbing and lies down next to the grave.

MA comes upon him and screams Papa, Papacito.....He recognizes her, Oh MA. There is much gladness and hugging, actually he is really pretty dirty and probably stinky too, so I hope MA didn't pick up any scabies or lice or anything.

Now fly over the giant lake or Amazon River Basin again....Dolores is begging Don Local, for info on the mystery man who ran away....what is his name...Don Local kinda nods and Dolores turns around and is face to face with a guy who looks like Robinson Crusoe.....Is it Edgar? Could it be?
Will Dolores blow his cover?

So let's see Dolores found Edgar
MA found Clemente
Diana found a willing ally in her divorce
Candleabra found the missing money
all in all not bad for an hour's work.....

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