Caray, Caray!

Deborah is complaining to Bruna about having Diana help her with "therapy." She just wants to slap Diana.

Emilio tells Max to get rid of Diana - she's a temptation. Max says he loves Marfil but not in a physical way and that he has certain needs that must be met. Emilio tells him to go get a hooker. Max says he loves Diana. ***OK, let me get this straight. He wants a physical relationship and Diana keeps telling him to back off (even though we know she'll eventually cave). Hmmm.

Diana is trying to put shoes on Grandma DS. This scene is priceless. It is like trying to nail jello to a wall. Grandma DS wants no part of the shoe business and wants to go barefoot to Larry's wedding. Grandma DS finally decided that perhaps yellow shoes might be OK. Diana has to point out 1) you have no yellow shoes and 2) they wouldn't match your outfit even if you did. Lala walks in and asks Diana to go talk to Gaby who is crying in the servant's quarters. Diana delegated the shoe debacle with Grandma DS to Lala.

Diana tries to comfort Gaby who is despondent over the fact Larry is marrying Pilar. Diana, being the supportive sister points out there is nothing Gaby can do about it and Gaby just needs to suck it up and deal with reality.

Max is getting ready for the wedding and M/D is saying how much she wishes she could go. He'll have to come back after the wedding and tell her all about it. "By the way, be honest, do you still love me as much as you did before my accident?" Now there's a trick question if ever I heard one. . .

Pilar is having second thoughts about marrying Larry. She just doesn't love him. Her bridesmaids ask if she's worried about Kike fulfilling his promise to make a scene and disrupt the wedding.

M/D, as usual, is whining on and on to Max and asking him if he loves her as he did before. She begs repeatedly for him to kiss her. Just when he's leaning in - looking anything but "thrilled" I must add - Diana shows up and asks Max if M/D is going to the wedding. Max tells Diana that M/D prefers to stay home with Bruna. What's wrong with THAT picture? M/D pays a sarcastic comment about Diana's homemade dress. The dress looked fine to me, but what do I know.

Diego is mooning over Diana when Caramel shows up and tries to comfort him. She states it bites when the person you love is in love with another.

Speaking of love, Pancho (Caramel's boyfriend of 100 years) is at the body shop talking to someone on the cell phone about distributing the purloined jewelry throughout the United States. Chino comes up to Pancho and says Pancho's car is now fixed (this is the car Peyote ran into before I started watching the show). Chino and Pancho admire the handiwork. Pancho states Peyote is going to pay for the damage with a kiss or "some other thing."

Larry is actually wearing clothes. Wedding guests start arriving and Larry is at the altar all smiles. Camila is gossiping with her brother, Emilio. Emilio says Peyote looks hot. If you're reading this Ferro94, she has on a red dress that enhances her assets. Camila reminds Emilio that Peyote does drugs. Emilio replies that's just gossip and "who cares anyway-she looks hot." Down the aisle comes Max. Alone. Camila gossips about that as well, and adds a comment about that "Stupid Marfil." Camila notices Diana, but she still can't place why she recognizes her.

Kike rides up on his motorcycle as Pilar is entering the church. He winks at Pilar.

Now Gaby is crying to Lala and Nancy that she wants to die; this is the saddest day of her life! If Gaby wasn't so pathetic and insecure, I'd really hate her. I suppose since this is only my third episode, I haven't wanted to slap her yet. That may come in time. Lala and Nancy try to comfort her but Gaby keeps sobbing that she's ugly and blind. Larry will never notice her.

Andres is talking to Doc Evil in the hospital. Apparently Doc Evil is recuperating quickly and won't die after all. Doc Evil asks about Diana. Andres says she's slippery, after Diana was "saved" by Grandma DS's scream (forcing Andres to flee before he was caught by Max). Andres and Doc Evil continue to plot against Diana. Now Doc Evil states, "she's going to be mine!"

As the wedding vows are being exchanged, Diana fantasizes that Gaby is the one marrying Larry. Meanwhile, Max is fantasizing that Diana is marrying him. Geez.

Sylvia is walking the dogs, or should I say the dogs are walking Sylvia. She is muttering to herself that she's going to be late for the wedding since no one will give her a ride with all critters. I can't even begin to describe her outfit - I think her pink hair was distracting me.

Back to the wedding. The priest is asking Pilar if she takes Larry for her husband. She thought bubbles "what am I going to do?" The priest reminds her she hasn't answered his question. Pilar has this "deer in the headlights" look. It's not a good sign when a priest has to ask you three times if you take this man. Finally, she says no. She turns around and there is Kike at the church door in his leathers. She runs to him and they flee on the back of his motorcycle. Larry is devastated and runs after her. Octavia swears that no one - I mean no one - does that to her family! Max tries to comfort poor Larry. Everyone is impactada. Octavia, ever the maternal one, asks Larry how could this happen. At this point, one of Sylvia's dogs takes a bite out of Octavia's dress. Max tells Mommie Dearest to back off, there's nothing they can do. Larry just stands there repeating "I was just left at the altar in front of everyone - but I love her!" Octavia calls for their car. . .

Gaby is STILL crying over Larry. She tells his picture he'll never see the kakajillion letters she written declaring her love for him.

Diana is waiting in the church with Grandma DS (who presumably is wearing shoes, but I can't swear to it). Yolanda, Octavia's sister, comes to take Grandma DS home. Grandma DS keeps asking "What happened?" "Why did the bride run away?" Camila walks up as Yolanda and Grandma DS are leaving. She tells Diana "We need to talk. Where do I know you from?" I couldn't understand what Diana told Camila, but Camila seemed to be satisfied with the answer. It obviously wasn't that Camila witnessed Diana's arrest for attacking Doc Evil.

Emilio, Camila, Sylvia and the dogs are all standing around. Sylvia wants to know what she missed. No one will tell her. Sylvia then comments about one of the dogs attacking Octavia's dress and that Octavia always has such a bitter face.

La familia all arrive at Psycho Mansion. Larry is humiliated, Octavia is furious and Max is trying to settle Larry down. Nancy is scurrying behind them trying to figure out what happened. Bruna appears and asks why they aren't at the reception. She also asks Octavia what happened to her dress. Octavia says there was no wedding or reception and orders a shot of Scotch or whatever people like her drink when they're upset. Brandy perhaps?

Camila is now visiting Doc Evil in the hospital. He starts up with the blackmail schtick. "How good to see you - I could have died - you shouldn't treat the father of your kid so badly - my you're in a bad mood - you going to a party? - you sure look pretty - I've got you in the palm of my hands, missy." Camila looks at him and starts laughing. She tells him Max dumped me. Now it doesn't matter if you tell the world about our kid. Oh, by the way, Marfil is really alive!" Doc Evil appears shocked at this. Camila starts flirting with the doc and leans in like she's going to kiss him. The doc is like, "bring it on, girlfriend!" Camila then bites him and draws blood. Reminds me of the scene between Gabe and Jos in the beginning of MdF. Camila turns and walks out saying "Later, basurita." I think Camila may be my favorite character now! Now she may turn into una fiera.

Nancy rushes into Gaby's room where - yup - Gaby is still crying. Now this is getting old. Nancy says she's got some big news. Larry didn't get married!!!! He was left at the altar. Lala walks in and wonders why everyone is home so early. Nancy fills her in.

Max is trying to calm Larry down, who rightly still feels humiliated. By the way, Larry is still in his tux. I was hoping he'd be in a towel again. "She left me in front of everyone!" Larry again repeats the obvious. "I love her so much! And she ran off with Kike!" ***Larry's hot, I didn't say he was bright.***

Payback's a "perra." Kike and Pilar are at the airport. He asks how she's feeling. Kike is thrilled that he finally beat Larry. Pilar asks "Is that all you see me as? Your trophy?" K - "Of course not, I love you. Now we're going to go to Mexico and stay with my family. There's a clinic close by where you can get an abortion." Pilar refuses to get one. The scene ends with Kike telling Pilar "You're going to do what I tell you. I own you!" I'll bet ol' Larry is looking pretty good to Pilar right about now.

Ocatavia, M/D, Bruna, Grandma DS, and Diana are in the living room talking about the disgrace. Has anyone thought that - gasp - Larry is perhaps better off without the tramp? Grandma DS wants to know who was the man left at the altar. Diana explains it was her grandson. Octavia makes Diana take Grandma DS to Grandma DS's room.

Back to Max and Larry. Peyote walks in. Larry asks how well she knows Pilar and if she knew about Kike. Peyote says she knew, but Pilar swore it was over with Kike.

Lala, Nancy and Gaby are talking in the kitchen. Gaby wants to go to Larry's room and comfort him. Lala reminds Gaby she's a servant and not a psychiatrist. Gaby then volunteers to bring him something to drink. Lala nixes that idea as well, reminding Gaby if she (Gaby) gets nervous and drops anything, Octavia will fire her.

Diana meets Max outside Larry's bedroom, where they discuss what happened to poor, clueless Larry. Bruna interrupts this cozy conversation pointing out that M/D is downstairs waiting for Max. After Max leaves, Bruna grabs Diana's arm saying the only love in Max's life is Marfil. "You hear me?!"

The family is gathered downstairs int he living room, rehashing the wedding that wasn't. Diana makes the mistake of walking in. Octavia lays into Diana for listening in on family business. Max, of course, defends Diana pointing out she isn't a servant - she's a nurse. Marfil is also acts like a wench to Diana. Max asks "What's up? I thought you liked your nurse. What's with the change in attitude?" Diana leaves and the credits roll. . .

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