Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Destilando Amor 04/09/07 "Rod entertains the working folk"

Well we begin with Gavi telling her mother how she lost the baby. I learned a new word ATROPELLO…meaning run over, as in I was….I like this word cause for some reason I think of airplane and yes Gavi certainly flew thru the air. She tells Clara how she was in a benefactor hospital, but the baby couldn’t be saved. She also explains how she ended up in a whore house in Paris, made her great escape, received help, made it to London…saw Rod, crossed the street and well as they say the rest is history.

Ma is muy impacted. Gavi tells her Ma that she is gonna have to basically harvest enough Agave in the next few days to cause cirrhosis to most of the Livers in the known world, so they can round up some serious dinero.
Isadora (TWB) comes out and gets the SUV from Hilario, who is washing it with one lame bucket of soapy water, TWB, takes off in the SUV and Hilario is left staring after her. SanJuana, or SanWanna all the timea, comes up and ask if he thinks the Senora is guapa? Hilario says she has the face of an Angel, wow I never even saw him look at her face.


Well TWB cruises to Tequila and proceeds to try and buy some Lobsters & shrimp, but all the locals are selling is Pescado (local fish). Here at the fish stand TWB hooks up with some middle age gossip monger, who is probably trying to put on the pretense of a higher social class. She is quite impressed when she finds out TWB is the heiress (should her uterus not be barren), to the Tequila fortune & wife of local hottie Rod. TWB touches the woman’s hand and the woman promises to hook her up with some lobster. Now the woman looks like she will never wash that hand again, geez you woulda thought she was touched by "Juan Soler" or something.

Back at the shanty house, Gavi tells her Ma good nite, then says her little prayers. Up at the main house, Rod is tossing and turning on a sofa, TWB is watching from the bed thru slitted eyes. Rod tosses this way, then that way, finally he is up looking out the window at the stars. If he was a Cat, I dub him Tom right now.

Morning has broken, TWB opens her eyes, Rod is already up and dressed and ready to face the day. Rod goes down for coffee with Roman; they are discussing that Gavi is already jimadoring again, when TWB comes down…Quick change subject, she is all mi amor, he offers her coffee, but no. She offers to go with him. To the fields? he queries. No No he tells her stay up here you would only get bored. He takes off and she has a conversation with Roman’s wife; she finds out that Rod is just like his dad Don Felipe and Gramps Don Amador..to make a long story short, Rod comes from a long line of boring dudes.

Rod is in hot pursuit of humiliating the worker folk, he stops off to grill Clara on why she let her daughter became a whore. Whoa there Dr. Phil, I think lil Gavi was over 18 and maybe if you would have left oh let’s say, a phone number or e-mail…anyway I digress. Clara lets Rod have it. She tells him Gavi was pregnant with his child, at first he scoffs, but she continues with how Gavi searched for him and saw him and then boom ATROPELLO-ed, well Rod looks a little skeptical then, he has his flashback to broken chick on the pavement…yep Dude it was Gavi, OMG, the tears do flow…he is just saying my child blah blah blah over and over, and at the same time he is thought bubbling AssHat, AssHat, AssHat or Sombero del culo, Sombero del culo, Sombero del culo. Personally I am back as a Rod’s Rangerette right now cause he sees his error and feels bad.

Meanwhile back at the big house TWB has once again taken off for Tequila (the town not the drink), there is something kinda scary tranny about her, she is wearing a very short skirt and some "Thigh High don’t you make me ask twice boots". SanIwannawannawanna is making up the bedroom. She does the whole perfume thing again, one squirt for the kisses, one for the hugs and one for the flies? I thought it said mosca? Correct me if I am wrong. Anyway that one was deep into her cleavage. I gotta say this SanIWannaWannaWanna is quite the piece of work, somehow I think if she was living in Amercia, she’d be collecting welfare on Junior while Jose, Juan & Pedro would all be giving her cash so she didn’t rat them out to immigration.

Now TWB is hooked up again with the head of the "Tequila’s Ladies Auxiliary", she has directed TWB to some awesome lobsters & shrimp, "Well thank Gawd" (said thru clenched teeth for that Martha’s Vinyard WASP accent), I swear if I had to eat anymore tacquitos I would simply retch. Yes TWB, bring some civilization to the uncivilized. It happens that our princess and her social climbing professional ass kisser happen by Ye Ole Studio of Scanty Clad Babes, it seems it is for rent.
Now PAK tells TWB a lil gossip about the Rodman, it seems he was seen a year ago all hot and bothered in the local Cantinas with a Jimadora….TWB asks PAK to find out the name. If she finds out the name TWB will touch her other hand.

Now when they were talking about the name…."GAVIOTA" is screamed out by Rod who is searching the fields for Gavi, wow it takes me a few seconds to recover from the HannaBarBara Anvil that just crushed my skull. Okay I can go on now, Rod is all running all over yelling Gaviota…Gaviota…the workers are just staring at him like he "jest lost his damn mind", Gavi who is like one Agave away is all like "Oh no you DI'INT". Now I gotta say this was my favorite part of the episode, cause I have had many a mundane job, where something like this would be Emmy winning entertainment…he is chasing her and she is running away, the workers are like still swinging their tools, but really they are hanging on every word. Rod is saying all how he knows about the baby, how she is the only woman for him, she is spewing back, you married, blah blah blah, he is like there is nothing between my wife and me…Oh do tell..I gotta wonder, do you think Tom Jefferson chased Sally Hemings around like that or they kept it up to the main house?

During this hormonal tempers are rising scene, TWB arrives back at the big house, she commands Hilario to unload the SUV, while she queries Roman about Rod’s wareabouts, Roman answers, "Oh down at the fields, why?" but ole Roman knows why and he takes off running for the fields, TWB jumps back in the saddle of the SUV and she is off.

Now Rod had grabbed Gavi and laid a mucho hawt beso on her, she rears back and smacks the crap outta him. Well deserved I must say (but the kiss was hawt, but she needs to smack him a little now), he goes to grab her again and Roman and a field guy jump in between. Roman is all Paul Revere and the British are coming, "Your wife is in hot pursuit"…

TWB had stopped the truck and taken off down a dirt furrow in her dominatrix boots, yeh strangely enough those stiletto heels don’t sink six inches down in the dirt. She catches up with Rod who by now is separate from Gavi, he is flustered that TWB has appeared, but recovers…yeah dude you married her. Gavi watches from between plants as the the two of them walk off, her arm slipped thru his. Gavi says that he is false and a liar, which I can’t fault her here, once again he is asking for it.

Meanwhile SanWannaWannaWanna is wanting it again and Hilario can’t resist her perfumed charms, so there is once again some barn action.

Now TWB, is happily dropping lobsters into boiling hot water, ewwww watch out Gavi, TWB is trying to prepare a feast for her non responsive husband. Roman’s wife is there and when SanIWanna walks by she picks up the odor of the perfume, she really doesn’t like the little skank and I doubt very much she wants the tramp with Hilario. Which leads to the next observation, Romas picks up the perfume odor on Hilario and he is all thrilled that Hilario is nailin that. Hello Roman, you know what they call parents like you? Grandparents!

Rod is back at the Tequila mill swiggin them down with James, he is between a rock (TWB) and soft Gavi, what is a rich stupid landowner to do? James tells him the answer is in his own hands.

Gavi is working really late and comes home, she is mad that Ma told Rod the truth, but Ma says Rod seems sincere, Gavi can only spew vile things about Rod and Mrs. Rod, and I gotta say, yeah I see her point, he did put the sombrero on again.

Rod slips into the bedroom of dead Grandfathers, it is romantically lit with candle lite, TWB, has pulled out all the culinary stops, yes her cowboy likes the champagne, the lobster…Rod is amicable enough….but TWB makes a fatal error, she questions him about the Jimadora…He says he isn’t hungry and bolts….

Gavi is having a sex dream…but it is about TWB & Rod…thunder claps…Gavi awakes, it is gonna be a long night.

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Great recap!

Pero que bochinche!!!!!!!!!

Goodness gracious, so now Rod is stuck. Mom spilled the beans, Rod feels like a HEEL, Gavi is ready to never be lied to again and TWB is descubriendo why the man she married doesnt have eyes for her.

That kiss was hot.. and now the whole hacienda has to keep this mess a secret... for how long?

And what echoes of the past have Claritas face like that?

TWB lucky to have found a chismosa to fill her in on the details she should have asked herself before marrying.
 

"touched by Juan Soler"... LOL

Interesting that TWB put the already-cooked lobsters in boiling water. I wonder if she also boils bread, cookies, and TV dinners. Perhaps it'd be better if she left the cooking to the staff.
 

Oh, and how about salad. Do you boil that or fry it? I can never remember.
 

HHa HHa HHa to Becky AND Julie. I am far from Univision land can you believe there is a place (Middletown CT) where you can't see this channel, so I had to miss the show. I'm so relieved they aren't going to make us suffer through (at least) weeks of Rod not knowing the truth about Gavi. That was merciful of them.
 

Those boots are made for walking thru the marketplace and chasing the husband thru the agave fields. What a woman? If TWB has one ounce of hope to consummate this marriage to Rodgrio ,she's gotta be willing to get down with the common folk,as Rodrigo is man of the earth..

Not a chance unless he's drunk,and even in that state, I don't think so. One could see his pain last night when he learned about what happened to Gavi in Londres,but he has to do some hardcore suffering for his actions.If he's acting like a madman now,just wait until Gavi shows interest in another man.

In novela world, getting off the hook for marry that arrowhead Isadora will not be easy. I have a feeling this marriage in name only will be annulled or something terrible will happen to Isadora,as she's going to have some lonely nights alone..I think the stable guy is ready and waiting for TWB.
 

>>...strangely enough those stiletto heels don’t sink six inches down in the dirt.<<

Funny!!! We were all wondering how she defied the the laws of physics prancing through those fields like that. --Talk about your Barbarella redux!! And with that oversized chest of hers hanging half-way out of her skintight vest , I have pictures of Japanese Animé dancing in my head. Did anybody catch that edit and the sound effects where the camera literally cuts the screen with a spiky agave?

Hilario needs his tongue rolled back into his head and BTW, Rod has got to get a better therapist than James!!

Wonderful recap!!
 

Yes! I noticed the spikey agave transition - woo! What next, an explosion sound every time someone is impactado?
 

Jardinera654 you are so funny..

Where are the men in this world with the passion of Rodrigo? Not here in Florida,as most are with one foot on a banana peel-the other in the grave. Gotta find me that field of agave..Regards..
 

Beckster~~~You are in top form! You have doubled my enjoyment of this show which means I can hardly contain myself. Rodrigooo is hawt, and in the Olympic Kissing Competition on a scale of 1 to 10...I give him a 36. Now, back to our show. First, about those CFM boots, lowcut blouse , and the shorrrrrt skirt. I'm not an engineer, but can real people actually wear an outfit like that and actually live their lives out in the Real World [walking, sitting, pumping gas, petting dog] without the mystery being over for everyone around them? I'm just saying. And , you are right, Hilario is infatuated by our silicone sweetheart, but he is being kept pretty busy by Sanwanna. I liked the race through the agave fields. Now, all Cowboy's workers know the whole story...the kissless bride, the coworker he is hot for. Kind of that office romance except they're in a field instead of an office. As for Rodrigooo's love of the land, I can relate to that . I live in a rural area and grew up with farmboys...that's the way they are...very Scarlet O'hara about the land...so...if TWB wants a chance at Cowboy's many charms, she had better learn all about agave, the soil, fertilizer , and she'd better trade that outfit in for some work clothes , get that mane pulled back into a ponytail and head for the fields. Also, I heard 2 songs on the radio that I want to dedicate to TWB. The first is Peter Frampton's ''Do You..You..Feel Like I Do?'' And the answer is a resounding ...NO, HE DOESN'T! The second selection is brought to us by the lovely Mick Jagger and the Stones : ''You Can't Always Get What You Want.'' Thanks for the fun recap, Beckster.^^^susanlynn, another one of Rod's Rangerettes...Yeah, Rod....''Push 'em back, push 'em back , wayyyy back''
 

funny you mentioned Sally Hemmings and Thomas Jefferson..
the creator of Destilando (but the original Columbian version) is going to make an American spin off.

what could that be? Sally Hemmings and Thomas Jefferson. ALthough they'll have to deal with the small difference in fact being that Sally wans't being paid- and was probably violated. And she won't be able to travel....
 

muchas gracias beckster! since i've got family visting i'm kind of relying on these recaps for a short while, and i really appreciate all your work!

thank goodness for a fast-paced novela... i get happy thinking that if it took only a couple of weeks to get this far into the story, and 1 episode for rod to find the truth, it won't take too long before they're back together...

i just don't like the whole cheating part... i mean, after all, rod IS married and needs to deal with the consequences of his actions.

i'm dreading that they've decided to extend the novela 100 episodes though... i hope it doesn't turn out like la fea!
 

Fantastic recap! That's how I like it, take no prisoners.

I think TWB might have picked up her outfit at the Star Wars Storm Trooper thrift shop, the boots anyway. And good call on the lobsters Julie!

I may get shot for saying this, but Rod looks a little like a wolfman when he gets mad. His nose looked distinctly lupine during his tantrums.

Gotta say I enjoyed the sob scene between Gavi and Clarita. Those two really know how to turn on the waterworks.

Thanks Beckster!
 

susanlynn: Like your songs (well Frampton, in a snarky way), When Gavi & Rod, had the deflowering party, I thought of "My Sharona" by the knack..and of course for Gavi we have "It's a heartache", bonnie tyler.

I really like this one cause I like Rod & Gavi, he is quite the AssHat, but no one seems to take offense, plus the rest of the cast is totally mockable...I wanna see pinched face Sofie..
 

It is so awesome that Rod found out within a few nights (our days) that Gavi was looking for him and was run over. In La Fea, that bull would have taken the whole year. I can't believe that the author let this move thru so fast. I appreciate this. I thought for sure, it would take months for rod to see that she was not a Whore and that she was in Londres looking for him. Again can't believe we watched him get this info so soon. This tele moves exceptionally fast.
 

I loooove these recaps. I agree that this story appears to be moving fast. But I think there's going to be a few episodes of getting together and falling apart betweem Rod and Gavi while working through these 100 episodes. I'm glad no one has eyes for Aaron. I'm hopelessly in love with him. Foxy
 

>>...but can real people actually wear an outfit like that and actually live their lives out in the Real World [walking, sitting, pumping gas, petting dog] without the mystery being over for everyone around them?<<

To Rangerette Susanlynn: I am laughing so hard. You were reading my mind!
 

Exportred: I thought he was like a wild grizzly bear in that agave field for sure. Sort of scary except for it being so funny how all the campasinos kept trying to be all "hear no evil/see no evil".
It will be interesting to see what happens when he turns that rage on the one person keeping him from the love of his life, that being his wife.....

(BTW, I thought nobody else in the world knew that banana peel expression!! Sad but true about those Floridian snowmen. ?>|)
 

Oh Foxy, be not too sure, I am a fan of Aaron cause he brings the sleeze..I do like the reptilian types shout-out to Demian & Omar..cause they are so hawt, in such a replusive way, plus they are often smarter than the rest of the folks, plus the added addition of BSC.
Actually I really like all these people...Minnnnerva cause she is so gonna regret Aaron, so I expect some serious Drama Queen outta her, Sofie cause she is just too annoying, you know her life was threatened daily in boarding school, SanWannaWanna cause she brings the blue collar slut perspective, Aaron cause I'm bettin he is kinky and crazy...Fedra cause she is a snarky bitch...and so on.
 

Thanks beckster for the great recap and all of you commenters for your words; you all are very funny. The muscial references were great too.

Take care,
Karen
 

Great and funny recap, Beckster!! I too am glad that Rod learned the truth.... now the suffering will begin big time!!

I love it!!!! Rod's Rangerettes!!
-Becky T.
 

Does anyone know the actual name of the song that Gaviota sang tonight? I loved that but can't find anything online where I can hear an audio clip?
Are these songs too new? I saw an album on ebay with music from the telenovlea but that's it.
Is Angelica singing that song for real? Is she supposed to have a good voice? Seems all these telenovela actors are singers!
 

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