Caray, Caray!

Octopus comes to with one heckuva headache. She's babbling about wanting to kill Iggy. Yolanda is trying to talk her out of it. Mucks shows up and tells Octopus not to worry; Iggy will end up in jail. Octopus wobbles her way out of the room and Mucks asks Yolanda, "When did you get back from your trip?" Yolanda tells Mucks she was imprisoned in the basement and Octopus made Iggy drug her.

Iggy doesn't want Dulce, the nurse, to call the police and report the bullet wound. Camila and Marfil show up and Iggy vents to them about what happened.

Fidiota tells Dimwit and Gaby the marriage is over between her (Fidiota) and Roddy.

Mucks is questioning Yolanda; he can't believe Octopus would drug and imprison her in the basement. At that moment the phone rings; it's Camila calling to advise Iggy is in the same hospital where Dimwit works. She doesn't think Iggy knows Mucks and Alejandro are one and the same. Mucks is on his way to confront Iggy and have him thrown out into the street.

Sylvie wants to enlist Emili-Oh's help to save Fidiota's marriage. Emili-Oh wants to stay out of it. Sylvie is still wearing her dominatrix costume and mask at Perfumes 'R Us.

Fidiota is still sniveling about losing Roddy because of ChewKey.

Roddy is whining to a colleague about losing Fidiota. The colleague tells Roddy to open his eyes and find out the truth.

Sylvie tries to enlist Caramel's help in getting Fidiota and Roddy back together. Caramel wants no part of that either. She then gives Sylvie a lecture about love and marriage. Something about yokes and oxen. Caramel uses a play on words, "Conyuge" which means "spouse" and "Con Yugo" which means with yoke.

Pasta is getting consoled by Lorenzo and Jorge. In saunters Dimwit. Fidiota is depressed and perhaps Pasta should offer to take her on a trip. They are discussing this wonderful idea when Octopus shows up. Dimwit asks how it feels to be humiliated the way Octopus has humiliated so many other people. Octopus is ready to tear out Dimwit's glassy eyes until Pasta intervenes. Dimwit takes some more pot-shots at Octopus then leaves. Octopus appears to be losing it. I wonder if she will end up being the token "evil person gone crazy" on this show. They had one on Peregrina and on Mundo de Fieras.

Iggy is still whining to Camila and Marfil when Mucks shows up. Marfil and Camila exit stage left. Iggy starts spouting off to "Alejandro" about that crazy woman, Octopus, who tried to kill him. "That ain't no crazy woman; that's my mom!!!!" Iggy is impactado!! Commercial.

Iggy doesn't believe Alejandro is really Mucks so Mucks takes off his glasses. Suddenly Iggy starts to see the resemblance. Iggy starts pleading for his life and Mucks faux punches him. Now Iggy starts groveling. Mucks announces he is going to repossess the apartment since Iggy never paid him back the $10K. Iggy could have sworn Mucks died in the fire. "You wish!" replies Mucks. Mucks calls Iggy a rat. "You act like a rat, you can live on the street with the rats!" Pobre de Iggy.

Marfil pays Pedro a visit and starts flattering him. He's so wonderful! Pedro goes along with it and they stroll out of the room arm in arm.

Octopus wants to get back together with Pasta. He's not buying what she's trying to sell. Pasta says he loves Fidiota and is going to try to get her back. Octopus is furious!!! Pasta will NEVER be happy with Fidiota. NEVER!!!!

More squabbling between Mucks and Iggy. Iggy is on the ground continuing to beg for mercy. Mucks announces he's going to go to the police so they can arrest Iggy for setting the fire which killed all those innocent people! As he walks out, he runs into Camila. He tells Camila he's on his way to have Iggy and Diablo arrested. Camila asks, "What about me?" Mucks tells her she's being evicted. She needs to pack her bags tonight because he wants her out by tomorrow. Camila tries to plead with him she has nowhere to go. Mucks gives her a choice: the street or jail. Suddenly the street looks pretty good to Camila. She then heads into Iggy's hospital room. Iggy is frantically trying to pack his things and get the heck out of Dodge. He wants to escape before the police get there! He runs out and Camila is left standing in the hospital room with her mouth hanging open. Commercial.

Sylvie, Mistress of the Night, has come to Psycho Mansion to help Fidiota get Roddy back. Gaby and Granny M doubt there is anything Sylvie can do to save Fidiota's marriage.

Lala is sweeping the floor at her house when the doorbell rings about 80 times. She answers the door and it's Iggy. "Where's Diablo? Is he here or not?" Diablo comes out of his room. Iggy tells Diablo that Mucks is alive and is on his way to the police to file a complaint. Diablo starts beating on Iggy, "This is for purposely paralyzing me and leaving me in a wheelchair!" Lala tries to break them up.

Sylvie tries to talk Fidiota into taking Roddy back, but Fidiota says it's too late.

Mucks is at the police station reporting that Iggy and Diablo set the fire at the asylum.

Dimwit comes home and talks to Gaby. Gaby tells Dimwit that Sylvie has come over to cheer up Fidiota. Dimwit says she went to see Pasta, suggesting that Pasta take Fidiota on a trip. Dimwit and Gaby talk about the irony of their love lives. When Fidiota was single, Pasta married Octopus. Now that Pasta is single, Fidiota is in love with Roddy. Gaby is finally single and Lunkhead is in love with ChewKey. Dimwit is single and Mucks has gone and married his secretary. Gaby asks Dimwit if she regrets not forgiving Mucks for raping her. Dimwit says she does.

Octopus comes home and pours herself a stiff drink. Before she can down it, she throws the glass on the floor. Yolanda comes running, but Octopus rebuffs her. Octopus tells Yolanda to go away and leave Octopus in peace. Octopus doesn't want Yolanda's sympathy!

Dimwit talks about wanting to call Mucks and forgive him. She still loves her slimy rapist.

Diablo is still beating the tar out of Iggy and Lala is trying to stop him. Lala finds out that Diablo was involved with setting the fire. She is impactada. Diablo throws Iggy out of the Little House in the Barrio and Iggy bounces off a wall. Diablo has to do something before the police get him.

Dimwit comes to confess to Fidiota. "I plan to steal Mucks back from his wife!" Orchestra of Doom. Glassy-eyed stare. Commercial.

Not only does Dimwit tell Fidiota she wants Mucks back, she tells Fidiota she was raped by Mucks who was in a jealous rage. Que the heck? Fidiota points out Mucks is married, but Dimwit doesn't care. Mucks doesn't love Marshmallow so it's OK to get him back. Like I said, "Que the Heck?!"

Lala is still trying to talk Diablo out of going into hiding, but he's furiously packing his bag. I keep waiting for Lala to keel over from a heart attack. How did she end up with such losers as sons?

Now Dimwit is explaining how at first she was kept from Mucks because he was married. Then it was Fidiota's fault they were separated. She can't let it go; that feeling in her chest. She loves him and wants a chance at finally being happy with the love of her life! Fidiota doesn't say much.

Now Lala is on her knees begging Diablo not to leave. "Too bad, so sad!" says Diablo. He loves her but he's got to do what he's got to do.

Fidiota lamely tries to point out the pain the Irascible brothers have caused her hijas, but Dimwit pleads with Fidiota to let the hatred go and help Dimwit get Mucks back. I'm ready to vomit.

Mucks is telling Marshmallow he told the police about Diablo and Iggy. He wants them to rot in jail. Finally he asks if Pedro left. Marshmallow has no idea.

Now she's done it! Marfil is strolling along the beach with Pedro. She cherishes their friendship. HA! Anyway, he asks what she thinks about their age difference. She thinks his age means he has more experience. Blah, blah, blah. She begs him not to say a word to Mucks about their friendship. Mucks wouldn't understand. Pedro gets really mad; "You have no right to tell me what I can and can't tell Mucks!"

Fidiota finally agrees to support Dimwit in her quest to win back Mucks. After dealing with ChewKey, she's tired of hating the Irascible brothers. If Dimwit can forgive Mucks for the horrible things he's done; so can she!

Thanks to Marfil's talents, Pedro finally agrees to not tell Mucks about their "special" friendship.

More of Dimwit talking about getting Mucks back. Marshmallow is a good woman, but Dimwit finally needs to think about herself and what's good for Mini-Mucks. Glassy-eyed looks all around! Love theme.

Credits roll!

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