Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Fuego, Wed., Aug. 27: There's nothin' more fickle than a Fernie.
First, I want to thank everyone for the support you have shown me as a recapper and a student. You are all such good friends. That’s why I have decided not to completely abandon the Wednesday-night time-slot until I find a long-term substitute (Not that I would ever leave you without a recap, or that someone could ever replace me!).
The show must go on…!
So we start tonight with some scary sisters (twins?/Barrera de Amor?) talking to Padre Tadeo. Juan and Sofia stop by with some flower arrangements, if you can call a bunch of weeds an arrangement. Tadeo tells the two lovers to enjoy the fruits of their prohibited love, and, by-the-bye, Gabi has started a charitable foundation. Sofia doesn’t seem to like the sound of that.
Sarita is strolling through the park as she encounters Rosario. Notice how Rosario is always wearing a winter coat in southern Mexico. Anyway, she tells Sarita, who has updated her wardrobe to the twentieth century, that she no longer loves Franco because she realized how much Sarita loves him. If only all novela characters could be so humble (that’s no reference to her physical appearance) and selfless.
Fernie runs into Pedro at the Tumbao and offers him double the money to sing in Fernie’s fine drinking establishment. No way! Pedro doesn’t work for loonies like Fernie. Why is that scary Coyote guy staring at Fernie? Who knows, but in other news, Fernie struts on over to Benito and makes an offer to buy the Tumbao. Fernie mentions that if he doesn’t comply, there will be people who can hurt him.
Raquel is drunk, and confused, and wants to know where those darn land documents are. She asks how her family ever obtained their land in the first place. Then, in a fit of rage and, presumably more confusion, she goes to the cupboard and pulls-out the evidence that supposedly could convict Fernie of rape three times over.
Juan is having his own little fit; coincidentally it concerns those same Uribe/Robles-Reyes lands. After proposing to mindlessly follow his whims, Juan stops to allow Frankie to speak. Frankie, whose quantity of brain matter is questionable, proposes consulting with Ricardo to see what legal matters can be executed in the rightful usurpation of their “original and rightful lands.” Juan capitalizes on this idea and goes as far as to say that in doing so they will find their parents’ killers—even if it means that Gabi is the culprit.
Gramps makes a humble, but noble plea to talk to his only daughter with tranquility and frankness. At first she refuses but then concedes. He solemnly tells her that she is about to make one of the biggest mistakes of her life. Comment: considering she killed her mother, stole Eva’s baby, physically and mentally tortured her daughters, slept with her son-in-law, and plotted to kill her daughter, I doubt this is the biggest mistake of her god-forsaken life. Anyway, he warns that Fernie is only going to bring unhappiness and disgrace. She doesn’t understand why everyone hates her, and she stomps off in her superior way. In walks Fernie, who assures Gramps that he sincerely and whole-heartedly loves Gabi and will do anything (to get his hands on her money and backside) to protect her.
Over at Reyes Central, Juan has a secret to tell his brothers. It’s about their long-forgotten parents; they only fought one time. Isn’t it curious that Juan initially possessed one solitary memory of his parents, but as the show continues he accumulates more memories? Anyway, Daddy Robles-Reyes came home late one night with the smell of the devil on his breath (my words, though they are probably true), and Mommy Robles-Reyes was so upset that she threw all his things into the street. How is this relevant? Then Juan and Daddy R-R went to talk by the tree of memories. There Daddy R-R told little Juan that one day he would meet a beautiful woman whom he would love forever. “Ya’ know son, women are like plantation fields; first you have to break ‘em in to show ‘em who’s boss, then you have to provide for them by feeding and watering them. Remember son, you will be a man of only one woman, just like me and mommy.” Somehow I think Daddy R-R forgot to lecture little Frankie on this subject. Though something tells me that Daddy R-R wasn’t as sharp as the ho he was using on his woman, I mean, field. And then the tear-stained memories fade out… Juan hopes that those memories somehow serve his brothers…they obviously didn’t.
Gabi seems to be entertaining a notary gentleman. She has decided to change her will; she wants to name Fernie as her sole heir. Nope. The notary has something to say: Before Bernie died he made Sofia the sole heiress of his fortune. Wait a minute. Now, in every other novela when someone dies they make sure to commit at least one entire episode to a testament reading (Rubi, Al Diablo con los Guapos, etc.). Why is this subject arising now?
Juan has had a dream in which he remembers his parents’ killer wearing a snake belt. Where have we seen that before? Too many people, too may places.
Frankie is sharing a nice, moonlit walk with Pedro. Frankie admits that he is worried about Juan always taking care of them. Uh oh. They run into Armando and his drunken friends. They are mad that Frankie is going to end up with Rosario. Armando warns him that she likes tall, rich, and powerful men. Somehow I doubt Frankie will measure up (no pun intended). The inevitable happens, Armando offends Rosario and Frankie punches him out, followed by the third parties punching each other, etc. This time Armando pulls a gun, but is stopped when the ubiquitous Coyote magically appears with even bigger guns and threatens to kill anyone who messes with Pedro. Oh, the irony!
Juan puts on his rain gear and goes out to the tree of memories. He tells his father that very soon he will be able to rest in peace. He gives some Destilando-esque speech about brotherly love and re-conquering lands, throws in a few “I swear on mom’s and your lives, and ends with a screaming oath of brotherhood.
Gabi can not believe that Bernie changed the will, and blames the notary for not informing her about the change. Apparently Bernie specified that Sofia can only have access to the fortune when she has a child.
Soaking wet and in a trance, Juan stares down Sofia and promises to obtain those lands so that they can have a beautiful family and life together.
Gabi goes for the whiskey as she tells Fernie that she can not believe that Bernie changed the will and that Sofia will inherit the fortune. Fernie tells her that he will not divorce Sofia until he knows for sure that he will be able to marry Gabi. There is nothing more Fickle than a Fernie… He claims that he doesn’t want Sofia to divorce him then marry Juan, who will then inherit the ranch. Gabi, of course, sees things his way, and decides that they must scheme to resolve this mess.
So we find out that Coyote works for a guy named “El Jefe.” Coyote tells Jeff (I like Jeff better) that he is going to teach Fernie a lesson about following through with instructions, especially when it comes to Pedro Reyes.
Speaking of old Pedro, he runs into Rosario at the market. Seems like he has moved on from Sarita and now has a thing for Rosie. This is perfect for our perfect novela; Rosie is out of Frankie’s way and Pedro is out of Sarita’s way. Marriage, here we come!
Sofia congratulates Eva on her moving into a small house with Rosario. She then asks her why her mommy doesn’t love her, refuses her, and, not to mention, tries to kill her. Sofia thinks that Gabi says she isn’t her mother because Sofia makes her upset. Honey, all I can say is good luck.
Armando is reporting to Fernie that Coyote paid them a visit last night. Fernie is distressed and wants to know what his intentions could be. Whattaya know? The Coyote storms in and repeats what he said last night. Fernie wants to know why Coyote likes Pedro. No answer, just a threat to be very careful—or else.
Benito is asking that maid/waitress to marry him. She refuses him for the umpteenth time, and he leaves, trying to forget about her. The girl thinks to herself that the two of them are like oil and water. Why don’t you try articulating that instead of standing there with that stupid countenance, sweetheart?
Sarita is actually socializing, and exposing her chest. And I thought this day would never come… She is riding with Franco, talking about forgetting Rosario, and wanting to be friends with benefits. She proposes a race. We all know how this is going to end…
Rosario informs Fernie that she is packing her things, and is going to live with Eva, Ofelia, and Luisito in a stable home environment. Those are fightin’ words. Fernie tells her that she isn’t going anywhere, she threatens to call the authorities, and he offers to buy a house for her as long as she stays on the pay roll.
Quinti is in the kitchen on a mission. She brought a special message from Gramps, who wants Oscar to go to his house tonight without anyone finding out. By the way, did anyone see Quinti in “Frida” on Sunday? What a movie…
Juan tells Sofia that he swore to obtain those very important lands for the posterity of their family. He is upset that Gabi is involved in this mess. Sofia offers her support, and tells him to never doubt that she is with him. We all have this speech memorized; I won’t recap it for what seems to be the fiftieth time.
Gramps takes Oscar on a special mission to Gabi’s office. Gramps suspects that there is very important information in the desk drawer that can convict Fernie of something. Notice how everything Fernie touches is proclaimed evidence that will convict him. Oscar opens the drawer with a pencil and pulls out the documents. Uh oh. Gabi is coming. Gramps leaves to create a diversion. On his way out the window, Oscar bumps the painting of Bernie to find a letter. He snatches it and dives out the window. The painting sways, the curtain blows, Gabi yells “Fatima…”
Tomorrow: Gabi is anguished that Sofia has been named the sole heiress. She has to do something about it, so she has Fernie poison her. Oscar found a letter that deals with Fernie being a rapist. It will be crucial! Everything with Univision is crucial, explosive, of surprising…
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How very odd that Bernardo only named Sofia and not his other daughters as heirs.
So Oscar found one of the famous hidden letters written by Bernardo! I was just thinking about those the other day, wondering if the writers had forgotten them.
Looking forward to watching my tape tomorrow . . .
doris
I am now guessing that Jeff is the missing Reyes Uncle.mhm
Haha!
I have every reason to be jumpy besides not feeling well!
Miss me?
I missed all of you!
I just found out today cuidado con el angel was comeing to the usa in the 8:00pm slot i thought it was takeing the 7:00pm slot in october but i guess not!
If I hadnt gotten glass in my foot yesterday i would be doing kartwheels!
well you all will have to make sure i keep my mouth shut while comenting that show! Im on ep 42! Im lucky I understand what going in that show so im not in much need of recaps of it!
Anyways back to fuego,
I cant wait to see Ric come to town! But what I dont get is what does ric's belt have to do with stompnando's snake tattoo? Did we ever figure out what happened to stompnado's parents in this show? In the prevouis remake I only heard his family was going broke. I also umm know Raquel's....secret....never mind too simple!
Anyways great recap!
Anyway, the subplot of Juan's illiteracy/idiocy continues apace. And Coyote continues to drive his SUV up out of holes to be everywhere you want him to be. He helps illustrate what a small time punk FeoFernie really is. FF seems really concerned that Ricardo Uribe is back and we know he is afraid of El Jefe from those unpaid debt scenes earlier in the show. It is interesting that Armando referenced Rosario's tour with El Jefe since we never saw EJ or had any impression from Rosario of what she thought of him. I didn't get the idea that he was mean or nasty to her. In fact, it seems to have been a bit of a holiday from FF's constant abuse and berating.
truly love the recaps.
i feel the need to say that gabriLOCA is so Ugggh. after so many people tell her that feo is only after her money [glad to know that it really aint even hers] she doesnt even have the brain cells to put 2 and 2 together.
people tell her that he only loves her money + he doesnt want to divorce sofia when he finds out she is the only heir= feo is a unluckly jerk that will only be with her as long as she has the money.
i dont know about anyone else. but i love Coyote. he is handsome and i love the way he makes armando and feo quiver in their boots. dont mess with the Coyote or El Jefe! hehe
about Rosario. i just think El Jeje [Jeff] felt sorry that she has to be around jerks. i dont think jeff is bad at all. cause he never actually try to cause rosario any pain. he sorta gave her a vacation that she deserves.
nico, once again. after readin the recap again. thank you.
the thing with juan memory story is that he was trying to convince Oscar that he did the right thing. Buying jimena what she wanted. juan says that their papi taught him to do whatever the love of his life wants. like land, a woman needs to get what its askin for. [ i hope im makin sense ]
franco looks like he got the moral of the story. 05CAR though, still thinks about the 3000pesos because of those shoes. he totally miss the point.
still u gotta love oscar. <3
EY thanks for that gut-ripping, combination of Scarlett,"I'll never go hungry again", Rod from Da, "Gaviotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", Zeus and the lighting bolts from some bad 50's weightlifter turned actor movie & a supershout to every idiot who gets repeatedly hit by lightening holding a metal golfclub in the air on top of a golf course. My husband and I were laughing so hard we missed the dialogue.
Yes, Juan as you shyly told us, you don't know the meaning of Jefe, then you repeated your performance like thirty seconds later. Juan, we get it; you are a effing moron, seriously check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moron_(psychology)
The only thing that is missing is a picture of Juan in his "I'm bakin outfit".
Juan isn't just uneducated he is STUPID, sorry you could have sent him to 12 years of school and four years college and he would still be stupid. There is no sense of "Cause and Effect", Pablito can reason, Juan can't. I don't mean Juan is a bad person, he is a good person, but that does not change the fact that he is on the left side of the Bell curve and he will always be implusive and yes stupid.
Oscar is sharper, Franco is passable & Pedro is okay also, but damn put Daddy DumbAss in the room with them and it is like someone said about Sofie---SOS stuck on stupid.
Was he some hip-hop want to be? I've seen little boys in Mexico wearing macho cowboy hats or Somberos from their states, or of course baseball hats, yet I never saw any gypsy scarfs. I've seen men wearing them when they are working and sweating, but did DumbAss cut his own hair or what?
Oh yes, in comparison to my father-in-law, who died 8 years before I met my husband "Remember, women, little boys and puppies are all the same, if you don't smack them when they make a mistake..they will just keep making the mistake, you have to train them"
Now I want that for my zen magnet.
From lower Ala
We almost got to see El Jefe last night. Woo hoo. Coyote is busily popping up out of the ground again I see. It's kind of funny how he magically appears. Poor Armando, I was waiting for Franco to snatch off his hair again.
When Feo was talking to Benito did Benito say something about somebody returning? I didn't catch all of what he said.
Beckster, that was the perfect definition of Juan! If he wants to train women, then buying expensive shoes for them on a whim, isn't going to work. Jimena should have taken them back and apologized for her selfishness.
It looks like Pedro and Rosario are going to get together. But that's going to be uncomfortable at family dinners with Franco and Sarita...
jb
In regards to Rosario, do you think that El Jefe, at first, just wanted to jerk Fernando's chain by taking away his meal ticket? Then as she was on tour it became apparent that she wasn't just some trailer trash as had possibly been evidenced from her past and how she was portrayed at the Bad Luv Bar, but a decent human being?
Do you think Raquel was supposed to produce a heir and couldn't, and Gabriela gave her Ruth, who could be Eva's baby or Gabriela's?
Do you think Gabriela knows how the land came to be in their possession?
I think Crabi knows every bad deed that has ever been done..except I don't think she knows the dumbass Reyes Clan is the also the dumbass Clan that spawned dumbass Libia..this is only because of Crabi pride and thought that Libia was beneath her contempt this also goes for Fer.
How come the street gossip was so big on Crabi's slap? Most of these people knew that Libia was boinking Ber, so how come that is so hush hush that the daughters are now boinking the Reyes? Small towns live for dirt like that.
Mighty Joe Juan's scream scenes are just so yesterday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. He's passionate, emotional and a salt-of-the-earth kind of guy. As Beckster points out, dummber than dirt but a nice guy.
Feo is your typical bully. Once someone stands up to him, he's lost his power. Probably comes from inadequacies in other areas (wink wink).
I think of El Jefe as being like the Wizard of Oz: all kinds of secret power, operates from behind a curtain, instills fear in everyone but once we get to know him, he'll be a sweet, benevolent chap. (Abuelo fits the bill, don't you think?)
I had a woodchuck in my backyard who pops up here, there & everywhere and can disappear just as quickly. I think I'll call him "Coyote."
Fuego Maggie
:-)
FM
My mom has woodchucks in her yard and she shoots them!:-D I guess they are pretty nasty. Coyote is not nasty however, he's pretty cool. He can save me any time.
My boyfriend turns the channel when Juan is (a) crying, or (b) screaming at the heavens. Crying...flip, commercial, flip...not crying but screaming, flip...news...flip, flip, flip.
I'm with your boyfriend...they're clicker-worthy moments!
Fuego Maggie
:-)
Fuego in AZ
something else...along with being a efffing moron, he is untrainable, no matter what arguement you present, his "I'm thinking really hard" face just gets screwed up even more and he shouts louder. Sofie, is just as SOS-stuck on stupid, they just repeat the same behavior. Yes, mommy will love me, sorry Sofie, that crap that all people are redeemable, well they are. I guess it is a good thing Juan and Sofie found each other, that way everyday they can have a really deep thought provoking discussion of what new magic object they can pull out of the chest of treasures. Each day they can get that same four year old at Disneyland look of anticipation, like this time there will be something new in the box.
I am just saying that Juan would be much better boinkable material if he had a lobotomy to render him emotionless, then was rendered mute. At this point it would be more about function than form
When I look at Feo sometimes I think he looks more like a weasal than a snake.
doris
Count me in with the rest who are happy you are hanging in there until a full-time recapper can be found.
PS "Fuego Maggie"...glad we had the confusion on Maggies 'cause Fuego Maggie has quite a ring to it!
Hi Emilee!!
I think I have identified the source of Feo's bad luck: the horseshoe on the wall in his office is hanging upside down. Deliberate, or do the set dressers not know better? Either way, his plans are doomed unless he fixes it, obvi.
No we don't know what was going to happen with Sarita and Franco because we never got to FREAK'N see them again!
Okay, Juan can't read, but young Juan in the flashback has got to be like 12 and those parents must have sent him to school? Come on! I don't speak Spanish but I got the Jefe scene and it just bothered me! I do like calling him Jeff, makes me laugh.
Coyote rocks!
Love that Oscar was the one to fine the letter. How many times has Feo shoot every painting in the room. Did he just somehow miss the GIANT one on Bern? Jeez!
Connie, from the other topic, the clear straps in your clothes are for hanging you are correct. The clear bra straps come with the bra, of if you have a convertable bra, that can be halter and such, you can buy straps. Just didn't want to leave you hanging on the bra conversation!
Oh and it was very consciencious of Juan to put a rain cap on his sombrero.
Dorado Dave, you mentioned Sofia teaching Juan to read, made me think of a Tarzan and Jane moment!
Beckster, I'm the one who called Sophia SOS, Stuck on Stupid but I changed by mind. Almost the whole town is SOS.
And when are Juan and Sofia going to compare notes on their nightmares? Both involve the snake thing.
I also still don't understand the Will thing. Yes, I know in real life they don't read the will, but in telenovelaland, they usually do. The notary explained to Sofia that Bernardo specified that Sofia only inherits when she has a child, because that "will show she has left that bum Fernando" (Bernardo's words, paraphrased). But I still don't see why it would be kept secret from Crabi, or from Sofia. Are they saying that Bernardo doesn't want Sofia to know, because then she might divorce Ferd and remarry just for the money? But why not! In real life, wills do sometimes limit bequests, saying the legatee only receives if, e.g., he marries in the same religion as the testator. But it's not a secret! You're supposed to KNOW what they want you to do, so you can be good, and do it!
What I don't understand goes back to the time/space continuum and Slofia's non-expanding belly. Either the crack wardrobe crew forgot to give Adela the pregnancy pillow or we have been watching the slowest moving 2 weeks in TN land.
Fuego Maggie
:-/
But it doesn't make a lot of sense, because you'd think Bernie's stuff would have gone into... oh, I forget what it's called, it's like escrow, but they call it something else when you're dead... that it would been held in whatchamacallit until Sofi's baby was born. In which case, Gabi would have had no access to it. Otherwise there would be no way to protect Sofi's inheritance.
By the way, I think I posted yesterday that my satellite box died. It did a Lazarus on me last night and worked so that I could watch FELS and Doña Bárbara. But its days are numbered. The new one is ordered,
You guys remember a conversation between RightArmando & Feo where they discussed something about Feo not paying up on time, so El Jefe was punishing him by sending Rosario away on tour for a couple of months -- and that this coincided with the opening of the Tumbao. RtArm & Feo then griped a bunch about how much money they would lose from this, which was in addition to Feo's gambling losses.
Don't think it was ever said that El Jefe would go on tour too.
Beckster -- I totally agree with you on Juan's untrainable behavior -- the impulsive jump into it without looking but scream while doing it. He also needs one of those bumper strips "Don't Believe Everything That You Think!"
But ya know, Sofia is exactly the same persona, just doesn't scream. Every so often Sofia actually says that she and Juan have the same hard headed approach. She really means stupid hard headed jump to conclusions approach. Needs same bumper strip.
PanQue
Sofia should have been notified. As it is, maybe SHE should make out a will, judging from the scenes of poison in the previews!
If El Jefe is Tio Vicente which seems a possibility, I hope we are given a reason as to why he has ignored his nephews all these years letting them live in poverty since they seem a stones throw away especially by black SUV.
I need to check out the lingerie dept. at the store as I am way behind in the bra advancement it seems.
G in CA
Maybe Raqui spent time abroad & came home with some fashionable tops. You know, like the leopard stuff she wears. To go with her purple hair.
Dorado Dave: yeah, I probably stole the idea from you but I love the possibility that Abuelo has power, brains, & a really cool, magic wheelchair.
Feugo Maggie
BUT .... I found the Coyote's remark that Jefe is protecting Pedro to be verrrrry interesting. What's up with that?
Did Pedro once say his parents had a fight, or split, or something ... or was that a dream?
doris
So yes, interesting that El Jefe is interested in Pedro particularly, and the Reyes-es in general.
PanQue
But Coyote has made it very clear that it is Pedro they are protecting. Also, if his mom just died, maybe Jefe (dad) knew she would send him in search of his cousins.
Maybe he wasn't looking for Pedro, but when he found out he was in town he immediately put Coyote on the case (and yeah I would not be surprised in the least if Coyote was Pedro's half-brother).
So just to clear things up, in case there's still confusion:
Juan, etc.'s father's name was Robles.
Their mother's name was Reyes.
When their parents were killed, the boys started going by Reyes, I guess to avoid being found.
Juan's mother had a brother, who is Pedro's father, thus Pedro Reyes.
Juan's father had a brother, who is Uncle Vicente Robles.
Who knows what other long-lost relatives there may be... evil twins with eyepatches, etc...
And his ring still looks like it would leave a really impressive mark.
Teresita, I like your idea that since Raquel couldn't produce an heir, Crabi obliged by ripping off someone else's baby and giving it to her...
Too bad I was diverted from the gravity of Juan's screaming oath scene at the tree by his silly little hat showercap.
I totally missed the part where Juan has trouble reading the letter, but haven't they showed him reading things in the past? Didn't Sofia leave him a Dear Juan letter on the dresser?
"Creemelo"
Speaking in writing, I noticed in the very first episode that the bakery had some signs on the wall, including one that said "cheaper by the dozen." I've noticed lately that those same signs are there, in the same places. Fireproof!!
doris
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