Caray, Caray!

We start with Snowfie being introduced to our 2 remaining Reyes by Demian. She knows them, of course, as the brothers of that rotten kid stealer.

At the tienda, Sara chats with Eva that she thinks Demian is interested in Sofi. Sara hopes he distracts her but Eva is convinced Sofi is a one woman man, (ok this was a typo, but I think it's kind of hysterical so I'm leaving it in) and that man is none other than shirtless wonderboy, Juan.

Speaking of him, the campesinos accept him into their brotherhood of white outfit wearing field workers. Medicineman and his scary skull stick look on secretly and foam at the mouth.

Dem is sorry he didn’t know she knew them or he wouldn’t have insisted. Sofi says she won’t let it affect his contract. She is introduced to the magical Lusitano horse that induces flashbacks at one single touch. She remembers when she first touched Capricho. She says she has to go.

Franco and Oscar kwetch about Sofi’s ‘tude and don’t like seeing her with Dem, but agree he’s not so bad himself.

Sof runs off and sees Pablito who wonders who she is with, he wonders what she is up to with someone other than Juan. Crazy lady reminds him even if he were here they wouldn’t be together, that Juan robbed the spawn, Pablito refuses to accept it and tells her she’s nuts, well he should at least, and that Juan will be back. He knows it. Why are the kids always smarter than the grownups in novelas???

Crabby and Fern are strolling the square. She tells the gossip ladies they are married now, and soon will be married in the church. The gossip ladies feign politeness but their chipmunk voices tell us their real disgust.

They run to Paddy Tad to tell him the news and he declares "she’s married the killer of her husband!" The ladies (and I agree) are more upset that she has married her former son-in-law. Yeah, that’s the scarier thing, really. He proclaims she’s married to the true enemy of the whole family and flashes back to Feo's confession of killing Libia.

Meanwhile, Jime the immobile is back to her old ways and much to Oscar’s chagrin he can’t get her to even wince. He spews stuff about wishing she wasn’t this way and how he loves her and stuff and she thinks she will benefit much if she stays comatose and will learn if they are really telling the truth. That’s a pretty elaborate way to test the honor of your beloved. I guess if I’m desperate, I could try it some time. I’d have to be pretty bad off to stay in bed so long.

Franco shows up in the store and wants to buy something. Sara doesn’t really want to help him, but yes she does, but not. He says he wants a dress for a girl and she goes into a tail spin of jealousy. He wants her to try it on. She says she’s a salesperson not a model, but she lets him hold it up to her and rub it all over her. He ends up buying and then finally explains it’s for her and this earns the wrath as she throws him out and throws stuff after him. It’s weird, but you know, she looks an awful lot like another Sarah to me... check out Melinama’s postcard.

Hortensia apologies to Eugenia for forcing her and sets her free from her promise to marry Rigo. She cares for him much, but agrees she doesn’t love him, but in time she’s sure she will, just like he deserves. Alright we know the telenovela Gods rarely make that work out, but she is going forward with her promise to marry Rigo.

Sara fantasizes over her new dress and flashes back to happier times to Pablo’s glitter flashed serenade:

Con ganas de amar

Cuando yo me vaya se bien que
Tus ojos me van a extrañar
Vas a llorar por no verme
Renegaras de tu suerte
Y
Me vas a buscar ay ay ay
Me canse de tu forma de Amar
de tu hipocrecia de tu Vanidad
de verme al espejo
Llorando en silencio
Con ganas de amar
Todo el amor que sentia mis noches
Mis dias de nada sirvio
Para que tantos desvelos
Si al entregarte mis sueños perdi
El corazon ya me canse de tu
Forma de amar donde nada valgo donde no hay
Lugar a este cariño que muere de frio
Que no pede mas
Ya me canse de tanta soledad te tu hipocrecia de tu vanidad
De verme al espejo llorando en silencio
Con ganas de amar con ganas de amar con ganas de amar

Rigo’s head hurts and Eugenia comes upon him unexpectedly but he denies he’s feeling bad...ok, now I see where this is going. She wants to know why he doesn’t tell her he's in pain and he doesn't want her to be bothered with him. She says she’s not at his side out of pity. She swears she wants to marry him as soon as possible. He says he’s the happiest man in the world.

YEAH!!!! More naked swimming. Oh, bummer he’s not naked, oh well. Dr, Loose lips is, it looks like though, and the medicine goons faces agree. She says she only wants to swim with him. Yeah I do that all the time, swim naked with my guy friends. Skinny goofy guy tells medicine man he better kill Juan today or he’ll be dead.

The general greets Eugenia and Rigo and they thank him for his help to make Rigo better. They want him to be their padrino de lasso. He will, but who will be the Madrina? They look at each other questioningly.

Demian is laying it on thick now, he wants Sofi to forget that blasted sweaty breadmaker. In classic llorona fashion she cries how can she forget this man who....well she can’t, she’s cursed and it sucks, but she still loves him. Good old Demian hugs and holds her anyway. Yep she hates him again. Nope, wait she loves him. She pushes back Dem. Whoa, they kiss? Well, we have to have a commercial first of course. MUST...DRAGGG....OUT....SUSPENNNNSE....LOOONNGEERRR......

Ok, and we’re back and yes, they kiss, for a millisecond until Sofi yells at him for betraying her friendship. He loves her. She doesn’t want to hear it. She can never lover (also a typo but I think it's funny so I'm leaving it in) anyone again. She begs him to leave. He does so with his tail between his legs and she cries more.

Now it’s instantly Rigo and Eugenia’s wedding. I tell you these people throw weddings together faster than Martha Stewart can say muffin. Paddy Tad officiates and smiles are all around. OK, I just have to say it, I’m sorry, but this is a certain death sentence for the groom. Did we find out who was the madrina???

At the reception, Rigo’s brother’s girlfriend tells how much she likes her new job, that the guy treats her much better than Crabby did. Of course bro gets jealous.

Horty thanks the Reyes for their generosity in hosting the reception.

Thanks to the boys for hosting them, and more, they can stay at the Hacienda to live!! Everyone claps.

Quinti shows up with the king of the party, the pot of mole, which she very classily slaps up on the table and she has mole on her face for having tried it already!!

In the jungle, Juan meets up with the angry medicine man who wants to machete him to death. The fierce machete fighting continues until Juan nearly puts the blade into the other guy's belly. He stops and says he’s not a killer. Oh, but I bet that other guy is, sure enough, he runs after to slice Juan down on the rebound, but is halted when the pack leader stops him and proclaims that he is in debt to Juan for having spared his life and must give retribution. He explains that Juan deserves something from him, you know like spoils. Juan wants nothing from this man, but he is warned he must take something.

Ok. Oh no! Not the dreaded vaccinations!!!! Horror of horrors!! He announces that’s what he wants and the head guy proclaims it so and the medicine man shudders at the absolute horrible thought of having the entire town vaccinated. Curses!

Jime is faking again and Oscar is pleading again. He is so sad, and then, he kisses her. It’s much too much for our comatose cutie and she smacks him. He discovers her secret and she swears it has nothing to do with him, he says it does, the slap hurt. He begs her to swear to his face she doesn’t love him anymore and if so he’ll leave. He gets pretty darn close and well, Jime just can’t resist. After all she’s been laying still in bed for the last several weeks so I’m sure she’s got some pent up energy. This finally leads to love in the sack for our pair.

Sofi is wandering aimlessly in the foyer of the hacienda, and Feo comes up and wonders where she’s been every night, with her lover? Sofi tells him he’s her Ma’s husband so get off and what if Ma found out. He persists like the slime he is and she eventually has to push him off of her. Of course Crabby hears the commotion and wants to know que the heck? Sofi says the same as always, he’s accosting me. OH, but Feo has a secret weapon....tell your Mami Dearest what precious gift you offered me if I found your daughter. Go on, tell her. She doesn’t have to, Mami guesses and asks if it’s true. Our darling Snowfie, who just can’t tell a lie, says yes Mami, it’s true. And we close with Sofi being busted.

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