Friday, July 03, 2009
Gancho Friday July 3, '09 We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident...There'll Be Lots Of Roadblocks In This Romance
Constanza has flopped down on Maricio's bed to whimper, after arriving at the house for the birthday party and finding Moni already there. The rest of the group is out in the other room singing "las Mañanitas" for Danny who's happy as a clam.
Beto suddenly emerges from the bathroom in full Fantasma Vengador regalia, scaring the bejesus out of Constanza. He's delighted to see her, of course, convinced she's ready to fall into his well-fed lap. She can't get through to him that she's an engaged woman (oh...you wanted me for your daughter's party? NO!) and she's beginning to think she's in the naco version of a Fatal Attraction movie when Ximena bursts in the door. Our spacey Valley Girl thinks Connie's up to something with this lowlife but she seems more amused than shocked.
Scene switch to the party room and Beto's Fantasma act isn't going over well. Danny knows he's not the real thing. HER Fantasma Vengador smelled good and was slender. This Fantasma is paunchy and smells raunchy (huele feo). Moni, meanwhile, is hiding out in the kitchen.
While they're partying at Mauricio's, the hired thieves have shown up at the office, knocked out Salvador, in turn been knocked out by Paula, wielding a wicked broom and dustpan, have recovered and grabbed Gabriela (they're molesting me!) taking her gold chain (present from great great-grandmother) snatching the briefcase full of cash from a desperately cooperative Jeronimo and also taking him along as a "hostage". Fine, sneer Gabriela and Salvador...take him! (Clearly they're on to this scumbag but Mauricio, as usual, is clueless).
Meanwhile Danny has forgotten her disappointment in the Fantasma and has dived into the cake. Beto, still in costume, is wheedling some booze out of Teresa, who won't deign to give him anything but cooking sherry. Moni, of course, is still hiding.
And Constanza still hasn't come out of the bedroom. Ximena is threatening to tell Mauricio she's cheating on him (with Beto! hard to believe) but she's sidetracked by their umpteenth fight. "I'm your novia!" "Quit making scenes". ( We may have to start saying Mau's lines, Connie's lines if this goes on much longer.)
The spat is cut short by a breathless phone call from Gabriela telling about the robbery. Mauricio's on his way and Moni insists on coming with him. Meanwhile, Salvador's passed out and Gaby tenderly lays her head upon his chest to listen to him breathe. (Here's a romance I definitely want to see flourish.)
Jeronimo has paid off the thugs, taken a generous cut of the money for himself, and is now handing over an insufficient sum to Bonilla who's so outraged, he pulls out a pistol and shoots at Jerry's feet. A fight ensues. Bonilla rolls down the hill, hits his head on a rock and appears dead. Jerry pitches over the side as well, scraping and roughing up his face as he rolls, grabs the briefcase with the money and is ready to play the injured hero.
The police arrive to investigate and both Gabriela and Salvador are convinced SOMEONE tipped off the robbers about the presence of the large sum of cash. (dar el pitazo...give the whistle, tip-off). Maury, clueless but loyal, defends his cuz as having sacrificed himself for you all and how could you suspect him of anything!?
Just at that moment, the elevator door opens and a disheveled, limping Jeronimo staggers out, playing his superhero role to the max (no mention of the missing money, of course)
From the seemingly sublime to the ridiculous....Beto, back at the house, is still trying to score with Constanza, who seems half-repelled, half-attracted. Maybe she finds his self-confidence sexy. He's certainly got a ton of it.
Aha...now it gets interesting. Tano, Maury's mechanic shows up with a present for Danny as well as plans to talk Ximena into having a drink with him. These two evidently have a history, and clearly he's the man for her (not the scummy Rolando). And just as clearly, it's going to take many an episode for Xime to realize it. Right now she thinks they're from two different worlds. He's not with it, not "fashion", not VIP, not "in". Oh get a clue, Ximena!. But she's not ready yet.
Jerry's theatre continues back at the office. He's working it for all it's worth, reminiscing about his childhood with Maury, bemoaning the loss of the money while Mau laps it up and Salvador and Gaby glower in the background.
Moni is also there and still trying to hand in her cellphone and disappear from Maury's life but he's not having it. But "su novia no me traga" (your girlfriend can't stand me). Okay...fasten your seatbelts 'cause here comes the big romantic scene. She asks why he's so attached to her...after all, she's a goof, uneducated, has a temper . The romantic music swells. But he says nothing. And yet his tender look says it all.
Still, she wants more. Why so quiet?
-When I'm with you, I feel confident....I feel "magic".
-Magic?
-Yes, no matter how tough the day is, when I look into your eyes, everything around me disappears. It's magic. The beauty of your eyes, your gaze, your smile....I need you. How can I live without seeing that smile every day?
Their eyes lock, their lips are about to, my heart's racing..........and Dang! Gaby busts in the door and the moment is over. But after Maury leaves with her, our Moni leans against the wall, starry-eyed, and the romantic music swells again. Nice. She's got an after-glow and nothing really happened. Way to go, Moni.
Our lovestruck hero returns home where Danny is still bouncing off the walls (Nunca se te acaban las pilas ). A tired Teresa looks appalled at all the toys lying around and Mauricio offers to help her (another sign he's a good guy, no?)
Rolando, on the other hand, is NOT a good guy. He told Ximena he was in for an early night in order to try out a new race car in the morning. Turns out instead he's trying out two chicklets (fulanas) instead and she catches him at it. He defends himself saying she's cheating too...having a drink with her "ex", Tano and breaking his heart. She wails and begs his forgiveness while he waltzes off with the babes. Turning on Tano, she accuses him of wrecking her romance. Oh wise up, Ximena. You're cute, but you're clueless. (Must run in the family.)
Jeronimo, now fully recovered from his little spill down the hill, is sniffing around Estrella's door. He lays a line on her (I tripped looking for a star (estrella) and here she is!) and she falls for it, just like she fell for the line about his contacts in the theatre. He proposes getting to know each other a little better and she's enthused. Beto arrives, drags Jerry off for a moment and decides to let Jerry contribute Gaby's gold necklace to his booty. Jerry thinks it's worthless but Beto, biting on it, declares it to be 24 carats and Swiss to boot. We end this series of scenes with a montage of Moni training to the catchy theme song and Mauricio smiling his dopey lovestruck grin, as he remembers their earlier conversation.
When we come back from the ads, we're in the kitchen. Ivan has snuck back to raid the fridge and Luisa catches him. She doesn't want him sleeping in the street...she cares about him...he decides to collect a kiss and whoops...another interruption. This time it's Mauricio, who wants to know where he's been and what he's been up to. And by the way, we've all been worried about you. (Not me, snaps Aldo, who's arrived as well.) To condense, Mauricio asks Ivan to stay the night and work out his differences with his grandmother. And then he takes Luisa aside tells her to chill the romance. She's not even 15 yet and Ivan is 19. Way too old for her. And otherwise, he'll have to assign Aldo as her bodyguard (guardaespaldas).
Okay. Back to the barrio. Estrella is all dolled up for her rendezvous. There's a knock at the door. Must be Jerry. No, it's Ricardo, with a bouquet of flowers and an invitation. Take it, Estrella. Forget that upper-class bum. But of course, she runs Ricardo off with a lame story about a late-night casting call (casting couch is more like it) and he slinks off but is clearly not convinced because he lurks around and catches her sashaying off with Jerry in his convertible (descapotable)
Before they actually leave, our Estrella and her creep Jerry have a sexy little conversation where she asks him if he likes this chick (pollo) and offers him a wing (her arm) while he protests that he'd rather have a thigh. And she does flash a great set of gams as she plops her body into his car. We see no more of this hookup but we can just imagine. And so can poor Ricardo!
Well I guess it's betrayal season because Beto's on the phone, trying to arrange a date with Costanza and offering the gold necklace as bait. Monita shows up and he quickly ends the conversation but she's still suspicious. Why are you all dressed up? And why do you smell good? Me, ripostes Beto, sniffing his pits, I always smell this way! She knows he's hiding something in his hand, rips it away from him, assumes the necklace is for her (of course, you know how thoughtful I am!) and asks him to put it around her neck. Scary music plays so we know this will lead to trouble.
Another ad and when we come back Gaby and Salvador are sparring in the office. She's reading from a magazine that says 70 per cent of husbands are unfaithful and 30 per cent are impotent. What percentage is he in? The percentage of men dominated by their wives. Ouch!
And now comes the fatal moment. Moni arrives for work wearing the necklace. Gaby spots it, hustles her off to prepare coffee and then rushes to tell Salvador "we never should have hired "la changa esa" (that monkey) because she's in with the robbers...she's wearing Gaby's great great grandmother's necklace!" Paula overhears this conversation and rushes off to confront Moni while Gabi calls the police.
While this is going on, Constanza has dropped by the house looking for her gal pal Ximena and finds Jerry instead. Our tireless Don Juan starts putting the moves on her, reminding her that Maury will never marry her, he's smitten with his new secretary.... and besides he's adopted three snot-nosed kids.
But alright, he'll help her get rid of Moni, if that's what she wants...but what will she DO for him? Connie gives the impression she's ready to go along with this scheme, whatever it takes.
Back at the office, Moni (who's spent a lot of this episode hiding and creeping around on her knees) is trying to sneak into the elevator to escape the police. But when the doors open, there's Mauricio. And the episode ends.
Previews: Mauricio confronts Constanza , who's clearly delighted that Moni's been accused of a crime. Then he confronts Moni, just wanting to understand how she came by the necklace. Her boyfriend gave it to her. YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!???
Vocabulary:
ñero = buddy, pal
baratija = cheap junk (what Jerry thought the necklace was)
dar el pitazo =give the tipoff
dando largas = stalling (Bonillo accusing Jerry)
nunca se te acaban las pilas = your batteries never run down, you never get tired
guardaespaldas = bodyguard
descapotable =convertible (car)
hasta en la sopa = everywhere. Constanza complaining that Moni is always around
pollo = chick, chicken
dos fulanas = two so and so's, two babes in this episode
su novia no me trago = (lit. your girlfriend doesn't swallow me...your girlfriend can't stand me)
huele feo = smells bad
Dicho of the Day
No todo es miel sobre hojuelas = (lit. it's not all honey over flakes)
"It's not all fun and games". and no, indeed, looks like things
are taking a dark turn for our Moni
Labels: gancho
Thanks Judy, fab recap and awesome vocab words tonight.
Happy Fourth of July everyone!
I felt horrible that Ricardo found Estella cheating on him. He's such a sweetie and we know Jerry is awful. And our poor Xime... she needs to go back to her ex as Rolu continues to prove he is so unworthy of her.
Judy I loved how you described Mau and Moni's scene in the office kitchenette. Mau's look at her did say it all. And the way she says his name when he runs into to him unexpectedly must make his stomach jump.
And Happy Fourth everyone! We have many friends here from other countries and they're always telling me how lucky we are to live here. I agree.
Carlos...a big lightbulb went off in my head when I read yours. Yeeesssss....that is the clue. Everyone else, including Moni, is repelled by Beto's powerful aroma. Constanza is not. Clearly he's her biological destiny. How great!
In one of the gazillion books I've read on saving marriages, one author noted if you still like his smell, there's a chance of saving the marriage. Otherwise....forget it!
Glad you check in with us from time to time. I need a full confessional from both you and Carlos about these long-lost loves.
Carlos, is the famous Timothy O. the same one whom Constanza resembles? And how did she get the name Timothy?
And Susanlynn...do you still see your long ago fickle-hearted algebra swain at reunions? And if so, do you still feel that little ache (why oh why?) in your heart?
Inquiring minds want to know.
And Carlos, the nice thing is, with good friends you haven't seen in years, one also can pick up right where one left off. The connection still exists.
As it does on this blog.
I think I missed the thing about the famous Timothy O., but I do know a woman named Timothy. She was named after a type of grass called Timothy-grass. Her sister is named Holly so evidently the parents were into the plant thing.
"... the word "naco", it comes from the words "nacido corriente" (something lilke "born vulgar") and it's used usually for people from the lower social clases because unfortunately they don't have much of an education and their actions reflect that, but sometimes people from other social classes can be nacos too, depending on their behaviours. By the way, the shirts Beto uses with words on them are part of a trend that was started by a company that called itself NaCo., you can find all kinds of stuff written on them, and in some scenes the message on his shirt is either an inside joke or has some reference to what is happening in that particular moment."
Howevah!!! when a guy like Mike comes along and sweeps you off your feet you gotta feel the Universe has done you one great big favor. Clearly Lee was not in your future (and probably the lady he married at 40 is miserable, no?)
I love happy endings and clearly you had one.
Sylvia...thanks for fielding the question about "nacos". I was off socializing at a 4th of July party, getting my calories for the week all in one meal!
Your Timothy/Holly story was sure interesting. Wonder if Carlos' Timothy has the same provenance.
And Anonymous...yes, you were inferring the meaning quite well. Bien hecho.
Judy, glad you had fun and good food at your party. Will you be able to watch fireworks later? Today I'm working on the boat changing transmission fluid and servicing winches (not wenches!). Then later some friends will stop by for a grill-out and we will watch the local fireworks.
Yep, we've got local fireworks tonight. The ones downtown are awesome but the traffic is crazy so we prefer the suburban shows. Where we lived before (same suburb) we used to be able to see them from our neighbor's front yard (from our own too, but more fun to sit with the neighbors!) and that was nice.
My daughter puts her children to bed so early I don't suppose they'll ever see them. But some little ones are terrified by the noise anyway.
Well, enjoy those winches, m'dear....and the cookout.
You and your wind instruments, Susanlynn. Still think you should be writing bodice rippers and making a mint.
And for both Carlos and Susanlynn, my treasured romantics, check out the country lyrics Sandy of TN posted on the MEPS line. The words are better than the youtube rendition (I guess because the melody is not up to the level of the lyrics) but anyway, I had you both in mind, amigos.
And now.... the rest of the story? Did you lose track of her in college? Did she marry someone else? Do you know where she is today and how she is....happily married or not?
See, you start this and now your queridas amigas will waiting, heart in hand, for the next installment.
It's your fault, you know. You tell it so well. As does Susanlynn. If she had green eyes, I might think she was your long-lost Timothy. But no....only in telenovelas.
Why the heck do we watch these telenovelas!? We could just write to each other and do our own!
Thanks guys... so much fun.
Judy, for the pie, my friend makes the best apple pie in three counties and has the ribbons to prove it, but even hers doesn't measure up to what I had in the Condessa neighborhood of Mexico City, of all places! I'm convinced it's the best on earth (gee, maybe I should tell TBLMOE about it!).
I spent today at a BBQ chattering in Spanish (and English) with a 22year old woman from Beijing who arrived in the US two days ago. What a world!
Apple pie is the most comforting dish in the world, in my opinion. I'd love to taste your friend's and that famous pie in Mexico. But as for my kids, they think MY pie is the best they've ever tasted so I'll settle for that.
Now tell me...how was it that this young woman from China was speaking both Spanish and English with you. Mind boggling. But good on ya both, as Mike would say.
Mexamerica
The author's usual focus is the Middle East but every now and then he likes to toss out a geopolitical idea regarding another part of the world and see where the comments go.
Again, this is strictly for a little forensic fun and in no way should this be taken as a serious proposal.
Anyway, back to your question. Her undergrad degree in China was in English. She's here for grad school, a degreee in English Translation for Commerce o algo asi. Her university in China required all English majors to take another language as well, either German, French, Spanish, or Japanese. She chose Spanish because it's the easiest. She had seen one episode of Fea on a trip to Spain, but we couldn't figure out if it was the Colombia, Mexico, or Spain version. I'm going to set up a coffee date with an immigrant friend because she wants to practice Spanish with a native speaker.
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Querida Paula...yes, is there's a discussion of Fea or Jaime Camil, you WILL find it...in this world or in outer space.
How wonderful that you can set her up with someone to converse in Spanish. A heavy load language-wise, I must say.
When I was working in Austria, I could switch back and forth from English to German, and back and forth from English to French...but I could NOT, for the life of me, switch back and forth from German to French or vice versa. The synapses had not been set that way. Strange feeling.
I also enjoyed the various personal telenovelas.
I spent the weekend in New York for a wedding (my wife's cousin's son). It was July 4th evening, and from the penthouse of the hotel where they had the party, we could see the spectacular New York fireworks. They sure started off that marriage with a bang!
And Judy, your title says it all. All the little romances look as if they'll have roadblocks aplently. I guess we viewers can be happy that we know so much more than the characters, and would NEVER make all the bad choices they make! (Or would we?) :)
As for mistakes in life, at my age, I'm kinda wishing I'd made even more! Too late now.
How nice that Paula checked in to say hi to us. Paula, I'm sure you have mentioned that pie once before, and didn't you even have a picture of it too? Or maybe I just imagined it so vividly I thought I saw a picture. (Wouldn't be the first time I have done that.)
I love pie for breakfast and right now there is leftover apple pie I made for our son within a few feet of me. BUT I've noticed that when I eat pastries or chocolate these days, my face breaks out. Can you believe it!!!??? at 69? So I'm going to pass.
Contact La Señora Emilia for her Pecan Pie recipe.
But act now and we'll double the offer: mi esposa also possesses a recipe for that exquisite pie which is traditional for the Kentucky Derby, but whose name has been copyrighted by some baker in Louisville.
Drool...
Although I distracted myself by making bacon-flavored cornbread and black bean soup today. When you pour the soup over a nice big slice of cornbread, it's twice as good!
Just can't slip that Kentucky DNA. Not even sure I want to....
So, do you have a long lost love to make us all weepy?
I'll send you the pie recipes, probably tomorrow...
Carlos
As for those long-lost love stories....hmmm...I'm going to hold off for a while, Emilia. Maybe one day.
Well, I could go back to my second serious fiance....in first grade. But later....
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