Caray, Caray!

We’ll open with a cute Dani pic since I love her expressions so much, but you saw this all yesterday. The new biz starts with Mona being approached by her Ma. You could safely say Mona ripped her a new one, how dare she show up after all she did to her, the only thing she knows about the word daughter is how to write it, blah blah. Ok, she leaves.

Lore Loca walks up to Gabi who is leaving to get ready for a romantic dinner. Lore thinks it’s with her husband. Gabi says no way and stop blaming your failing marriage on me. She tells Lore she has to do something to spice it up, like trap him in a hotel room or something. Loreloca likes this idea but fears her conservative hubby won’t go for it. They havn’t moved out of missionary position in all these years. Gabi is sad for her and says then she needs to trick him. Gabi gives Lore an idea to fake that someone is meeting him for negocios but to turn it into a hot tryst. Lore can get behind that (ha) and declares that Gabi is maybe not so bad after all. Gabi says of herself, of course she’s charming, and wishes her luck.


Mona goes after her Ma. This delights Ma, who makes an eerie smile but she turns around repentive to Mona who wants to get a bunch of crap off her chest.


Ma continues with the forgive mes and I don’t deserves. Mo says she had to force herself not to forget Ma’s face because she was afraid they might pass each other in the street and she might not recognize her own Ma. Blah blah and Mona goes back in. Ma smiles again then corrects herself and carries on. I guess we are supposed to hate her.



Loreloca is chatting with Sal and tells him the client he’s been trying to reach all week called him and wants to meet him in the Hotel del Rincon del San Angel to listen to his job proposals. Sal thinks that’s great until he realizes the time is the same as that when Gabi will be waiting for him.


Jero tells Sal, Mau has to get to Merida very quickly. Sal thinks Jero should work and talks Jero into meeting the business guy Mandiola at 9 despite Jero first thinking Sal meant for him to go to Merida and began protesting.

Jero goes out and tells this to Oscar, who offers to go in his place. Oh this will be fun.

So Oscar is there and a bell boy brings him a key and a mask that he is supposed to put on and go up to a room where Mandiola is waiting with some chicas. Oski “understands” and proclaims how much he loves “business dinners” !! Sheesh, of course.



So Gabi is set up for dinner and opens the door to find Sal with champagne. She tries to tell him something, but he pops the cork and spills it everywhere.


She worries he’ll liquor her up and he says yes, but with his kisses. She admits she looooves him, but there is this little matter of your loca wife and me being “the other woman.”


Mona tells her gals the story of her Mafrontation. She thought she would feel better after yelling at her Ma, but of course doesn’t. Pau and Estre fight over advising her. Despite Moni wanting them to stop, Estre says it helps distract Mona. They leave.

In enters Beto offering her some chicken stew, more specifically stew of a “broody hen” oh now that sweetens it for me, and he jokes about how hard it was to get her into the pot, but she is not in the mood for jokes. She cries as he leaves eating the stew.

Oski enters the room and immediately get whipped. He is told to not say a word, lay down in the bed and that this is the end of the missionary position forever. He’s her slave.



Mientras tanto, Sal and Gabi are having a romantic dinner. They talk about her and Oski, and thank Pau for hearing wrong. He promises he wants to divorce. Afterall, Lore is getting better. Hmm, she doesn’t recognize her own husband only with a blindfold on, not sure if she’s better. Anyway, one thing leads to the next and Sal and Gabi proclaim their love to each other and proceed to make out. And, fuego en la mesa. The tablecloth gets yanked and the candle falls starting the cloth on fire and they mill about trying to figure out where there is water to put it out.

Oski and Lore are relaxing post tryst until the lights come on and the masks come off. AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I think we see his uvula. :)




The stew returns this time with Nieves who swears she made it not Beto so don’t be afraid to eat it. Mona says she wants to be alone. She thanks Nieves for taking care of her, and doing all the Mom things like explaining when her body was changing. Nieves laughs at how Moni thought she was cut by something when she passed into womanhood. Nieves sticks up for her Ma saying she feels guilt and has lived hell since she left Mona and Mona should really forgive her, once can‘t buy life and maybe she‘ll regret it someday. Mona isn’t sure. Nieves forces herself to tell Mona maybe she came back so Mona would have more of her than the memory that she abandoned her.


The stew has now changed hands and Mau offers it to her. He gets her to eat it and says he doesn’t want to see her get hit but ends up promising her he’ll beat her fight.

Dias despues and we are in the ring for the national rooster weight championship. Mona and Mariana La Barbie Juarez are announced with their weights and fight history.

Everyone cheers her, except Mau who is not there. Beto tells his Ma Coni will make sure dollhead doesn’t come. Ma tells B that he needs to let Mona go because Mau really cares for her. Beto of course says she’s hurting him and leaves. I love the monita t-shirts and the poor monkey who shifts nervously from all the crowd hoopla.


Oh for Pete’s sake, all she comes up with is slashing tires? Sheesh.



They announce the famous Jose Guadalupe Garcia willl be refing the bout.

The fight begins and Mona looks around nervously for Mau. Mona gets dropped but gets up in time.

Mau gets final things in order and rushes off only to find his tires flat. Coni to the rescue agrees to drive him. The fight continues and Moni gets in a good jab.

Of course Coni has taken Mau right into a horrible traffic jam but believes this was the better way. He gets fed up and gets out of the car. She protests.

Of course more worrying about the prince not having arrived yet. Estre gives her a pep talk.

La loquita shows up again to arrange Xime and Rolu’s wedding.

The happiness is interrupted when dingleberry Jero parades Rolu in while Xime is in her wedding dress. She runs off to kill herself because they will have a failed marriage since the groom has seen her before the wedding.



Rolu likes the sound of that and his eyes tell us.



Back at the ring we see slo mos of the fight so that each can get their punches in without really hurting themselves. Finally Mau arrives and cheers for Mona as she gets slogged and falls.

But he’s not the icing on the cake. Isabel appears screaming at her daughter to get up and a cara impactada is all we see until manana.

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