Thursday, November 05, 2009
Sortilegio 11/5/09--Sorry folks, no show tonight because of Latin Grammys.
1. Which family, the Elizaldes or the Lombardos, would you like to join for dinner and why?
2. Which character from Sortilegio (or any other TN for that matter) would you like to have drinks with?
3. I don't think we've discussed creative deaths/consequences for some of the characters yet so let's get creative. Might as well start those pie carts rolling up the hill.
Since this could get a little confusing with so many topics, if you want to preface your comment/suggestion/obeservation with a heading like we do for OT then that would be ok. That way if someone wasn't interested in the Latin Grammys they could skip to the next comment.
You guys are the best! 8(:-)
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1. The Elizaldes. Bruno and Raquel are WAY more intolerable to me than Camilo and Anibal. C and A weren't really 100% bad to the bone. Babs Greco, while bad, behaved pretty well at the dinner table. I couldn't even eat a sandwich in the same room as mad dog Bruno.
2. I'd like to have drinks with Felipa. Most of you, I'll bet, would say Alex. But I'd just freeze up and have nothing to say to that hunk, plus he's decades too young for me.
3. Bruno needs someone like Doña Bárbara on his case. In this Telemundo TN, she was raped by 5 villains as a young woman. In her 40s she dispatched all of them. One that might suit Bruno is the one where she had her ranchhands get on four horses with ropes attached to the guy and then pull him to pieces.
1. The Lombardos. They're better looking and nearly guaranteed to fight. Free entertainment! I don't think I'd actually eat anything, though.
2. I'd have drinks with Ximena from Un Gancho al Corazon. That girl is nonstop hilarious.
3. After running out of money and working as a ditch-digger for several years, Bruno should fall out of a car and into a ravine, where he will be unable to move and have biting insects crawling on him for days.
1.Lombardos. Julia said it well. Guaranteed entertainment, be done early, probably lose weight.
2.Once again I'm with Julia. Having a drink with Ximena in Gancho is the closest thing to having an encounter of the 3rd kind. She clearly inhabits another dimension and only visits here from time to time.
My 2nd choice would be Raquel. I think she'd be my best chance at getting lucky.
3.Novelera and Julia, you guys are scary. I think I'd defer the job on Bruno to any one of the ladies who comment here.
2.Alejandro ;o)
3.Bruno – Pick one: escaleracide; poison that would make him foam at the mouth (a la La Madrastra); I like the ditch w/insects idea, too
Vicki – While having to work at a taco stand, dropping dead from using her brain at her job of making the tortillas.
Useless - some horrible STD and having his manhood rot off as a result
For Useless, since he hasn't killed anyone (yet), his worst crime so far : being icky, might I suggest lymphogranuloma venereum? Uncomfortable, unsightly, and effectively rendering him...well...
Carlos
1.I would much rather have dinner with the Elizaldes, an altogehter higher class of robber barons than Familia Lombardo. Barbara had a twinkle in her eye even when planning dastardly deeds and an enjoyably Macciavelian mind. Why is it that I think Vicki would only be able to discuss her lost loves, her misunderstood children or the plot to her latest bodice-ripper? Ho-hum...
The Elizalde dining room has nicer lighting, too, and I am not sure how the glaring colors in Joseph's Technicolor Dream House would look against my pale skin.
2.I would like to have drinks with TBLMOE, Sr Fernando Colunga. He is charming and intelligent and I have heard him say nice things about his mother.
If I have to pick someone to have drinks with from Sortilegio it would be Roberto.He seems the most self aware of the bunch, not withstanding that his awareness is that of a cynical and freeloading loafer who is in love with his wife's boyfriend. Note that I say this knowing who would be BUYING the drinks—and it wouldn't be Roberto.
3. As to creative deaths/consequences, I am imagining Bruno sentenced to live his life in a small mirrored echoing cell where the only sound he can hear is the sound of his own ranting and the only face he sees is his own.Oh, wait. How is that different from how he lives now?
Again, good questions Connie.You guys sure are a fun and witty bunch.
;), Uncle! You win!
Elna
... who will have nightmares about the images of lymphogranuloma venereum she saw online.
But from the other two options maybe the Lombardos they are way more hot.
I would love to have drinks and get waisted or hope they got waisted and pull a romina lol on Emiliano or German.
Emiliano is sooo dumb and or boring but is good to look at German would probably be more fun I actually think eating dinner at the Espinoza de los Monteros house might be fun just me Carlota in the middle and silly Paloma.
Carlota should get away scott free with her crimes yes I'm serious but be stranded all alone in an Island feending for herself with with rats all over the island and lizards and snakes lol wouldent it be great seeing her all sun burned red no makeup no purple anything her having to eat snake or rodents or filter her water going even more insane all alone for the rest of her life knowing full well Paloma is happy with Emiliano and Padre Chris is married to Natalia or something like that.
1. Unfortunately I don't know the Elizaldes (MEPS?), so does that mean I'm stuck with the Lombardos by default? *trying to think of a way out of this* I lay claim to the Dariens of Pasion--having casual dinner with such a down to earth family, with lots of good, hearty food and fun conversation would be pleasure. But it would have to be AFTER gRita was dead. That heifer ruined every single supper she attended with her nasty, funky attitude, and sent people scurrying away. So, yes. The Dariens, after gRita is dispatched by Bouffy LaFont and there is peace in the valley.
2. I'm definitely having drinks with the full-blown sex god of the decade--Alex. *Unselfish reason: He is hands down the loneliest member of his family and could probably use some upbeat company and real conversation. I'm sure he could probably use a real friend too, right, Fer-no-no? And he'd be a true gentleman, opening doors, getting my chair, making sure I got home safely. *Selfish reason: He wouldn't be hard to look at. I'd like to inspect those eyelashes up close. And quite frankly, unless you're planning on marrying and having kidlets, age is nothing but a number. Bring it.
I wouldn't LIKE to have drinks with Bruno, but that could be beneficial, actually. Lull him into a false sense of security by hanging on his every word, slip a horse tranquilizer into his beverage, call the white coats and have him hauled off to the loony bin where they could "lose" his paperwork.
Drinks with Juan Reyes (FELS) would be beneficial, too. The big guy's a lot of fun with some booze in him, plus you could get a cool ride on Capricho the wonder stallion AND a dip in the swimming hole with Big Ed. Ha.
3. I'm down with Bruno being drawn and quartered (novelera), but after his hands are smashed with a hammer so that he can never hit a woman again.
If Erick doesn't repent, and if Uli does end up participating in a death, they should both be tossed into a gator pit that hasn't seen food in a month.
LMAO @ everyone's comments! Y'all rock.
Those are NOT naughty euphemisms in my second answer. Capricho really was a horse. And there really was a swimming hole in the forest that the Reyes boys bathed in. Upon re-reading my comment, I thought I'd better clear that up. O_O
Thank you. That is all.
Wait, wait, I take it all back!! I wasn't reading carefully enough. I thought I had to choose a Sortilegio character for drinks. If the field is wide open, give me Colunga and a good California Zinfandel.
On the other hand, the Lagos family isn't such a treat, either: Alejandro (patriarch) is just as blind in his own way as Vic is in hers, plus he married the woman who murdered his first wife and framed one of his children for it. Federico has the ambition but neither the brains or the morals to be allowed to run a company. He and his wife heartily despise each other (although I would far rather spend an evening with Susana than Raquel), and Camilo is just plain nasty. Still, the Lagos house is much more tastefully decorated, so at the very least I would only have to worry about an attack from one of my fellow diners, as opposed to being assaulted by the decor from the moment I set foot inside the door.
2. The only character from Sortilegio I might want to have drinks with is Roberto, because he seems to be the least stressed and the most self-aware. His biggest drawback is his extremely dubious taste in, well, everyone he is close to. Sure, Alex is handsome and I agree with Stephe that he needs a real friend. However, he's too polite to talk about his own problems, and if he did, I don't think he's in any state to listen to the kind of advice I'd give him since it would start with "Find a friend who isn't so willing to sacrifice your well-being in his rush to "protect" your stepmother." So I think my choice for someone I'd like to have a drink with would be Sigi, Fer, and some of the other guys from La Hija del Mariachi.
3. Oil Slick definitely needs to end up with an STD that will disfigure him so that even those who lack the discernment to see him for the sleaze he is will know to avoid him. That STD should also make him impotent. I like your suggestion for that STD, Carlos, but we'd have to be certain that his case is not diagnosed until it's beyond the power of antibiotics to cure.
As for Bruno, as tempting as it is to have him drawn and quartered, why should we traumatize the poor horses like that? I say, toss him into the middle of a nice big tar pit and then, once you've seen he's realized there is no way he's going to get out, walk away and leave him to slowly sink. When archaeologists find his bones a thousand years from now, they will figure he had to have been just plain stupid, because there can be no other excuse for an otherwise healthy person to walk into a tar pit.
Pedro also needs a punishment, but right now I can't think what. Nothing so drastic as death or a wasting disease, of course, but for a man who supposedly held down a white-collar job, he is almost criminally naive. (Maybe that's why MJ has decided she has to support the family -- because her father is completely incompetent?)
Incog
If he had that rabid snarl frozen on his face, it would probably be MAD DOG.
I like your suggestion for that STD, Carlos, but we'd have to be certain that his case is not diagnosed until it's beyond the power of antibiotics to cure. OMG, you are coming down on Uli hard. LOLOL!
But which Colunga character, novelera?
1. Both Casa Elizalde and Lombardo are a little too dangerous, one has a murderer and the other has a rapist....tough after dinner stroll back to you car, I don’t know if a can of mace would do it on either Bruno or Camilo. OK, I want to have dinner at the Cafe Laredo, here in Nashville with all my new Caray Caray friends.....first round of Margaritas on me!!
2. I’d like for my drink to be with Guy Ecker from La Mentira. Besides being cute, smart and funny, he owned an award winning tequila manufacturing company. Stephe, I’ll have to borrow “Capricho the wonder stallion” so I could ride around the hundreds and hundreds of hectares of agave plants with Guy before we go back to the old hacienda for our “drinks and.........”!
3.I’d like to hit Bruno where it hurts....while he walks along in the Mexico prison work detail in his orange striped togs, he glances up at CNN/ Mexico an sees that Alex and Lombardo Construction has struck a deal with Google, Microsoft, AT&T, Pemex, TelMex and yes, strangely enough, Warner Music Group, Nashville, to become the world’s largest conglomerate. Just at that moment, the prison guard, a la Cool Hand Luke, pops him in the head with the but of his shotgun and says, “Keep on moving looser.” With that, he will have his own personal hell to live in until his death, at the hands of El Macho, the prison “ramera”.
Sandy in TN
Death to Bruno. Maybe accidental strangulation by his own neon skivvies.
Drinks with Eduardo (FC) & hoping the drinks would cloud his vision about my age & lead to, well you know. Maybe start with a bath like Amor Real.
Chucho & Pedro would be fun to drink with.
Watched the Grammys, but I can't find the name of a group I liked. They always give the name first & since I'm not paying attention until I hear sth I like I can never find the name
They won an award later in the show. 3 guys, 1 singer, young. The singer had on a silver jacket & sneakers during their presentation. When they received the award they had on black jackets & he had on sneakers. He said Viva Mexico, so assume they are Mexican. Any ideas. I've checked the winners but just can't find them.
http://pratie.blogspot.com/2005/12/alborada-telenovela-recap.html
Carlos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUH7EjQwPjY
Jarocha
Heh, my word for verification is monon, wich is slang for cute in México.
Okay, now to the questions. I'd prefer eating with the Lombardos, although we haven't seen them eating too many times. The Elizalde dinners always seemed depressing and a little uneasy, whereas the Lombardos can count on Bruno to shake things up.
As to having drinks, if we're talking Sortilegio, I'd go with Paula. She's full of energy, and I certainly wouldn't have to carry the conversation. If we can include MEPS, I'd love to have a drink with Priscila, who's not only great to look at, but probably a lot of fun (at least the actress is, the character had that little pregnancy problem).
How should Bruno die? Well, he already has a swelled head, so I'd like his head to actually swell up, twice normal size, and be stuck there, and that's it. Or somehow he had to trade places with Ezekiel, and wait on HIM hand and foot.
Do I prefer modern or period novelas? Well, from a girl-watching standpoint, the period ones are better in the cleavage department, and the modern ones in the leg department. I can also understand the dialog better in the period ones, so I'll go with them.
Jarocha
He was hot, hot, hot in Amor Real, but as Susanlynn said, the way he treated Mathilde through a lot of the novela made him a less than perfect cocktail companion.
By the way, my idea of quartering Bruno with quarter horses did not include drawing. Several commenters mentioned that as my end game for Bruno. The medieval practice was to hang the person until almost dead, cut them open and draw out their bowels while still living (the HBO special on Elizabeth I with Helen Mirren had a gruesome representation of this), burn these entrails before their eyes, and then quarter them and scatter the pieces. I despise Bruno, but my vote was for the fairly quick quartering only.
You've got it, Reik. I didn't check that one out because I thought it was a female. The one they performed is not the one they won for, so I have to do more searching.
You can ck out the winners here
http://www.univision.com/content/content.jhtml?cid=1006037
I love period shows. They were back during a time when women were fantastical and men swung swords--hahahahahaha! But if a story is good, I'll usually watch it regardless of the era.
You guys really missed sth if you didn't catch the show.
I only watched about half of the awards. It's on my DVR still, but a lot of the music just isn't my thing, so don't know if I'll watch or delete. I mostly enjoyed seeing the celebrities and hearing what they had to say: Enrique Iglesias waxing poetic about Juan Gabriel.
Jarocha
Connie - back then women didn't have much time to get into trouble. And no energy by the end of the day: no electric appliances to wash & dry clothes & dishes, no grocery store or freezer, no electric sewing machines, no vacuum cleaners, no teflon pans, etc. It was not an easy life unless they truly were wealthy.
They also weren't 'liberated' the way we are, so didn't have chance to handle money and embezzle, steal, etc. I guess back then, adultery (remember The Scarlett Letter) was the worst thing a female could do.
I would have probably enjoyed them with Luis Miguel's Amarte Es Un Placert or Mijares's Para Amarnos Mas.
Jarocha
Funny thing about her hair, it was short at first, but later it was longer but not straight??????????????
It must have been tightly curled & scrunched up, it was full at the sides. & later, I guess they just combed out the tight curls.
Jarocha, Moni and Mao made love with Qué Hago Yo by HA*ASH playing in the background and it was perfectly beautiful. It's a song that raises gooseflesh on my arms.
Carlos
http://blogamole.mtvtr3s.com/2009/10/22/telenovela-thursdays-la-abuela-leaves-grandpa-por-william-levy/
-Vivi in DC
Incog
And por Dios, how could today's youth live w/o a cell phone surgically implanted to their ear?
I much prefer FC playing the part & I KNOW, he's all spruced up, sweet smelling, ahhhhhhhh
I think I would actually prefer to have a drink with Fernando himself and not one of his characters. Sortilegio is only my second novela after MEPS and I found Eduardo to be a little too stiff and a little slow about some things although he did look like a mighty fine kisser.
He arrived with a blond young lady and was sitting with her. She was very emotional when he was singing, although a lot of others also were. He kissed her at one point during his revue. Is she someone important in his life???
Ann-NYC
Ann-NYC
Carlos, I loved that Ha Ash song. It is very pretty.
Jarocha
My favorite love song, though, is Lo Siento Mi Amor, by Kika Edgar, which was used in Pasion for Vasco (Levy) and Ines' (Kika) major love scene, when Vasco finally proved himself and reconciled his marriage. This is my favorite love song AND my favorite love scene of all time; the two paired together are just so sensual it hurts. I had no idea who Levy was at the time and was not captivated by him (I was riding the Rulli and Santamarina train then), so the fact that this love scene made me forget every other love scene in Pasion is a real credit to him and Carla Estrada. (Methinks the woman knew what she had with him even then!) The light and shadow and movement and actor chemistry and music and direction made this scene stand out from the rest. (I'm attaching the scene to my name; for you Colunga babes out there, there is some Ric and Camila at the end.)
The opening number was very ethereal and pretty, with the woman singing the ENDA theme and the Cirque du Soleil types doing their thing. REALLY nice stage set.
I forgot to mention poor Santiago (Pasion) in my last post. From the beginning of the show to the very end, he got shafted, shafted, SHAFTED. Ay, ay, ay.
Carlos
GinCA
Carlos
La Paloma
I'm sure this is not a surprise, but I pick Alex for having a drink with, though I don't drink so I'm going to imagine just having a dinner date with him. Stephe, my reason is completely selfish! Novelera, like Stephe said, age is just a number! LOL, he's actually a decade older than me, now that you bring up the topic though. Gracias por el Dios that I'm at least 18...wouldn't want me being a minor to get in between me and Alex now... :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Alex of course drinking wise we could bring along Roberto because the guy is just so comfortable with himself shortcomings and all. Paula just in case there's a lull in the conversation.
Now as for the villains i'm going to use the premise of survival island. So i'm dropping Bruno and Maura, Raquel and Useless from Sortilegio. Carlota, RoMEna, Diana and Aron from ENDA. I didn't get to see FELS but i think you guys said the villains for that one were Gabriela and Fernando. You guys can also include the villains from Passion and Alborada too.
Last villain standing still does not get off of the island. Has to live the rest of his or her life hiding from the hostile natives. So trying to send and sos smoke signal just might spell their last act of trying to get off the island.
Once again using another survival island. This one called the island of too stupid to live among us normal folks. Vicki and Fer-no-no of course from Sortilegio. Paloma from ENDA. Judge Velarde from CCEA for letting an imposter posing as his daughter and finding out she is an imposter continue stay in his house. I think you guys said it was Sofia from FELS. Aurora from MEPS. I simply refuse to put JM on this island the man is too damn gorgeous and i believe he can be rehabilitated besides he an successful eye and brain surgeon. Those are hard to come by.
Each person would be given partial instructions to build a raft to get off the island they would have three days to finish the raft in get it in the water. If not all materials would self destruct.
No cheating or helping one another. That means fernando.
That means all materials that assigned to whichever person has their dna associated with it. If someone helps or even touches one of your parts everything will self destruct.
I forgot to add Barbara and Artemio Bravo from Meps for the island of last villain standing.
Maybe you are a decade younger, but I'm several decades older than WL. However, not so old that I can't appreciate a fine looking man. But, not to be such a couger, FC is the man for me, only a couple of decades younger.
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