Tuesday, January 05, 2010
Gancho Tuesday Jan. 5, 2010 Mothers Against Drunk Smooching
Beto has buttonholed the Bug to demand why he's not helping him reconquer Monita. In fact, the Bug seems to have moved in on her himself. Treason! Furia huffily reminds Beto that he's involved with another woman...Constanza to be exact. So fuggedaboutit!
Exit Furia, with Aldo trailing behind, while Estrella distracts Monita. Phase II of Mauricio's appearance is in the works.
Actually it's Jacqui who does the distracting. She sallies forth, sits herself down at Monita and Estrella's table, introduces herself as the mother of that heartless Constanza (she takes after her father!) and unloads a few tales of Connie's girlhood-- for instance, how her little princess got kicked out of nursery school for playing a scene from the Exorcist and vomiting all over the place. Charming. Then she goes on to compliment Monita on her gown and look down her nose at Estrella's outfit, remarking that it makes our star look like an easy woman. Actually both Estrella and Nieves looks like saloon dance hall girls from those old westerns I used to watch on black and white TV. Don't get me started on Matt Dillon now! Anyway, Jackie promises more spiffy stories if Monita ever wants to get together for coffee. And then off she sails.
And in glides Mauricio, looking mighty fine in a tux. Connie glares at him. So does Monita. Oh dear, what does this portend? We have to wait until after the ads to find out.
We're back. Beto, having failed to dissuade the Bug from romancing Monita, decides to try and enlist Mauricio to his side. No go. Mauricio is furious that Beto's been bedding his wife and moreover has impregnated her; and now is trying to pass off the baby as Mauricio's! Yep, those are pretty good reasons to be honked off. However, our galan is ready to make peace if Beto will just see reason. Stop trying to hook Monita. A real man only needs one woman (this is an idea that has not yet caught on--in Mexico--or anywhere!) and since Beto is truly in love with
Constanza, Mauricio will help him to be with her and the baby. But in turn, Beto must help him re-win Monita's heart. Beto does not seem to be convinced.
Alright. Break for a mini-catfight. Nieves and Alicia are clawing at each other. Sample:
Alicia: Oh Monita, I wouldn't have missed your fight for anything. I'm so happy I'm about to bust!
Nieves: You're about to bust because you've gained weight!
That's enough, right? You get the picture.
Our barrio trio, Moni, Paula and Estrella, pretty much ignore this ill-will and fantasize about Monita's mother looking down at her from heaven, helping her in the fight tonight, functioning like her guardian angel. (Wonder if Mom will ever reappear again. That should make for quite an episode.) The scene concludes with Alicia gushing about Furia and how she'd like to meet him up close and personal. More ads.
Ugh. A nasty Constanza/Mauricio scene. Never like those. She's needling him about Monita showing up with a luchador. Obviously his little chimpanzee has moved on. But strange, he doesn't seem that upset. What's up with that? Well, no matter. She'll allow Mauricio and Monita to be in the same room tonight, but not too close, alright? And actually, she wants Mauricio to sit at HER table. Yes, that would be just perfect....her lover on one side, her husband on the other.
Mau's doing his little lip-chewing passive-aggressive thing, and finally spits out that such humiliation is" not in the contract". Oh dear, I should have added that, smiles Connie and heads off to start a major makeout session with Beto. Little kisses, then tongue flips, then more strenuous kisses, then total sucking face. Blech.
Our Gancholand onlookers are disgusted. Katja looks like she's about to hurl. Gabriela is even more distressed....and vocal. Throw water on 'em, she yells. Even Christian, in his typical legalese, opines that" marriage should be respected" (what do YOU know about it, sniffs Paula).
While this lamentable scene is taking place, Nieves and Cesar are cuddling at the bar and swilling champagne "cruzadita" (we used to do this with new wine when we were partying in the wine gartens of Vienna. Great custom!) Anyway, Alicia roars up, only too happy to inform Nieves of her son's shameless behavior.
And the fight is on. Jackie is haranguing Connie while Nieves upbraids Beto. They're momentarily distracted and start dissing each other after Jacqui uses the term "gentuza de vecindad". Nieves lets her know that Connie would do well to behave as properly as said "gentuza"....her daughter is no lady. Now Jacqui's back to berating Connie for bringing her down to Nieves' level. More uproar. Nieves finally grabs Beto by the ear and hauls him off.
Mientras tanto, our outraged audience is letting Mauricio know they support him. Even reformed Rolu offers his encouragement. Whoops...Oscar oozes up and wants to be part of the club, promising that this shameless display will help him win a divorce for Mauricio. How very kind of you, seethes Salvador, but butt out!
And then....oh darn! Ximena was about to kiss Rolu when Mau calls her away saying he needs to talk to her. You're the one who should butt out, Mauricio! We'd like to see some real romance here. But it was not to be. And more ads for Pete's sakes.
When we come back, Dany, looking quite spiffy in her curls, is asking Monita why's she's with that luchador rather than papa Mauricio. We get the Child of Divorce Talk...you know the one...even though we're not together anymore, that doesn't change my love for you. I'll always care for you, Dany. Naturally, this is totally unconvincing.
And now a strange little scene twixt Lalu and Arnoldo. I find Arnie annoying but Lalu absolutely fascinates me and we have a number of shots of Lalu's Cheshire Cat grin as he observes Arnoldo frantically polishing knives and rims of water glasses. He attempts to move in on our hypochondriac, God knows why, but Arnoldo scurries away. Hey, Lalu, you can do better than that, buddy.
Alright. Mauricio has decided to take party hostess Ximena to task for 1) not telling him that Connie was sleeping with Beto and 2) pretending she was having an affair with Beto when that was not the case. Ximena explains that Connie's frequent death threats were to blame for her reticence but please please please forgive me, primuchis, and don't stop loving me because you are my favorite cousin....well, my only cousin...but puhleeeze! Okay. Fight over. Mauricio makes her promise never to hide anything from him again. And all is well. (Hah!) As Maggie says, if you believe that, you've flunked Telenovela 101.
And now for confrontation No. 3 (First Constanza, then Ximena, now Monita) Are you going to ignore me all night, Mau sniffs. I came here because I can't stand to be apart from you. I've come to beg your forgiveness. I've never stopped loving you. I love you more than life.
All this falls with a great big thud as Monita tells him not to "gastar saliva" (waste your breath). But on he goes. It was all a trap. Constanza knew she was pregnant by Beto and set me up to spend just one night with her in return for a divorce. I know it sounds ridiculous but I fell into her wily clutches.
None of this cuts any ice with Monita. She is so wounded by his betrayal of his promise that she could never love him again. She thought his kisses, his caresses, his skin were hers and hers alone. What about those promises of love eternal, fidelity, huh? Well, move on buster. Spend another night with Connie in bed. Beto's already warmed her up for you. But Monita's not going to wait for you. She's moved on. Mauricio is history. The Bug is her future.
Hmm...and now another acrimonious scene. Jacqui's continuing her maternal tirade. I can't believe how you're acting, Connie. Mauricio's going to divorce you and leave you without a penny. Not so, smirks Constanza. I have the money part all locked up. And besides, if you don't like how I'm handling my life, JUST LEAVE! What's more, how dare you judge me! You're here, swanning around with two men yourself. Yes, snaps Jacqui, but I'm a single woman. And besides, the only reason I'm going around with those two idiots is because I'm looking out for you, daughter. I know you've agreed to split your take from the marriage with those two goons.
Do we believe mama Jacqui? Well, let's think about it while we wade through another round of ads.
When we come back, we have mama Nieves on the job. Her tirade is laced with a number of feathery swats, pummels and punches. But there was plenty of verbiage too. We begin with a round of "vaqueton, patán, mantenido, cinico!" and we go on from there. At one point, she wishes she could take him back into her womb and rebirth him so he could be a real man. Jeez, what an image! Finally she decides it's time for the "mano dura" and perhaps the only way to get him to grow up is to kick him out of the house. No more milanesas for you, you sleazy ingrate! Harsh.
And it's all downhill from there. Connie tearfully lays the blame for her crappy attitude at Mother's feet. Jacqui was always off chasing millionaires on their yachts, leaving behind two bewildered little girls while she prospected for new bankrolls. And Nieves, she's appalled at the thought of her grandchild being born to a disreputable "flauta" and a father whose only manliness is his stench. As for Monita, she's cutting Mauricio loose for good...."Hasta nunca" she sneers to a tearful Mauricio.
I hate to end on this downbeat note so let's talk dress and makeup. Katja and Luisa both looked stunning. Totally wow as someone would say. Ximena was entrancing in a soft gray dress that made her look like she was encased in a wispy cloud. Teresa's hair is looking better and better and so is Dany's. In all honesty, I didn't care for Monita's outfit. But hey, small detail. Anyway, she filled it out beautifully and her hair and makeup were perfect. Estrella...gotta agree with Jacqui on that one. Ditto for Nieves. Both a little too Marie Antoinette for my taste. As for the guys. Hey, you're all hunkalicious in those tuxes. For you, it's easy. Now please, let's get back to some tender romance with Ximena and Rolu!
Previews:
But alas, the previews seem to indicate more stormy weather. Our nasty Connie has the mike and is announcing to one and all that Furia and Mauricio Sermeño are one and the same.
Vocabulary:
Yep, there are some repeats here. But remember my motto: Review and Learn New.
visera = eyeshade, vizor (this came at the end of the episode, don't remember in what context though.
un as bajo la manga = an ace up her sleeve (Connie, of course)
mano dura = lit. hard hand...in other words, firm discipline
baños de pureza = purifying baths (something Connie doesn't need from Mom)
abrir grietas = open up crevices, refers to creating distance and hostility in a relationship
sentar cabeza -= settle down
entrar en ambiente = get in the swing of things (Lalu to Arnoldo)
un acto fallido = a failed act (Ximena berating herself for letting Mauricio down)
no conoce el recato = has no sense of decency (Gabriela denouncing Connie and Beto's behavior)
tan campante = cool as a cucumber (see above)
el susodicho = the aforesaid (Christian in his legalese analysis of the situation)
guarderia = nursery (for children)
dorar la pildora = lit. to gild the pill...in other words, to sweeten the pill
gentuza de vecindad = neighborhood folks but "gentuza" is derisive or derogatory for "gente"
gastar saliva = lit. spend saliva, in other words, waste one's breath
Dicho of the Day
Connie said it, in dissing Monita. "Aunque la mona se vista de seda, mona se queda."
lit. a monkey dressed in silk is still a monkey.
We would say:
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
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Why is it that Mauricio seems interesting when he's talking with Ximena?
I also enjoyed watching Lalo with Arnie. I think he was making sport of Arnie's problem with germs.
I didn't comment on Estre's outfit yesterday because I'm so fond of her, but Jaqui is not frugal with the truth. She pretty well nailed it. Too bad Ximy didn't take her under her wing as well as Monita.
Ximena seemed relieved when Coni told her that she would help make the party a memorable experience for everyone there. I thought it was rather ominous, instead of reassuring.
Carlos
Can Constanza get anymore disgusting? I can't believe Mauricio hasn't grabbed her underneath her defiantly jutting jaw and wrung her neck! Good actress: she makes my blood boil nightly!!! I guess Coni's almost teary-eyed accusation of Jacqui's running after millionaires and leaving she and Katja alone and bewildered during their childhood was meant to elicit sympathy and understanding. I'm sorry, Coni... I can reach, but I just can't feel!
You're a b---- in my book and always will be!
Jacqui and Nieves are hilarious as the dueling mothers, alternating between attacking each other and their own kids. If Beto and Coni marry, they will have quite some ride with these two suegras! And may I just say, they both deserve it?!
I am loving watching Rolu and Ximena. Their blossoming relationship has been about the only pleasurable moments for quite a few days now. I had to hold back the tears watching their very tender "breakup" the day before yesterday. I really like Rolu now, and of course, Ximena is always the greatest! I hope they will stay together and not separate after the mega party!
As several of you have said, this show is so unique and refreshing. You just never know who or what is going to happen next. Arnoldo is making for a funny side show.
I kept trying to figure out who the actor was. Thank you to whoever pinpointed that he was in Guapo as the chauffeur, Rocky! The actor who portrays Rolu looks pretty amused at times watching Arnoldo. I bet he had a hard time keeping a straight face when they filmed this.
Before I end, may I share a personal note from today? I teach a Middle School Hispanic Cultures Class once a week. Today we learned about "Día de Los Reyes." I asked the kids to leave their shoes outside in the hallway when they entered class this morning. They didn't know what was happening, but quickly figured it out as we discussed the customs in Mexico, Cuba, and Puerto Rico surrounding the holiday. We ended the class by eating rosca de reyes, which I made last night. It was muy deliciosa! And my students found that los tres reyes left goodies in their shoes as they departed for their next class! A good time was had by all!
Thanks for being out there on the front lines. One of my students is a retired middle school teacher and I just look at her in amazement. That is NOT an age I would want to deal with. I taught college French for a few years and that was about as young as I could go.
Despite some glimmers of tenderness for Beto and vulnerability regarding her childhood, Connie is a first clais villaness. The lesson, I suppose, is that she's destroying her own happiness while she wrecks that of others.
Okay guys, the coffee is ready. Talk to you later.
Perhaps the much anticipated fireworks did not occur last night, but the recap was sassy, sizzling and sparkling. Another jewel Judy. The title had me laughing out loud as did your clever "Punch and Judy" and "Oscar oozes up". The vocabulary and dicho were excellent.
Agree with the sage and widely unheeded advice that "a real man only needs one woman".
Carlos, Ximena makes everyone in her orbit more interesting, doesn't she?
Deb, thank you for sharing your story with us. What a wonderful, gratifying and fullfilling vocation. Your students are very fortunate to have you as a teacher.
I shared our characters' distain of the Coni/Beto sideshow. Enough already.
Glad Moni stood up to Mau, exhibiting the backbone Mau wishes he possessed.
I fear that Moni's malevolent mother will reappear before the end. I've wondered all along how this storyline will be resolved as it would take a miracle for her to change. Moni forgiving Mau for lying to her about the death will be another monumental hurdle to overcome in their relationship as it will further "abrir grietas".
The image of Ximena "encased in a wispy cloud" was delightful. Although I love Estrella to death, I also did not like the outfit which seemed more apprpropriate for a canival. The feather headgear she and Nieves sported were just plain wrong.
Diana
I think the Lalo/Arno attraction is kind of interesting. I didn't check back on Monday's episode but at one point I thought I saw Arno giving Lalo a sly little sideways glance. The actors will be fun to watch if nothing else.
I think I might be madder at Coni for ruining Ximena's party than anything else she has done so far! Grrrr.
Deb, you sound like an absolutely wonderful teacher. I know your students must have been absolutely delighted at your lesson plan for the day. I hope Kris reads your comment; during Fuego en la Sangre her recapping handle was Fuego de Rosca de Reyes in honor of the baking Reyes brothers.
Once again, stupdendous job Judy. They were talking FAST FAST FAST and I know your head must have been spinning. Honestly, I would have been lost so I'm amazed you were able to translate as much as you did. I'm very impressed! Thank you for the stellar recap and fun vocabulary.
Still considering borrowing my husband's laptop so I can type notes rather than handwrite them. That way I could still look at the screen, and also it would be a lot easier to decipher my notes afterwards. Oh well, hopelessly low-tech and stuck in my ways.
Carlos, per your note on yesterday's recap...I DO indulge in some red wine when I'm down in Charlotte. My children always have some with their dinner and being there always feels like a celebration to me anyway. But at home, not much point and all it does is make me sleepy.
To me, every recap is a marvel and well beyond anything I could ever do. When the recappers themselves say the captions were off or useless, I can only imagine how difficult the task must be. Therefore, I'll add a special thank you to Judy and to everyone else who soldiers on to give us these wonderful daily treats.
Gracias!
Diana
Enjoyed your question about Jacqui. I think it may be a partial truth. I'm willing to give her so much more grace than her daughter.
ITA with Carlos regarding Mau and Ximena. In the future I hope they put those two together b/c Mau is very compelling (and seemingly intelligent also) when he talks with Ximena.
Thanks for sharing your story Deb. I still have much to learn on the teaching front (though my students are older) and stories like those inspire me to increase my pedagogical knowledge.
Sylvia - I had to chuckle when you said Connie messing up Ximena's party is the worse thing she's done.
Diana, maybe before this is all over, Ximena and Coni (who will be one of the good guys by then) will host a fashion intervention for the barrio girls. My heart went out to Estrella and Nieves. Am I wrong, or shouldn't red heads avoid red for the most part? It sure didn't seem to be a flattering color for Estre. I do wish that Jaqui had been a little less blunt.
Sylvia, I was also struck by the rapid-fire talk by a number of the characters last night. I know it was not very charitable of me, but I thought,"Well, better Judy than me." I thought that Jeanne said that starting in Jan 2010 the Spanish broadcast channels had the same CC mandates as the English channels. I've been catching up with last weeks Sortilegio episodes and the CCs on last Wed,'s episode were some of the worst ever.
Judy, on Thur. afternoons, Linda and I usually go out to lunch(my afternoon off) and I'll have a beer with my lunch. Just one, mind you, and even so, when we get home... it's siesta time.
Carlos
Karen, thanks for checking in. Seems like you've been missing for a while. Good to have you back and ditto for Diana!
Sylvia, you've convinced me...I'm going to ask Bob to set me up with his laptop next Tuesday night.
Kinda like in real life when you say "Did you say what I think you said!?"
The way I see it, Mau had 3 things for which he'd have to ask Moni's forgiveness, namely 1) the night with Coni, 2) dressing up as Furia and wooing Moni w/o her knowledge, and 3) the Isabel thing. In each case, I envision a three step process. a) Moni finds out, b) Mau explains WHY he did it, and c) Moni forgives.
So far, we've done 1a and 1b, since Moni found out about the night with Coni, and Mau tried to explain it. No forgiveness yet.
As for the Furia thing, which isn't really that bad, we may have 1a and 1b tonight, although those previews can often be misleading. It may be that when Coni announces Furia is Mau, it gets denied or disproved somehow.
I don't think the Isabel thing is going away. One day, Moni may find out what happened, and that may be the hardest to forgive of all.
Hombre, I like your analysis, but I'm betting that while Moni is still put out with Mao, the Bug is going to have insex with her. That will be very tough to forgive. I do agree the mom thing will be difficult to forgive as well. Maybe he should just plead stupidity on all counts and throw himself on her mercy. Now that would be honest for a change.
Carlos
Judy, I agree with the others. I would never guess you had any trouble; your recaps are always so facile and thorough. I understand you also do this with a single viewing and no rewinds?! Amazing.
Of course Amanda (see picture) had started learning Spanish when she was 5 and had had a job at some point in her young life that required understanding and speaking Spanish over the phone, so you might say my grasp was greater than my reach. No matter. I was so impressed and that was my goal.
If I'm still sitting at the computer typing the recap when the last show, Sortilegio, stops recording, I COULD go back, but by that time I JUST WANT TO BE DONE!!!!
Still, Juan Querendon was my first. (Hmmm) And a few weeks into the process, no closed captions. As I told Maggie, I was nose to nose with the tv practically crawling down the actors' throats to try and understand what they were saying. And I rewound. But didn't understand any better the second time around. So it's One And Done for me, forevermore.
Carlos, for heavens sakes, "insex"!!! Lordy, you must have been a handful to raise. My condolences to your mama who I hope is resting peacefully in Heaven.
But since we're on this subject. Are we assuming fully suited up with our fair damsel blindfolded, as in the Estrella/Aldo tryst? Do want to give your suggestion the respect it deserves and fully explore the possibilities.
I did read all your wonderful recaps so I know what's going on thanks to all your wonderful abilities as writers. Thank you very much!
About the phrase "Dar en la torre" from fridays episode: it could mean to beat up someone or to ruin someone. It's just basically about getting to someone where it hurts. "Torre" is being used here instead of "madre", since that's the original say, but because in México the worst thing you can do is talk about a mother in a disrespectful way we changed that word. So using "Dar en la torre" is like using the pg rated version of the phrase.
Jarocha
The chilango accent from Gancho and all those novelas situated in DF is belongs to the red area in the map. The habitants of other places with red have a similar intonation while they speak but their language is usually not as folkloric as in DF. Us from "provincia" can always easily tell when someone is from México City when they speak (and their manners)
Jarocha
Carlos
-Vivi in DC
The way I see it, the central DF accent, the norteños, the costeño, the chiapaneco and the Yucateco are the easiest to distinguish.
The norteños sound simmilar to the cartoon of Speedy Gonzalez and all the grupero and banda groups, they have a heavy english influence, in the orange part they sound strong and almost like they could be scolding you when they talk normally, in the dark blue part is simmilar but softer, with a bigger english influence and they change the "ch" sound for a softer "sh". The central has a very particular sound and vowels are very weak. The costeño is fast and there's an "hhs" sound when the s is not starting the word and the r at the begining of a word is very strong but very weak at the middle. In Chiapas they use the voceo: "vos sabés", "vos querés". In Yucatán their spanish is a little mixed with the mayan patterns of speach so they sometimes enphathize their words so much that one sentence may sound like three.
Of course those accents can go from very thick, to almost inexistant depending on how neutral a person sepeaks (neutral would be something like the way Salvador speaks in Gancho)
Jarocha
And ITA with you regarding bumping cars with someone else. Icky sums it up quite nicely.
Jarocha - thanks for the map. When I really understand Spanish and accents hopefully I'll be able to hear all those nuances.
Now I'm going to go look at the map. And it's not OT at all. Or rather there are no OT's on the 7 pm line. We're open to anything! And thanks for identifying Salvador as having the most neutral accent. I'll try to pattern mine after his!
Ah Carlos, I'll trust your instincts...I believe all your TN predictions have come true on this one. So we definitely have more drama ahead.
-Vivi in DC
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