Caray, Caray!

This just in: Jimena does know how to read. Shocker!

Gui thinks he's got Jimena by the, uh, ovaries?

Fer can't get anyone on the phone. Jerks.

Heri takes advantage of it being, in his words, a bad moment to pressure her, but hey, what the hell…"If you decide to stick with me, I need you to be 100% sure you'll be happy with me." He doesn't want her complaining later about separating her from her family. Love's a gamble Heri. And Vic's no Lady Luck.

Max shows Maria D the cell phone video footage. Ta-da! Proof that Burnie kidnapped the baby. Maria says only the cops can see this. Well, Max is looking forward to surprising Burnie.

Leonela is hanging out in the hallway at the hotel. She confesses she got fired from Televisa, and therefore doesn't have an early call. And all because of her damned alcoholism! Leo says she had it coming.

Vic wants Milagros to know that she's grateful to the 'hood for raising the ransom money. She also wants some advice from Mili, mom to mom.

Leonela says she hates and despises Gui, but at least with her job at the theater she can support herself. Doc's ears perk up when she mentions Othello. Leo waxes rhapsodic about how much one clings to something or someone when one thinks it's all one has in one's life. Doc advises her to reflect on that. Leo says loneliness is a bad counselor. She figures Doc has submerged himself in his work the way she has submerged herself in alcohol. And she doesn't think she'll get out without the hand of a friend. Or a friend with benefits.

Mili and Vic are going to talk about Maria.

Maria wants Max to spend the night, but that bed's too damn small. No, he just says he's got to go and soon they'll be together and no one can separate them.

Mili says Maria is a good kid with a good heart who's suffered enough already. Mili's sure at some point things will get straightened out between Maria and Vic. Vic feels guilty for being the fault of Maria's suffering. Mili says no one can teach you how to be a parent. You've just got to try, fail, send your kid to therapy for years…it all works out in the end.

Leo feels like Doc is the only one she can talk to, the only one who understands. Max is a grown man with his own problems and she doesn't want to unload on him. Doc tells her to rest up and tomorrow early, he'll help her find a solution to her problem. She kisses him excitedly and then apologizes for it. They take way too long to say goodbye.

Mili says she got married young, got pregnant, then her husband died young (he was a firefighter too), she devoted herself to her son. Now Juanjo's a grown man and she has to share him with Nathy. But it's cool, Nathy's like a daughter for her. And now, here she is, about to get married again. To Napo. Vic says he seems like a good person who's crazy about Mili. Mili says she accepted so she wouldn't be alone, but Juanjo will always be the most important thing in her life.

Nathy comes to visit Maria because Vic is over at Mili's house chatting. Maria gets dizzy and has to sit down. Probably because the boys are getting a sibling. Maria says no, it was different. Probably nerves.

Vic takes her leave, advising Mili that the 'hood peeps are invited to the runway show.

Now Nathy goes to visit Doc. She isn't going to give up on her degree. She's always thought women, even if they're wives and mothers, should be self-actualized. She pulls out her latest thesis revisions. She's added a couple of chapters.

Vic goes to visit PJP at work. He tells her that he went down to the registrar's office and Maria is now "Maria Desamparada Iturbide." Vic thanks him and figures Maria is happy. Vic laments that she hasn't been able to get close to Maria. PJP says she should trust in God's mercy that Maria will come around.

Os gives Fer a hard time for standing him up at dinner. Fer wants an update. Os says dinner was "fine" but he and Vic are just good friends. And also Heri showed up. Os isn't sure why. Fer is pissed that Heri screwed up her and Max's plans. Os tells her she and Max need to butt out. Fer wasn't trying to butt in…just give them a little push. Max says it's up to Vic and she'll make a decision when she's ready.

Doc takes Leo down to the director's office to convince him to re-hire Leo. She's a good actress, he hasn't reported her firing because he figures no one will watch. But he doesn't want to re-hire her either. Soooooo…..? He's just going to leave her out of the production and hope no one notices she's not there? Wow, this guy's brilliant! Leo begs for her job back. Doc says alcoholism is a sickness, but one that she can recover from with the proper treatment.

Juanjo has a surprise for Nathy. They're going shopping for baby stuff. Nathy is excited. They're going to fill the place up with kids. Please, please, please don't make me watch! Nathy announces giddily to Juanjo that Maria was dizzy yesterday. Juanjo jumps to the same wrong conclusion.

Leo swears to stay off the hooch. Doc promises, as a doc, that he'll take responsibility for Leo. She gets her job back, though the director looks like he's already regretting it.

Max shows Os the video. Just put it on You Tube, dude. It's easier. These two numbnuts decide not to tell the cops until after the runway show.

Maria gets a package…it's Alonso. Looking like crap. He doesn't want her to be sad. Uh, then don't put your deathly visage on screen telling her you're dead, you dumbass! She made him the happiest man in the world, he didn't really exist before he met her (*dying coughs*), he thought he'd be with her for the rest of his life, and it made him happy. He carries her and the baby in his dying heart. He always loved nature, so he put together a slideshow of all the pretty places he's visited. He wants her to thank Max for attempting to sacrifice himself for Alonso's happiness. He'll see her on the other side or some nonsense. (Mr. 5ft wants him to keel over already). He loves them all. Slideshow. Yeah, I'm supposed to think he had a camera on a timer everywhere they went to take pictures of the two of them together? Dude, if I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Nathy and Juanjo go baby shopping. That didn't come out right. You know what I mean. Juanjo invites her out for an ice cream. Offering a pregnant lady ice cream? Man, talk about a sure thing.

Os asks what Doc was doing at Televisa and the director fills him in. Os asks to show him something.

Fab and Luci walk in together. It's official. Finally. Too little, too late. Pip will get to work on the dress. Luci says there's no plans yet. Very sensible, says Vic. Pip says they've gotta get to work for tonight.

At Casa Burnsdown, Herself is very displeased with the designs. "Who made this?!" Jimena says Luciano doesn't have a clue about accessories, so she just whipped it up. Burnie says she's a mediocre model, not a designer. "Don't touch other people's stuff!" Rox says Jimena has tons of experience and so does she! She was a designer for Casa Victoria! And no wonder they went under, says Burnie.

Juanjo and Nathy return home with their purchases. The place is full of neighbors. Maria, Fer, and Jpito come over. Juanjo announces that Maria is preggers. She says she was dizzy yesterday, but that doesn't mean anything. Napo agrees--he's been dizzy before too. Mili says it will be Fer's turn too and there will be a ton of kids all over. Prof and Jarochas dancing FF>> Blessings for Fer and Maria.

Doc has been upgraded. He's not only the only doctor in the DF, he's the only doctor in all of Mexico. So Cruz has brought his dad to see him.

Mili fills us in on his symptoms: breathing trouble. Probably because of smoking. Not that he smokes.

Doc tells Cruz he doesn't want to say what's going on until the test results are in. Obviously it's something respiratory and Cruz needs to be patient. "So there's nothing to do?" Doc repeats they need to wait for test results.

Flurry of activity at Nueva Casa Vic. A Pippy pep talk. Maria adds a few rah-rah's. Go team!

Vic loves Armando's designs. Toni comes in to tell them they're missing the pep rally.

Os and the editing guy show the director the footage of Gui releasing the line.

Maria gets dizzy again and sits down. Everybody picks up on the whole "dizzy" thing…except Fab, who doesn't get it. Fer is excited about the dizziness and says they all think she's preggers. Pip says this means they'll be lucky. Because…she got lucky? Maria tells Pip to stow it! Fer says she's done a lot of reading and just because Maria's had one baby doesn't mean she's going to feel exactly the same with all of them. Max comes in and asks what's going on. A whole lotta speculation, that's what. Maria tells him that they're all jumping to conclusions. He gets all excited. ("Dumb Ass!" says Mr. 5ft. I concur) Hugs and congratulations, while Fer's feeling left out. Maybe it will turn out that Maria's getting sympathy pregnancy symptoms because it's actually Fer who's pregnant. She gets a call from Cruz and leaves.

Gui demands that someone bring his breakfast and the paper to his dressing room. The director wants to talk to Gui, who assumes he wants to tell him that the novela has been extended due to the popularity of his character. Gui, don't you even THINK the word "extension" around me! Nope, he's fired. Ha ha! "Me? Fired? Why?" The director starts to say he just saw…and then my DVR cuts off. No Sweet William Levy In a Kayak for me tonight!

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