Caray, Caray!

. . . and it's a BIG cake!

Okay, I'm going to regurgitate a brief from-memory recap and then flesh it out later when my video capture finishes encoding. MORE SCREENCAPS COMING LATER.

But to start us out, here's a screencap of the aforementioned cake:

A crime against a perfectly delicious-looking cake.

BRIEF OVERVIEW OF EVENTS, NOT LISTED IN ORDER. MAY NOT BE COMPLETELY ACCURATE:

Refried: Guzmancito professes his love for Nikki to Vicki, who is agreeable to the notion, but tells him to make sure that he's serious, because Nikki is in a vulnerable state of mind and doesn't need to be jerked around. Kendra-ho overhears this exchange and vows to stick it to the Little Gorilla.

The new: It doesn't take long for Kendra-ho to have ammunition. She is friendly to a gullible Polita who tells Kendra-Ho that Guzmancito's dad is a gambling man and Guzmancito is always bailing him out. Aha!

Salsa-Dude brings Guillo back to Bea, who is elated. Gilda/Hilda takes the kid off for a tour of the agency, while Bea is in tears, thankful to Salsa-Dude. She asks him how he did it. He said he had a "conversation" with Leo the Low. I think that "conversation" was 9mm or maybe a 45? I'm just saying. She is so grateful to him—how can she ever thank him? Methinks that Salsa-Dude had a few thoughts in his head about how she could do that, some of them including scenes which would certainly be edited out by Univision, but instead he says that her smile is thanks enough.

Anibal reinforces to Bea that the lawyer he recommended to Bea is good, and tells Bea that she is an important part of the business and it's to his benefit to help her out (or something like that). He's going to need the good karma points for helping Bea, to compensate for all the other crap he's been doing.

Nikki is all elated and singing too long in the shower, now that everything is lovey-dovey. However that is short-lived, because Kendra-ho wastes no time telling Nikki a tale about Guzmancito supposedly being a player who had a bet with Salsa-Dude that he could get Nikki to fall in love with him. Oh, and didn't Nikki know that Guzmancito has a gambling dad? Kendra-ho says with fake-innocent eyes that it just pains her to tell Nikki this horrible truth! At first Nikki is all "no puede ser!" but eventually she buys it.

Adriana is all thrilled because she's gonna have her baby exhumed tomorrow. And then she'll finally expose the TRUTH and her dad's part in it! Mwahaha!

Anibal is all impactado when he finds out that Nikki is ill. Nelson the Furry Fornicator spins it in the worst possible way, saying that Vicki is just 'believing' Nikki without having her see a doctor first. Anibal is in full freakout mode that NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT MY PRINCESA!!!!! He almost strong-arms Vicki as if he think she's a villain.

There's a scene between Adriana and Anibal where Adriana comments that Anibal is all concern over Nikki, while he has done something dastardly to his other grandchild, her daughter. Anibal is all offended and keeps spewing the party line about how she's making it all up.

(I may have gotten part of this wrong. My attention strayed.) Adriana is going to have a "daughter exhumation party" the next day with Vicki. (Well, more like some of them are going to go out to the town when it's done.) Big Angel is coming with them. He asks if it's okay to bring along his daughter, since she's kind of been homesick and down and would like to see her friends in Santa Rita. Adriana is of course delighted by this thought. Vicki says it's okay. Adriana wants to make sure it's okay with Big Angel's wife. Big Angel assures her it'll be fine—as long as Lili is with him, all is good!

Guzmancito is finally updated on all the douchebaggery that Leo the Low has been doing. He is freaking out and telling Bea that she should have told him sooner. She said she didn't want to "worry" him. She tells him pretty much everything that Leo has done. He's outraged. He calls Leo to tell him so. A bunch of male posturing going on over the phone. Leo vows to some lowlife customer at the bar where he works that he WILL get Bea and his son back, because she's his wife! He's evil and scary.

Guzmancito lays out a plan for Bea: Move back with Big Angel's family, the apartment building has security and will keep Leo away. Have a school bus pick up Guillo and take him home. Tell the school that Leo's not allowed to pick up the kid, and so forth and so on. Finally, some sanity reigns!

Bea figures out that something is up with Guzmancito. He confesses that he's in love with Nikki and smiles a relaxed smile. We know this won't last. Enjoy it while you can, Little Gorilla! Bea is happy for him. He announces that he'll have to quit his job soon and find another, because a guy just can't get paid to be a bodyguard for his novia! Then he talks about how they'll get an apartment and maybe Bea and Guillo can live with Guzmancito and Nikki! Ah, happy family!

Big Angel is hurt and disappointed when he's informed that he's not going to accompany Vicki et all to the baby exhumation party the next day; Nelson wants another bodyguard to go. (I think.) He gives Vicki a crestfallen hurt look, something akin to a boy who found out he can't go out to play.

Nikki is all crestfallen about the news that Guzmancito played her and was using her for money. She goes to the kitchen and removes a HUGE cake from the fridge. Does she slice off several pieces in which to gorge and purge? Oh no. Por supuesto que no! No, she carries the WHOLE THING up to her room and starts digging into it while seated on the floor. She eventually resorts to grabbing parts of it with her bare hands, all the while crying about what Guzmancito has supposedly done to her and saying she won't let it get to her . . .

There's a knock on the door and it's grandpa Anibal. She has to quickly remove the evidence, namely the cake, by hastily shoving it partially under her bed. It's such a big cake that we can see it peeking out from under the bed as Nikki is talking with grandpa.

Big Angel is back in Santa Rita and visits his old family friend the lady who is the psychic. He's worried about Lily. She looks at her snail shells (I know they're seashells, right?) and declares that there's nothing to worry about, Lily is perfectly fine! They also talk about about Lily's sensitivities and Big Angel supposes that she got those from his mom. The way he tells it, his mom told him before she died that she would "pass along" her "gift" to someone close to him, as a way of her keeping close to him. Big Angel of course assumes that this "gift" was passed through the blood, but Viewerville is assuming that the mom passed it along to Lily because Lily is living as his daughter and loves him.

Big Angel confesses that he's worried that things are going badly with his wife and he's worried that they'll break up . . .

I can't remember which scene was last (will recheck) but END OF EPISODE!

AVANCES: Christina is dressed slutty like Kendra. Big Angel is unhappy. MUST SEE TV!!!