Saturday, August 17, 2013

Tempestad #15- 8/16/13: Take This Job and Shove It, I Ain't Workin' Here No More



Ahoy, mis Tempestad Maties. I am skylarking a bit today, so please gather on the pier. Umbrellas, and sunblock are being provided as well as drinks like rum punch, grog, boilermakers, sangria, tequila sunrises and seabreezes are being served for your sipping pleasure. Spyglasses are also included for well, spying. 




This recap will not be in any order, some scenes have been combined for better and smoother flow of the recap.


The Refrito:
Nero and Herny follow Commandante Robles. They are pithed cause can't be moving the merchandise around when the Commandante is in town. They are losing all types of money. Well Nero suggests that they have a couple options, kill the Commandante, have him killed or have him have a tragic accidente! Herny tells Nero to not be stupid, rolls up the window on the SUV and puts his sunglasses on.

ShutupRosy (thanks CI recapping team) is at the church witching to the Padre about Laz being mixed up in bad ways and that girl Lu seems so much older than Laz. Padre doesn't see the problem. Love is good. Que??? from ShutupRosy. Lu just kind of appeared. Padre likes Lu. ShutupRosy thinks that Laz is a "boy" too young for marriage. Shut Up Rosy!

Laz is at the Tempestad staring at Lolo. Well Lolo doesn't like it and finally Laz apologizes for this previous broom to the neck incident. Lolo forgives but don't eva do that again. Lolo thought it was great that Laz wanted to defend his mujer, but not the way he did that. Lolo will be teaching Laz to fire a gun, the pirates are the excuse, but guns aren't toys and he has to do all Lolo says. Agreed! Now Laz is running off to see Jaz.

Becky and Bea discuss Herny and then of course that DamFab guy. Becky doesn't think that Marina would fall for some poor fisherman, no siree Bob she wouldn't until Becky gets a load of him coming up the street. Of course Becky changes her mind right quick and would jump into a sea of sharks for this guapo. Yummy!



Going to the Chapel and We're Gonna Get Married-The Crystals
Fully, Delfina and Ester are all awaiting the arrival of DamFab for the wedding rehearsel. Fully can't beleive he is here for this circus and who does DamFab think he is being late, hmmm.....Fully got all dressed up for nuthin'! Delfina tells Fully to have patience, as if, and Fully of course has none and if DamFab doesn't show up like yesterday he's going. Delfina tells him things are going his way and to calm down. Well, Fully did his part, he showed up! Padre comes outside and tells the Salazars' to come into the church. (Note to Fully: Sure you want to go into the church? You could explode into a eternal flame, jus' sayin') Now Fully has some sage words, er, he makes a decision. Since it is obvio the groom didn't show his face the wedding is cancelled y punto. He tells Ester no tears and get a move on.

The New:


Tell It Like It Is, If you are serious, don't play with my heart, it makes me furious, but if you want me to love you, Baby, I will, you know that I will-Aaron Neville
Marina comes into her office and asks Olinto for the production report. The report has the projected and real numbers. She's pleased. She wants to know when the merchandise will come in. Up to the Capitancito of course. Olinto goes. DamFab comes in. Marina is happy to see him cause they got some bidness to take care of. Well, he's there for the same thing. Well, Marina wants DamFab to take a seat, lots of bidness to talk about. Well, not so much from DamFab. He's there  to tell her Take This Job and Shove It, I ain't working here no more, (Johnny Paycheck) but in a nicer way, like he quits! Here is DamFab's excuse, he's getting married, going to be starting a familia, going to go out on his own. Marina is pithed, no quitting for him, he's got that ironclad contract and no quitting for him! See, he knows all that, but you see he's gotta quit. You see he doesn't want to be so close to her anymore as well as her employee. She tells him in fact he is her employee. You see this employee doesn't want to be near her to fight his attraction to her, wanting to kiss her, hug her, he has these urges. She shoves the contract at him and tells him he can't quit. He takes that contract and rips it up! So there! There are consequences to what he has decided to do, well damn the consequences, nothing is worse than her neglect! Well DamFab has given his ultimata palabra y punto, he quits. Marina lets him have it. He's a macho dude, she's known men like him, he doesnt' get what he wants he quits. He doesn't like that and claims he threw himself at her feet, told her how he felt, and she basically kicked him to the curb. Marina says well, he's getting married and what did he want Marina for an amante? She is not going there. DamFab is like are you kidding me, one word from you and I'd dump Ester in a red hot minute! Besides he's got some dirty laundry on her, he saw her kissing that putz of a Herny and it was sooo passionate. Looks to him like she chose that Herny dude over him. So now DamFab is going to continue on in life with a woman he doesn't love. DamFab thinks that he gets it, Herny can get Marina all kinds of things, you know, material things, that money can buy. But she won't have all the love that DamFab can give her. He wishes her luck with phoney baloney Herny. DamFab leaves.


Club Guacamaya (The Macaw Club)
Laz has come to visit Jaz to tell her about DamFab talking to Cande about waitressing at the club. Jaz is upset cause she really thinks she won't be able to do that. Nero owns, er tells her what to do. She thinks maybe Laz spilled to DamFab about the whole Nero bidness. He swears he didn't. He wants her to ask Nero if she can waitress. Well, she can't do that, she has to think of her sister. Laz lurrvvves him some Jaz, but she says they have no future. Here comes Commandante Robles. He's surprised he is running into her again, and so soon. He thinks Laz is her hermano. Ah, nopis just a customer. Laz is pithed and goes. The Commandante thinks that Laz is jealous, nah, just a customer and friend to Jaz. Nero sees this and gives Jaz and the Commandante the stink eye. Nero proceeds to call Herny on his cell to report what is going on with Jaz that the Commandante seems to have taken a shine to Jaz. Nero thinks he's a perv, the Commandante that is. Herny thinks that Jaz can pump Robles for lots of info and for Nero not to do anything stupid. So Robles asks Jaz if she is a waitress at the club here. Course she is. Seems the info is a two way street as Jaz asks him what he is doing in town. Special investigation. Now Robles wants to know what time Jaz gets off, oh late. Cande stops by the table and tells Jaz she can get off early this evening. Well, Jaz will have to ask her bro's permission, well The Commandante can do that for her. Well he has reports to get done and after she gets her bro's permission he'll pick her up. He gives her one of his bidness cards and goes. Course Nero comes over and grabs her by the hair . Nero tells Jaz to be good to the Commandante and even if she's a ho, to pretend she is a paloma blanca. If all goes well he'll let her waitress at the club. But if she screws this up her sister pays. He goes, and Cande gives her a hug and Cande wants to know if Jaz loves Laz, of course she does, but they got no future. Pobrecita! The Commandante comes back as Jaz is feeding the macaw. He tells her to be careful, they can bite fingers off. Jaz agrees to go to dinner with him. He likes her cause she is shy, not like the others in this place. He says it in a non pervy way. Jaz is conflicted she wants to tell him everything, but knows that Nero will harm her sister.


Please Don't Go- K.C. and the Sunshine Band.
Marina is alone in her office now crying how she is a coward, she doesn't want to be alone without DamFab, she loves him so. She honestly loves him.


Tragedy- The Bee Gees
Olinto has come back into Marina's office and can't believe DamFab quit. The cannery can't go without the seafood he brings in. Marina is gonna call the company's lawyers so DamFab has to honor his contract. Olinto thinks she can't force him, do it the right way talk to DamFab. Well she tried that it didn't work, and since that didn't work she'll send him to la carcel for life. Ay yi yi! Note to Marina, you can't send someone to la carcel for life for not honoring a contract. It's talk to the hand time for Marina and she tells Olinto to get those lawyers on the phone and she's going to do something urgent that needs her attention and contact her when he gets the lawyers on the phone.


On The Highway to Hell- AC/DC
Fully is driving the family away from the church, when Ester sees DamFab coming down the street and tells Fully to pull over. She jumps out of the SUV and into DamFab's arms. She tells him he is late for the wedding rehearsal, well he isn't good at that sort of thingy. But hey he has something for her. It's a ring. No getting down on one knee, no proposal, dude how obtuse are you? Yeah we get you don't love her, but ya could have ya know done it up a bit. Anyhoo, she is over the moon, while her Daddy Fully is yelling at her to stop cowtowing to that putz of a DamFab. Hands are thrown up in the air and there is an eyeroll.


Possession Obsession- Hall and Oates
Marina is now on her second chewing expedition of the day. This is serious bidness for her. She chews Herny up one side and down the other about that kiss, don't eva do it again, or she won't eva see him again, intendo! Yeah he gets it. But life is fun! She's not a cynic, she's got problems so there. Herny wants Marina to face her problem head on with her talons out. She doesn't eva want to be kissed against her will. It was just a kiss he says. He gives her that smarmy grin. He wants her to come work for him so he can own, er, work with her. She'd learn to lurrrvvve him as he lurrrrvvves her, yuck! Saved by the cell phone. She tells the lawyer on the phone DamFab broke his contract and wants him in jail! The lawyer tells her he can't send DamFab to jail, but can take his ship. What is she gonna do with a ship with no Capitancito or crew? The ship is no good with out them. She wants the lawyer to fix this problem and ASAP! Herny will do all he can to help Marina and he promises to be all bidness, no hanky panky, yeah right! So the Capitancito quit, eh? She needs the seafood he brings in with his ship, the company depends on it. Herny says he always knew that jerk would screw Marina over and he makes a call. Seems Herny has some shipping connections and has asked for a Capitan and crew for the Tempestad. None available, well Herny can't wait six months, three months or even a month, he needs one now, today. The contact will be in touch. Marina is disappointed but Herny did warn her it wouldn't be easy. So she thanks him for being such a great friend, she'll hang out with him, but only as a friend, no funny bidness, he kisses her hand, and is good with that. Things will work out. She goes, he obsessess about she'll love him soon, he'll make sure, yadda, yadda.


Back at the Church:
The Salazar familia is again back at the church, with DamFab this time and Padre has come out to greet them again. He wants to get started again now that the groom is there. Well, DamFab can't stay. Fully tells DamFab since he is making this sacrifice DamFab better damn well too. Padre wants calm and can't everybody get along? Fully did what everyone wanted so don't push his butt. Padre is trying to hustle them into the church so they can start, but DamFab really can't stay. Fully has had it with DamFab, and points out the fact this jerk is marrying Ester. DamFab tells Ester his mis planes, about going out to sea alone, right after they are married, but promises to come back. What about the honeymoon, she wants to know? She'll be all alone, well he'll be alone too, oh please stop the madness! Well seems DamFab isn't so fab, he's confused and kerfuzzled, needs his space and if she can't understand that the wedding is cancelled. Fully steps in and says it's already cancelled and wants Ester to have a grain of dignity. So Fully tells the Padre again this wedding is off, and starts to drag Ester and Delfina with him. Ester breaks free and runs to Dam Fab.


Don't Leave Me This Way-Thelma Houston
Ester swears to DamFab if he doesn't marry her instead of the wedding there will be a funeral, hers! She'll kill herself and she swears to Dios she will do it. Padre doesnt like the blasphemy. She swears it. As Ester is soaking DamFab's shirt with tears he swears he will marry her. What about the alone trip? Not taking that either. She hugs and mi amores him.


Mexico City:
Marina has called Mercedes about the DamFab problem. Well, Mercedes tells Marina she has done a fine job, has earned her fifty percent and no she can't quit, she has a contract too. She is sure Marina can fix this problem. Have a nice day and click! Alicia thinks she was a tad too hard on Marina. Mercedes says that may well be but Marina can handle it, she's tough, just like Mercedes. And she wants Marina to Handle it, Handle it!


Fully Gives a Damn 'Bout His Bad Reputation:
Fully is in his office having his shoes shined by the only good cop on the force when the other bad cop comes in. He wants bad cop to pick up those wedding invites of Ester's and personally deliver them, ya know the personal touch and to tell everyone Fully sent him. He thinks this might fix his bad rep and hey by the way write him up a speech ya know a good one with some feelings, and he'll deliver it at the church exit, guffaw and chuckle.  Despite DamFab having "attacked" Ester he wants people to know he forgave DamFab and now there's the wedding. Besides that he wants to regain his rep even though he sent DamFab to jail and Ester caused this scandal. See this is a way to not only regain his rep, people will see him as a good guy and they will love him again, yeah when pigs can fly!


Laz is Sneakin' and Peekin' and Running Around-Santana
So Laz is sneakin' around Nero's place once again, and I have to say, I hope someone called PETA about that poor calf. I was sick to see that. Anyhoo, Nero catches up with Laz, warns him he told him not to come back, Laz only wanted to talk to him about maybe Jaz waitressing and Nero says he owns, er, Jaz works for him and socks poor Laz and kicks him in the butt. pulls a knife and yells at him to Largate! Laz runs off.


Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay- Otis Redding
So Marina has gone down to the sea in ships, nah, to the Tempestad and calls to Catfish (Bargre) to come down and talk to her. Well, he's kinda  busy, but comes down and talks to her. She brings up that DamFab quit, which he didn't know. So the gist is DamFab quit, the company now owns the boat and this barco is Mio as in it belongs to Marina now. Also she appoints the Catfish the new Capitancito. Catfish doesn't want to accept the job. It would disrespect the Capitancito and the crew agrees. She is looking out for their jobs. If the ship isn't used, the company will take it and there go their jobs. Lolo tells her the crew is more than a crew, like familia to DamFab, and that noone but noone takes the helm from DamFab. Marina tries to make the point that the company will take the barco outfit it with new capitan and crew and off it goes. The crew thinks this is all Marina's fault. DamFab shows up and says it so ain't her fault it's his, cause he quit. DamFab tells the crew he quit and they gotta carry on without him. He broke the contract and now has to deal with the consequences. The crew quits with him, but DamFab tells them nothin' doing. Everyone has tears in their eyes, including DamFAb and Marina as he thanks them for their service then he goes with one long lingering look for Marina and his barco the Tempestad and then saunters off.


Yakety Yak, Don't Talk Back -The Coasters
Laz comes home with a black eye hidden by sunglasses, ShutupRosy has discovered the black eye and he didn't used to sass his Mama this way. He tells her he ain't no baby and goes.


Got A Secret, Can You Keep It, Swear This One You'll Save-The Pierces
ShutupRosy is at the church screaming at the Padre about Laz, hanging with ho's, drinking, fighting and it's all DamFab's fault! Padre tells her to get a grip and stop bad mouthing people in the house of Dios. But her boy used to be so sweet. Padre says that DamFab has his faults but is a good guy. Oh, sure he is ShutupRosy says. DamFab took advantage of Ester, she's a slut anyhow and Fully walks in on this, well he didn't burn up coming inside the church, amazing, and ShutupRosy finally shuts the hell up! So Fully wants to know what ShutupRosy was yapping about. He heard it all, and she has the grace to look ashamed. Padre tries to intervene but Fully tells the Padre to take care of the heavenly things and he'll take care of the earthly. My oh, my! Fully knows full well that passage from the Bible about casting the first stone, he who has no sin, ya know casting it although Fully says wiping the slate, lol. With total respect ShutupRosy, just who is the baby daddy of your boy? She never married, Fully sees her in the church, and yet she chismes about everybody. Fully wants her to tell the truth in front of the Padre about the baby daddy. Who got her preggers and then left her, hmmmmm......... cause it certainly wasn't the Holy Spirit. ShutupRosy leaves in shame and Fully and the Padre lock eyes.


The Geedunk (Naval term for snack shack)
Ester and Mayaya, I know her name is Mayuya, but hey I like Mayaya. Anyhoo, Ester is crowing about her honeymoon. Here is the mis planes. Private island, will sail to it, and noone will bother Ester or DamFab es Mio. Mayaya wants to know what Marina thinks of that? Well he quit there and won't have to put up with that witch. Marina thought she was taking DamFab, but so sorry so sad, Ester snagged him. Mayaya tells Ester hey, Marina can get a helo and just buzz by the island and drop right in. Ester basically tells Mayaya to can it cause DamFab is hers for life.


Come To Papa, Come See Your Papa-Bob Seager
So DamFab runs into Laz with the black eye, sees it and is pithed he went to see Nero and that Laz didn't fight back. DamFab tells Laz that as part of the crew of the Tempestad he is like his familia and doesn't eva want Laz to be humilated like that. DamFab gives some words of wisdom to Laz about being a fisherman, may be poor, but they do have two valuable things, their word and their dignity. Got that. Yeah, he got that. Now DamFab wants to know where Nero bunks, ah, lives. Laz doesn't want him to go to Nero, he is armed, violent and dangerous. Well, DamFab don't care bout no Nero, just tell him already.


You Don't Tug On Superman's Cape, You Don't Spit Into the Wind, You Don't Pull the Mask off the Old Lone Range and You Don't Mess with DamFab-Jim Croce
Well DamFab must have gotten it out of Laz cause he is now at Nero's door. Nero wants to know what? DamFab punches him and tells Nero that is for messin' with his peeps. Nero thinks baby boy got someone to stand up for him. DamFab kicks him in the butt. Nero pulls that knife out and tells him he doesn't know who he is messin' with. His little friend came to cause trouble and Nero swipes at DamFab with the knife. DamFab knees him down and informs him his little friend only came to talk, but all Nero understands is punching so that's how they are gonna settle this. DamFab gives Nero a well deserved beatdown.


It's Hard to say Goodbye-Celine Dion
DamFab is on the Tempestad packing up his seabag with his things and thinking about that hot cave kissy pooh and trying to get under Marina's blouse. He finds his caricole and puts it around his neck. Catfish comes in and asks DamFab if he really going to abandon his barco. DamFab says that this barco that he loves so much, had great adventures in, really isn't his anymore. Catfish wants DamFab to come back, but DamFab can't be close to Marina and not be able to show her how he loves her, sigh. Catfish thinks that it's just cause Marina rejected him and he can't deal. Catfish convinces DamFab to have a drink at the club.


I'm Your Captain-Grand Funk Railroad
Marina is up on the deck of the Tempestad. The crew is swabbing (mopping) the deck. DamFab comes up from below and wants to know what she is doing there, and by the way since there isn't a new captian yet he is still in charge. Marina calls him Mr. Fabre and he ain't in charge of nuthin'. Now DamFab thinks she is the new Capitancita of this barco. Nah, she isn't that, Senor Fabre. He wants to be addressed as Capitan, thank you very much. Marina has news for DamFab and that would be. Herny has come on deck and is behind DamFab and the news is Herny is the new Capitancito of this barco. DamFab just stares. And here is where we end this epi.


Avances:
Marina runs into DamFab at the club. Tune in Este Lunes to find out more. Must See TV.

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Comments:
Thanks for the invite, I'm holding my virtual tequila and waiting for the recap. Cheers!

 

Madelaine: "Skylarking" - great phrase.

Sipping sparkling water with lemon on this beautiful sunny day and contemplating a glass of wine a little later...

The title is great and very appropriate.

It appears Nareo is only skilled at weaponry when he is hunting/terrorizing women he has abused. He can hit a woman at 100 yards with a rock but is far less adept at striking and cutting a menacing man not three feet away.

Can we add animal cruelty to Nareo's list of atrocities? That poor animal (calf?) tied up in his yard with its ribs and hip bones protruding was sickening. While I'm blaming Nareo, in all seriousness, I hope someone on the LT crew fed that poor creature.

Dam was magnificent in his beat down of Nareo. Weaponless and fearless. Sigh.

I'll wait to comment further until I read your sure to be sensational recap Madelaine.

Thanking you in advance, Diana
 

Mads--Glad to take you up on the invitation. While we are not lacking in piers and fancy yachts (and houseboats) here in D.C. on the Potomac, we are bereft of red fishing trawlers and hunky long-haired captains. I'll try my best to conjure up a virtual CapDamFab.

Today is just right for fresh ground Mexican Chiapas coffee, toast and ripe-off-the-tree figs in cream, sitting-on-the-porch-feeding birds-and-squirrels weather. That I don't have to conjur up.

A couple of notes on the happenings of last night, while waiting for Madelaine's fishy word-fest...

So Nereo is just going to let Jaz wait tables to get information on Mr. HeavyBrow Federal?

How does this stand-by call-girl business at the bar work, anyway? You'd think some of the male patrons would be seeking a fresh young thing like Jaz out immediately. Yet her only client has been "no-show" Lazaro? Nereo has made a bad investment and he pretty much knows it. At least she knows how to cook and lie.

Poor Esthercita is living in a Cinderella Fantasy World. Her one night stand with Principe DamFab has turned into a big town wedding (although with no rehersal session since Damn that Fab didn't show up), an intimate honeymoon (presumably decorated with candles and rose petals) and a happily ever after. (Granted he will have to shower when he gets home from work every day.)

Then Dam makes his interesting offer, take it or leave it. He cumplirs with his promise to marry her and then he has to take some time off alone, maybe 6 mos (did I hear the time right?).

How many times has Pestercita asked him to tell her he loves her and there is no answer. I guess a little introspection is not in her book. And has he even kissed her since they bedded down? (I'm not counting her lip attacks.)


 

Looking forward to the recap, Mads! :)

Damian sure knows how to fight. I loved the Nereo beatdown. Nereo deserved it!! Lazaro could learn a lot from Damian - like how to defend himself.

So Rosario has a past. Who could Lazaro's father be??

Hernan the new Captain? WTH??
 

Mads--I know it will be worth the wait. You never disappoint.

Diana: I just love your comments! They are always dead on and usually remind me of something I noticed but then forgot (skinny goat!).

Mauricio: iKR? You have GOT to be kidding me that Hernan the fiddler is gonna take on that salty crew.

Can anyone explain to me just where Jaz' sister is? Is she the one who Olinto helped escape to Mex. City? And is Unibrow falling for Jaz or just getting intel?

Anita: I'm loving this weather too! So unusual for us this time of year. And ita about lack of hunky capitans on the Potomac!!!

Katy
 

Mass:
Skylarking sounds wonderful to me. I will attend th party. I feel so lucky, Friends who are great gardener just shared their bounty with me, including some heirloom peaches called' 'Indian Red' oh my they are good. Anita your figs and cream make me want to get on a plane. Smile.

M. We await your recap with glasses in hand.

elna June
 

Katy: We don't know where Jazmin's sister is. The girl who Olinto helped escape was Norma. Norma and Bettina were both bought by Nereo.
 

Thanks for the invitation Mads and look forward to your recap.

Things got crazy for me at the end of the week and I wasn't able to compliment Sylvia and EJ (welcome back!) for their excellent work. Thanks ladies!

Though it was a long time ago when I played the violin, couldn't someone at Televisa show Hernan how to hold the instrument somewhat realistically? It saddens me that the violin is associated with such a creepy guy.

Diana - glad you mentioned the calf. S/he did look sickly and we don't need him/her to suffer to demonstrate Nareo is one of Satan's minions. And Dam's beatdown of him was great!

Mauricio - ITA! Hernan as captain. I dislike how protagonists continue to engage with people who they know are icky. Even without our insider knowledge about Hernan's crazy, Marina should know based on her interactions with him, this man is not a person you want as a friend, not even a distant acquaintance.

 

Karen, sharp observation about Hernan's mishandling of his instrument (ahem...) No surprise that music is another of your many talents and accomplishments.

ITA about the fact Marina continues to associated with Hernan. I'm certainly hoping she comes to her senses. Quickly.

Diana
 

Mads- Looking forward to the recap.

Karen- ITA. Marina was reading Hernan the riot act about kissing her, AGAIN, after she told him not to, and he was totally unrepentant. Then two minutes later, she's letting him take over as captain of her most profitable fishing boat?! QTH? No way will Dam's crew accept that.

By the way, there are other boats, right? No way a whole factory can survive on just the catch of one boat, even if it's really productive. Why the focus on one boat?

I really hope the police dude is just trying to gain Jazmin's trust in order to get info, and isn't really interested in her. Otherwise, eewwww!

 

I have always wondered about that - why is there so much focus on one ship? The packing plant does have to have more than one ship at its service.
 

Vivi:
I also hope the Commandante is after info and not really interested in Jazmin. I agree that it would be Ewww otherwise.
 

Lo siento this is so late! It was so rainy and misty today, a perfect day to skylark (goof off, be lazy, fill in the blank) lol. Please enjoy the recap ; )
 

Thanks, Mads, for a great, funny recap! I loved your song titles; some oldies and goodies!

Vivi: as always we are on the same page. Can't believe Marina chews out Hernan, then unprofessionally takes a confidential work call in front of Dam Fabs sworn enemy and leaves after thanking him for being such a good friend. She needs more (any) friends.

I was pretty disappointed in Marinas character this epi. She is acting like she has no feelings at all. And that whimpering and calling herself a coward after DamFab left doesn't count.

Where the heck is Jaz' sister? I'm starting to think nereo doesn't have her and is just bluffing.

Thanks again, Mads! Love your recaps!

Katy
 

Thanks Mads for this wonderful recap! :)

One small little detail - Did anyone else notice how Commandate Robles ordered a beer and then took one small sip of it and left without even finishing it? LOL

It was so silly how Marina wanted to send Damian to jail for breaking his contract.

I also did not like how Maria took the call with the lawyer in front of Hernan.
 

Hey Mads, thanks for the utterly entertaining recap. I thoroughly enjoyed all the song associations. And since we are talking about skylarking (also a nautical term by the way), let's not forget "Skylark", that lovely song from the '40s.

Hernan, the capitan? Oh I think not. No offense to my handle but that boy's gonna be shark bait if he tries to boss the crew around on the high seas. What a joke. Lazaro is a macho brute compared to Hernan.

Sorry I haven't been around the patio, it's been and continues to be a crazy weekend. More later when I can sit back and enjoy my Dark and Stormy. I haven't had a chance to watch this episode but I look forward to DamFab kicking Nereo's skinny butt.
 

Cap'n Sylvia Sharkbait said: "No offense to my handle but that boy's {Hernan} gonna be shark bait if he tries to boss the crew around on the high seas."
I would add especially if he wears his rainbow of colored trousers, playing the violin when he doesn't get his way. This character has many issues about his masculinity, stemming from his childhood. Not 'capitan' material. I think DamFab will rethink his decision just to prevent this 'galan' from replacing him (although in his towel he has a shot!).
 

thank you, Madelaine, for that snappy recap.

I enjoyed damFab trying to beat the nasty out of Nereo...Is that wrong ?

Remember the book When Bad Things Happen to Good People ? Well, this novela could be renamed. "When Bad People Happen to Good People." There are so many rotten people in this show. Will DamFab get a chance to throttle them all as the show progresses ?
 

Whoops, that last post was me. I am a little sleepy. it's overcast here. Perhaps I should follow Mads lead and do some skylarking today. I love that term, Mads. "Ode to a Skylark". Probably not going to happen because fall semester starts tomorrow , and I still have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep.
 

Mads- I'm so glad you had such a nice day yesterday. It was beautiful here yesterday, but today we have the rain. Thank you for taking the time to give us a great recap.

Susanlynn- Don't feel bad about that scum Nereo getting a beating. It was the highlight of the episode!
 

Susanlynn: Don't feel bad for enjoying Nereo's beatdown because I am sure that we all enjoyed it. I agree that it was the highlight of the episode.
 

Mads...I loved all your musical references. Two of my fav songs.."Going to the Chapel" (I always sing it outloud whenever I hear it) and "Tell It Like It Is." Does anyone know who sang that song before Aaron Neville ?
 

Madelaine: Having your outstanding recap to read and savor completely enhanced an already beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon.

Your intricate details which cover every scene and storyline aspect are awesome. Your humor shone throughout and your song choices superb. This was wonderful.

"(Note to Fully: Sure you want to go into the church? You could explode into a eternal flame, jus' sayin')" and "Herny wants Marina to face her problem head on with her talons out" were a few of my favs..

Dam either wants to "do the right thing" by marrying Ester or he doesn't. He should either commit to her or break it off. That pathetic proposal was beyond demeaning. He should break up with Ester because he doesn't love her, not because a "better offer" "Dam Fab is like are you kidding me, one word from you and I'd dump Ester in a red hot minute!" didn't materialize. He is not galan material now certainly.

Lazaro as captain? "Lazaro is a macho brute compared to Hernan" - yup Sylvia. 'Nuff said.

Susanlynn, I'm with you, Vivi and Mauricio - the beatdown was well deserved and very satisfying...

katy, I'm not sure where little sis is either...I'm hoping since she is out of sight, she might be out of harms way (?)

I was totally baffled by "Fully is in his office having his shoes shined by the only good cop". Why???

Madelaine, thank you again!

Diana
 

Madelaine - Thank you for the fabulous recap! I don't know how I feel at this point about DamFab or Marina. I know they have to make this TN amor drag out, but really, marrying Estercita is truly the wrong move; and I agree with her feeling that is truly a cobarde.

I might really enjoy Herny as El Capitan. Might just be more than he's looking for:)
 

Thank you, Madelaine for a fabulous recap. The song titles were a dynamic touch.
The highlight of this episode aside from DamFab walking down the street in any scene is the Nero beatdown. It's time that that pig gets what he deserves.
 

Thanks so much Y'all for all the kind words. I will make some comments later, but I wanted to answer Susanlynn.

Susanlynn:

Aaron Neville was the first artist to record "Tell It Like It Is". A bunch of artists since, have recorded it, but I think his is the ultimate version. I so love his voice : )
 

Madelaine:
Reading your recap was just plain fun! I felt like I am sitting in a living room with you, eating popcorn and having a drink with you there to tell me all about the characters on La Tempestad.

I absolutely love your musical references, although I only knew about 1/2 of the songs.

Hmmm, Sylvia, I hope you are having fun this super busy weekend. Competition sailing craziness, anyone? Thinking of you.

Hi to Karen!!!

Free advice for Hernan-
Not being a sailor, I cannot imagine how putting around in a power boat (Yacht) prepares you to take a fishing vessel out on the open sea. Hernan, you need to get a reality check from Capitan Sylvia. Fishing is such hard work, it's scary out their in the Gulf of Mexico and besides, you will ruin your manicure.

Elna June
 

Oops, 'scary out there' is what I meant to say in my last post. I do know the difference between 'their" and 'there', I promise.

Guffaw at my own poor writing...

EJ
 

I have missed a week of fabulous recaps and comments so I decided to start here and work my way backwards.

Mads, thanks so much -- as usual, you nailed this episode with your humor, your perfect choice of song titles and your leaning-over-the-back-fence tone. Your recaps are always such fun to read.

Things that struck me about this episode:

-Loved Hernán's pistachio-colored t-shirt. Yummy.

-Loved Lolo's Spanish (as in Spain) accent! Yes, folks, if you get bored ogling DamFab, listen to Lolo's c's and 'z's. (Sorry if you've already discussed this.)

-Loved Hernán as captain! This is plays right into his nefarious plans. Being captain of La Tempestad puts him in the perfect position to destroy it (and probably engineer things so someone else appears to be at blame.)

Plus he'd be thrilled to see the whole empacadora go under since LT is The Only Fishing Boat in the Pueblo (TOFBIP)

[Rumor has it that H has put a bid on the old Versace mansion in Miami with its attached mother-in-law cottage]*

*For those of you who don't know me, I'm making that last part up.

-Finally, loved the way Little E cut short Mayuya with her buzz-kill comments by telling her -- cool it with the "Mayuyeses."


 

NovelaMaven- Thanks for bringing that up because I laughed when Estercita said it. LOL!
 

NovelaMaven:
I loved the Mayuyeses line too. From now on whenever Mayuya makes one of her buzz kill comments I will be calling it a Mayuyese.
 

Thanks for this super-recap, Madelaine. Very funny and the song titles stirred memories for me.

I felt so bad for that little calf. Although recently born calves are never plump, that seemed extreme. A mother cow nearby with a bulging bag would have at least assuaged my concern a bit.

I smiled when the other bad cop attempted to correct don Ful's pronunciation of afrenta. Don F looked a bit perturbed and snapped back, "That's what I said."

I've got the makings of a Dark and Stormy, but decided to enjoy some Shiner Bock Beer in a frosted mug on this warm and steamy afternoon.

Carlos
 

NM: I've been wondering where you've been of late! Hernans pistachio colored tee would fit right in at the Versace mansion. Here's hoping he takes your advice!

I hope Mercedes comes to town soon. I'm getting tired of those typewriter letters that spell "Mexico City" every time we see her. It reminds me of a bad spy movie.

Katy
 

Aaron Neville's (original - 1965) version of "Tell it Like it Is" is the best, IMO, but I also like the Percy Sledge version (1967).
 

Hernan is a weird-looking dude and looks even weirder with that tight, low-cut sweater. His neck looks streeeeetched in it. His creepy grin and bug eyes also lend to his lack of appeal.
 

Skylarking indeed....nautical for what? But yes, the recap was worth waiting for.

Have enjoyed all the comments vis a vis Hernan's qualifications to be the capitan of a fishing boat. He'll probably be offended by the smell not two knots out of port. Hope the crew either quits on him or has to be "christened" by throwing him in the sea.

Wouldn't it be fun to watch the "pirates" attack La Tempestad with him on board? He'd certainly be in a dilemma then.

Diana--Maybe the good cop always obeys order while Valdivia would give Fulgy a hard time about shining shoes.

Sorry, but I didn't catch that Damian was actually going to go on a honeymoon with Esthercita. I thought that was all in her head.

And speaking of Honeymoons--OT:

For all ex-AV watchers (and Susanlynn and Cynderella take note), I finally got around to watching El Gran Final. Haven't read the recaps yet, but TEE HEE, I got a look at that randy old couple on their honeymoon and Mrs. Vikki was always in skirts, long and/or short, while Mrs. Nikki, out hiking, sightseeing, etc., was always wearing pants. P.S. I'm still working on El Clamor Publico #5. There's so much good stuff, I may have to come out with a #6.
 

Mads thanks so much for your recap. I so enjoyed your music references. Glad you were able to enjoy yesterday's nice weather. Ester is such a mess. It seems the writers are setting her up for a bodas interruptus. And with Marina's bad judgement I see her marrying Hernan before disinterested DamFab makes it the altar.

Diana - ITA though DamFab is gorgeous his galan qualities are lacking.

Vivi & Mauricio - I'm really hoping the police dude's concern is only fatherly.

Susanlynn - please don't feel bad about enjoying Nareo's beat down. He's a horrible, potentially murderous thug.

 

Good Morning Y'all and thanks for all your kind words.

Diana:

So agree with you about Nero. I can't stand this guy. I am sooo glad DamFab went and "taught him a lesson" hopefully the lesson sticks. I want Jaz and the other girl to be free of him.

Anita:

The only reason DamFab is marrying Ester is to "save her reputation" and she still doesn't get it. She does live in her own fantasy world. I feel sorry for her, cause she is entitled but being Fully smacks her around and DamFab seems to be the only one that has done anything to protect her so she is running to him to save her. That's my take on it anyway.

Mauricio:

I too wondered about Laz's daddy. I have a hunch but will wait and see who it is ; )

Katy:

I think Commandante Robles is being paternal with Jaz. I really don't think he is a perv. I think he knows what Jaz does for a living and I really believe he wants to save her. We'll have to see. And Jaz's sister, I too wonder if Nero even has her anymore or if something is going on, like she escaped maybe. We will have to see I guess.

Mauricio:

I did notice the beer. It was too funny he did take one sip and leave it. I also didn't like the fact that Marina talked to the lawyer in front of Herny. Bad move on her part. She shouldn't trust him at all.
 

Anita: "I'm still working on El Clamor Publico #5. There's so much good stuff, I may have to come out with a #6a'

Wonderful!! Cannot wait Anita.

Diana



 

OK, I just watched Friday's episode and I've got to say that with the way Tia Becky shops, (picking up everything and sniffing it), I'm surprised she didn't go sniff Dam Fab.

Hey did anyone notice that the macaw in La Guacamaya speaks English? S/He said "cracker", hee. No kidding.

Oh how I loved seeing Dam kick Nereo's backside. As some of you have pointed out Nereo is a true bully in that he pushes around people who are weaker but is a wimp around people who are stronger. But he's a sneaky b**tard and now Dam needs to watch his back.

Yes EJ, I managed to get myself mixed up in the sailing excitement around these parts. It's quite a production and, as you say, completely crazy.
 

Cap'n:

Despite having a busy weekend, I hope you were able to relax with your Dark and Stormy. I knew about the naval term, but not the history ; )

Anon 10:59:

I too hope DamFab rethinks his position and comes back. I don't think he wants Herny to be the Capitancito of his barco : )

Susanlynn:

I so agree with you about that beatdown of Nero. Don't feel guilty he had it coming. You must be a teacher! All my in-laws are teachers, from pre-school (Head Start) to high school : )

Diana:

Poor Toribio, he is the good cop shining Fully's shoes. He isn't the bad cop. I guess it must have been a slow day and Fully had made him his shoe shine boy. I hope in the end Toribio gets a nice job. I agree with you about DamFab and Ester. I think he ought not marry her at all. He doesn't love her and I am sure there is some other way to save her reputation. I think he feels sorry for her.

Anon 1:40:

Agree with you too about Marina and DamFab. I too am anxious to see how Herny handles himself, lol.

TJ:

I too feel that Nero got exactly what he deserved.
 

EJ:

That's how I want people to feel reading my take on the episodes. I want people to relax and have fun. I like your idea of popcorn and a drink ; ) I like what you said about Herny's manicure and I am still laughing : )

NovelaMaven:

So happy to have you back, we've missed you! I missed the Mayuyeses, lol. I too liked Herny's shirt and at least his pants were khaki, lol. I noticed Lolo's accent too. I do like the sound of the "from Spain" Spanish. It is very soft.

Carlos:

I am with you about that calf. The poor little thing. I also missed the afrenta and Don Fully being affronted, lol.

Katy:

Lol'd at your reference to bad spy movies. I too am sick of seeing Mexico City in that typescript. I too want Mercedes to show up in town and tell Marina and DamFab to get a grip ; )

Anon 7:02:

I too like the Percy Sledge version : )

Anon 7:04:

Agree with you about Herny, although I do like the actor ; )

Anita:

The term skylarking was when sailors used to goof off by climbing up the backstays (ropes in the back of a sailboat and slide back down. Now in today's meaning it's goofing off. Ester's honeymoon plans are in her head. DamFab never agreed to them, she made these plans on her own. You are right they are all in her head, lol.

Karen:

I am hoping there is a bodus interruptus with DamFab and Ester. Oh, noes I hope Marina does not marry Herny, the horror. But this is Meija so I wouldn't put it past him : )
 

Now about Herny being the new Capitancito of the Tempestad. He really wouldn't be able to handle it. I agree a yacht Capitan does not a fishing boat Capitan make. I was surprised when Marina announced that. I think the crew, if they are forced to work for Herny, will mutiny and make Herny walk the plank, lol.

I also can't believe that the only boat in Our Lady of the Sea is the sole support of the packing plant. How much seafood does the Tempestad hold? They must have other boats and are just focusing on the Tempestad and it's former hunky Capitancito ; )
 

Mads and others, yes it's completely silly that La Tempestad is the only fishing boat that supports Neptuno. Such malarkey! And didn't I see another fishing boat motoring by in the background when Lolo and Lazaro were talking? I thought there was only one boat and one fish factory in Nuestro Senora. Of course it just makes me laugh.


 

Slightly off-topic but perhaps of interest --

Here is an article on telenovelas that some of you might enjoy:

http://chronicle.com/article/Teaching-Telenovelas/140017/

It appeared last month in The Chronicle of Higher Education and was written by scholar of Latino Culture, Ilan Stavans. Prof. Stavans happens to be the son of 50-year veteran novela actor, Abraham Stavans, so he knows a thing or two about the soft white underbelly of the genre.

I was intrigued to see the same Ilan Stavans quoted in a piece in the New York Times a few days ago in a discussion of law, religious freedom, personal names and culture.

http://tinyurl.com/lpfzzgn

[You may, perhaps, have been following the saga of the Tennessee judge who changed a baby's name from "Messiah" to "Martin" and is now being challenged by the ACLU. It turns out, by the way, that there were 762 babies named "Messiah" in this country last year, putting it between "Scott" and "Jay" in popularity.

Anyway, Prof. Stavans weighs in on all the boys named "Jesús," for example, in the Latino world.

And in the same article, I learned that in the Anglo world, it was considered sacrilegious to name your baby girl "Mary" up until the 12th century.]
 

Wow! Great article NovelaMaven. You should share this on all the other posts too (CI, Telemundo, PEAM, Weekend, QBA)-- I think others would be interested.
 

Glad you enjoyed it, Vivi. Ok, I'll copy and paste the comment with the references.

Don't know if you looked at the Times piece, but I thought it was also fascinating, including some of the reader comments.
 

Mads--Everytime I see you reference Hernan as Herny, I conjure up hernias. Can't help it. May he get one that puts him out of commission soon.

Ester is planning a fancy church wedding; so is mamacita and the Padre. I hope if they go through with it, it is only por civil and maybe a natural disaster causes a bodus interruptus. That way it's not DamFab's fault and he can stop feeling obligated and guilty--and can get a divorcio expres when he needs it.
 

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NovelaMaven- Just read that article on the name, although I have been paying attention to the news stories about it. I tend to agree that the judge overstepped her bounds, and the Jesus example comes to mind. You can only hope that parents really think through the life implications of a name for their child, but many times that just doesn't happen. But unless the name is profanity or lewd, then I think the state should butt out. If the kid is really bugged by it, that's what name changes are for.
 

NM--Thank you for sharing the article. Who knew you read the Chronicle of Higher Education. Who knew there even was one. That shows my own "retired" ignorance.

I especially liked this line (the italics are mine)--but it is obvio Prof. Stavans hasn't studied the Carla Estrada-Monica Miguel collaborations:

"The genre doesn't stress the director's touch either, but seeks a generic look, a basic appeal. Its raw materials are picture-perfect faces and hypersexualized physiques."

About the italicized words. Now we know for sure, from a "reliable source" why we have so many perfectly round stick-em-out bosoms and bottoms in our faces. Somehow, me thinks it has a dual purpose--to titalize (sic) men into watching and to persuade young women they need plastic surgery.
 

NovelaMaven:

Thanks so much for the article and I agree with Vivi about the court case and the judge overstepping her bounds.

Anita:

I had to laugh at your hernia comment cause that's exactly why I nicknamed him Herny. He is a hernia on Marina and DamFab and all those girls he traffics in. I can't wait for the surgery that removes him (the anvil) so to speak ; )
 

Anita- I do read the Chronicle on a regular basis, but my surprise is more about finding an article on telenovelas in it!

I would say the hypersexualized MALE physiques are to titillate the female viewers, no? ;-)

Another thing I thought he got wrong, in addition to the director’s touch: “The acting in these comedias is dull, unpolished, exaggerated. Perhaps the right adjective is mechanical.”

That may be the case for some, particularly the ones that end up being played during the day, but we all know there is some amazing acting happening in many of these tns, despite the scripts. He also speaks about the apuntador, which many producers/directors still use, but many like Carlos Moreno refuse to use. In any case, the actors are so skilled in the use of them, that there isn’t really any noticeable pause in the lines and reactions.

 

Katy:

I think Marina's coldness her defense mechanism. She wants to show a calm, cool face to DamFab when inside she is torn apart. She does love him as much, if not more than he does, but she doesn't want him to know that. Even though she was very cold and furious with him when she was talking to him, as soon as he left she was a puddle of tears.

I know DamFab is a man of his word, but for pity's sake, dump Ester. He is sentencing himself to a life of pain and agony, but then if he hooked up with Marina right away, we wouldn't have this TN, would we?
 

Anita,
It was actually Mr. Maven who brought the article to my attention. I knew the Chronicle existed but it's not exactly sitting on my coffee table.

Vivi and Mads,
Yes, the judge's action was indefensible. Still, some of the examples cited in the article show that the issue isn't always so clearcut.

Take the example of the parents who wanted to change their family name to "ChristIsKing" and who already had a daughter named "Rejoice"; they were also trying to name a son "JesusIsLord." A NY judge ruled against them, saying the names, when read aloud (in court, say) could infringe on the religious freedom of others.)

What can I say? I'm fascinated by names.
 

Vivi,

In any case, the actors are so skilled in the use of them, that there isn’t really any noticeable pause in the lines and reactions.

You're right. Skillful, experienced actors can transcend the limitations of the genre. I HAVE started to notice, however, that often the camera shows only the person speaking even when it might be interesting to see how the other person is reacting. I suspect that at times it is a way for the inexperienced actor to avoid being caught "prepping" instead of reacting.
 

Anita,

there are worse forms of victimization than being titalized by pretty Spanish speaking ladies every evening.

Carlos
 

Agree that Marina shouldn't trust Hernan. But WE know that, she doesn't. Except for his insistence on making her "like" him, she hasn't seen him do or say anything that would cause her mistrust.

Just how is Dam marrying Ester going to save her reputation? The whole town heard her proclaim how she went after him and seduced HIM. Now instead of seeing her as the mayor's daughter married to the ship captain, they'll see her for what she is - the slutty spoiled brat who forced the drunk captain to marry her. Yeah, that'll really clean up her and her daddy's reputation! Damian is stupid for going along with it.
 

Just imagine the poor children stuck with those ridiculous names, life is hard enough. Gwyneth Paltrow naming that poor child Apple. Your probably have to be 18 to get your name changed. I thought the TN judge was way out of line though.
 

Not religious, but I once had a friend whose last name was Barr. Her and her husband named their daughter Candace (nickname: Candy)!
 

I missed this blog!!! and my novelas I am glad to be back!!!
 

I forgot I gave this google to my son. My name is Kris Hansen angeldawnkris :)
https://www.facebook.com/angeldawnkris
 

NovelaMaven: Just read the article. Thank you!

Very interesting. However, I respectfully disagree that "The acting in these comedias is dull, unpolished, exaggerated. Perhaps the right adjective is mechanical". I see far better acting in TNs than in some of the prime time shows on the "major" networks.

Mechanical? I see fire and passion.

I guess it's all in the eyes of the beholder.

Diana
 

Madelaine - Great recap. It was fun getting caught up.

NovelaMaven - Thanks for the interesting article.

I reject "mechanical" too. Some of the performances on TNs are brilliant. The acting runs the gamut, just as in the rest of TV and film. Perhaps, the writer was speaking of the impactada? Anyhoo, many TN actors are very versatile.
 

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