Caray, Caray!

UA--Great list. Thank you for the screen shots and reminders of their crimes.

However, if you are going to include alienation of affection and stalking, me thinks you ought to include El Coloso.

Thank you for NOT including Lt. Curtis for sexual harassment.

I guess there's no legally defined crime for smothering and passive-agressive mothers. We had a doozy in this tn with Amalia.

I would reserve some sort of punishment for the Producer (who shall remain nameless) for having allowed this to unravel into navel fluff from a well-knitted beginning.

Ruben--He's the one who needs to podrir en la carcel. He needs to have recordings of Maria & JA singing piped into his cell 24/7.

Giuliano--Padrino needs to kill him, very slowly.

El Padrino--He won't get caught. He'll live a little longer to spend his money on shoes, capes and hats, cigars, wine (but I never saw him with a woman). Some young hot shot will shoot him while dining in a restaurant and take over his operation.

Elvira--It needs to be proved she put the wax on the stage. So far she's in the clear for that and the other crimes. Only Mirna is privy to grand larceny and Elvira has managed to shut her up. Prison would not be enough punishment, although she'd whine about it. I'd rather see her poor, hair cut short, no manicures and work to barely afford a room over the Other Bar. She can share it with the Televisa rats. However, I don't think Lourdes would permit it. Dang, I guess prison would have to be it.

Mirna Reynoso Somehow, I don't feel strongly about any punishment for her. Maybe her hair goes white and her large fake bosoms spring leaks, get infected and she has to undergo major surgery to have them removed--and she can't have any more. She'll spend the rest of her life flat-chested.

Concho - Restitution financially to the Mendoza family, divide what's left of the bar with Susanito, Maria (Amalia) and Elvira, but Elvira's portion is forfeited. He ends up having to work behind the bar at the Other Bar (you know, the one where JA stayed for awhile). His tax bill is such that he never finishes paying back the Government.

 

What Anita said! YIKES!!! I could NOT say it any better than Anita. Agree Colosso need some form of punishment for how he has treated Rod and Gloria and his constant buttinsky ways with the Helicopter known as Amalia.

Anita, I am DYING laughing at the leaking boob comment. I think it would be perfect, just perfect. :))

Fatima
 

Pretty good Anita. I personally think that Ruben and OJ will face off and one will kill the other. There is bad blood over the Maria thing and I think both of them wanted to move up in the GF"s eyes.

I believe the GF will kill the one who remains standing since both of them have botched everything they touched.

The GF should be prosecuted under US Federal RICO laws but will probably get a pass in the story since he has only played a somewhat minor part as the puppet master.

Mirna - she is an embezzler who stupidly lost her ill gotten goods so there is no proof she did anything wrong. She will just age out and get fat and end up working at the Other Bar mopping up.

Elvira has committed several crimes, the most serious being the wax job. While no one saw her do the deed Mirna knew and I recall Ana overhearing something but not the whole story. In any event Elvira's finger prints would be on the can of wax and no one in their right mind would think she actually used it on the floor. She is also a dim bulb so she'll get caught and be sent to prison where her nails will be a mess, her bleach job will grow out and she'll be the target of everyone else.

Concho will end up alone and broke. He already admits that he only own a quarter of the bar, the Mendozas and Sue will get their share, Lourdes will kick him to the cub and get his share. He can go back to working as a bartender at the Other Bar where the owner has no great love for him.

Coloso's punishment will be the loss forever of his chiquita but he does deserve some payback for the misery he caused Roddy and Gloria. However since PM is playing the part some hot chick will arrive at the JTNR and he will find his OTL.
 

Decie Girl, Good job! I like it! :))
 

The writers will probably kill Ruben although I think he deserves Life Without Parole in solitary confinement.

Giuliano will probably die and that is fitting.

Elvira should end up in prison and trying to convince herself that Orange is the New Black. That's what I think the writers will do to her as well.

Mirna will probably turn on Elvira again and end up not suffering for her actions. I think she deserves some jail time, though.

El Padrino -- unless he kills somebody before the finale -- should do prison time in the US. I see him as a celebrity prisoner in Club Fed teaching the prison kitchen staff how to make proper tomato sauce.

Concho should end up broke, per previous comments.

Oscar needs to suffer some ordeal before the end to earn a full redemption. He's not truly a villain and I seriously doubt that Pablo will ever play one.

But he needs a shave.
 

Urban, in TOTAL agreement that PM needs a shave. I'm sorry. Maybe I am missing the boat here, but I look at that horrible shadow he is sporting and I find NOTHING sexy about it at all.

I'll take Juan Soler and his million buck smile and freshly shaven look any day of the week!!

Fatima
 

Pablo's haircut bothers me, too. I prefer him to have it longer and slicked back, like on his early album covers.

I've met him and he is gorgeous in person, like a fairy tale prince, clean-shaven and with the right hair.
 

Fatima--
I'll take Juan Soler, too. He looks great in Marido en Alquiler. I'm disappointed that the new "luke" for men is this 10 o'clock shadow with just the mouth showing through. Whether dark haired or blonde, I don't care for it, but that's just me.
 

Addendum on Elvira: Due to her attempts at seducing Santos, she also deserves to be disfigured. That could happen either in a fire, an accident, or she gets acid thrown in her face (although the only person whom I can see doing that is Mirna).

Giuliano killed Bruno with a weapon Bruno gave him as a gift, so he deserves some fancy, ironic end for that one.

I neglected to mention Lorena and the thug whom she hired to attack Maria. Neither of them have been mentioned in ages, so I suspect that the writers have dropped the ball here. Or the actress is unavailable to come back for the two or three episodes needed to resolve that one.
 

Urban, I didn't remember that about the Orange Julius. I'll bet that it will play into his demise somehow (but only if the writers are smart enough to remember that bit of info).

Anita, amiga! Isn't Juan Soler just a doll?! Have I mentioned that to you lately?! :))

Fatima
 

There was a flashback to the birthday. Santos was present and can testify to it.
 

The Kops know that OJ bought the gun for Bruno's birthday and I seem to remember Justo telling them they were all there when OJ presented the big, expensive fancy gun to his cousin. I'm still feeling he'll meet his end at Ruben's hand probably with that gun he seems so fond of lately. That would also be interesting as it is the gun that killed Fabnot and that would tie both murders back to our sleazeball lawyer.
 

How about any karmageddeon for Vanessa and her bitchy trio? Expulsion? Humiliation? ANYONE?
 

Yep Vainessa needs a dose of reality and expulsion, humiliation might be the wake up call the spoiled brat needs however she and her dirty tricks clique seem to have fallen off the radar.
 

They definitely did or I would have included them.

Vainessa needs to get a serious reality check. Maybe an accident that puts her out of action for a while (which should have happened to Elvirus with all her drunk driving).
 

Also those creepy old people who kidnapped Roddy should come back and get karma'de.