Thursday, October 17, 2013
La Tempestad Capitulo 58, Wed 10/16/13 - I will revenge my injuries: if I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear...*
Claudio shows up at the club. He’s an old pal of Mercedes, looking dapper. She’s thrilled to see him, kisses and hugs. He says she looks melancholy as always.
Wait for it...
Now Where's My Eye Patch?
Now Where's My Bot Babe?
NO! Not OK!!
Marina tells Hernan she’s sure Dam would want to be with her. Hernan says if he cared then he would be by her side NOW. (Even though he doesn’t know she’s pregnant, he’s already stopped by, and she’s told him to keep away. Right.) He fills her head with poison and says he’ll always be by her side to offer protection and give a name to her son, OK?
Back in RLayDee Fully overhears Lu talking to Padre T. They go into the church and Fully wonders what’s up. Later Fully gets all up in Padre T's face so the Padre tells him to repent before it’s too late. He knows a lot of things about Fully that he didn’t hear in confession and Fully shouldn’t be surprised if one day Padre T speaks against him. Fully thought bubbles it might be time for Padre T to hook up with Madre E in the clouds.
Say a Little Prayer for Me
Damn, that traffic jam, how I hate to be late
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The bathtub referenced were hilarious.
OMG-DamCanIJustRipThatLeatherJacketOffYouNow- I laughed so hard that I'm crying.
The interaction between Jose and Becky is wonderful. He has her number. I love it.
Percy- bwhahaha! Now where's my eye patch- priceless.
Marcario's voice with Darth Vader thrown in - so true.
Fully was very busy on the missing episode. From what I saw, Delfina is a goner. Fully is a one man exterminator. Fully and ShutupRosy are tal para cual, they both relish in planning demises. How dare she tries to get rid of her future grand. Beyotch!!
TJ - They cheated us because Padre T is a goner (and Delfi too as an addendum). Why hasn't Fully offed ShutUpRosy? Enquiring minds want to know. Calgon take her away!!
Loved, "A faux gasp goes up in the patio, then lots of snickering because you now we just KNEW it when she fainted."
I missed the lobo lampaearado comment, but I think the phrase is I am a lone wolf.
Or it could be I am a chandelier wolf.
Not sure. This is why I don't recap.
Team loser is right. I'm not sorry they cut out the sex scenes with Herny and Ursy. I hate when they cut out plot twists. I guess Ursy has no loyalties. Loved your description of her "scuttling" into the church, you just know the best way to say things!
What was with Ernie's 1798 peg leg? Maybe they could give him an eye patch too and we can have talk like a pirate day again, AARG. Good remark about the carbon fiber. Ah, now I'm seeing your comment with the eye patch, I'll bet the whole patio was picturing Long John Silver.
Did anyone else love how Pester reacted to seeing Blas? Busted!
"but tries to maintain in front of Laz who is obviously not a lip reader" and "The patio prescribes a ConFab with DamFab" were among my favorites but "Nopis, he says, it’s love. She smiles" had me sighing. Ahhh, love...Jose has looked very hawt lately and am hoping Uni will leave their scissors sheathed and their future scenes uncut.
Mercedes may have planted a tiny seed of doubt in Dam's mind, but it's obvious he wants the child and loves him already. If it does turn out to be Ernesto's, Damwon'tgiveadamn.
Was a tad surprised that Bea took Marina's news so well. Finally, some support. Hernan? No, didn't take it well at all. Looked as though someone punched him in the stomach. A highlight of the evening.
So now Fully is going to kill the Padre AND Delfina? Perhaps we should get the scorecard out to keep track of this lowlife, on the verge of being a serial killer.
Pester. Be afraid. Be very afraid! Ernesto is beyond enraged and his fury will be unabated once he discovers his son is missing. Let's hope he targets Hernan first and foremost.
Emarie, yes, Ernie's "prosthetic" left much to be desired. Exactly what century are we in?
Sylvia, thanks again. This was excellent.
Diana
Not liking Marina at the moment. Why must all leading ladies hide their pregnancy from the galan? Ugh. So annoying. So Marina doesn't want the PesterBaby to be without a father but she feels its ok to leave her OWN baby without a father. Doesn't make any sense at all.
Ok, Marina better not be thinking about letting Hernan be the father of her child...please no.
The return of Claudio was the highlight of the night. Was surprised to find out that Mercedes and Claudio are old pals. I'm loving the idea of DamFab working for Claudio. Yes it is better than working for Hernan. Umm I know the perfect candidate that is worthy of Claudio's fortune.
Padre T and Delfina better watch their backs. Not liking where this is going. And yes why doesn't Fully off ShutUpRosy? Doesn't make any sense.
Lucia looked so bummed when she found Laz made the decision to go to the naval academy. I feel bad for her and don't want her to left alone in the house with ShutUpRosy.
So Dam is off to rescue the baby. And Ursula is getting more involved with Team Loser. She looked so funny scuttling inside the church.
I got the impression that Damián looked a bit suspicious when he heard Macario's voice in the taxi, but I'm guessing that nothing will come of that.
How gallant of Hernán to offer to give Damián's baby his name.
It seems strange to me that no one is more curious about where Estercita has been and what she's been up to for the last nine months.
Carlos
So...Ernasty has lost a leg. Will he keep on losing body parts like the villain in Pasion until he finally loses his head ? We can only hope so because he is such a nasty piece of work.
I got a kick out of Pester's vague description of her beloved bebe. What a selfish, uncaring witch.
I also enjoyed the new dam adjective regarding the leather jacket.
And good old reliable Jose is always on the job. What a great guy to have in your corner.
Ursullied just keeps sinking to lower and lower depths. there isn't enough bubble bath in the world to wash away those two dirty birds,
How considerate of you to watch on tv and online to fill us in on what we missed. I can't think of how much time that must have taken!
Loved: "Didn't know I loved leather" and "OMGHe's inALeatherJacketNow!" Sooooo funny!
Mercedes missed one KEY bit of info in her better late than never news to Dam: She forgot to tell him the Pest was MARRIED to Ernesto. He introduced her as "His Mujer" who was 10 months pregnant. She just casually said "she was with a man..." FRUSTRATING!
And Mauricio, ditto to everything you said about Marina. They are making her character so unlikeable right now. She went to Hernan's house to check out his remote control cuz she suspected him of blowing up her boyfriend, and yet she happily tells Hernan her baby news BEFORE DamFab. And when the psycho tells her not to tell Dam, she's all "I wasn't going to". That whole convo. made me soooo uncomfortable.
I also agree that Claudio's appearance was highlight of the night. So Dam's dream about being rich was a foreshadowing of when he will undoubtedly inherit Claudio's fortune (not a spoiler--just my wild guess!)
Thanks, Cap'n!
Carlos and Mauricio, I don't know what is worse. That Hernan offered to give the baby a name or that Marina would give even a moment's consideration to such an idea. Both thoughts make me nauseous. Another generation of Fabre's to cause rage and jealousy...Ack.
Katy, good point. Why didn't Mercedes reveal Ester and Ernesto were married? But then again, I think the priest dissolved the marriage. It's very confusing...
Diana
I'm glad to be spared the visual of the Ursula/Hernan scenes. Thanks for small mercies, Univision!
And thank you, Sylvia, for filling in some of the gaps.
- Having Claudio back is a nice surprise. hopefully, he leaves part of his wealth to DamPobrecito.
- what is up with MacarioCature's look? the penciled eyebrows, wig???
- ok, NOW I am totally hating Hernan. it's one thing to be messing with Dam/Mar, but now he's also messing with the fates of the babies. I am outraged.
My favorite segment (other than hearing about the sweet deleted José/Becky scene, was when you said that Mariana was
" expecting a DamBaby" (that just cracked me up for some reason)
and
[Hernan] is "a few notches below thrilled". (loved the way you said that)
Sounds like ANOTHER ANNOYING EPISODE. Must be the season because C.I. and P.E.A.M. are also extremely annoying right now.
BUT...we learned a new phrase..lobo lampearado. So 'twas not time wasted.
Oh, and fab title. Who needs Shakespeare when you've got Frankenstein. Works for me.
Thank you! Loved this - wheres my eye patch, and, what - he can't afford carbon fiber! HA!
Loved everything!
I must say - Marina has gotten and gone past MY last nerve - like you said Mauricio. It is just all so absurd!!! Does anyone know where I can get a beanie?? You guys keep mentioning these.... and I need one.
And Hernan...dear god, I can.not.stand.him! So....I guess that speaks to his acting skills, eh?
Also, I have to hold my hand up in front of the screen when Marcario (the elf - thanks again Capn) is on screen because he is so bloody REEDiculous. He creeps me out, totally!
Wow, what a rant! sorry all...
it's just a telenovela Ana,it's just a telenovela Ana... I keep saying.
Seeing Claudio made me smile - bigtime, and the fact that he and Mercedes (perhaps my favorite character - other than DamFab - who is also annyoing me at the moment) know each other is perfect.
I guess there is also Jose (Fabuloso) and Becky (Fabulosa) so...all is not lost.
I just need that beanie....
Ana
(thanks for tolerating my rant - all:-)
Mauricio - and yes, pretty duh of Mar to be ok for her bebe to be w/o a dad. que the heck?
Ana...do not get the type of beanie Marcario is wearing. You need an official Caraycaray telenovela beanie .
Susanlynn...we had a clearing about 4:30 yesterday after hours of rain, but this sky is sullen and appears quite ready to last for all eternity. We in Ohio are mostly tough; those who are not take double doses of Prozac and Zoloft to get them through our winters.
Hey, speaking of drugs, did you all read about those experiments that show Oreo cookies (or any high-fat, high-sugar food) are as addictive as cocaine. I believe it. I just about hear a bell go off in my brain when I eat one of those things.
Carlos, one scene that I didn't include was Delfina asking Pester exactly what she'd been up to while she was gone. Delfina mentioned her concerns to Padre T who, I am guessing, won't be much help. So mom, at least, is wondering what Pester was doing while she was gone. She, too, might not be wondering for long. We'll see.
JudyB, Frankenstein is actually one of my favorite novels. I did my orals on it when I graduated from college. Young wife challenges famous husband that she can write a better horror story than he...and she does! What's not to love?
Agree with all who see Marina as acting a bit weird. I'm starting to feel like if she's going to give up on Damian every time something comes up, maybe he's better off with somebody else....like maybe Magda. But really, I'd like to see Marina and DamFab make it especially since they have a child on the way. If Marina marries Hernan to give the baby a father, that will be it for me with her.
No words to express the loathing I feel for Hernan, and yes, I think it says a lot about his acting skills. Ursula is treading on dangerous waters. Just hope she's a step ahead of it all. I don't really despise her for some reason. Can't quite figure out why yet...lol
ShutUpRosy needs to go and fast. I'm shocked that the ceiling of the church doesn't fall on her head when she enters. What a hypocrite!
I agree with you, Carlos, that it's surprising people aren't wondering where Estercita was and what happened to her. Doesn't make sense.
As annoying a character as Estercita is, I really enjoy Laura Carmine's portrayal of her. I think she's comedic.
And DamFab, I would think you'd be a little more suspicious that this baby is not yours....
I have never been an Oreo fan, but I like dark chocolate which they are now reporting is actually good for you in SMALL quantities. I am slightly addicted to potato chips (hey! I grew up on a potato farm) , so I can never have them in the house.
Marta, ITA about the great acting by Ivan Sanchez and Laura Carmine. I am like Pavlov's dog when they start playing Hernan's music; I want to cover my eyes.
Susanlynn, I'm with you amiga. Don't like Oreos, love potato chips. (Also dark chocolate!)
"Ernesto acts like they had to cut off Little Pervy instead and I ain’t talking about the bebe."
That cracked me up. Ernie is bad bad bad. But I wish it had been someone else *cough Hernan* who had lost a body part.
"Ernie’s doc brings him a wooden leg. He’s a mafia don, he can’t afford carbon fiber?"
The peg leg made me laugh out loud. Poor Ernie...NOT.
"Oooooh, they’re so dirty they head off to the bathtub. Someone’s gonna make bubbles tonight! (No, I don’t mean farting in the tub.)"
Let's just hope they only made bubbles and not a surprise coming in 9 months. I'd hate to see their spawn. And yes they DID spend so much time on the bubble bath sex. No more bubble baths with these two please.
"DamCanIJustRipThatJacketOffYouNow"
I loved this DamName.
"Embarazada? Doc prescribes vitamins. The patio prescribes a ConFab with DamFab."
Loved ConFab and yes that is what Marina needs.
"It’s something he’s been thinking about he's looking for someone who is worthy to inherit all his fortune, dot dot dot. "
*connects the dots*
P.s. Sooo..Claudio has a lot of money. I cannot remember why he was in prison . Was it because he STOLE a lot of money?
And - I agree that a Magda/DamFab combo would not be all bad:-)
Add me to the list of those missing Mags. At least she's got good reason for her troubles. But Marina telling the man whom she knows hates Damian about Damian's baby in her oven and not planning to tell Damian is stupidíssimo. Maybe if I hadn’t believed all that blah-blah-blah from Mercedes and Bea about what a sharp cookie Mariana is, I wouldn’t have taken it so hard.
ana
What a thorough recap and a fun one too. I am so cranky with Marina right now; she has entered the stupid phase that is so typical of protagonistas.
I am liking Bea much more but Mercedes entitlement and ego are really showing, aren't they.
Pervy Ernie is great as one of the deadlier sort of sadistic pirates. No Johnny Depp here at all. The wooden leg absolutely cracks me up.
Thanks so much, Sylvia, for this entertaining recap. Our show is turning into a hot mess but your wit and fine writing shine, as always.
EJ
Team Good will need resources to fight Ernesto and the Mafia.
Whether he appears in dapper outfits or a priest's cassock, Rene Casados is still my telenovio.
Judy, I am so sorry about your weather. I have 'SAD' so prolonged dark and gloomy conditions reduce me to a pile of warm jello. I feel guilty enjoying our Indian summer with daytime degrees in the high 70's and cool nights. No wonder it is so stinkin' expensive to live here in California. I guess we are paying for (generally) good weather. Funny, I never thought of it that way...
Best to you!
EJ
When I was 8 years old we lived in Monrovia, CA in a rented house. Big ol' rambling place with a huge barn, between two orange groves. We also had a lemon tree and an AVOCADO tree in the backyard. I could have cared less. We had moved there from a crappy old town in PA (Towanda) but I loved the place. Hilly with lots of snow. Perfect for a 6 to 7 year old. I thought California was WEIRD. I'm sure I'd love it know but it's too far away from my children and grandchildren to even consider.
JudyB - I know Monrovia very well. I live to towns west of there.
So is he saying he's managed to avoid getting snagged and having kids? Or that he's been single so long he's set in his ways and not interested in a relationship? Or that he was affected by being in prison? All of the above and more? He said it like he was a bit of a scamp.
PabloV is going to research it further if he has time and get back to us.
Un venado lampareado is a "deer in the headlights" and the dicho Venado lampareado es difícil de cazar" refers to the law that you're not supposed to hunt (i.e. poach) deer at night because they freeze in the light.
Thanks to Susanlynn, JudyB, PabloV, Julia and the others who participated in figuring out this mystery. It's fun to learn!!!
Some of my favorite lines were:
"...sounds like Macario with a little bit of Darth Vadar thrown in."
"Claudio visits Mercy and can't wait to talk to DamBusy."
"Mercy gives Dam lots of cash that she happens to have in her desk. Thank goodness Alicia didn't know about it."
Those were just a few of the lines that I enjoyed. The last one about Alicia made me LOL.
Mauricio, I totally agree with you, and many others, about not liking Marina at the moment. I hate the fact that she is sacrificing herself and her bebe. I think that the writers do this so show how noble the character is. They did the same thing on Triumfo del Amor, where Ma. Desamparada also sacrificed herself, while being preggers, for the sake of the other bebe. I just hope that DamBornToBeAFather finds out sooner than later that Marina is embarazada with HIS bebe.
I was happy to see Claudio back. Susanlynn, I can't remember why he was in jail either. I think when he was asked, he did not want to talk about it. It looks like Claudio will be able to help DamLooksGoodAllTheTime. That makes me happy, because Dam won't have to take orders from Herny anymore. (Well, as far as work is concerned)
Speaking of Herny, I was not happy that Marina told him she was embarazada, but I LOVED the look on his face! LOL!!!!
Gotta go back to work folks...See you manana.
Katy -- I was only speculating about Ernie's assets being frozen. Nothing has been said about it in the show.
AuntyAnn -- Yes. I remember MD hiding her pregnancy on TDA. It seems that ALL leading ladies hide their pregnancies on TNs. It has got to be the most annoying TN cliche ever.
I have seen the episode we were talking about, and according to the context, what Claudio is saying is:
I have been around the block...
Been there, done that.
Yo ya soy un lobo muuuuy lampareado!
Like saying, muuuy corrido, muuuy paseado. ''muuy'' like in the tooo much sense. Very, very much ;-)
Anytime, I am here next board (PEAM).
Rene Casados at his best in La Madrastra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DqnRjoI818
I don't think he is running ''scared'', better avoiding juárever commitment because he likes the way he lives. Why ruining it?
Same old and same stupid choices. I cannot relate to characters. It's lala-land, repetitive and boring.
Even DamFine and WWP kind of lost their magic. :(
I stopped watching La Stupistad every night but still reading recaps.
Thank you for fun and the snark.
1) Thank you Pablo and others for helping out with what Claudio said. So much meaning in such a little "muy". It seems so simple but I was completely baffled. You guys rock!!
2) vita, I'm missing your haikus. In fact I almost posted earlier that I am going through a vita haiku withdrawal. Just sayin'.
I had this feeling while watching last nights episode that Claudio might take an interest in Bea. Again, it was just a feeling.
Marea Primavera
I oblige.
On watching TN:
In the evenings
I find peace and remote control
One is useless
Geriatric Erny
Lost left leg in a fight
He is all right now
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