Caray, Caray!

Ok, confession time, I don't watch the show. I read the recaps, and I watch the episodes I recap but I can't make myself watch without wanting to cry, last night my sister joined me in watching this and fun times were had by all. This will be a short recap because really nothing happened, there was no Mariano, no Gisela and no Lorenza.

Now to the recap:

Blanca and Agustin are hanging out at kidnap central, she wants to know when he will set her free, and he makes excuses, he kisses her and she thinks this is gross, she's only going along in order to be reunited with her daughter, Miss. Kitty. Will she be able to fake this affection for Agustin long term? She better be, cause no one is looking for her.


Now to Esmeralda, she has decided to stay in the institute to try and get better, she has left her kids and loved ones behind and the only thing that worries me is that she trusts Pablo with the kids, yeah, those kids are doomed. At the institute Esmeralda meets a new friend who is angry at the whole world cause she can't walk. Esmeralda gives her the Susie Sunshine treatment and tells her to cheer up and not give up. I kinda wanna smack her, people should be able to feel depressed when something bad happens to them. At any rate new wheelchair girl takes the words to heart and Esmeralda has a new friend, hey at least they can roll through life together *snickers*

Silencioso and the rest of the gang are going to visit Esmeralda at the institute but she calls them and asks them not to come, Silencioso shares the news and says he will respect Esmeraldas wishes, just then Pablo walks in and says that they can't allow her to stay at the clinic, they need to find a way to rescue her. The.fuck. Did she convert to Scientology? He is afraid that if she stays there she will forget about him.

So check this, he is not worried about her isolating herself because she is depressed, nor is he worried about her not getting the medical treatment she needs, nope, he is worried that she will forget him. Not her father, or mother or children, but him.

Eli:"yeah cause I guess now she'll get amnesia"
Emmy (Eli's sister): She has amnesia?!
Eli:"No, I'm just saying, he's acting like she will suddenly get it"
Emmy:"oh, don't confuse me, the last thing that she needs is an un-diagnosed illness"

Fast forward to Pablo standing outside the clinic where he muses that it is an odd place full of weird people that scare him. My sisters reaction?

"Is he retarded? He did not just say that, he did not just say that" Oh, but he did. By this point I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt,  Jarocha also visits the clinic and just stands outside like a creeper. My sister wonders how long Esmeralda has been gone for, my reply "eh, probably a day"

Elsewhere, Garabato tries to make amends with Dona Rita, he tells her he never turned Ines in and that he is trying to make something of himself. She tells him all the schooling in the world won't help him because he is a looser and a good for nothing waste of space.

This dashes Garabatos hopes and he drops out of school, he tells Centavito and the other guy that school is not for him and that he will never get ahead, but tells them that they should not give up because they have potential. The emotional scene ends with a bro hug.

Emmy:"where are those guys going?"
Eli:"school"
Emmy:"No, seriously"
Eli:"no, really, they are going to school"
Emmy:"Damn, I thought they were going off to war"

And then I laughed and laughed.

At the jail Ines gets into it with a girl named Aguacata, like avocados in Spanish, I wish they would leave that lovely fruit out of this. The girl straight up punches Ines in the face and when Ines tells her to bring it they get caught by a warden who gives Ines the chance to tell on her fellow prisoner. Ines knows that snitches get stitches and end up in ditches, so she clams up and says they were just discussing the daily schedule.

Rita and her loyal companion come to visit Ines and after a failed attempt manage to get in, Rita continues to talk trash about Garabato and Ines tells her that Garabato wanted to get clean and leave the gang behind, that he in fact tried to get her to quit her criminal ways but that she refused and that she is in the pokey only because of her mistakes, she got a second chanced and she blew it. Did you guys know that Rita brought Ines some chorizo and egg tortas? Well she did. Ines hugs her grandmother and then walks away:

Emmy:"hey, don't forget your tortas!"
Ines faints
Emmy:"what happened?"
Eli:"I think she fainted"
Emmy:"see, she probably fainted because she forgot her tortas"

At the clinic of doom:

Everyone visits Esmeralda- and she never even asks about Fela by the way, and they try to convince her to come home, but she stands her ground and I'll spare you the details because it's the same thing we have heard a million times in just this episode alone:Pablo wants her to come home, he's jealous and scared that she will forget him, she tells him that won't happen, they kiss.

Doctor hottie talks to his buddy and he confesses that he loves Esmeralda, Virginia over hears this conversation and later tells him that Esmeralda and Pablo love each other and that he will only get hurt if he continues to harbor feelings for her.

Okay, doctor hot stuff and Pablo meet but I swear to you guys I have no idea what the point of the conversation was or what was said, and I'm a Mexican whose native language is Spanish!

From the previews it looks like they are setting up Cordova to be the male baddie of this story.

And finally I'll save the best for last:

Emmy, upon seeing doctor hottie: "he's a doctor?"
Eli:"yep"
Emmy:"How is he a doctor, wait, he's not a surgeon is he?!"

Repeat with me "Oh, the fuckery"

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