Wednesday, August 31, 2016
Tres Veces Ana #85 - Tres Veces Conditions, and the Further Postponed Mission
Color Guide:
*Recall in Red
*Reader Reactions in Blue
*Recall in Red
*Reader Reactions in Blue
*Spanish Lingo in Green
*Name Key at bottom of the Recap
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| She wears crocodile on her feet and in her eyes |
We return back to the scene when AnaLet confesses being with child during the burial of what she thought were Marcelo's remains. Marcelo calls her a liar. (Viewerville nods in agreement, either that or she’s got a case of Rosemary’s Baby). She starts whimpering on about how she was devastated and couldn’t sleep, eat, or breathe (Damn, and she still survived). He’s hesitant, but inquires if she lost it. She nods, she did everything she could to save what she had left of him, a baby born out of love (or infidelity, Viewerville yells!). He’s not sure if he believes her but she doesn’t care, she doesn’t want him to touch her or try to console her. He’s the first one to know because she never spoke of it to anyone. But since he doubts her so much, he can talk to her gyno since he should still have it on record. At this he has a flashback:
He’s driving with Alfredo to San Nicholas to confront Soledad. They hope Ev doesn’t find out or he’d interfere with their investigation. To change the subject, Alfie asks how things are going in Marc’s matrimonio. She’s still distant and upset. Alfie remarks about a pharmacy package that Martinez intercepted of hers, it was a pregnancy test.
AnaLet remarks that if it’s true what he’s telling her about Evilisto trying to kill him, then he’s also responsible for the death of her spawn. Marc plans to make him pay (probably with interest). He wants to go inside and expose all of his lies, including the return of AnaLu back home. But AnaLet won’t allow it, she refuses to have her sister return as his mistress. The family may not know anything, but it’ll be ever present in her own mind. She can’t pretend AnaLu doesn’t exist, and thanks to him they can’t have the joyful reunion they had hoped for, because her own sister is the maldita mujer (cursed woman) that’s stealing all his love from her. We see AnaLu climbing the silks and performing drops (Hmm, this maldita mujer is much tougher than you think).
Marcelo defends AnaLu; giving the lowdown on her part in the play “How I Met Your Lover”, and how by the time Santi discovered the missing parts of the script, it was too late to go back. AnaLet is clear only on the fact that he left her bed to go into her sister's, he was messing with them both and now she’s disgusted by him. Marcelo isn’t perturbed by this, because he’s well aware that when AnaLu finds out, she won’t forgive him either. And once he plants her back in her family tree, he plans to vanish from both of their lives, definitivamente. AnaLet has other plans, they won’t talk to anyone until they solve everything that’s happened. He concurs. But she has 3 conditions he needs to comply with in order for her abue to have the reconciliation she hopes for. He has to follow all of them verbatim. (Um, why is she in a position to be making demands?)
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| Ana Leticia's dark shadow looms |
Marcelo defends AnaLu; giving the lowdown on her part in the play “How I Met Your Lover”, and how by the time Santi discovered the missing parts of the script, it was too late to go back. AnaLet is clear only on the fact that he left her bed to go into her sister's, he was messing with them both and now she’s disgusted by him. Marcelo isn’t perturbed by this, because he’s well aware that when AnaLu finds out, she won’t forgive him either. And once he plants her back in her family tree, he plans to vanish from both of their lives, definitivamente. AnaLet has other plans, they won’t talk to anyone until they solve everything that’s happened. He concurs. But she has 3 conditions he needs to comply with in order for her abue to have the reconciliation she hopes for. He has to follow all of them verbatim. (Um, why is she in a position to be making demands?)
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| Oh sure, and would you like fries with that? |
Evilisto is in the living room showing his certificate of integrity from the Montessori College of Mentiroso. No one finds this suspicious, they skip the fine print & give their stamp of approval. According to Marc, he’s a good buddy & according to AnaLet, all things are possible in Telenovela Land. Ernestina also agrees. So does Llora. (Viewerville is checking off a list titled “Idiotos Cándidos”). Ram wants them all to shut up and just let the man talk. But Llora’s wig is on too tight and doesn’t hear, she asks Marcelo if he remembers the name of the missing girl he was investigating. He doesn’t. Llora plays a round of “Call Out a Random Name”. Luisa, Gilda…. Evilisto is bored, “Sofia” he says. They all yell Yahtzee.
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| When family meetings require a dress code |
Ev tells them that he used this lead to pick up where Marc left off. AnaLet says that Ram also used the lead and found a girl who had died around the same time that AnaLu went missing. Ram says the lead went nowhere (Ok, guessing Sole's house is nowhere then). Erne wants to know what this has to do with her grandbaby. Evil says it was a girl that was cremated after being found wounded near a river. He discovered that Sofia and AnaLu were about the same age, and they are in fact, the same person. He’s sorry to say it, but the girl is dead. AnaLet acts as if she figured as much. Tears are falling, and denials are cried with consternation. Llora skips out. Leo follows behind. Ram gives Evil the evil eye.
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| 3 Lie Detectors + 1 Detective = Un4tunate Events |
Ram then looks over and asks Marcelo why he won’t let the cat out of the bag? Marc’s got nada to say, he’s just sad to hear the news. And you, AnaLiar? Just that her abue’s sorrow breaks her heart, she suggests he go check on Llora of Perpetual Tears. Ram and his elbow patches leave. Erne is confused, she was expecting good news. Marc’s all “Me too. Gee, I’m so glad Ev is here to help with my memory”. Ev shrugs “Samesies ya’ll, but it is what it is”. AnaLet gives the acting performance of her life by consoling Erne, while Marc gives her the stare down.
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| No consolation without their consolation prize |
Tio Marrano is the only practical one left, and asks for the preubas (proof) in the pudding. Evilisto whips out the autopsy report and death certificate from the Misleading Morgue of Maldad. Erne wonders about the bracelet, Ram even checked that it was authentic. Ev figures since Ram got it via extortion, it’s probably not real and made by very detailed con artists. Erne can’t handle it. (Neither can we, Viewerville prays to the telenovela gods to "deliver us from Evilristo”). Tio walks her to her room, but tells Mr. Evil Guerra to not leave yet. AnaLet’s all “I was right all along, what a pity”. Evil is smiling, well, evily.
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| The boys take turns grading Ev's paper |
Ch(arlat)ana is in Sole and AnaLu’s room telling them how much she missed them. There are no rooms left in the pension, but they offer their room. Sole suggests AnaLu can stay in her bed, so Chana can sleep in AnaLu’s (Dear Abby, my clingy mom has finally pushed me over the edge …of both mind & bed). AnaLu scraps the letter and just decides to sleep on the sofa instead. Solebad puts away the bed chains she had prepared. Chana says she has her own place, but finally concedes to stay with them. AnaLu leaves to check on that sofa. Sole tells Charlatana that she trusts her and they're besties forever. Chana cuts her off "–yea, yea, yea, cut the bull, what do you want?” Sole inquires about her connection with Devilristo. Chana confesses she’s known him for years. They ping-pong between “You never told me” and “You never asked”. He asked her to watch over the two of them. Sole realizes that she got played like a cello from behind. They were never friends, they were just a job to her. Chana disagrees, she’s always been loyal and honest but Sole was the one who lied to her. Sole calls bull, saying she always knew her secret and even goes as far as calling her a charlatana with her so-called tarot and palm reading business. Chana tells her to cut it out (ya párale), it's the truth, she didn’t know anything except that she was his stepdaughter who he cares dearly for. Sole counters that it was Chana who got lied to, because that man doesn’t give a fig about anyone. Chana admits he’s got a dark side, but it didn’t rot his whole heart. Soulless, speaking as an expert, says he has no heart or soul. Chana declares that he needs Sole, and his end is very close. But Sole thinks the Guerra is a Gato with nine lives. And although he did mention his sickness to her, she's not moved as everyone's headed to an end. The charlatana divulges that it’s a different end for him because she read his coffee cup. Before it's over, Evilisto will pay for all the suffering he’s caused.
Leonora tries to turn off the faucet, but Llora’s plumbing is very delicate. Ram comes into her room with his toolbelt, and asks Leo to exit & let him work his magic. Ram is all “Calm down woman, it’s a frickin’ lie”. Llora is confuzzled. Ram confides that neither he nor Marc trust the bozo downstairs. Llora goes “But that integrity certificate looked legit”. Plus Marcelo assured them of his reliability. Ram says “Sure, trust the guy that got his memories jacked". Well, the truth is his memories all came back, but he’s just pretending for now. That Evilisto bastard only knows how to manipulate. Llora worries about AnaLu, alone without them. Ram promises her that he and Marc will restore her sister back to them when the time comes. He’ll even consider giving AnaLu a wedding invitation to their nuptials. Llora is down with that, and hugs her Rameo.
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| Oh Sole, it's so funny when you talk creepy! |
Leonora tries to turn off the faucet, but Llora’s plumbing is very delicate. Ram comes into her room with his toolbelt, and asks Leo to exit & let him work his magic. Ram is all “Calm down woman, it’s a frickin’ lie”. Llora is confuzzled. Ram confides that neither he nor Marc trust the bozo downstairs. Llora goes “But that integrity certificate looked legit”. Plus Marcelo assured them of his reliability. Ram says “Sure, trust the guy that got his memories jacked". Well, the truth is his memories all came back, but he’s just pretending for now. That Evilisto bastard only knows how to manipulate. Llora worries about AnaLu, alone without them. Ram promises her that he and Marc will restore her sister back to them when the time comes. He’ll even consider giving AnaLu a wedding invitation to their nuptials. Llora is down with that, and hugs her Rameo.
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| Chill babe, Rameo is here to patch you up ;) |
Ev is outside and is joined by Marc. He wants thanks for doing Marc a big favor. Marc looks like he’s about to spit. Ev waxes poetic on how AnaLu had a good life with Sole, she never lacked anything and was happy –until Santi crossed her path. He continues that they both know she doesn’t deserve to find out he’s married to her kin. Marc’s now back with his wife, his people, and should leave the situation in peace. Marc’s all “If you say so”. Ev thinks for her sake, he should leave her alone, especially Solebad. Marc’s lit up at her name and won’t rest until AnaLu is returned to her rightful place. And he’ll have Ev watch with his own eyes, as he tears Sole apart to pieces (Ver con tus propios ojos, cómo la hago pedazos). Once that’s done, he’ll kill him. Evilisto cackles. He likes the taxista better. Marc says he knows Ev manipulates Santi, but him? Never. (That’s b/c AnaLeticia’s riding horseback & has you in her reigns, dummy). For Ev, at least Santi came to understand that Sole doesn’t deserve the cruelty Marc has in mind for her. “You can cross it off (podrás tacharla) all you like, but my daughter has always been an excellent madre to that girl”. Marc insists Ev knows she’s a babynapper (secuestradora), otherwise why kill him to keep her out of jail. Back then, Ev felt he had no choice and hopes Marc won’t put him in that position again, but Marc dares him to try because he promises the outcome will be different this time. (Viewerville looks at Ev’s gorilla hands and Marc’s prissy mullet-tail while scratching their head).
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| A Mexican Standoff |
Marc is curious about why Ev lied about AnaLet hiring him for murder. Evilisto laughs at this “You know what? Deep down, I admire Mrs. Salvaterra. She’s very clever at having you convinced of her innocence”. (She’s not clever, he’s just menso denso). Marc doesn’t think she’d kill her baby daddy. Ev warns he has no idea what she’s capable of –even if the pregnancy was true, how can he be sure it’s his. “Your sweet innocent wife took advantage of your absence to pay a hotel visit to Daniel Escarcega, te acuerdas?” Marcelo wants to know what he’s up to with this whole charade. Ev just wants a truce, they have a common interest in protecting AnaLu. If Marc truly loved her, then he’ll make sure AnaLet never learns the truth or else she’ll kill AnaLu. To make Marc understand how far she’ll go, he asks if he remembers the look on Jennifer’s face at the construction site. “You were unknowingly observing the work of your wife. The next woman you hold while giving her last breath …could be Ana Lucia”. Marc doesn’t believe it, why would she hurt Jennifer. Ev doesn’t have any evidence, but he knows she was in Costa Paraiso that day and she paid him good money. Marc learns she used Danny as her cash mule and figures that it was him that ordered his murder, he had all the resources & motive to do it. Marc concludes that there’s no proof of her guilt, blah blah blah. (Viewerville slaps their tv screen, Baboso!). All Ev cares about is that AnaLet never finds out her sis is alive, or Santi’s lover ….even if it means eliminating all risks. “In this moment?”, Marc challenges. Yes, Ev would kill her with his own hands before letting her get to AnaLu.
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| Just measuring your collar, buddy |
Marc doesn’t like the threats, and proposes killing Ev right now. Ev retorts “And I, you.” Marc is a constant problem, but he’s only still alive because Ev needs the key to that security box. Ev has outlived his loved ones, and only has Sole & AnaLu left. He’ll protect them above all. He makes Marc swear that AnaLet doesn’t know anything. Marc lies and says that to her it’s a relief to find out AnaLu died. Ev hopes it’s true. He adds one more thing: Tell Ramiro to stop playing detective, for his own sake. Advise him to keep his mouth shut (tight-lipped = boca cerradita)…for good.
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| Through the Looking Glass |
Tio Marrano busts AnaLet spying at the window. She jumps and just says she’s wondering why Marc & Mr. Guerra are talking so long. Tio sits her down and asks her how she’s really feeling, assuming she's just being strong. AnaLet runs with it, and claims to feel hurt but that finally knowing AnaLu is dead gives her peace. Tio adds they should all move forward united. AnaLet interjects “Yea, until Viri calls and you’re off running”. He responds that his priorities haven’t changed, but everyone had put their lives on hold when the accident happened, but now it’s time to close this chapter and start living again. He asks her how things are going with Marc, inquiring if they’re headed for divorce. She bites back that she won’t leave the path open (el camino libre) for that infeliz (poor she-devil) who’s waiting on it. Even when he couldn’t remember his name, Marc didn’t forget their love. “And with my bad luck, he’s beginning to recall other things.” She prefers Marc didn’t remember, since she made many mistakes. Tio understands this perfectly himself. Marc even begged her for her forgiveness, and swore not to return to that chick (esa tipa). But her forgiveness comes at a high price. Tio suspects she intends to make him suffer. AnaLet asserts, “Yes, you have no idea”.
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| Dammit Tio, don't encourage her! |
Just then, Marc comes in to let Tio know Ev is waiting for him. AnaLet wants to know what Tio needs to talk about. Tio responds “None ya business” and peaces out. He approaches Ev and says he’d like to discuss a matter they left pending. (Sigh, the omnipresence of this man is unbe-freakin-lievable). We’re back inside where AnaLet can’t wait for Ev to leave. Marc plans to take a bath and change, AnaLet agrees since he looks terrible (Ah, the banter of a loving couple).
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| Just measuring your collar, sweety |
Marc explains he’s been up for 24 hours and his head hurts. AnaLet, our little drug pusher, offers him a bottle of pills she keeps in her drawer. But Marc refuses as he has a lot of things to do. She asks if he’s going out. He asks if she’s got a problem. Nope, she doesn’t care so long as he keeps his pants fastened (pantalones abrochados). She reminds him of her 3 conditions...
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| Remember, your IQ is this many now |
The first, she says with a caress, is that he never returns to her sister’s bed. The second is that he pretends their marriage is perfect. He cuts her off, he’ll comply with them all since he plans to stay by her side until everything is settled. Now he throws in his own caress, saying he wants her close –because then he’ll be able to watch her every move, until he figures out what she’s planning. Once he returns AnaLu to the house, he’ll disappear from both their lives completely.
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| Mano a mano, dos inhumanos |
He heads upstairs and Leo comes down to tell AnaLet that Erne has calmed down, and how sad this news was for Erne after 20 years of holding out hope. AnaLet thinks it’s for the best, it’s time to they all put the past to rest. Marc is in his room admiring AnaLet’s handiwork with the mirror. He gets a pain in his membrane, and sees his reflection split in two. He starts to bleed from his nose, as he collapses to the ground.
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| Eek she's right, I DO look terrible |
~Banananananananana
Hola Patio Peeps!
Comment below & enjoy the discussion, while I give my keyboard alotta heavy percussion, about this turkey of an episode filled w/ dialogue stuffin', and sides of visual mash & editorial buffin'. Hope you came hungry ;)
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I updated the blog and saw 15 drafts, and accidentally deleted the one with the comments. I feel SO horrible right now. I can't even finish editing.... :(
Yeah...I think I just got deleted. Loved the recap with the many colors and your pointed question about whyinhell does Ana Leticia get to make any demands. So sorry about the deletion but Stuff Happens. I've had many a disaster when I was a recapper. Hang in there!
Yeah, there seems to be a bug in blogger where it creates extra drafts when you try to edit your post. :-( All of my comments today were random complaints about all the chit-chat and how you should ignore everything that a liar tells you, because even when they're telling the truth they're just trying to manipulate you.
New comments:
"Solebad puts away the bed chains she had prepared." Bwahahaha... why bother to use real chains when she has perfectly good psychological chains?
Also: it's rather comical, how both Marc and Tio had to have conversations with Evaristo. Not to mention that everyone in that room except Llora (and maybe Leonor?) have had dealings with him before. You'd think that more people would be suspicious of one another, what with all these private conversations.
So... we never heard AnaLet's third condition, did we? I bet it's a lulu, so to speak...
Thank you, Ana Banananana.
New comments:
"Solebad puts away the bed chains she had prepared." Bwahahaha... why bother to use real chains when she has perfectly good psychological chains?
Also: it's rather comical, how both Marc and Tio had to have conversations with Evaristo. Not to mention that everyone in that room except Llora (and maybe Leonor?) have had dealings with him before. You'd think that more people would be suspicious of one another, what with all these private conversations.
So... we never heard AnaLet's third condition, did we? I bet it's a lulu, so to speak...
Thank you, Ana Banananana.
There's a way to retrieve the deleted blog according to Google, but I don't think I have the permissions. Sorry guys...
Anna- The recap was awesome! The bit about AnaLu sleeping with Sol was hilarious. :)
No worries about the accidental deletion. As Julie noted, recently Blogger has had this bug where it creates duplicates when you go in to edit. It's annoying.
No worries about the accidental deletion. As Julie noted, recently Blogger has had this bug where it creates duplicates when you go in to edit. It's annoying.
Thanks guys, but I didn't even get to read your comments :/ There were 16 from you, I think. The post should be cached in google's archives and I can get it back if anybody has the URL for the deleted post. I don't have a web history of it b/c my browser was incognito at the time
I really can't understand the logic of Santi going along with AnaLet (and Ram too) to allow Ev to lie and keep the AnaLu secret. A dead fetus, you say? So what! What's that got to do with the present? Why does Santi have to apologize to AnaLet and appease her? The writers dropped the ball here. They can't even come up with any real reasons anymore for all these people to be keeping the secret. The only people who have a real reason to keep there mouths shut are AnaLet, Evaristo, and Soledad. AnaLet doesn't want the competition. Soledad doesn't want to "lose" AnaLu or go to jail. Evaristo doesn't want Soledad to go to jail.
Loved the recap, Ana! All of our "pearls of wisdom" being lost is a hoot! I loved this episode because it was Evaristo heavy. I was disappointed Chana was not staying with him! That would have been anothrr hoot!
No worries Ana, we were all just moaning and whining. The usual.
Your recap however was AMAZING!!!. This was a challenge taking a break in my office and not sounding crazy giggling away. I can't even quote all the perfect lines, though I am partial to
"Llora of perpetual tears". I felt like I just fast tracked back to grade school catchism and listening to the list of saints.
Yeah, I really want to hear AnaLoon's 3rd request: I'm wondering if it's kill EvilEye? he knows all and as long as he's around, her secrets aren't safe. either that, or if SanMar does have his own fortune, he signs it all over to her. She'll need it to invest in some designer straight jackets. Or they have some really cool padded wall decor you can buy...seriously, I've seen the online catalogs.
Your recap however was AMAZING!!!. This was a challenge taking a break in my office and not sounding crazy giggling away. I can't even quote all the perfect lines, though I am partial to
"Llora of perpetual tears". I felt like I just fast tracked back to grade school catchism and listening to the list of saints.
Yeah, I really want to hear AnaLoon's 3rd request: I'm wondering if it's kill EvilEye? he knows all and as long as he's around, her secrets aren't safe. either that, or if SanMar does have his own fortune, he signs it all over to her. She'll need it to invest in some designer straight jackets. Or they have some really cool padded wall decor you can buy...seriously, I've seen the online catalogs.
Anna Thank you for the most fantastic recap!!! Absolutely loved it! Your reader comments were spot on!
"Dear Abby, my clingy mom has finally pushed me over the edge …of both mind & bed" Yes! I felt so bad for AnaLu in that scene, Solebad really seemed desperate and creepy. Evilristo may right about Sole being a good mother but that has changed with Sole holding Ana Lu back from doing what she wants to do with her life now that she's an adult.
Also liked "How I met your lover" and "Llora of perpetual tears" has me chuckling still.
"Ram comes into her room with his toolbelt, and asks Leo to exit & let him work his magic." Had me giggling and wishing Ram would work his magic on me ;)
Great work!!!
"Dear Abby, my clingy mom has finally pushed me over the edge …of both mind & bed" Yes! I felt so bad for AnaLu in that scene, Solebad really seemed desperate and creepy. Evilristo may right about Sole being a good mother but that has changed with Sole holding Ana Lu back from doing what she wants to do with her life now that she's an adult.
Also liked "How I met your lover" and "Llora of perpetual tears" has me chuckling still.
"Ram comes into her room with his toolbelt, and asks Leo to exit & let him work his magic." Had me giggling and wishing Ram would work his magic on me ;)
Great work!!!
Oh Anna, thank you mucho times for this clever gem. I forgot that I forgot half of it. Love your..."gorilla hands and Marc’s prissy mullet-tail"
My original comment:
Dios Mio ! Was there anything else in this episode other than the loving , touching Father-Son-ish chat in the garden? Evaristo and Marc were bone chilling, I saw the rest of the show, but didn’t pay attention. I do remember AnaLetMeMeMe cajoling Marky Marc. She should be somebody’s campaign manager. Hell, maybe just run herself.
Our hero Marky Marc recently wanted to grind up his wife and mix her with Fido’s breakfast, now he will kill Evilisto if he beats him to the punch and kills her first? HUH? So now Marky Marc is under the influence of the “Su bebe” pixie dust? That dam old amnesia just won’t leave Marc alone. He has forgotten? that AnaLet not only hired Evaristo to kill him, but also when he turned up alive she tried it herself with her little car? I thought ‘Nookie to die for’ was a common phrase before her. HUH?
Evaristo appears to be the only one who truly sees AnaLetme(drinkyourblood) for the cold blooded psycho killer she is. I view his “protecting AnaLucy” as the reason for all his evil with a jaundiced eye. It sounds good, but just doesn’t pass the sniff test. There has to be a money angle in there somewhere. And Evilisto had to clue in our amnesiac super hero in that his delicate little a-miscarryin wifey-poo killed Jennie. HUH?
I liked Evil calling Rambo ‘Ramirito’, IE: get the kid off my ass or I’ll kill him. Yikes.
Ya know, being a rich, handsome playboy, TioIncest has bound to have had honeys all over him before. So why in Bejeezus does he not smell a Rat when SobrinaIncest is slithering all over him like an alleycat in heat? I just don’t get these Spanish guys.
Did any of the dire warnings from Mr. Evil sink in to what’s left of Marky Marc’s little brain? Is he beginning to see how diabolical she is? The maddening thing with the Evilistos and AnaLetMes is that they mix a couple tiny morsels of truth in with all their lies as camouflage. Very clever. Then you have to sort through it and figure out which is which. AAaarrrrgh. It is so much easier ‘if their lips are moving, they’re lying’.
My original comment:
Dios Mio ! Was there anything else in this episode other than the loving , touching Father-Son-ish chat in the garden? Evaristo and Marc were bone chilling, I saw the rest of the show, but didn’t pay attention. I do remember AnaLetMeMeMe cajoling Marky Marc. She should be somebody’s campaign manager. Hell, maybe just run herself.
Our hero Marky Marc recently wanted to grind up his wife and mix her with Fido’s breakfast, now he will kill Evilisto if he beats him to the punch and kills her first? HUH? So now Marky Marc is under the influence of the “Su bebe” pixie dust? That dam old amnesia just won’t leave Marc alone. He has forgotten? that AnaLet not only hired Evaristo to kill him, but also when he turned up alive she tried it herself with her little car? I thought ‘Nookie to die for’ was a common phrase before her. HUH?
Evaristo appears to be the only one who truly sees AnaLetme(drinkyourblood) for the cold blooded psycho killer she is. I view his “protecting AnaLucy” as the reason for all his evil with a jaundiced eye. It sounds good, but just doesn’t pass the sniff test. There has to be a money angle in there somewhere. And Evilisto had to clue in our amnesiac super hero in that his delicate little a-miscarryin wifey-poo killed Jennie. HUH?
I liked Evil calling Rambo ‘Ramirito’, IE: get the kid off my ass or I’ll kill him. Yikes.
Ya know, being a rich, handsome playboy, TioIncest has bound to have had honeys all over him before. So why in Bejeezus does he not smell a Rat when SobrinaIncest is slithering all over him like an alleycat in heat? I just don’t get these Spanish guys.
Did any of the dire warnings from Mr. Evil sink in to what’s left of Marky Marc’s little brain? Is he beginning to see how diabolical she is? The maddening thing with the Evilistos and AnaLetMes is that they mix a couple tiny morsels of truth in with all their lies as camouflage. Very clever. Then you have to sort through it and figure out which is which. AAaarrrrgh. It is so much easier ‘if their lips are moving, they’re lying’.
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: Wednesday, August 31, 2016 at 4:40:00 PM EDT
: Wednesday, August 31, 2016 at 4:40:00 PM EDT
Thanks, Anna. Great job. Um, why is she in a position to be making demands? -- Amen to that! Llora of perpetual tears was one of my favorites too.
Found myself rooting for Ev in his faceoff with Marcelo. At least Ev is trying to protect AnaLucia, no matter what his reasons are. And Marcelo was too stupid for words in this episode. Hair gel gone to his brain?
Found myself rooting for Ev in his faceoff with Marcelo. At least Ev is trying to protect AnaLucia, no matter what his reasons are. And Marcelo was too stupid for words in this episode. Hair gel gone to his brain?
Thank you Anna for your wonderfully entertaining recap! So my comments were deleted, oh well. But I did want to discuss about Ramiro. Do you think he will let the cat out of the bag and tell Ana Llora that her sister is alive? Maybe they can do a clandestine meeting together. But out there in Telenovela land, people like "Evilristo" are always lurking, aren't they? These evil ones seem to be omnipresent, which is so irritating! I want Evilristo to DIE. He says he's sick, so why don't they just finish him off so we can get on with the rest of the story, LOL....
Anna: "Plants her back in her family tree." Yikes, I'm not sure there is room for another squirrel in that tree.
Permalink posted by : Wednesday, August 31, 2016 at 5:29:00 PM EDT
: Wednesday, August 31, 2016 at 5:29:00 PM EDT
Cynthia - I was wondering the same thing about Ramiro. Now that he knows he can't count on Marcelo to honor his agreement with Santi, he should tell Ana Llora. But the problem with telling her is she trusts AnaLe, and I can see Llora letting the cat out of the bag even if Ramiro gets her to swear she won't tell.
Forgot to say: If AnaLe knows Llora knows, she'd be closer to killing AnaLu because she's not sharing with anybody.
Niecie, that's a big problem because Ana Llora probably is so naively loyal to Ana Le, she wouldn't be able to keep a secret. She lets Ana LeMeMe get away with a lot.
Just threw up the screenshots. Was still down about it you guys, then I read your comments and I'm lightening up a bit. No biggie, lesson here is to take my time when doing recaps, I was just afraid I accidentally blew up the feed & wanted to delete the extras fast. I'm glad some of you remembered what you said & I'm happy you guys enjoyed the recap despite my snafu. Gonna respond to your comments & then grab a bite of food....
I had professed my undying love of our recapper, I thought that was why they disappeared.
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Permalink posted by : Wednesday, August 31, 2016 at 6:54:00 PM EDT
: Wednesday, August 31, 2016 at 6:54:00 PM EDT
Y'know what? The last 2 days of projects were a bit nerve-wracking and this is supposed be my day with my patio peeps, so I'm now bright eyed- and mushy-tailed for you all. Btw, the Dear Abby joke was an homage to the Dear Prudence link that Urban posted in #82
JudyB StuffHappens needs to be my license plate, it's so like me for this to happen but it helps to know every recappers been there :)
Julie I agree, but idk if Marc thinks of her as a liar anymore. She threw all these gold bricks at him until one made it's mark. Seems the word "baby" is a wildcard in Telenovela land. The psychological chains are loosening up, so you can see Sole's desperation in trying to stay close to AnaLu. Hahaha @ lulu, took me a sec to get the joke.
Vivi I think we're starting to see how he was able to stand her for the time they were dating & married. It's simple: He's a dummy. Are there no worthy galans left? I was so glad he checked her on her lies, only for him to be swindled by her not even 5 minutes into it.
Jarifa I'm glad you think it's a hoot. I didn't see the humor, but seeing you guys let stuff roll off your back makes me want to fruit-roll up with you all!
Daisy Ooh I bet you're right. That might be what Chana was alluding to, he's going to suffer something fierce! LMBO @ straight-jacket catalogs. Now, I have to look!
Lily Thanks amiga, you're always one of the best cheerleaders on here.
Anon4:40 When are you going to start signing off w/ one of the aliases I gave you? NovelaChistosa or DivertidaDiva. Pick one! Anyhow, you had me dying. You're so like me, I copy-paste everything I type b/c sh*t happens! LMBO @ evil w/ a jaundiced eye. And I'm so w/ you chica on how naive all the males are, except Ramirito & Inaki of course.
Niecie Me too, everytime Ev laughed in Marc's face, I was giddy! And yes, it's either the hair gel or over-sniffing AnaLet's perfume, the fumes have gone to his brain. I agree w/ both you & Cynthia about Llora's slip of the mouth being an issue.
Cynthia Sorry hun, I'll make it up to you with some ice cream or something when we finally meet! I actually think we need Evil a little longer b/c he's the only one aside from Ram who is interested in AnaLu's safety. For Marc, she's just unfinished business...and for AnaLet, she's finished period.
Steve Yes, probably the only one who needs to die, and probably the last one who will.
Julie Aww, I feel like a well-fed kitty *purrs*
Anon6:54 LOOOL, I bet the recapping gods felt like there was too much love on that blog & struck it down before I could see it. I'm sure I'd have gotten too full on the love & I don't edit too well while in a food coma :P
JudyB StuffHappens needs to be my license plate, it's so like me for this to happen but it helps to know every recappers been there :)
Julie I agree, but idk if Marc thinks of her as a liar anymore. She threw all these gold bricks at him until one made it's mark. Seems the word "baby" is a wildcard in Telenovela land. The psychological chains are loosening up, so you can see Sole's desperation in trying to stay close to AnaLu. Hahaha @ lulu, took me a sec to get the joke.
Vivi I think we're starting to see how he was able to stand her for the time they were dating & married. It's simple: He's a dummy. Are there no worthy galans left? I was so glad he checked her on her lies, only for him to be swindled by her not even 5 minutes into it.
Jarifa I'm glad you think it's a hoot. I didn't see the humor, but seeing you guys let stuff roll off your back makes me want to fruit-roll up with you all!
Daisy Ooh I bet you're right. That might be what Chana was alluding to, he's going to suffer something fierce! LMBO @ straight-jacket catalogs. Now, I have to look!
Lily Thanks amiga, you're always one of the best cheerleaders on here.
Anon4:40 When are you going to start signing off w/ one of the aliases I gave you? NovelaChistosa or DivertidaDiva. Pick one! Anyhow, you had me dying. You're so like me, I copy-paste everything I type b/c sh*t happens! LMBO @ evil w/ a jaundiced eye. And I'm so w/ you chica on how naive all the males are, except Ramirito & Inaki of course.
Niecie Me too, everytime Ev laughed in Marc's face, I was giddy! And yes, it's either the hair gel or over-sniffing AnaLet's perfume, the fumes have gone to his brain. I agree w/ both you & Cynthia about Llora's slip of the mouth being an issue.
Cynthia Sorry hun, I'll make it up to you with some ice cream or something when we finally meet! I actually think we need Evil a little longer b/c he's the only one aside from Ram who is interested in AnaLu's safety. For Marc, she's just unfinished business...and for AnaLet, she's finished period.
Steve Yes, probably the only one who needs to die, and probably the last one who will.
Julie Aww, I feel like a well-fed kitty *purrs*
Anon6:54 LOOOL, I bet the recapping gods felt like there was too much love on that blog & struck it down before I could see it. I'm sure I'd have gotten too full on the love & I don't edit too well while in a food coma :P
Thanks for the recap, Anna. I have to say it was not the most exciting episode, made even less exciting by Marcelo almost buying all of these Ana Let lies, and I just couldn't keep my finger off the fast forward button. Reading your recap however, was not only essential, but highly entertaining and is definitely putting me in the TVA mood for tonight!
Some of my favorite lines that were fantastic:
Um, why is she in a position to be making demands?
Montessori College of Mentiroso
Llora plays a round of “Call Out a Random Name”. Luisa, Gilda…. Evilisto is bored, “Sofia” he says. They all yell Yahtzee.
She’s not clever, he’s just menso denso
Also really liking Evilisto's new nickname ;)
On the episode I mostly have one comment: Marcelo really needs to meet Ev's shovel again and see if that wouldn't knock some sense into him. Let's review: His wife asked him for divorce, did not want her sister found, had a lover, and he was told paid to assassinate him. Fast forward, and three years later he is so desperate to believe in her innocence that he ignores the fact that she was cheating when she reveals her miscarriage (I am sure her amante was sterile, that's plausible). He is told all these facts by Ramiro and Evaristo even - and while we applaud not believing people blindly in TNs, on the other hand - how blind can one be??? Actually, forget I asked that - that dude was married to her and doesn't even notice her oh-so-appropriate affinity for Mariano. Neither Santi, nor Marcelo deserve Ana Lu. They should both split Ana Le on conjugal visits in prison.
Some of my favorite lines that were fantastic:
Um, why is she in a position to be making demands?
Montessori College of Mentiroso
Llora plays a round of “Call Out a Random Name”. Luisa, Gilda…. Evilisto is bored, “Sofia” he says. They all yell Yahtzee.
She’s not clever, he’s just menso denso
Also really liking Evilisto's new nickname ;)
On the episode I mostly have one comment: Marcelo really needs to meet Ev's shovel again and see if that wouldn't knock some sense into him. Let's review: His wife asked him for divorce, did not want her sister found, had a lover, and he was told paid to assassinate him. Fast forward, and three years later he is so desperate to believe in her innocence that he ignores the fact that she was cheating when she reveals her miscarriage (I am sure her amante was sterile, that's plausible). He is told all these facts by Ramiro and Evaristo even - and while we applaud not believing people blindly in TNs, on the other hand - how blind can one be??? Actually, forget I asked that - that dude was married to her and doesn't even notice her oh-so-appropriate affinity for Mariano. Neither Santi, nor Marcelo deserve Ana Lu. They should both split Ana Le on conjugal visits in prison.
Ria Read the first line & already LMBO @ meet Ev's shovel again and see if that wouldn't knock some sense into him. You said it, hermanita! Ok just finished the rest & you're hilarious, I so agree! Lol @ Dan being sterile, living w/ a ghoul can do that to you. And I'm w/ you on the severe ceguera of the TN characters. No beanie, no matter how tight, could make me buy their obtuseness. Bahahaha on conjugal visits! You totally hit the nail on the head, if only SantMarc were the target.
We are so consumed with the task of returning AnaLuc to her tree that we (I at least) almost forget about the dam BOX. So long as each has a hidden key, neither can kill the other, as both keys are required.
WHAT'S IN THE FRIPPIN BOX BOYS?
Oooodles of money? To easy
Both them drunk and kissing? It is a TN
Captain smedley's Map to the Tootsie Rolls?
I challenge you two scholars to devise a plan to find the other's key, then kill him.
The live one gets to open the box.
TOA
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WHAT'S IN THE FRIPPIN BOX BOYS?
Oooodles of money? To easy
Both them drunk and kissing? It is a TN
Captain smedley's Map to the Tootsie Rolls?
I challenge you two scholars to devise a plan to find the other's key, then kill him.
The live one gets to open the box.
TOA
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: Wednesday, August 31, 2016 at 7:50:00 PM EDT
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