Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Vino el Amor #41; December 28, 2016: Who’s been Sleeping in my Bed, Deceits, and Broken Hearts
Labels: vino
1.) Not surprised that Carito is working with Perla, Mark & Juan in the illegal smuggling.
2.) Susan fell into the big trap just like that! Not surprised that Tano got arrested & likely about to get deported!
3.) Leon & Sonia in another date night ? Fast Forward!
4.) Lillian's ever-growing thirst for power is making her untouchable!
5.) Miguel & Luciana: BORING!
6.) Graciela & David going to Mexico with FerBrat & Bobby not surprising.
Susan was a total maroon for going to Juan. I actually am looking forward to Tano dumping her for Fer whenever that inevitably happens.
I'm kind of on board with Gracie and the send Bobby to boarding school already thing. The bully storyline bores me.
Luciana had a lot of nerve to be jealous of new wine girl especially considering the previous scene she shared with David. I am looking forward to Miguel dumping her for Erica whenever that inevitably happens, and then Luci and David can go stomp off grumpily forever into the vineyard sunset.
A few TNs back we had a big discussion about how smell is such a big deal in Spanish TNs. Here we go again. I immediately though of that when sonia was purring and sniffing last night. Sometimes those fruit chicks are fun. Leon should have gone with the flow and he could have been caught WITH sonia slleping it of in Bosses bed.
Gracie does have that 'Goat Eyes' blank stare down. Whenn she looked at David after he mentioned casually that the kids are coming along, I heard BWaaahhht.
The Tanito case is a frippin stretch. An even bigger stretch is the 'The sky is falling' reaction from everyone. As many criminal...er actors as are in Calif there MUST be a half million bail bonds. Aaaarrrrgh.
I am looking for the San Andreas fault to break them off and float them ALL back to Mexico one day while Bobby is safe at school.
With you and all of you concerning the Tano case. My attorney head nearly explodes during these TN's and try to stay out of it. Here we have a cocktail of TN, Mexican and a feeble interpretation of California law. I'll stick to one point and Kirby already mentioned. Bail Bondsman. Also don't understand why moptop hasn't been arrested yet but this isn't my biggest issue. I never want to watch a Tano episode again. I don't care for the character and think it's stoopid he is the object of affection of a 17 year old bosses daughter and a 30 some odd professional. Now Susan has decided she loves the featherweight and willing to capitulate and forfeit hundreds of thousands of dollars. Just wait till Fernanda finds out.
And, now we have the bitch and stomp Luciana doll leaking saline torn between two lovers. Oh, I thought the embrace between David and Luciana really awkward and weird with a hotness factor of NOPE.
Bobby might actually be better off in a boarding school, but Spain is half a planet away from California. He would feel absolutely rejected, which is probably what Gracie and Lillian want. At the very least neither of them would care. However, David would put the kibosh on that and Luciana would lose her strongest advocate.
Sonia is nuttier than a fruitcake. She's dressing Leon up in clothes that remind her of David in some vainglorious effort to transfer what she thinks she feels for David to someone else and Leon happens to be the most convenient target. Of course, nobody else realizes this because Sonia hasn't admitted her crush on David to anyone. This will require repeat incidents for anyone to catch on since nobody else in this episode has witnessed how she behaves around David. His absence (if this trip happens) will do her good.
This whole business about Tano and a court case is total bullshit. All states grant no-fault divorces but that does not exclude normal grounds for divorce. According to this site there are grounds for divorce and Susan's situation more than meets the criteria. I don't remember how long ago she separated from Mark, but a judge should be laughing at this situation.
As for Tano's legal status, wasn't he born in California? He couldn't have been more than about five years old in the opening episode. If not, he's legal now. David took care of that long ago after Luciana and Marcos were deported.
More later.
Sonia full-on sniffing Leon, who looked nerdy as hell in that leather jacket, and then doubling down on the obsession by sniffing David's actual clothes, was far and away the highlight of this episode. Weirdly, almost entirely thanks to Veronica Jaspeado, this is fast becoming my favorite story on this fakakta show. (Sorry, Lilian, but you're only doing so much.)
Susan's ongoing freakout over (o hai) Mark was a distant second...which brings us to the whacked-out Tano situation. Since I'm getting everything via CC3 and the occasional bits of English-language dialogue, here's how I understand it: Mark initially sued Tano for threatening him over the phone over Susan, which I guess is supposed to be a trumped-up harassment charge (or, after some quick Googling, criminal threat in the state of California--but the show's never used either term AFAIK). In and of itself...okay, fine. Why in the world would Tano have to pay bail before his trial and not immediately be stuck in jail? Susan being the world's prettiest idiot and going to Mark to beg him to drop the charges for her baby boo (to borrow a phrase from Silvana sin lana, and the pun is heavily frigging implied) at least was just inevitable and inevitably dumb, but it still doesn't help the wackiness of the situation. Maybe I'm just used to US soap operas, which have gotten better at token nods to actual laws and such.
Dy77: I've already conceded that Miguel & Erika are endgame regardless! It's not if they get together, it's WHEN!
I don’t know which scene was funnier. Sonia trying to get León to role-play as David, or León and Miguel rehashing the loco date.
ITA all said about Tano’s insane legal woes. Ramón and Tano wear suits well though.
Somebody (I’m looking at you, David) needs to explore why Bobby has no friends his own age. Such friends could be better help with this bullying.
Luciana is crying because she's torn between the two men, really? If she were with David and it was Miguel leaving town, I don't see her crying.
"She becomes impassioned by his clothes, sniffing them. (Reminded me of a cat in the catnip)" was my favorite of many.
I appreciate your letting loose about the Tano situation. I totally agree and while I like the character, this plot is simply not reeling me in. Sadly, there are surprisingly few elements of this story that are intriguing. The Brian/Marta/Lili triangle? Nopis. Anything concerning Mark? Nay. Tano and Susan? Pass.
"Luciana asks him about the school bullies and how it went. He says it went ok today, but they keep threatening him. She tells him that this too, shall pass". Not good advice Luci. If you think this situation will resolve itself you are very wrong. I'm glad Bobby is getting away.
At least the kids will hopefully thwart any plans of Gracie to seduce David. I liked his parting caress with Luci and do understand that Luci is tormented with what to do. When Leo teased Miguel about the "new" girl, I wish she had laughed and joined in. She is just SO intense. I wish she would chill a bit. And if Miguel had seen her and David, that would have been real cause for jealousy. The mere mention of another woman should not be enough to send Luciana into a jealous snit.
Bill, thanks for explaining exactly what transpired between Mark and Tano. So a threat over the phone is the cause of all the commotion? Ridiculous.
I'm taking the stance that Sonia is simply traveling to the beat of a different drummer. She is one of the few entertaining characters here. The sniffing, the sleeping in David's bed was all over the top but it all made me smile.
Cynthia, thank you again.
Diana
Collateral damage hit-list:
1.) Susan
2.) Carito
3.) Perla
4.) Leon
5.) Marta
In that order!
I wonder about Susan on top or your list. Mark is supposedly in Loooove with hewr still, so will he not try to protect her?
Note to Soo--San, Ya lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas, and yours are starting to itch aren't they?
Kirby, you mentioned the San Andreas Fault. Up in northern California, the fault line runs right along the coast line, just about at the shoreline. So Sonoma is on the east side of the fault, on the North American Plate. It's not moving anywhere. The USGS tells us the those of us on the west side of the fault are on the Pacific plate. Down here in the Los Angeles area where I live, I am on the west side of the plate, so technically, the portion of land that I live on is moving NORTH, not south.
Urban, you said that Bobby might be better off in boarding school. I didn't think so, but the more I think about it, he'd be better off away from Aunt DisGracie because his father has no, ugh, cajones. However, as you said, Spain is half a planet away. I am sure there are many nice prep schools in California where one can board and it doesn't have to be that far away. In fact there is a very nice school in Pebble Beach (near Carmel) called Stevenson School that costs a mere $54,000 for tuition and board per year.
Yes, this whole thing on Tano's legal situation is just silly. The TN writers should have researched California laws first before creating this scenario. Even if Susan was committing adultery, it doesn't matter. I have heard of cases where someone left their spouse for another. Then the new "honey" started harassing the the spouse who was being divorced. But by harassed, I am talking about tons of harassing phone calls, letters, showing up in places to cause problems. All this is remedied with a restraining order. Which brings up the point, why doesn't Susan have a restraining order against Mark? In all California divorces, there is a restraining order clause added about not molesting or annoying the other spouse. But since Susan was physically abused, it would seem to me that she would have at least called the police once on him and filed a restraining order. Spousal abuse is against the law, but the TN writers seem to have not known this fact. Maybe in Mexico spousal abuse laws do not exist.
Carjacking a family with infants in the car doesn't get you in as much trouble as old NOComb got into. If it's gonna be 10 grand I would have gotten my moneys worth and beat the holy bejesus out of him for the same price. But tjhat may be why I am not in a TN. :-)
So if that is what they are using with Tano's situation, it's a real stretch. And this is over one time he mouthed off on the phone. The problem is, that in real life, Tano could just deny he said anything. He didn't call Mark, nor did he have any kind of interaction except on the phone when Mark was the one who called Susan. THERE IS NO EVIDENCE that he did anything. You would think that since they just came back from an arraignment (I assume) that there has to be enough evidence to bring this to court. Otherwise the judge says, "case dismissed."
We got a wonderful recap for a sillier-than-stupid telenovela with great actors, but a class in Geophysics 101 and Law 201 to boot. Where else but CarayCaray! Too bad it doesn't come with certificates of completion (if we ever make it to the end).
I think that all the talk of body counts rising, violent bloodbaths and collateral damage used to describe this telenovela is not the way this is going. This is not Reina de Corazones, Yago or a Narco series. It's probably barely (that was Grace's girls) above a G rating--family fare for all.
We saw one "accidentally on purpose" death that was preventable, but Gracie saw an opportunity and just watched Lisa drown. That was it. The rest seems to be about dysfunctional family relationships, working in a vineyard and romantic tension. We've been fed a lot of the former and hardly any of the latter. Give me a break, couldn't the writers at least have had Luci get another kiss from David? Then she'd REALLY have something to cry about.
I don't think there will be any bloodbathing at all except maybe for evil Mark the human trafficker, which is fine. If I wanted a narco, I'd watch one. But I actually really don't enjoy violence on TV in general. I still laugh at Camino's awesome anvils of making one villain drink alone and the other in jail while they watched a livestream of the heroine's violin concert. It was perfect for the tone of the show. Maybe Gracie will have to drink bad wine or something at the end of this one.
1. Mark. Obsessive, stalkerish, anger issues, and mixed up with a coyote...plus being the one stumbling block for Susan being with Cesar, ahem, anybody else? Even over the somewhat distant second place, he's probably the one character nobody would miss if he suddenly fell into a wine tank.
2. Graciela. She's got one death on her hands already, and she's the most direct threat to La Heroina Luciana. She could still end up in prison, but it's just as likely that she finally flips out in classic villana style and tries to take Luci out, getting whacked in the process.
3. Juan. Between the human trafficking and his embezzling money from the vineyard (not to mention being David's friend), ol' Punchable Face's likely the token villano bound for prison. The problem: does he take someone out first, namely...
4. Perla and/or Carito. One bad girl, one basically good girl, and both wounded in a way. We've all speculated that one or the other probably has to go as karma for the other since they're now tied up in Juan's trafficking scheme, and I doubt that's going to change; if Carito goes, Perla reforms, and if Perla goes Carito moves fully over to the side of good (and possibly ends up with Leon, if Sonia for whatever reason is no longer an option).
5. Sonia, Lilian, and/or Joselo: if any of them die, I fully expect it to be at Graciela's hand because they "got in the way."
Anita, I think Gracie killed Lisa on purpose, definitely. She caused Lisa to fall unconscious by blunt force trauma and she conveniently drowned. But the part that really gets to me is the police weren't called and no calls to 911. I guess the TN writers don't know that here in the USA, we have something called 911 that automatically dispatches emergency services, fire, police, and paramedics to the scene of an accident. If the victim is dead at the scene, the body is sent to the coroner for further investigation. Seems to me that David would want to know why Lisa drowned. Did she have a medical event that precipitated the drowning? Did she have a seizure? Medical investigators look for a real cause of death and would definitely notice the blunt force trauma to the head.
In this story, the family called the mortuary to come pick up Lisa's body. I don't recall that any police were involved. There must be a death report with an official sign off. Another thing is that when a person dies, you aren't supposed to move the body. In this case, after David removed Lisa's body from the river, he should have just laid her down and called emergency services. California law states that ALL unattended deaths must have an autopsy. http://codes.findlaw.com/ca/government-code/gov-sect-27491.html
I am making a belated Christmas dinner for family today, so I should be starting to prepare it, but I cannot resist a few comments.
Firstly, the telenovelas love to show people sniffing the clothes of their obsessions. The power of smell as a sense memory is supposed to be very strong. . Pheremones figure strongly in attraction. We are attracted to the way people smell. Hence, Sonia in rapture as she snuggled with Dave's shirts in his closet. my favorite scene was Papa BEar discovering GOldilOcks asleep in his big bed which felt just right to her.
Soosan was a fool to ever get involved with an abuser like Markme , but I have seen this happen several times with people in real life....Nice women marrying not so nice guys who manage to mask themselves for a long time before showing their true colors. Does Mexico have PFA laws?
I kind of understand Markme going after Tano. Abusers go after any male who comes between them and the person they "love" (they do not know what love is) .
Okay..Gotta go and cook.
IIRC, Lisa lost her cell phone before she fell in, but the body was found downstream. The phone was never looked for nor located--another oopsie for the story. I'll just have to review the "murder" scene for my own satisfaction. I'm pretty sure Grace did not go to the river to kill Lisa (premeditated murder). They got into a verbal argument and Gracie fought unfairly by picking up the rock and hitting her on the head with it. From the look on her face, Grace was startled and horrified by what she had done. I think after that, Lisa staggered into the water and started to drown and was bobbing up and down while Grace watched---but I might be wrong. Did Grace hold her down under the water? Gotta re-watch it. Would that be considered manslaughter?
It pretty much is a course in how forensics is done. BELIEVE me, any suspicious death with blunt force trauma to the skull is not a simple drowning. In real life Gracie would be Soooo in fricking jail before the funeral even. People a helluva lot more clever than our girl Grace do not get away with crimes more thought out than this one.
NEXT !
Kirby: I think David mentioned going to the cemetery to kids in a previous episode way back.
Thank you Miss Hampton
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