Caray, Caray!

Delilah: FerBrat finally kissed Tano, but something tells me we've NOT seen the last of Peter.

Erika & Miguel in the shower: OH BABY :)
 

Delilah there were so many good ones in this one, I'm not going to repeat your whole recap back to you, but Fer Swift's squad was a fripping riot. But actually pretty accurate. Thanks again for a hilarious recap.

A fun episode, with Master Bobby saving somebody's bacon again.

I had forgotten how much I love trainwrecks, You just want to watch them again and again especially id the caboose is DG.

Sheezo, most of the the people have left the stadium, and they are turning out the lights and DisGrace is still setting up for a field goal.

Thanks ten times.
 

Thanks so much, Delilah , for that snappy recap of that party.

Yes, if you are looking for someone to rain on your parade, Disgrace is your girl. I really cannot take my eyes off her when she is on screen. She is kind if mesmerizing in an evil, demented way. She stands out from the party crowd with that platinum hair, red lipstick, and icy grey wolverine eyes. And..hey, Dave...girl's not having it..she is just NOT having it. She is a study in frustration and rage. I was hoping that as her eyes were popping out of her head confronting Dave and Luci in The Lisa Memorial Bedroom that she would blurt out , "Hey, I did not bash my sister with a river rock just so that you could move in on my prey." Yikes. Stand down, Disgracie, your crazy is showing . And by the end of the episode, there she was gripping Dave's arm like it was the last life preserver on the boat as it was slowing sinking beneath the waves .

Was that the reggaton that Leon and Sonia were trying to do?
 

Oh Sue where have you been, the Dog Dance.. Scooby was doin that years ago.

It continues to look as if David has ahd it up to HERE with evil people, then he softens in about two minutes. Somebody needs to teach the man how to stay MAD. May that somebody can be DisGrace when Dave finds out she whacked Lisa to replace her.

Standing there (fake) crying over the desecration of her sister's memory bedroon shrine while rock-whacking her to the hereafter does not count?

My mind's eye keeps seeing Lil and Dis screaming at each other standing beside a pile of luggage near a mailbox with Robles on it and a couple rent a cops keeping them out.
 

Delilah can you narrate as I watch on mute, please, what a hoot.

"Nope, I think I'm moving out from under that rain cloud"

"SkidMark"

Loved it when Bobby and Charlie jumped in to dance with Sonia and Leon. That Bobby knows a bully when he sees one.

It pleases me greatly when David sinks his teeth into Graciela and Juan and a long time coming. What doesn't, he does it for Luciana and she purrs when he hands her their head. Last night she told David she was upset Juan attacked her ex Miguel so he's on it and the wedding present she received from Graciela got her ass chewed. Graciela and Juan have done plenty that should set David on a rampage but the shove comes from Luciana serving her best interest. Guess David forgot Luciana was engaged to marry Miguel and as ridiculous a present a framed family photo featuring Graciela is, it was a wedding present. As unfair Juan's accusation of Miguel is and David angry, Luciana is protecting Miguel foremost.

I can't watch Ramon kiss Marta's butt.

Usually distracted by Brian's uniform and wacky insignia, last night I noticed he looks like a rabbit.

I don't like Miguel but I like Erika and love the banter between them so I watch. It's just a waste of a good character for Erika to either be his consolation prize or a place holder as he gets it together to ultimately win Luciana from David. Galans, pfft.

Bouncy, snippy, arrogant Perla has left the building.

 

Delilah! Girrrl! You crazy. . .and thorough! I love it! Thank you so much:

Luci tells Soo-sun that DG started making accusations but that Davey put her in her place. Soo-sun says you know what that means right? Yes, it's the first step toward our happiness. Or a rock to the head

Wow, better be glad there wasn't a paperweight on your desk NoJuan…just sayin!

Loved your rendition of the party better than the one on tv! Loving Dave's new backbone, now if only the blood could flow to his brain:

Dave can't believe that NoJuan thought those lands were useless. Luci says she can't believe it either because it's evident the land are good and they don't need a soil test. Dave can't figure his friend out because more and more he does things that don't make sense and he didn't even bother going to the party.

DOH! DAH-VEEEED! Man, this guy is slow. Luci's good for him, pulling the curtains open in his mind to show him than NoJuan is NoFriend!

Favorite moment was the doggy dance. The grandfather of that dance came out in the 60s and it was so lewd and suggestive, we were forbidden to do it! But there they all were in a line humping each other!

Lil lectures Sonia on doggy dancing with the help. Bobby suggest she learn the dance too, he's sure they can teach her. Sonia says yes, you would be good at it. Oh trust me..Senora Lilian knows how to dog dance, just ask Brian. HEE HEE!

DisGracie's losing it and I think everybody had better be ready to shield their heads from well-aimed projectiles of all sorts! This is finally getting good! Hope Dave keeps his manly parts!

Thanks again, Delilah!
 

Well, ah...actually, Luci, you really DO need a soil test. You can't tell just by looking . Yours truly, Farmer's Daughter
 

Lila...one word..helmets. Gotta motor..later, gators.
 

Delilah, I loved your detailed, wry and wonderful recap.

This was a good episode but once again, the recap was superior to the show.

"covert courting mode" was great but "SkidMark" made me laugh. "Snoozar who is no dummy realized a while ago that a soo-sun who wines, doesn't whine" was great.

"Eric says he wishes she'd catch him in the shower. Ooh..this is getting saucy!" was trumped by your “Oh trust me..Senora Lilian knows how to dog dance, just ask Brian”. Fabulous.

"Fer says she'll treasure this moment forever". This young couple seems right for each other and their blossoming romance is sweet. Was a bit surprised that David escorted Peter out the door so quickly. The obvious plot would have been for David to ask exactly what happened and have Peter squeal about the kiss he thought he'd witnessed, with David ejecting Tano. Peter seems like a nice kid but I hope we've seen the last of him.

Fer admitting "...that just because she is starting to like Lucia doesn't mean she doesn’t love her Aunt", took a lot of gumption. But leaving shortly thereafter even though "DisGrace is visibly hurt and shocked" was flat out courageous.

I smiled at Lion Cub and Sonia's impromptu dance along with Bobby and his friend. Lili is such a soulless, joyless presence. She ruins any happiness or sense of contentment once she appears.

Lila, thank you for "Luci's good for him, pulling the curtains open in his mind to show him than NoJuan is NoFriend!". Let's hope he fires him before Juan ruins David.

Ramon's "...got to be mad for letting a pretty woman like you go. That gets a smile out of Marta" got one from me too. I think Ramon is sexy and sweet. I hope this romance gets moving.

I wish I were excited about Erica and Miguel, but her personality transplant has left me cold and to be honest, I'm just not interested. At least for now.

I guess Juan's anger over Mark's treatment of Perla is over...Perla is coming apart at the seams. Thank heavens for Carito. Never something I thought I'd ever say but I'm glad she is supporting her friend and has some positive purpose in this story.

Delilah, this was wonderful. Thank you!

Diana
 

Yah, Diana, I feel sorry for Perla. So she likes nice, shiny things and she's a bitch to Luciana -- that doesn't mean she has to die or even be aggressively sexually harrassed by SkidMark (brilliant, Delilah!). I hope they both learn a good lesson from all this. . just let NoJuan and SkidMark take each other out!
 

Does anyJuan wonder how these two Yohos-- NoJuan and SkidMark--, came up with enough money in a week or two for half of it to buy a vineyard?

Screw saving for retirement. I'm heading for Mexico with a pocketful of Tylenol !
 

I don't feel as benevolent toward Hurla. She made her bed she can get molested in it.
 

Thanks, Delilah. Cute title, terrific recap. I laughed all the way. Diana's already cited a lot of my favorites, but here's one more: he too walks off leaving DisGrace, DisGracED.

Fingers crossed that this TN has finally hit its stride and will keep up this pace. ITA Bobby and his friend joining Soñia and León doing the doggie was too funny. (At the middle school where my sister teaches, they’ve pretty much the doggie from school dances cause it’s not PG-rated like last night’s version.)

I'm liking Erica despite her wrongheadedness with Luciana. Love her tops and how she and Miguel are growing closer. I see her as a good girl, not a villain, so I’m thinking she’ll bury the feud with Lu one day. But as in most TNs Miguel will probably stupidly stay stuck on Lu till the near end.

Kudos to both David and Fer for putting Graciela in her place. I’m finally getting some satisfaction in this TN!

About the fashions, Fer looked great in the dress Gracie gifted her. At first I thought black wasn't right for a sweet 18 party, but she looked fab -- too much makeup though. Luciana's simple sundress was nice. So far Luciana hasn’t worn anything smashing, but then she’s not a material girl so that’s realistic. Susan’s dress was mighty low for her ample boobs. She would've had a wardrobe malfunction if she'd done the doggie. So far for the festive events, Susan shows a lot of skin. Snoozar, you better up your game cause she is raring for fun. David looked absolutely smashing in the dark blazer.

 

Don't get me wrong, that didn't come out right, I don't believe in rape as a method of punishment, and I don't think murder is a good idea either. But in this TN.....Perla needs a couple SkidMarks on her ass.
 

oops... "they pretty much banned the doggie"
 

I'm glad to see Bobby has a real BFF now. That was the same kid in the bullying scene at school. Dammit I cant recall his name. That is important for a kid like him to have an ally. Man, Bobby has the witches number. And that number is zero.

Fer walking out on DisGrace after the "choke chain" (OMG Delilah) was very telling. She in essence was saying "Yeah yeah, I hear you Auntie, but ya know, I am just not believing all this anymore."

It is finally refreshing to see the blinders coming off of David and Fer, gradually though it is.
 

Delilah, although I haven't found this novela likeable as yet, I couldn't resist your recap. Well done as usual. Thanks for the treat.
Helen
 

Oh and while we have the Dog Dance fresh on our minds, I will go on record and say
Luci does have the cheerleader leg thing going on. As if I could forget what she didn't wear in P&P.

Girl gotta great set of sticks. Woof !
 

One more thing, what man with any self respect would even continue a conversation with Lillian, the way she talks down to Brian? She talks to him like she does to Marta, and makes it sound like she is doing him a favor out of fricking charity. Exactly what, might we ask, does this dried-up old prune have to offer anyway? I did notice that he mentioned in a loving, careful way that their relationship needs to be a two way street. Yeah, Brian, drive to the city dump and drive back alone.

Nobody, let alone a testosterone dripping Oinker LEO PoPo like Brian would put up with that shit to the end of the first sentence. He must have a plan, is he practicing for a root canal or full dentures?

I believe Lillian may be actually more 'Hate-able' than DisGrace, but thankfully she is not nearly as resourceful.

Anyway,í Sorpresa ! I don't like her.
 

Lillian is so toxic, it's a wonder she hasn't been poisoned by her own blood. How in the world can somebody constantly see the dark side of everything, look down on everybody and even care nothing for her own grandchildren! I can't wait to see HER unmasked. She's the most miserable moo-hair that ever had a butt hole punched in her!

I don't like her either!
 

Ay, Delilah, what a rich confection, pink spun sugar. Congratulations on getting a party AND some action. For a moment there upstairs, I thought Dah-veed was going to throw water on DisGracie and she would melt into a puddle on the floor and just leave us her dress (she probably mislaid or checked her pointy hat).

What a sweet bunch of kisses between Tano and Fer. I'm glad nothing ruined it. I sure would like a repeat of that.

I did NOT feel sorry for DisGracie when she was left standing alone last night. Nobody came within 5 ft. of her, bereft of anyone who would give her the gift of some company and conversation. Shouldn't that tell her something? I hope she got a big eyeful of Snesar and Sooo-san.

Kirby, the kid's name is Charlie and he and Bobby became BFF some time ago. Remember he was the one that suggested his father was considering shipping him off to boarding school?
 

I always liked the dirty dancing in Dirty Dancing, and nothing beats slow dancing. Someone told me that at their parochial school dances ,they were warned to leave room for the Holy Spirit. Watching "Tarzan" right now, and l'll bet that guy can do the doggie dance.

Lila..Wasn't the Lambada the forbidden dance ?
 

Yah, Susanlynn, the Lambada was called that and maybe in Brazil it had a similar history of taboo. . .or, it could be a relatively new name given to the fecund and sensual hip gyrations that are literally as old as mankind itself!

The dance I knew of as a child (and, of course, never did!) was not rendered less scandalous by the use of a diminutive suffix, it was called "the dog" -- the DAWG! and it was dirty! So, it's funny that it's made its way into this novela! ;)
 

Delilah, this was fantastic! I'm totally stealing Snoosar.

Who knew Fer's dumb party would move things along - but it did!


 

Great work, Delilah.

It looks like DisGracie is selectively deaf. She will never hear the word "No" from David. She might belong in the manicomio next door to Nora of ECDLP.

Leon needs to really think about what he wants. Is he thinking of becoming a chef?

David turning down Gracie's dinero and telling her he will pay the rest back said it all. "I don't need you" is what she is hearing. He should be a little more direct.
 

That was WONDERFUL Delilah! I must have not been paying enough attention yesterday when I watched the episode because your recap filled in some things that just flew right past me. Now it makes more sense because I was back and forth trying to get something else done. So I still haven't sat through and watched without interruption yet. So a big thank you for your great recap of Friday's episode.

Someone said earlier that we haven't seen the last of Peter. I was hoping that was not the case and it's too bad he showed up to Fer's party. Don't know what's wrong with that guy, but someone better clue him up that Fer broke up with him and to MOVE ONE, she's not the girl you are looking for.

As for DisGrace, of course she is trying to use her money to manipulate David. I don't think she has enough money to pull it all off though. Money can't buy love. She doesn't seem to get it when he tells her that there is nothing between them.
 

Peter could do so much better; any of the other girls in their class would be happy to date him. Fernanda was only using him and he didn't see this.

If he only knew what her aunt and grandmother were really like he'd realized he's dodged not bullets but a cannon ball.
 

The real name of this show should be "NO don't mean NO" (if you're crazy)

With DisGrace, Miggy, and to a lesser extent Erika hanging on to their prey like a pitbull.

maybe

Crime stories for the Crazy
I'd kill for you Baby
Can't Buy me Love
If you love something set it free, (if it doesn't come back hunt it down and kill it)
Never ending Luuurve
P&P's ugly cousin Greed and Lust
One flew INTO the Cukoo's Nest
Days of Whine and Rose'
Graciela Rocks
One Flew over the Cukoo's Nest,.then landed in Sonoma
Rock Head Lisa and Gracie Too
National Geographic: Deadly Ice (with red lips)

Happy Sunday
 

OK..I'll play, Alex. Give me "New Titles" for $200.00.


Who Let the Dogs Out...to Dance?

The Walking, Whining Notdead Yet

Who Moved My Rock?

Falcon Crest : the Sequel

Sour Grapes

The Grapes of Wrath

Painting Yourself into the Corner

No Olives for You, Dave
 

I have been trying out SomeJuan's Auto correct.

I never dreamed that Ferment porky would be such a good episode. Although it wasn't a huge blowjob with 200 purple like she originally wanted, I bet she was hoppy anyway. Especially after getting her big kick on the lips fromTonto. All the buffoons and mucus made it seem bigger than it really was.

It is too bad her Peter showed up and tried to contort her new Sucrets, not so secret, bayfront, but David dispensary with hum quackly. I hop Peter gets the massage, and fondles somejuan arse.

DickLace sure pickeled a fine tomb for a meltdown, over nothing it turns out. If she were a man. Loosie should have kissed her in the knocks and sent her pacman. T hen her Mum Smirnofing the hole tome and doing narcing.

But awl in oil it was still a smell porky and Ferment finally got her big first kick.

 

Great entertainment for a Sunday afternoon with no Superbowl.
Kirby: My top faves--
One flew INTO the Cukoo's Nest
Days of Whine and Rose'
Graciela Rocks
and last and not in the lest bit least
National Geographic: Deadly Ice (with red lips)

Susanlynn: My top faves--
Geeze can I say all of them? But my most fave is Who Moved my Rock? This is for pure nostalgic reason, in addition to being clever.

Once upon a time, long, long, ago, our agency section of about 5 seasoned managers were asked to read Who Moved My Cheese? by the new head, who had only been a management program analyst before getting this plum appointment in the city's office of the attorney general. We had to read it and THEN discuss it thoroughly as it applied to us at a staff meeting--for a whole hour and a half. We had to go along with it, while smirking and rolling our eyes, but she was serious about it. We should have been giving her status reports, problems relating to our offices and getting some guidance. Oh, well, it was a fun book, but so was All I Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten, read on my own time.
 

Anita..glad that I could give you a smile on this sunny Sunday. Your recollection made me smile. We have all rolled our eyes at things that those over us decide are important...cough.(waste of time) . Hubba had to go to sessions (pep rallies) in which someone lectured the staff about being team players . He would come home talking about "stand up meetings" and quoting phrases to me. My least favorite was , " I don't own this problem." I really got tired of hearing that one and finally told him that he might not own it, but he was paying rent on it .


OT..Outlander season will not start until September. In the meantime, you can watch LaOghaire on Victoria on PBS. I am watching "By the Pricking of My Thumbs" while folding laundry and getting ready to take a walk on this nice day.
 

Oh Susanlynn! I burst out laughing so hard with you "New Titles for $200". Yours were very good too Kirby. This has been my Sunday evening comedy session, for sure.

I agree Urban, that Peter could do so much better. He needs to learn to have some dignity and move on to another girl who really likes him. True, Peter's getting out of that family means he's dodging a bullet for sure. Well said!
 

Delilah, lovely recap. The party was a
Somewhat blast. I liked tano's B'day
Gift for fer. As a matter of fact it was rather romantic. Who knew the boy
Had it in him?
Party poppers 1,2,3. That was good. I wish I could set lil straight about who's house that is. The Ol bag seems
To be confused about who owns what. Ol
Dave needs to also get a clue about that.
I like the change of name for gracie,
"DG". In my mind I add the "O" and it
Becomes DOG. Cuz the girl is a dirty
Dog.
Pee-ter is a bit clingy. I don't think
We've seen the last of this seemingly
Absessive kid. Tano better watch out.

SuzziQ is happier. For how long? I like her with cesar. And even tho some
Think he's a bit of a snoozer, that
Could change. I'm hoping it does. After seeing them at the party, they
Could be power couple#2. Cuz dave&Lucy
Being power couple#1. When they finaly get together that is.

I like seeing Sonia & lion cubleo, theyr the most refreshing couple on the Show.
I like ramon, he could be good for Marta. But it's clear she's still into
The wimpy gut. It wouldn't surprise me
If they stuck these two back together.
And I'd be really shocked. But soaps R
Known for their shock factor. Look at
The one that comes on after this one.

I love the way Davy and Lucy walked up stairs like shes the lady of the house. She will be soon. Crazy DOG making fool of herself, haa! that was classic.
Mark is slime, through and through. I
Hope his days are numbered. He looks nastier Every Time I see him. Good riddens. Jerk.

Thank you lady Di.
 

Kirby,I love"deadly ice(with lipstick)
That would make a good title for a movie On "Hallmark movie mystery"nite.
 

Cynthia, so gkad if I gave you a smile.It is small payment for all the detailed, excellent recaps that you have so generously provided to me. Hope that you have a good week ahead. I will be awaiting your next recap.
 

That was supposed to be "Party Poopers 1 2 3". Don't like auto correct.
 

Nina--Party Poppers is good, too. You never know when they will pop out and surprise the heck out of you.
 

Diana: I don't believe we've seen the last of Peter.

He's not going down that easily!
 

Thanks, Delilah. I'd rather read your recap than be at that party. "Oh Snoozar, you are a barrel of laughs."

So the party did turn out to be eventful after all. You know, since DG is making such a habit of throwing a tantrum about missing her sister every chance she gets, perhaps someone should pretend to take her at face value and tactfully (or not so tactfully) insist that she get some grief counseling so that she can move on.

Best laugh of the night: Lil takes credit for helping to stuff the goodie bags. Another funny: "Lil asks Sonia if she's going to be wasting time she can watch the kids so she can enjoy the party." Yeah, like Lil EVER watches the kids! She's too busy watching her imaginary boyfriend.

Perla? At this rate she's going to end up in the stomp-o-matic, or suffer some other horrible fate. Theoretically I feel sorry for her, but she's made the wrong choice at every opportunity. She's had enough red flags waved in her face and not only has she failed to react intelligently, she also talked gullible Carito into sticking around instead of running for the hills as she should have. So it's very sad, but the best I can hope for is that Carito doesn't get hurt too.

As for the title, I vote for "The Grapes of Wrath"! Another suggestion: "I Love Luci"

Anita, "Who Moved My Cheese"... they made us read that at TWO of my previous jobs. I could rant and rave about that trite mess for ten days. The subtitle should be "We're About to Have Massive Layoffs."
 

Or maybe "Everybody Hates Luci."
 

Or here's one, a photo of Lillian and the caption next it "I love me"!
 

I am surprised that Lilian hasn't gotten a leash for Gut.

It certainly looks as though Susan is gravitating toward Cesar and making better decisions than she made in the past (Marked, too crazy and Tano, too young).


I look forward to Disgrace unraveling as she slips down that slippery slope when the truth is somehow revealed..perhaps by Somejuan.
 

Disgrace is already sort of unraveling. That thing she did at the party, making a big scene over her "grief" for the sister she killed, seemed quite unhinged to me. Her desperation is showing. Even Fernanda is looking at her funny now.
 

Julie..Disgrace is fascinating to watch. You can see her panic as Dave becomes harder to control and deceive.
 

Not trying to spoil my fun, but as far as we know, NoJuan is the only one who suspects on good evidence that DisRock Graced Lisa. I am trying and trying to see an angle or turn of events...hell anything... that could cause him to spill the beans on DisGross.

I have a couple of TN truths I am working against, in that in a TN he does not just get mad at DisGrrrr and blab it out. (rule number one) Valuable ammo like that is not wasted, it is only used where there is something in return.
Rule 2 is that DisGrace will not get caught of her own doing, IE: meltdown, caught in a lie which another will not cover up, leaving some stone (Ha) unturned. So it is still up to NoJuan.

"Can the petitioner please explain to the court why this defendant is not guilty then?"
Yes your Honor, NoJuan saw her do it. Arrrghh
I don't know.
 

And you know, it's been two years, and (Formerly known as) FerBrat and Bobby have a hired Nanny and housekeeper whom they adore. In what bizzaro world does the deceased's Mom from hell and sister continue to live a luxurious life under your roof and not hit a lick at a snake?

"Oh, Ms. Swimsuit Model, this is my dead wife's Mother Lillian,and dead chick's Sister Graciela. They live with me. Why don't you girls get acquainted and I'll get us a bottle of my vineyards wine."

Scccrrrrreeeeechhhh, dust.

"Um Lillian, what happened?"
"I don't know, she jumped in her car as soon as you were out of sight and left like she stole it."

Hrmph, I just don't understand women.