Friday, April 28, 2017
Vino el Amor #135 (Univision 124); Thursday April 27, 2017: Vino el Chantaje (Blackmail)
Labels: vino
Even living at Motel 6 will deplete one's funds after a while. Perla should have cut and run a long time ago. How the hell will DisGrace get a million dollars?
Important people at the wedding? If that is the case and if my scenario plays out the humiliation will be so intense and the scandal so extreme people will talk about it for years. Everyone in DisGrace's cell block will laugh at her.... and turn on her for having murdered her sister.
More Later.
I thought David, (a man, we think) should have seen a red flag the size of Texas when DisHorny suddenly was tired and going to bed without David.
A normal ballbearing man would wonder if she was practicing for being married. In the prime of his life David must assume that (SF) is partial compensation for putting up with her.
Sonia and Lion Cub: W T F Sonia? If she wants to play games Leon should play along. Let her know in no uncertain terms he did it out of love and only love, and then do not talk to her again. That San Francisco fruitcake is a mixed bag, kinda like a high performance motorcycle: Loads of fun most of the time, but can be a handful in bad weather.
I DO like the new 'House of Cards' DisGrace. And Lillian "Is there something I don't know, Grace.?" It is like watching "The Two Faces of DisGrace".
Perla: I always feel sorry for somejuan when they are just plain dumb, stupid, harmlessly nutty, etc. But when they do it on purpose, that is a different story. Stupidshit Perla telling NoJuan she will always be with him no matter what? I had hoped she might see the handwriting on the wall and jettison that sick bag of hate and envy, but she just can't. She vows to go down in flames with him. Just think she could be happily lollygagging around the do nuthin' vineyard, doing what she always did, nothing, and living in luxury instead of a virtual prisoner in Motel 6 and running out of 7-11 money. She was a nasty little shrew earlier though, and she is getting her rewards.
Seriously, though, between this and what I did see: was it just me, or did the writers apparently just give up and blatantly make Susan the audience analogue in this episode?
Carito bonding with Bobby and trying to talk Sonia down from her modestly melodramatic (but somewhat justified) anger at Leon pretty much finished her karma recycling AIUI: she's now officially the new Marta. Which probably also means she's no longer at risk of getting whacked; what that means for Perla at this point, I'm not sure.
Juan's land being foreclosed on...I can kinda fanwank that it was seized when the charges against him (and David's lawsuit, apparently) were filed and he fled, and it would have been okay if they'd said that or something similar, but of course they fast-forwarded right the fork past that. OTOH, it did lead to his second attempt to blackmail Graciela with the knowledge that she killed Lisa (and Graciela at least initially blowing him off, which actually makes sense with her track record).
In hindsight, though: where the heck is Dead Lisa's Plot Phone?
“León abused me!” At this point, Carito looks very puzzled. But Sonia explains, “León betrayed my trust.”
Another subtle but fun comedic moment when Carito thought for the slightest moment that Leon had done that other abuse of Sonia. That was so funny!
And if you can write about love, it’s because of how your love lives in León. Now stop being so prideful and go make up with León now.”
Hmmm, if working in the Patron's kitchen nourishes latent wisdom and the ability to dispense sage counsel, how come Dave is so g.d. stupid: some of those vibes should, at least be present in the food? Well, Carito continues her rehabilitation. She is, indeed, redeemed!
With Thursday's show ending like this, I can't wait to see what we get today. . . .Oh, wait, DisGiveittome will just stroke and kiss Dud in the right places, the moment will pass and the wedding planning will continue.
Thanks, Cynthia!
Carito taking care of Bobby ? I hope she doesn't become Marta 2.0
Lila: Juan & Perla running out of $$$ at Motel 6 ROFLOL.
Bill C: Sonia the Cougar needs to get a grip! Leon the Cub is like WTH!
Kirby: Graciela getting cornered & when that happens, she's going to strike violently.
We'll find out what happens tonight!
Cynthia, thank you for another wonderful retelling of all the mayhem.
And the comments this morning..sooo good. "Dave, a man (we think) ...but maybe not a " ba!!bearing man." Kirby, you must have had a good sleep because you are up bright eyed and bushy tailed like your squirrels.
Well, I am off to have breakfast and start some chores. Later.
I wouldn't wish the Marta label on anyone but hope Carito can find her a nice guy. She's the only person on the show without at least one admirer.
She didn't fight it so must have known per her employment contract any work she did in David's employ belonged to him when she left. But I have a larger issue with the patron and will call Luciana today and offer pro bono to handle a sexual harassment suit against him.
The only reason I'm ok with Luciana hanging in there for David is to keep her away from Miguel. He circling but needs to be a bit more patient or Adolfo may not be ok with him bouncing to Luciana so soon after Erika's death.
I like Sonia and hope she becomes wildly successful but dumps Leon.
Hey Carito is available, as the vineyard people are not allowed to find anyone outside their immediate orbit, right?
Like dating your sister without all those birth defects annoyances.
Toodlepip.
I missed all but the last few minutes so appreciate your filling in all the details in such fine fashion.
I must admit, I am totally curious about what is (or isn't) on Lisa's phone. For someone who is truly detail "obsessed", I'm surprised trying to find out what happened to Lisa's phone hasn't really seemed to have crossed Graciela's mind. Perhaps she thought the phone floated away in the river (not sure on this point).
And although I had thought Carito wouldn't survive, I now think she will as they are portraying her rather sympathetically. In a show where many of the characters seem to be regressing, she is one of the few who are progressing. Redeemed is right Lila.
I think Sonia will relent. Leon was wrong, but it's difficult not to forgive someone who has good intentions, even if they don't think things through.
In asking for a million, Juan seems to have severely overestimated Gracie's monetary success as an artist.
Graciela is now boxed in and there is no doubt she will fight, not flight.
Thank you Cynthia!
Diana
In this age when almost nobody reads anymore that bit of advice needs major revision.
I think Juan just pulled that "one million" figure out of the air to shake and stir Grace up a bit. Ha. Go, Juan, Juan. I pictured him with his pinky finger at the corner of his mouth like Dr. Evil Mike Meyers in Austin Powers.
Urban,I commented before that an older history teacher at the high school I taught at wrote a steamy historical romance novel. It was pretty racy, and all her fellow teachers who read it said , "Oh my, Elinor, we had no idea. ...!!!" Another case of still waters .
Time jump... so Perla has been fretting and arguing with Juan for months? I'd say she's a lost cause, then. Not to mention that Juan has been sustaining his rage at white-hot level for all this time. Not easy to do.
I'm starting to wonder if Cristiano Ronaldo won't end up doing a guest spot on the show before this is over. Maybe David, seeing how brokenhearted his son is, will pull some strings and arrange a meet.
Interesting that Fer warned Bobby not to be too upset if CR doesn't show up. Does she sense something is amiss?
How are the police not tracing Juan's gardener's phone calls? Is he using a burner too?
I was so, so bored with the Sonia/Leon/manuscript thing. She's right to be mad, but we know it's not going to come between them permanently, and the additional drama is not necessary.
At one point, I wondered if the vests were somehow draining David's mental capacity. Now, I'm wondering if the vests weren't actually keeping his remaining intelligence from escaping.
Why does Luciana feel that Grace has stolen the olive orchard project out of her hands? It was David who wanted it. Not for Grace, but for himself (and his faaaaamily). I can understand griping that Grace will benefit from Luci's work, but she didn't steal this.
When Juan demanded ONE MILLION DOLLARS I half-expected to bring his pinky to his lips like Dr. Evil (the Austin Powers one, not Dr. Anderson).
Kirby: Honey in coffee? Hmm. As for Luci's and Grace's sizes, I think they are about the same. If we remember that the camera adds ten pounds (it really does) I'd figure them to be size 3 at most. (Actually, size 4. The odd-numbered sizes are junior sizes; adults usually wear misses' sizes.)
Bill: "a frozen image of David's "stoic face" with [No Input Signal] over it" omg, that is awesome. As for what you said about Susan being the audience proxy - this poor character has been written so badly. First as the panicking battered wife, then as the nervous girlfriend, as Luci's sentient diary, now this.
Tofie: "will call Luciana today and offer pro bono to handle a sexual harassment suit against him." Ha! You'd put two-thirds of the telenovelas out of business.
I wonder if Juan's blackmail request will force Grace to scale back the wedding to a garden party with cheese and crackers.
I, too, wondered about how many times in this show we have heard about CR. Perhaps , he is the product placement and will actually show up at some point. Have you seen that weird bust that some sculptor made if him that all the comedians are talking about?
I think that Dave's vest obsession was supposed to show us how uptight he is. The vests seem to have disappeared, so does that mean something? New day. NewDsve?
I have seen the weird bust of Cristiano. I hope that guy has a sense of humor.
I am going to try honey in coffee.
I hope that we do get to see a Dave/Grace wedding. I'm up for a full-blown spectacle.
I, too, want to see the BIG wedding that Distinguished has been planning..the whole thing, and then..POW BOP WHAM..Here's Juanny wearing that crazy, diabolic grin and ready to announce something to the assembled mass.
Tofie..I wouldn't mind seeing Miguel marry Lu and live happily ever after with pseudodad Adolfo in the magical , mystical vineyard of competency .
...DisGrace having an accident that lands her in the hospital with a prognosis of Hopeless. With her final breath she says David, there is something I have to tell you. I killed Lisa so you would be rightfully mine. The vitch then dies grinning at his shocked facial expression.
What would then happen within the last minute or two?
I suspect the writers are doing a stealth softening on Furby.
Yeah, where David and DisGotBusted's Officiator says "Speak now or forever hold....", and
Juantoknowsomething walks in the double front doors with a megaphone and starts 'Splainin..
I mean, really, what COULD happen next? David would feel like a fool, and then what? I don't think there would be any way for him to respond that I would find satisfactory.
I'd rather he didn't end up being a complete fool and regretting it for the rest of his life, but time is running out for him to wise up.
I THINK they said the finale will be May 8, by the way, so that recap will be yours, Urban!
Like, Gracie doesn't die, and Dave has to put a stake through her heart.
Or David calls Lil and says, "You'll never guess what your daughter just told me!" And then he calls Luciana and says "hey babe, long time! So, what are you wearing? Oh, I... sorry, this is David. David Robles. From the vineyard? Spring of 2017?"
Or David decides that Grace is just talking crazy due to her brain shutting down, and shrugs it off.
Or when Grace dies, the curse is lifted and David turns into his old self, vest and all.
Like these Grammas with plastic boobs down around their waists and a garish "Make Love Not War" tattoo.
They can see the depression in the bed, hear her breathing, and in the morning there will be a little mud and blood on the pillow.
The kids can start telling Daddy that Tia Grace is dressing up like Mommy, they saw her in the kitchen earlier.
I am still laughing that Juan and Perla are only now running out of money after living in a 3-star appearing hotel in a big city for months. How was the credit card not immediately frozen when the police put out the APB?
They better fix this Sonia/Leon thing ASAP.
(Just for the record, I prefer Fritos to Doritos. But I don't recall ever being allowed snacks in detention.)
Yeah me too. I thought I saw her a minute ago was a friggin Buzzard, though.
How long's she been gone?
I dunno. Long enough to catch one lousy fish, Sheezo, I'm dying up here and I can't fly yet.
Here's what I came up with for last night's episode:
1. It actually took Juan and Perla a good long time to run through all the cash he had on time--I guess they stopped using the credit card, since he probably couldn't pay the monthly minimum and the hotel/motel, too. (If that's a motel 6, it's rather fancy--big room, King-size bed, coffee maker, etc.
2. Of course Gracie can't tell her mother why Juan wants a million dollars. Duh.
3. Set designer's budget was enough to procure dozens upon dozens of empty wine bottles, but nary a peso for a car.
4. Now I'm getting tired of all the Tano-FerBrat kissing. The actress must have asked Daddy-O to write it into the script, with plenty of close ups of her moving lips.
5. I can't help it, but ever since you folks told me who Jose Eduardo Derbez's mama was, whenever he's in a scene I see Victoria Ruffo instead. Dagnabbit you, guys, you ruined my Lion Cub-Sonia scenes. I did enjoy Sonia last night though--and the night before. A ray of dark sunshine in this otherwise dreary telenovela.
6. Carito's advice to Sonia last night, hit me like a rock on the noggin'. Hmmm. Creer en el amor? Where has the amor been hiding in the forkatta telenovela, huh?
7. With so few epi's left (and the boda only a week away), have they decided to switch brides at the last minute. Remember in EnDA, the bridegroom hit the dust and another one took over? Hey, didn't that also happen in TdA? The pity bridegroom doesn't make it and the real one steps up to the plate? Reversal of roles, maybe? One can only hope they DON'T.
NOW, on to the comments and REALLY enjoy myself (after the recaps, natch).
Better not be. I aint no vegetarian, and
That one's carrying a clump of grass.
About the credit card, I can't figure out how that doesn't make Juan easy to find, but maybe he's using prepaid Visa/MC/Amex cards that he bought beforehand in case he'd need them. I don't think those can be traced to him.
I agree that the writers seem to be slowly changing Fern. She seemed unsure that Tia would actually come through on getting Booboo's favorite athlete to the wedding.
It will be interesting to see all the different reactions to the big news..Dave, Lilian, Fern, Booboo,Lu. Crying? Screaming? Rage? Disbelief? Shocked silence? All of those?
Is it possible Juan and Perla have outstayed their temporary visitor visas? It would be a hoot if Juan got caught up in an undocumented immigrant hustle with some of El Coyote's old buddies, who remember what he and Mark did to their friend.
I'm feeling bad for Perla though. She latched on to Juan since girlhood and can no more quit him than she can eating and drinking.
I was bullied in school when I was little, and didn't do much to defend myself. I just kind of froze. But when my sister started school and was bullied, I always jumped in to defend her. It seemed easy. I didn't worry about getting hurt or getting in trouble. I saw the threat to her and responded. (She wasn't being bullied by her little classmates. She was being bullied by one of my big classmates.)
It may be a personal thing, or it may be a female thing, or it may just be a human thing for some people, that it is easier to recognize and react to a threat when it is happening to someone else. Grace has manipulated Fer six ways to Sunday, and Fer doesn't seem to have noticed. But Grace tells Bobby a juicy lie and Fer smells it right away. (We hope.)
I hope this is what it looks like. I hope it's not just a red herring.
Niecie, do Juan and Perla really only have temporary visitor visas?? I thought Juan at least would have something more substantial than that.
As to the kissing between Tano and Fern, the actress seems to be very enthusiastic about it. She reaches up and pulls his head down in that familiar basketball grip. She is either very dedicated to her craft or very into that young actor. I think it might be the second of those two possibilities.
Niecie: I think Juan is supposed to be an U.S. Citizen. As for Perla, Juan probably made sure she has permanent resident status.
I'm no ingénue, but Tano and his hair are so cute. He also has a soothing voice. When I'm listening to the show but not necessarily watching the screen, I always look up when Tano speaks. Don't recall who nicknamed him the Fer Whisperer but that was right on the money.
Julie: I'm undecided as to whether Susan is one of the biggest signs of collateral damage from whatever the writers did/were forced to do/got drunk and decided was a great idea and couldn't take it back after the insane EP loved it. And this is with me giving her a partial pass, because Mar Contreras really has been doing a quietly good job--but much like how "David and Luciana together? Haha, fork that!" was drawn out far longer than it probably should, I can't help thinking Susan's drama period courtesy her abusive ex was either drawn out longer than it should have or just exhausted us all because it was turned up to 11 all the time. Her being an audience stand-in, or rather being such a blatant one, is more a sign of the critical flaw in the show: the lack of romance between the two protagonists.
And Kirby. On my way to work this morning, I thought about what Kirby was saying last night when he said "shots fired shots fired" and I thought maybe he was hearing shots outside his home. And this morning on my way to work I thought he was probably talking about the advance for tonight. I had to Laugh at myself. Oboy. See, this is where the Mind goes when there's constantly shootings being reported in the news. Thanks julie.
Besides that, in the first Motel scene where Juan gives Perla his credit card to use, wouldn't that alone have raised some eyebrows? Can I just give my credit card to anyone and they can use it?
Someone needs to tell me more about Credit-Card-Fraud-WhatNot.
May 8th: Vino finale
May 16th: LC estreno
This is the worst juggling of dates I've ever heard of. And this after slicing and dicing MdN's last three weeks? What's their excuse now?
And even if 141 is just one hour, all that means is that we must be skipping one day next week. (TVGuide says it's on tonight.) Maybe soccer or something.
I don't know what the deal is with LC (I don't get unimas), but I think 5/16 is different than what they said before, correct? So they moved it? This kind of confusion is becoming more frequent with Looneyvision rather than less, and it truly makes me less enthusiastic about watching because I don't trust them any more to respect their own schedule, maintain the integrity of the programming they get from Televisa, or even air all of a given show's episodes.
In a market where gaining new viewers is a grueling battle, it seems really dumb to alienate the ones that they already have.
As for Juan and Perla having to rough it in a tent...honestly, I think Juan would (grumpily) be okay with it, but Perla would have a Fyre Festival level freakout. Flip side, that might well be the one thing that finally makes her turn on Juan...
I thought that both networks were hacking at VEA and MdN so that their successors would have adequate time to build audience prior to Memorial Day Weekend. If the three weeks of slicing and dicing on VEA had not happened, the finale would have ended up on the Tuesday prior to Memorial Day Weekend, which would not have been good. If MdN had been left intact it would have finished on or about 5/7, which would not have been too bad.
I did explain a long time ago here that a former Univision employee told me that their contracts for the rebroadcast rights to these programs have very specific end dates, which is why some novelas had their finales airing on the weekend.
One more thing: The 25-year contract Univision had with Televisa for their prime stuff ends this year and will require renegotiation; this is probably still ongoing. This is going to play hell with what we see if Televisa plays the kind of hardball they regretted not playing back in the early 90s.
BTW, Univision showed some previews for VEA this afternoon that really "spoiled" some of the endings :-/
RC
RC
Anvils are about to fall, and they're
Fiery anvils. This is gonna burn. Bad.
That sad look on david's face speaks
Volumes. It's like "what the he'll am I doing myself?" Well he can't answer
That question until next week. Can you
Imagine goin thru life with that look
On your face?That's the grave he's put
Himself in, for the sake of his kids?
I'm sorry but the'd have to get over it, cuz momma gotta be happy.And tying
The knot with tio from the twilight zone ain't hitting it.Tia in his case.
Loin cub and Sonia still cute. They'll
Get over their little tif. Can't say
That For those other folks tho.
There have been times when I thought
Juan would hit perla, expecially when
She got in his face with her yelling at him about his bad choices. But he's
Very patient with her, surprisingly.
He can get the crazy look and she can calm him right on down. Stuff is about
To get psychotically crazy.
There's nothing Lucy can do but sit &
Wait. Im waitin with her.
Is fer that blind she can't see her dad is not that happy, or she don't want to see it. Booby don't cuz he's in the kid zone. Whats comin up should
Snap him outta that.
T H A N K☆Y O U MS C Y N T H I A
I wonder if they have to put drops in her eyes or she just has that look. But her Cray Cray is bubbling to the surface.
It is going to be fun as the noose tightens and she becomes more desperate. I wonder if she would ever tell Lil in a fit of desperation hoping she could say it was an accident and hope Lillian would help her some how.
I can tell her beforehand that would not be a good plan.
"Grace, is there SOMETHING you're not telling me?" Ha !
"David you are the ONLY maaaaan I have ever been completely honest with and neeeeeever lied to."
Really Grace, you don't wear makeup either, Right? Another cow just flew over.
Unimas had been announcing May 2nd for the LC estreno (but changed it to May 16th today).
I had May 8th in my mind cuz Univision had been announcing that LDVDEC would start on May 8th
...and it'll be at the same time as LC. I'm trying to decide which to watch...problemas, problemas :-)
RC
Yeah, that frye festival is a spectacular, super-glitzy, all-star fail. Alas, I misplaced my tickets so I couldn't even pretend to go.
And Lucero was awesome in MEPS. Yes she was.
That's A lot of money for cheese on
Bread with lettuce & tomato on the side. What exactly is a Frye festival?
That is why the big network shows have their season finales in May.
The Frye Festival was supposed to be an upscale cultural extravaganza in the Bahamas. It appears that the people who "organized" this event bit off way more than they could chew, since it was an epic fail in every way imaginable. (For example, they say there's no such thing as bad publicity, but I would argue that this is the exception that proves the rule.)
I mentioned the Frye Festival because I thought someone else here had mentioned it and compared it to VEA, but I can't find that comment now, so maybe I dreamed it.
Steve, I have no idea what Perla's last name is.
Whatever I have to say about the quality of this TN, I can't deny that these last episodes are morbidly fascinating.
And btw... honey in the coffee... hellz yeah!
Discussion header will be up in 10 minutes since it appears that some people can't hardly wait. :-)
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