Friday, March 13, 2020
Me Declaro Culpable #19, 3/13/20: The Wait is Over, There’s a KISS
The two Amazonas stop, in broad daylight, get the body of skinny Luciana out and rolled over into a pile of trash. Ingrid wants to hurry away. Bertie wants to say “goodbye” to her friend. She removes a fancy dinner ring Bertie had given her for her birthday awhile back to keep as a trophy. [Note to future forensic investigators: Will the ring be a key to identifying the killer? And what about Luciana’s shroud. I bet that could be traced back to the clinic.]
Seltzer Cures the Blues
Bedtime for Bonzo
Buffed and Shiny the Bad Penny Turns Up
What’s Up With the March-December Romance?
My (Electronic) Eyes Are On You
Now Franco asks Mauro if his friend in the clothing business could use another employee. Paolo needs a job. Out of nowhere, Julián pops up and gets in on the conversation. Then he gets in deeper by offering to help. [Note to Franco: If Julián is scanning the want ads, Paolo will never get employment. Besides, never trust a man who seems to be wearing a very pale pink jacket which then turns light tan.] Franco and Julián retire to the infamous rooftop terrace to talk about Nat. Jules repeats the story he told Nat, but in a much more pleasant tone. He’s so disappointed. He loves her and that will never change, but knows her heart is elsewhere. He’s willing to step aside. Franco asks if that means he will no longer put pressure on her. Julián accedes to that. He earnestly says he’ll do all he can to make her happy, even though it’s not with him. [Note to acting school students: Observe carefully all gestures, mannerisms, tone of voice and facial features to see how a master of the craft interprets hypocrisy.] Franco then takes into consideration Julián suggestion that he hire Paolo for the bufete—to help out Olga, or make copies.
Missing Person Inquiry
Red Herring or Red Hot Mama (of Alba)
Mauro goes upstairs to check on Bertie. It’s nearly impossible to hear the TV news anchor over their conversation. She doesn’t like seeing him with esa tipera (var. of tipa, or did I mis-hear vibora?). He tells her it’s nothing serious with Ingrid. She thinks those are just excuses. The TV breaks in with important news and Bertie’s attention is drawn to it—the body of a woman has been found abandoned in a dump. Mauro detects the change in her demeanor. Bertie turns off the TV and dismisses him.
Julieta Has Her a Baby Romeo
Soberón-Urzúa y Assoc. (Dream on Boy)
Afternoon Delight
Monday is a long way off. Must see TV.
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Bedtime for Bonzo She snuggles; he tolerates
But there was so much more. Absolutely funny and to the point from beginning to end. After I gather myself I'll be back to note more quips and descriptions that I thought were stellar.
Natalia starts out strong, but Julián’s barrage of emotional torture and spit spray in her face seems to turn her back into her jellyfish stage.
Loved the "spit spray". Nice touch you rascal.
So Julian is trying to hold onto Nat as his partner in crime Ingrid zeroes in on gramps. Lovely pair.
Rob is not to be denied. I was actually cringing and slightly embarrassed for her as she paid her head on top of Franco's clutching him as he was hanging on the very edge of that bed. I can never figure out why anyone would want someone who obviously does not want to be with him or her.
The whole painting scene was funny. ..just another excuse for Alba and Franco, those two crazy teens in puppy love , to get handsy and giggky. But then there is frowny faced Gabe.
OT..Sunny here. Stay safe and well, everyone. I don't know how long I can remain in this place without going out into the world. My daughter is trying to create a daily routine for her 2 year old and 7 year old to get them through 2 weeks at home.
I knew that Roberta would never like the idea of Mauro slumming with Ingrid, who looks younger than herself. Let's see how long before she can't keep a lid on her contempt; I still see a catfight in the future.
Franco needs to get a divorce, so Roberta's return to the nest had gotten in the way.
That ring looks sufficiently unique to be remembered by whomever sold it to Roberta. Where she was found -- and rather quickly -- is too suspicious.
While we might find Gabriel annoying, remember the number Ingrid is doing on him. This is the kind of abuse suffered by young adult protagonists from their toxic mothers.
My CCs said "tipera" when Roberta was discussing Ingrid with Mauro. It fits the context; Ingrid is beneath their social class.
Good call on Luciana's ring. Let’s hope the CSI team does their job.
Will the arson team determine the fire started in Roberta’s suite? Fingers crossed.
”Bedtime for Bonzo” --- LOL
”Awww. The two reunited lovebirds settle in to watch soccer re-runs.” At least they have that. Right now, I would settle for NHL hockey game reruns. Those two made up faster than lightning.
”Julieta Has Her a Baby Romeo” And ... ew. Just ew. That woman is inappropriate and can have all sorts of charges leveled at her, but this is telenovelaland.
The actor playing creepy vile Julián could have a very lucrative career in antagonist roles.
I hope the forensics can determine cause of death. Roberta can't be allowed to get away with her crimes here. If I see that in one more novela I will lose my own mind.
First chance I've had to weigh in and thank you for stopping by and "decomposing" the action. Luciana is my first priority. Although the ring may be important in the future, even if they trace it back to the store where Roberta bought it, she can declare she bought it for herself. Luciana isn't around to contest it. However, maybe the sister can shed some light on the history. Cause of death? Strangulation, but will they trace her back to the clinic? Will they trace her back to Bertie's room? She was there visiting Bertie. Is there a sign in sheet? You'd think that at a clinic for people with mental or emotional problems would be more carefully monitored. All the assisted living and nursing homes I've ever visited, you have to sign in and sometimes show an ID. Like UA, I can't help second guessing these writers.
Right now we have more antagonists than protagonists. And is there even one normal family? Gabe is now going to fall into the antagonist class. I don't think he's going to like his ma moving on so quick. It will just confirm that she did his father in to be rid of him. Sigh!
JudyB--I'll miss your nice long analyses. Better luck next time.
Doris--Thanks for clarifying tipera. I went back and watched that scene and watched Daniela's lips. I was pretty sure also, she said tipera. I'm surprised she didn't find a worse name to call Ingrid, like gold-digger (oroescarbara?) Remember all the compound words we made up in El Tal?
I'll be on "sabbatical" all next week, but will try to keep one eye peeled on the recaps. Can't wait for Monday.
Your headings were great, and I especially liked Who's Minding the Dump? A dog. I wondered if anyone else saw that dog! I think they filmed this at a real landfill. Do you think the dog was just there, or they put him in? Remember the well trained telenovela rats?
And another note to set design: maybe lose the stairs. Unless Dante is sleeping up there, Paolo needs a new single level place. Dante cracked me up when he walked in on pouty Paolo and said "otra vez de malas?". Uh, ya.
Your description of Gael and Franco being old gossiping biddies was spot on! Gael ROTFL and suggesting Mauro would have a heart attack with Ingrid was a hoot.
Gabriel is turning into such a little brat. I agree with UA, though, that we can't downplay Ingrid's awful influence, let alone poisoning, with him. At this rate, he'll be one of those sad people on My 600 Pound Life.
Did the manicomio completely burn down? Why haven't they taken Roberta back there?
Thanks again,
Rosemary la Otra
Then I wondered if that was the same dump where La Gata was filmed. 😜
Mauro (and maybe Franco) decided and both agreed to keep Roberta at home. I guess they figured she had been thru enough trauma with the fire. Ha!
Franco needs to watch his back and sleep with one eye open.
I had a really good recap and went to post it and it disappeared. I hate that when it happens, but I remember bits n pieces of it.
Mouthy ingrid:She has no family at all. Her mother died years ago. I heard her mother was in love with a married man who abandend her and never acknowledged the child.
Berti:"Sounds a lot like mother like daughter". O she can talk? She crazy like her mother was.
Mauro:lookin pensive Mauro ask,no one knew who the father was?
Mouthy ingy:"alba's mother took that to her grave".
Ok that was discovered a While back.
See, now berti and alba could be blood
Sisters. What are the odds?
Julian is trash but he's recycled trash. This guy really loves himself. He'll deserve whatever ingy Does to him.
Paolo should take the money, pay his
Bills,do the therapy and get his legs
Back, get rich playin futbol,be mad with natty, press charges,she goes to
Prison for awhile. He almost marrys
Katia(dodged a bullet there). Goes to visit natty in prison she gets out.
Get to eventually talkin again, the heartStrings awaken, theyre on Again.
Julian enterfears(he is such an ass).
Ok all this requires a time jump. It could happen. But I'm just guessing.
But what fun that would be.
The kiss. Aaand the thrill is gone cuz
Jerky gabe walked in. Well we will see what happens Monday. If there's anyone
At uni studios monday(coronavirus).
Y'all stay safe and sanitized.
Thank you Anita.
Careful girl, there's enough stuff happening don't want to throw an eye
Infection in the rink. Be safe n feel better.
the two Amazonas--Yes, the power of adrenaline and evil. Great duo. And I was creeped out by the presence of the dog. Could just imagine him beginning to chew on the corpse once those inconvenient living humans left the scene.
Paolo happens to "roll in" (for some reason this just cracked me up. As does Julian's nickname for him "Wheelie".)
And the Band will Play (Coronavirus Cancellations notwithstanding) Actually I read that large scale gatherings are still going on in Mexico. Not to mention our Florida beaches where college kids (who still believe themselves to be immortal) are hooking up and partying like normal)
Getting to Know You--Thanks for that heading. I love it when an old familiar song plays in my head all day. Much better than my usual thoughts.
wash, rinse, repeat (and for heaven's sake, hang out to dry)
Franco and Gael snickering over Mauro's interest in Inrid (yes, who says men don't gossip? They certainly do. Especially now that there are no sports to talk about)
[Ingrid] she rewards his forward thinking with a roll on the couch (this was another howler for me. My husband, who taught public administration, was always sprinkling in terms like "forward thinking", "strategic thinking" "future forward anxiety" into ordinary domestic conversations and it drove me nuts. But linking it to Julian and Ingrid's horrendous copulations made it much funnier.)
Finally, I loved Roberta's line:" I negotiate with money not family." Great writing on the part of the script mongers. Every once in a while they come up with a gem.
But you do even more often Anita. Nice work partner!
Stay well and safe , everyone. I am trying to keep busy around the house and do some yard work and walking in the backyard. I keep thinking of that old movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still" that I watched when I was a kid in the latne, late show. . Or maybe I am feeling like Tom Hanks in "Castaway." For the last year and 5 months , but I kept pushing myself out the door . Now. ...It's tv, radio, caraycaray, thelitforum.com, and texting and emailing, and videochatting with family and friends. Bizarre.
But oh well, I'm alive and breathing, lungs are clear. All the things we take for granted but shouldn't. Each day "healthy" now is a gift that I am thankful for.
Hang in there everyone.I have not been out of the house since Thursday morning . At least we don't have any of these crazy\ annoying\_evil people in our orbits and don't have to dump any bodies in the dump . I am keeping you all in my thoughts and prayers
"But this too shall pass". That was my beleaguered mama's favorite saying. She was not fond of the Bible or much to do with church, but she clung to that verse all through our childhood and adolescence (and maybe into our twenties and thirties as well.) When she wasn't using Shakespeare's "How sharper than a serpent's tooth is an ungrateful child..."
Let us hope that "this too shall pass."
I'm still surprised at how quickly Roberta went from a hovering, incoherent, screaming pile of human tissue back to a calm, rational (for her) being, sorting out her next strategies to deal with Ingrid. Woe be it for poor Franco and Alba when (better bet than if) she hears of their very passionate embrace. No doubt she will shout it to the hills that she KNEW it all along and the two were a couple of lying liars.
I thought the dog was the best actor in the whole episode. Did you notice he just did his part and exited stage left -- no drama, no threats, no crying?
BTW, R la O and I (and Jose Ron, if he wants to play -- he shares our birthday) now have double-bingo on card #8 with FIRE NOT IN FIREPLACE and THEFT OF IMPORTANT OBJECT.
Agreed, Anita, especially now that we are all responsibly social distancing to stay healthy (and alive). The internet is becoming my new social gathering place. Our patio is one of my favorites.
No church or Sunday school (all cancelled), all my clubs and organizations are cancelled, and all worth it to flatten the curve, IMO.
I've been so bored, I'm cleaning house, and often. (Gasp!) LOL I'm onGrandma babysitting duty this week while la nieta is in spring break.
Saw a joke for the current times today:
--- Day #3 without sports, found a lady sitting on my couch. Apparently she's my wife. She seems nice. 😉
I guess good friends can say Te Amo gay or not. Let's see if Gael can make any headway with her in the weeks to come. He and Bianca do seem to be on the same "friendship" wavelength. They are very comfortable with each other, but we have to take her word that he does nothing for her in the skipped heartbeat division.
And no, I really don't clean bathrooms all the time. Ew. lol. I hate housework with a passion. My cleaning lady quit 3+ years ago. When I added up how much I had paid her over nine years, I decided to do it myself for as long as I am able. #retirementfund It really is exercise that I need. I didn't realize how soft I had gotten. Now scrubbing the shower stall doesn't make my arms hurt. Yeesh.
Some European countries are setting the same mandates. Others are closing their borders. Punto. Why some of my 70+ y/o family members and other people I know do not think COVID19 is a big deal, is beyond me. Denial can be a safe cozy place to live until it's not. Denial about COVID19 can be deadly.
I've been following the spread of this disease since late January. Flattening the curve is crucial, or else elderly Americans will be left to die. And it frightens me that hubby and I are in that category at over65 yrs of age group. The reports from northern Italy are horrific. People are not reading about what is happening in northern Italy and/nor do they think it can happen here.
Our own JudyB here on the patio is in the most seriously high risk age group, and I pray her good health continues. Everyone stay safe!
Thank goodness for telenovelas to distract me.
So yeah, I pray a lot. And take long walks in the park and pray some more.
Blue, it looks like you and I and Ron Jose may remain reigning Bingo champs! Our lucky card #8 hasn't let us down.
Judy..I hope your eye is better....keep in touch.
I wonder if I should have read that book "_On Hundred Years of Solitude."Many people are now home alone. I keep getting emails from local stores and restaurants assuring me that they are deep cleaning every day. My eye doctor wants patients to wait in their cars until called in for their appointments. My grief counselor just called to see if I was coming for my appointment on Tuesday.
Due to this virus, our plans have changed--not going to take a mini-trip to the beach, so I will be with you more than I thought earlier. Still, don't know if I will be in command of the remote magic wand.
Doris--I immediately caught the undershirted, tieless Julian. Maybe the bufete dress code does not extend to this Associate because of his "association" with the Urzua family. That ought to change now, starting with Mauro, who ought to follow through with his suspension for another infraction.
RLO--the way you put it, yes, Alba ought to have been let go--she doesn't wash her hands enough!
Susanlynn--One Hundred Years of Solitude is a remarkable book. Full of magical realism. It still reverberates in my conscious from time to time. It's NOT about being lonely, not at all. Do burrow yourself into it.
-ing or panic buying firearms. Some would put them nose to nose. What are they gonna do good the toilet paper hostage. That may sound funny but some are just that sick.
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